{"id":12128,"date":"2019-03-30T08:45:46","date_gmt":"2019-03-30T13:45:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/circassiancenter.com\/tr\/?p=12128"},"modified":"2019-03-30T08:45:46","modified_gmt":"2019-03-30T13:45:46","slug":"hatamla-sev-beni-kahraman-abi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.circassiancenter.com\/tr\/hatamla-sev-beni-kahraman-abi\/","title":{"rendered":"HATAM\u2019LA SEV BEN\u0130 KAHRAMAN AB\u0130"},"content":{"rendered":"

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KALEKUTE Enver Sa\u011flam<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n

Polemi\u011fin dayan\u0131lmaz cazibesi bir taraftan \u2018gel gel\u2019 derken akl-\u0131 selim de halt yeme otur oturdu\u011fun yerde diyor. Di\u011fer taraftan konu ger\u00e7ekten \u201ca\u011f\u0131r abi\u201d ama muhatap olunan davran\u0131\u015f \u015fekline bakarsan bizler sanki mahallenin haylaz tak\u0131m\u0131\u2026 Zaman dalga ge\u00e7ilecek zaman de\u011fil ama en ba\u015f\u0131nda yap\u0131lan tav\u0131r, daha fol yok yumurta yokken, bu ne hiddet bu celal k\u0131vam\u0131nda.<\/p>\n

Biri premat\u00fcre bebekten bahsediyor di\u011feri do\u011fmam\u0131\u015f \u00e7ocu\u011fa don bi\u00e7mede. Yahu yapmay\u0131n a\u011fabeyler, etmeyin karde\u015fler. Hepimiz do\u011fdu\u011fumuzda ortalama 3-3,5 kg a\u011f\u0131rl\u0131\u011f\u0131nda 50 cm civar\u0131nda adem o\u011flu de\u011fil miydik? Ne oldu sonunda? Kimimiz bir doksan, kimimiz bir altm\u0131\u015f… Birimiz amir oldu di\u011ferimiz memur\u2026 Baz\u0131lar\u0131m\u0131z allame oldu baz\u0131lar\u0131m\u0131z cahili c\u00fchela…<\/p>\n

Bizler mi?<\/p>\n

Bir gurup haddini bilmez i\u015fte!<\/p>\n

Ne haddimize ki \u201cgiri\u015fim-miri\u015fim\u201d sa\u00e7mal\u0131yoruz. Biz kimiz ki birilerinden el almadan ad\u0131m at\u0131yoruz. D\u00fcnyay\u0131, Kafkasya\u2019y\u0131 ve dahi T\u00fcrkiye\u2019yi tan\u0131y\u0131p bilmeden kelam etme c\u00fcretinde bulunuyoruz. D\u00fcnyada s\u00f6ylenmemi\u015f s\u00f6z kalm\u0131\u015f m\u0131 ki bir de biz \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131k meydane.<\/p>\n

Her birimiz birbirimizden merdane. Halbuki biz daha k\u0131sa pantolonla gezerken c\u00fcmle s\u00f6z tamam oldu. S\u00f6z s\u00f6ylemeye f\u0131rsat kalmadan bir nesil de berhava oldu ama olsun o kadar. O kadar kusur kad\u0131 k\u0131z\u0131nda da olur. Olmazsa da yapma, yol olur. Yollar da y\u00fcr\u00fcmekle a\u015f\u0131nmaz, orak \u00e7ekicin g\u00f6lgesinde cehennem bile cennet olur. Hasan Sabah\u2018tan bu g\u00fcne \u00c7arputinler bile ba\u015f\u0131m\u0131za M\u00fcnker Nekir olur.<\/p>\n

Bir de \u201cbig brothers\u201dlar var burada. Onlar\u0131n yan\u0131nda ha\u015fa huzurdan ne ola ki bizler tezgah a\u00e7maktay\u0131z Sal\u0131 Pazar\u0131’nda. Onlar ki, \u015fehrin en mutena semtinde en l\u00fcks\u00fcnden ma\u011fazalar\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7m\u0131\u015flar. Her ne kadar bilumum \u015fubelerinin raflar\u0131 bo\u015f olsa da zarar etmez. Yeter ki nam olsun. Bilirler ki bu Pazar \u00e7\u0131\u011f\u0131rtkanlar\u0131 biraz i\u015fi ilerlettiler mi bir yan tarafa \u00fc\u00e7 bu\u00e7uk metrekareye bir d\u00fckkan a\u00e7acaklard\u0131r. Biz her ne kadar nerede hareket orda bereket desek kapal\u0131 \u00e7ar\u015f\u0131daki kuyumcular misali bir arada \u201c\u00e7ok\u201d olman\u0131n hareketlili\u011fi artt\u0131raca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 desek de (akl\u0131nla bin ya\u015fa Rahmi karde\u015f) onlar \u201cistemez\u00fck\u201d \u00fc patlat\u0131rlar hemen. Sankim bizler M\u00fcsl\u00fcman mahallesinde salyangoz satmaktay\u0131z zahir!<\/p>\n

Onlar\u0131n da can\u0131 sa\u011f olsun. Affetmek b\u00fcy\u00fckl\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn \u015fan\u0131ndand\u0131r deyip bizler maksad\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 bir kez daha bu sat\u0131rlarla dillendirelim.<\/p>\n

Ey evlad-\u0131 \u00c7erkes ve bilumum di\u011fer karde\u015fler. Devletl\u00fb h\u00f6k\u00fcmat\u0131m\u0131z her ne \u015fekilde olursa olsun a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131m-ma\u00e7\u0131l\u0131m, demokrasi-memokrasi demi\u015f iken ve bu pete\u011fe \u00fc\u015f\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015f bal ar\u0131lar\u0131 misali her kesim kalbindekini dillendirirken bizler de kervana kat\u0131ld\u0131k. Su\u00e7 ise yapt\u0131k vallahi. Eksi\u011fimiz gedi\u011fimiz varsa da kervan yolda d\u00fcz\u00fcl\u00fcr diyerek yola revan olduk. Kim kimin \u00f6n\u00fcnde; kim kimlerin sa\u011f\u0131nda solunda demeden; kimseye mir olmadan; kimseye de kuyruk olmadan \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131k a\u00e7\u0131k al\u0131nla\u2026<\/p>\n

Derdimiz, demokrasi defans\u0131n\u0131 orta sahaya kurmu\u015f h\u00fck\u00fcmetin rakip ataklarda geriye yaslan\u0131p gol\u00fc yememesi. Topuyla t\u00fcfe\u011fiyle; elindeki alt\u0131 okuyla; bozk\u0131rdaki bozkurduyla; da\u011fdaki kara kurduyla; g\u00f6zleri ba\u011flanm\u0131\u015f adalet han\u0131mla ve ezc\u00fcmle muharrir-i ekberle vuru\u015fmak \u00fczere dilimizde birka\u00e7 kelam, sahra \u00e7\u00f6l\u00fcnde serap g\u00f6rmekteyiz belki de. Demokrasiiii demokrasiiiiiii diye \u00fcnlemekteyiz elan\u2026<\/p>\n

Son s\u00f6z olarak da bu f\u0131kra promosyonumuz olsun.<\/p>\n

\u00dc\u00e7 gemici i\u015f aramak \u00fczere acenteye giderler.<\/p>\n

Birincisine sorar patron:
\n– Sen ne i\u015f yapars\u0131n?
\n– Ben \u00e7ok iyi g\u00f6r\u00fcr\u00fcm.
\n– Nas\u0131l yani?
\n– \u0130stanbul\u2019dan bakt\u0131m m\u0131 \u00c7anakkale bo\u011faz\u0131ndaki deniz fenerinin bek\u00e7isini g\u00f6rebilirim.<\/p>\n

Anlad\u0131m, der patron ve ikincisine d\u00f6ner:
\n– Peki sen?
\n– Ben de \u00e7ok iyi duyar\u0131m, der ve \u00f6rnek verir hemen. Bende o bek\u00e7inin ayak seslerini buradan duyabilirim…<\/p>\n

Patron hayretle \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fcye d\u00f6ner:
\n– Senin marifetin ne bakal\u0131m?
\n– Benim can\u0131m s\u0131k\u0131l\u0131r, der \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc gemici. Benim de b\u00f6yle sa\u00e7mal\u0131klara can\u0131m s\u0131k\u0131l\u0131r\u2026<\/p>\n

Bizim \u00e7ocukluk-gen\u00e7lik y\u0131llar\u0131m\u0131za ama baz\u0131 a\u011fabeylerimizin de gen\u00e7lik y\u0131llar\u0131na e\u015flik eden Orhan Gencebay\u2019\u0131n \u015fark\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 hat\u0131rlars\u0131n\u0131z umar\u0131m:
\n\u201cHatas\u0131z kul olmaz,
\nHatamla sev beni\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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