{"id":2624,"date":"2019-02-23T14:43:16","date_gmt":"2019-02-23T14:43:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/circassiancenter.com\/tr\/?p=2624"},"modified":"2019-02-23T14:43:16","modified_gmt":"2019-02-23T14:43:16","slug":"mantarli-darbe-tarifi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.circassiancenter.com\/tr\/mantarli-darbe-tarifi\/","title":{"rendered":"MANTARLI DARBE TAR\u0130F\u0130"},"content":{"rendered":"

KIP Fuat Aydemir
\n<\/span><\/b>14<\/span>.07.2009<\/span><\/p>\n

MALZEMELER:
\n<\/b>
\n3-5 adet emekli orgeneral,
\n5- 10 adet emekli asker \u2013 polis,
\n5-10 adet eski b\u00fcrokrat,
\nHer an patlat\u0131lmaya haz\u0131r TNT yap\u0131m\u0131 bombalar,
\nBir miktar a\u015f\u0131r\u0131 dinci,
\nBir miktar b\u00f6l\u00fcc\u00fc,
\nAsparagas bas\u0131n,
\nVe bir halk.<\/p>\n

Halk \u00f6nce asparagas bas\u0131n yolu ile ocaks\u0131z bir \u015fekilde kaynat\u0131l\u0131r. Halk\u0131n i\u00e7ine biraz b\u00f6l\u00fcc\u00fc ve a\u015f\u0131r\u0131 dinci ilave edilir. T\u00fcm bu haz\u0131rl\u0131klar yap\u0131l\u0131rken, di\u011fer tarafta \u00f6nceden ayarlanm\u0131\u015f, ay\u0131klanm\u0131\u015f emekli orgenerallerin \u00e7evresine emekli askerler ve polislerden olu\u015fan bir halka olu\u015fturulur. Haz\u0131r bekletilir.<\/p>\n

Halk\u0131n pi\u015fme k\u0131vam\u0131na gelmesi i\u00e7in \u00f6nceden haz\u0131rlanm\u0131\u015f TNT\u2019ler halk\u0131n belirli bir k\u0131sm\u0131n\u0131n ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131 yerlere duruma g\u00f6re ya a\u015f\u0131r\u0131 dincilerce ya da b\u00f6l\u00fcc\u00fcler taraf\u0131ndan yerle\u015ftirilip, patlat\u0131l\u0131r. B\u00f6ylece darbenin tad\u0131n\u0131n olgunla\u015fmas\u0131 sa\u011flan\u0131r. Asparagas bas\u0131n devreye sokularak ate\u015f orta ate\u015fe getirilir.<\/p>\n

Darbe pi\u015fmi\u015ftir. Halk\u0131n huzuruna sunulmas\u0131 i\u00e7in gerekli i\u015flemler bitirilir ve genelde sabah 7 civarlar\u0131nda asparagas TV yoluyla halk bu tarife davet edilir.<\/p>\n

Darbe bittikten sonra haz\u0131rlanma sonucunda ortaya \u00e7\u0131kan art\u0131klar (ba\u015fbakan, milletvekilleri, partiler vb) ortadan kald\u0131r\u0131l\u0131r. Kimisi 5-10 y\u0131l sonra kullan\u0131lmak \u00fczere dondurulabilir.<\/p>\n

Bu tarife genelde A<\/b>man B<\/b>ay\u0131ld\u0131 D<\/b>olmas\u0131 da denmektedir. Siz k\u0131saca ABD diye de not alabilirsiniz.<\/p>\n

EMPERYAL\u0130ST KAVURMA TAR\u0130F\u0130
\n<\/b>
\nMALZEMELER:
\n<\/b>
\n1 Adet Osama,
\n3 yemek ka\u015f\u0131\u011f\u0131 Petrol, Alt\u0131n, Do\u011falgaz yataklar\u0131,
\nBir tutam g\u00f6r\u00fcnmeyen biyolojik silah depolar\u0131,
\nBir tutam ajan,
\nBir tutam para,
\nBir tutam silah,<\/p>\n

Kavrulacak \u00fclke uzun s\u00fcreli bir incelemeye al\u0131n\u0131r. Gerekli kriterlere, yani k\u0131vamda olmas\u0131na \u00f6zen g\u00f6sterilir. Petrol yataklar\u0131, alt\u0131n veya do\u011falgaz bu kriterlerin en g\u00f6ze batanlar\u0131d\u0131r. K\u0131vama gelmi\u015f olan \u00fclkeler ay\u0131klanarak i\u00e7yap\u0131lar\u0131 bo\u015falt\u0131l\u0131r. \u0130\u00e7yap\u0131lar\u0131 bo\u015falt\u0131l\u0131rken o b\u00f6lgede ya\u015fayan insanlar\u0131 birbirine d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcrebilecek fakt\u00f6rlerin ortaya \u00e7\u0131kart\u0131lmas\u0131 y\u00f6ntemi se\u00e7ilir. Irk fark\u0131, din fark\u0131 en \u00e7ok kullan\u0131lan y\u00f6ntemlerdir. Para ile sat\u0131n al\u0131nan \u00f6nceden ayarlanm\u0131\u015f y\u00f6neticiler haz\u0131r bir \u015fekilde bekletilir.<\/p>\n

K\u0131vama gelmeye ba\u015flayan \u00fclke hakk\u0131nda k\u0131vam\u0131n son a\u015famas\u0131 olan “biyolojik silah” ya da “N\u00fckleer Santral” varl\u0131\u011f\u0131 iddialar\u0131 ajanlar\u0131n \u00e7ekti\u011fi resimlerce piyasaya s\u00fcr\u00fclerek sald\u0131r\u0131 zemini haz\u0131rlanm\u0131\u015f olur.<\/p>\n

Bu s\u0131rada Osama devreye sokularak birka\u00e7 bin ki\u015fi harcan\u0131r ve bu harcanan missilery intikam\u0131 ad\u0131na kavurma pi\u015fmeye ba\u015flar. Binlerce ton roketler e\u015fli\u011finde ve ak\u0131n \u00e7ocuk demden yap\u0131lan katliamlarla servise sunulur.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

KIP Fuat Aydemir 14.07.2009 MALZEMELER: 3-5 adet emekli orgeneral, 5- 10 adet emekli asker – polis, 5-10 adet eski bürokrat, Her an patlatılmaya hazır TNT yapımı bombalar, Bir miktar aşırı dinci, Bir miktar bölücü, Asparagas basın, Ve bir halk. Halk önce asparagas basın yolu ile ocaksız bir şekilde kaynatılır. Halkın içine biraz bölücü ve aşırı […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"ocean_post_layout":"","ocean_both_sidebars_style":"","ocean_both_sidebars_content_width":0,"ocean_both_sidebars_sidebars_width":0,"ocean_sidebar":"0","ocean_second_sidebar":"0","ocean_disable_margins":"enable","ocean_add_body_class":"","ocean_shortcode_before_top_bar":"","ocean_shortcode_after_top_bar":"","ocean_shortcode_before_header":"","ocean_shortcode_after_header":"","ocean_has_shortcode":"","ocean_shortcode_after_title":"","ocean_shortcode_before_footer_widgets":"","ocean_shortcode_after_footer_widgets":"","ocean_shortcode_before_footer_bottom":"","ocean_shortcode_after_footer_bottom":"","ocean_display_top_bar":"default","ocean_display_header":"default","ocean_header_style":"","ocean_center_header_left_menu":"0","ocean_custom_header_template":"0","ocean_custom_logo":0,"ocean_custom_retina_logo":0,"ocean_custom_logo_max_width":0,"ocean_custom_logo_tablet_max_width":0,"ocean_custom_logo_mobile_max_width":0,"ocean_custom_logo_max_height":0,"ocean_custom_logo_tablet_max_height":0,"ocean_custom_logo_mobile_max_height":0,"ocean_header_custom_menu":"0","ocean_menu_typo_font_family":"0","ocean_menu_typo_font_subset":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_size":0,"ocean_menu_typo_font_size_tablet":0,"ocean_menu_typo_font_size_mobile":0,"ocean_menu_typo_font_size_unit":"px","ocean_menu_typo_font_weight":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_weight_tablet":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_weight_mobile":"","ocean_menu_typo_transform":"","ocean_menu_typo_transform_tablet":"","ocean_menu_typo_transform_mobile":"","ocean_menu_typo_line_height":0,"ocean_menu_typo_line_height_tablet":0,"ocean_menu_typo_line_height_mobile":0,"ocean_menu_typo_line_height_unit":"","ocean_menu_typo_spacing":0,"ocean_menu_typo_spacing_tablet":0,"ocean_menu_typo_spacing_mobile":0,"ocean_menu_typo_spacing_unit":"","ocean_menu_link_color":"","ocean_menu_link_color_hover":"","ocean_menu_link_color_active":"","ocean_menu_link_background":"","ocean_menu_link_hover_background":"","ocean_menu_link_active_background":"","ocean_menu_social_links_bg":"","ocean_menu_social_hover_links_bg":"","ocean_menu_social_links_color":"","ocean_menu_social_hover_links_color":"","ocean_disable_title":"default","ocean_disable_heading":"default","ocean_post_title":"","ocean_post_subheading":"","ocean_post_title_style":"","ocean_post_title_background_color":"","ocean_post_title_background":0,"ocean_post_title_bg_image_position":"","ocean_post_title_bg_image_attachment":"","ocean_post_title_bg_image_repeat":"","ocean_post_title_bg_image_size":"","ocean_post_title_height":0,"ocean_post_title_bg_overlay":0.5,"ocean_post_title_bg_overlay_color":"","ocean_disable_breadcrumbs":"default","ocean_breadcrumbs_color":"","ocean_breadcrumbs_separator_color":"","ocean_breadcrumbs_links_color":"","ocean_breadcrumbs_links_hover_color":"","ocean_display_footer_widgets":"default","ocean_display_footer_bottom":"default","ocean_custom_footer_template":"0","ocean_post_oembed":"","ocean_post_self_hosted_media":"","ocean_post_video_embed":"","ocean_link_format":"","ocean_link_format_target":"self","ocean_quote_format":"","ocean_quote_format_link":"post","ocean_gallery_link_images":"off","ocean_gallery_id":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[95],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-yazarlar-kip-fuat-aydemir","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.circassiancenter.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2624","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.circassiancenter.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.circassiancenter.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.circassiancenter.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.circassiancenter.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2624"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.circassiancenter.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2624\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2625,"href":"https:\/\/www.circassiancenter.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2624\/revisions\/2625"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.circassiancenter.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.circassiancenter.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.circassiancenter.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}