{"id":3361,"date":"2019-02-25T16:30:59","date_gmt":"2019-02-25T16:30:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/circassiancenter.com\/tr\/?p=3361"},"modified":"2019-02-25T16:30:59","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T16:30:59","slug":"aramizda-ajan-var-mi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.circassiancenter.com\/tr\/aramizda-ajan-var-mi\/","title":{"rendered":"ARAMIZDA AJAN VAR MI?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Kuban Paul Seauhmann
\n<\/b><\/span> 31.12.2005<\/span><\/p>\n

Biz \u00c7erkesler d\u00fcnyan\u0131n en karma\u015f\u0131k duygular\u0131na sahip k\u00fclt\u00fcrlerinden biriyiz. Hem g\u00fcl\u00fcmsemeniz hem d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmeniz i\u00e7in bu hafta size baz\u0131 f\u0131kralar aktarmak istedik.<\/p>\n

\u00c7erkesler kavgac\u0131 m\u0131d\u0131r sizce? Bizce de\u011fil ama a\u015fa\u011f\u0131da f\u0131kra pek \u00f6yle demiyor.<\/p>\n

Da\u011f\u0131stanl\u0131lar kavga etmeyi \u00e7ok severlermi\u015f. Bir g\u00fcn Rus\u2019un biri Da\u011f\u0131stanl\u0131n\u0131n arabas\u0131na \u00e7arpar. \u0130\u00e7inden 3 Da\u011f\u0131stanl\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kar ve adama:
\n– Kavga edece\u011fiz.
\n– Abiler affedin, \u00f6z\u00fcr diliyorum.
\n– Yok. Biz kavga edece\u011fiz.
\n– Abiler polis \u00e7a\u011f\u0131ral\u0131m hata kiminse \u00f6desin.
\n– Yok kavga edece\u011fiz.
\n– Tamam a\u011fabeyler, ben sizin hasar\u0131 \u00f6deyim, kavga etmeyelim.
\n– Yok arkada\u015f. Biz kavga edece\u011fiz.
\n– Peki o zaman ben sizin hasar\u0131 \u00f6deyim, al\u0131n arabam da sizin olsun”
\n– M\u00fcmk\u00fcn de\u011fil kavga edece\u011fiz.
\n– Tamam ama b\u00f6yle kavga olur mu? 3\u2019e 1. Olmaz valla\u2026<\/p>\n

Da\u011f\u0131stanl\u0131 lider, yan\u0131ndaki arkada\u015f\u0131na d\u00f6ner,
\n– Ge\u00e7 Rus\u2019un yan\u0131na. Kavga edece\u011fiz\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

K\u0131ssadan hisse\u2026<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Ge\u00e7en y\u0131l forumlar\u0131m\u0131zda yabanc\u0131larla evlilik konusu \u00e7ok\u00e7a tart\u0131\u015f\u0131ld\u0131. Bizde bir f\u0131krayla farkl\u0131 bir perspektif ortaya koyal\u0131m.<\/p>\n

Politikac\u0131, yoksul bir \u00c7erkes\u2019e ziyarete gitmi\u015f demi\u015f ki: \u2018\u2019Senin o\u011flana bir e\u015f bulal\u0131m, zaman\u0131 geldi art\u0131k.\u2019\u2019<\/p>\n

\u00c7erkes \u015fa\u015f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f; \u2018\u2019xhabzemize g\u00f6re, o\u011flumun i\u015fine kar\u0131\u015fmam do\u011fru de\u011fil.\u2019\u2019<\/p>\n

Politikac\u0131: “Ama bu k\u0131z Rahmi Ko\u00e7’un k\u0131z\u0131” deyince, \u00c7erkes “aaaa… Tamam o zaman” demi\u015f ve durumu kabul etmi\u015f”<\/p>\n

Sonra Politikac\u0131 Rahmi Ko\u00e7’un evine gitmi\u015f: “K\u0131z\u0131n\u0131z i\u00e7in harika bir koca aday\u0131 buldum” demi\u015f.<\/p>\n

Rahmi Ko\u00e7 \u015fa\u015f\u0131rarak: “\u0130yi de benim k\u0131z\u0131m daha \u00e7ok k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck” diye itiraz etmi\u015f.<\/p>\n

Politikac\u0131: “Ama bu gen\u00e7 adam D\u00fcnya Bankas\u0131\u2019nda ba\u015fkan yard\u0131mc\u0131s\u0131” deyince, Rahmi Ko\u00e7: “Aaaa… Tamam o zaman” diyerek duruma hemen raz\u0131 oluvermi\u015f.<\/p>\n

Sonunda bizim politikac\u0131 D\u00fcnya Bankas\u0131 Ba\u015fkan\u0131\u2019n\u0131 ziyarete gitmi\u015f ve demi\u015f ki: “Ba\u015fkan\u0131m, size harika bir ba\u015fkan yard\u0131mc\u0131s\u0131 aday\u0131 buldum”<\/p>\n

Ba\u015fkan \u015fa\u015f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f: “\u0130yi ama benim zaten ihtiyac\u0131mdan fazla yard\u0131mc\u0131m var” deyince, politikac\u0131: \u2018\u2019Ancak bu Rahmi Ko\u00e7’un damad\u0131” demi\u015f.<\/p>\n

Ba\u015fkan da “Aaaa… tamam o zaman” demi\u015f. <\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Bu f\u0131kra Laz karde\u015flerimiz i\u00e7in anlat\u0131lm\u0131\u015f, ancak bizleri bu denli g\u00fczel yans\u0131tt\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in sizinle payla\u015fal\u0131m dedik.<\/p>\n

Ba\u015fkan Temel, bir hapishaneyi ziyaret etmi\u015f. Bir tanesi d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda t\u00fcm mahkumlar su\u00e7suz olduklar\u0131n\u0131, haks\u0131zl\u0131\u011fa u\u011fray\u0131p hapse d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fcklerini anlat\u0131yormu\u015f.O tek mahkum \u015feytana uyup bir su\u00e7 i\u015fledi\u011fini, cezas\u0131n\u0131 hak etti\u011fini s\u00f6yleyince, Temel hapishane y\u00f6neticilerine d\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015f;
\n– Ha pu atamu serbest birakun, \u00f6te\u00e7i masum insanlar\u0131n ahlak\u0131n\u0131 bozmasun!<\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\u00c7erkes’ten ajan olur mu? Neden olmas\u0131n. Son zamanlar\u0131n en \u00e7ok konu\u015fulan konular\u0131ndan biri de ajanlar\u0131n derneklerimizde vak\u0131flar\u0131m\u0131zda cirit att\u0131klar\u0131yd\u0131. Saklayaca\u011f\u0131m\u0131z ne var ki, ajanlar\u0131n i\u00e7imizde olmas\u0131ndan \u00e7ekinelim. \u00c7erkeslerin tek derdi k\u00fclt\u00fcrlerini korumak. Umar\u0131z a\u015fa\u011f\u0131daki gibi ajanlar yoktur i\u00e7imizde.<\/p>\n

CIA, Rusya’da bir kasabaya casus yerle\u015ftirecek, \u00e7evrede Ruslar\u0131n n\u00fckleer ara\u015ft\u0131rma merkezleri var. Ancak \u00f6yle bir casus olacak ki, t\u0131pk\u0131 bir Rus gibi…<\/p>\n

\u00d6nce Amerika\u2019da, Rusya\u2019daki kasaban\u0131n bir benzeri yap\u0131lm\u0131\u015f, y\u00fczlerce ki\u015fi aras\u0131ndan se\u00e7ilen casus aday\u0131, y\u0131llarca bu yapma kasabada ya\u015fam\u0131\u015f… Rus\u00e7a’y\u0131 o b\u00f6lgenin leh\u00e7esiyle \u00f6\u011frenmi\u015f… Ruslar ne yer, nas\u0131l i\u00e7er, nas\u0131l \u015fakala\u015f\u0131r, nas\u0131l k\u0131zar, hepsi en ufak ayr\u0131nt\u0131s\u0131na kadar \u00f6\u011fretilmi\u015f ve zaman\u0131 gelince bir imtihandan ge\u00e7irilip, u\u00e7akla kasaban\u0131n \u00e7evresine at\u0131lm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n

Amerikal\u0131 casus, kasabaya ad\u0131m\u0131n\u0131 atar atmaz, eliyle koymu\u015f gibi meyhaneyi bulmu\u015f, dalm\u0131\u015f i\u00e7eri, herkesi Rus usul\u00fc selamlam\u0131\u015f ve meyhaneciye votka s\u00f6ylemi\u015f…<\/p>\n

Meyhaneciyle oradan, buradan, sa\u011fdan soldan konu\u015fmaya ba\u015flam\u0131\u015flar, zaman ge\u00e7mi\u015f, meyhaneci casusun omzuna elini atm\u0131\u015f!<\/p>\n

“Haydi Co, kalk\u0131p karakola gidelim, seni teslim edeyim.” Amerikan casus \u015fa\u015f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f ama bakm\u0131\u015f kurtulu\u015f yok, ka\u00e7amayacak, yola \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015flar…<\/p>\n

Amerikal\u0131 dayanamam\u0131\u015f, sormu\u015f:<\/p>\n

“\u00c7ok merak ediyorum, benim Amerikal\u0131 oldu\u011fumu nas\u0131l anlad\u0131n? O kadar g\u00fczel Rusla\u015fm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m ki.”<\/p>\n

Meyhaneci g\u00fclm\u00fc\u015f: “Her \u015feyin tamam olmas\u0131na tamam da, bizim buralarda pek zenci Rus bulunmaz.\u2019\u2019<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kuban Paul Seauhmann 31.12.2005 Biz Çerkesler dünyanın en karmaşık duygularına sahip kültürlerinden biriyiz. Hem gülümsemeniz hem düşünmeniz için bu hafta size bazı fıkralar aktarmak istedik. Çerkesler kavgacı mıdır sizce? Bizce değil ama aşağıda fıkra pek öyle demiyor. Dağıstanlılar kavga etmeyi çok severlermiş. Bir gün Rus’un biri Dağıstanlının arabasına çarpar. İçinden 3 Dağıstanlı çıkar ve adama: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"ocean_post_layout":"","ocean_both_sidebars_style":"","ocean_both_sidebars_content_width":0,"ocean_both_sidebars_sidebars_width":0,"ocean_sidebar":"0","ocean_second_sidebar":"0","ocean_disable_margins":"enable","ocean_add_body_class":"","ocean_shortcode_before_top_bar":"","ocean_shortcode_after_top_bar":"","ocean_shortcode_before_header":"","ocean_shortcode_after_header":"","ocean_has_shortcode":"","ocean_shortcode_after_title":"","ocean_shortcode_before_footer_widgets":"","ocean_shortcode_after_footer_widgets":"","ocean_shortcode_before_footer_bottom":"","ocean_shortcode_after_footer_bottom":"","ocean_display_top_bar":"default","ocean_display_header":"default","ocean_header_style":"","ocean_center_header_left_menu":"0","ocean_custom_header_template":"0","ocean_custom_logo":0,"ocean_custom_retina_logo":0,"ocean_custom_logo_max_width":0,"ocean_custom_logo_tablet_max_width":0,"ocean_custom_logo_mobile_max_width":0,"ocean_custom_logo_max_height":0,"ocean_custom_logo_tablet_max_height":0,"ocean_custom_logo_mobile_max_height":0,"ocean_header_custom_menu":"0","ocean_menu_typo_font_family":"0","ocean_menu_typo_font_subset":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_size":0,"ocean_menu_typo_font_size_tablet":0,"ocean_menu_typo_font_size_mobile":0,"ocean_menu_typo_font_size_unit":"px","ocean_menu_typo_font_weight":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_weight_tablet":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_weight_mobile":"","ocean_menu_typo_transform":"","ocean_menu_typo_transform_tablet":"","ocean_menu_typo_transform_mobile":"","ocean_menu_typo_line_height":0,"ocean_menu_typo_line_height_tablet":0,"ocean_menu_typo_line_height_mobile":0,"ocean_menu_typo_line_height_unit":"","ocean_menu_typo_spacing":0,"ocean_menu_typo_spacing_tablet":0,"ocean_menu_typo_spacing_mobile":0,"ocean_menu_typo_spacing_unit":"","ocean_menu_link_color":"","ocean_menu_link_color_hover":"","ocean_menu_link_color_active":"","ocean_menu_link_background":"","ocean_menu_link_hover_background":"","ocean_menu_link_active_background":"","ocean_menu_social_links_bg":"","ocean_menu_social_hover_links_bg":"","ocean_menu_social_links_color":"","ocean_menu_social_hover_links_color":"","ocean_disable_title":"default","ocean_disable_heading":"default","ocean_post_title":"","ocean_post_subheading":"","ocean_post_title_style":"","ocean_post_title_background_color":"","ocean_post_title_background":0,"ocean_post_title_bg_image_position":"","ocean_post_title_bg_image_attachment":"","ocean_post_title_bg_image_repeat":"","ocean_post_title_bg_image_size":"","ocean_post_title_height":0,"ocean_post_title_bg_overlay":0.5,"ocean_post_title_bg_overlay_color":"","ocean_disable_breadcrumbs":"default","ocean_breadcrumbs_color":"","ocean_breadcrumbs_separator_color":"","ocean_breadcrumbs_links_color":"","ocean_breadcrumbs_links_hover_color":"","ocean_display_footer_widgets":"default","ocean_display_footer_bottom":"default","ocean_custom_footer_template":"0","ocean_post_oembed":"","ocean_post_self_hosted_media":"","ocean_post_video_embed":"","ocean_link_format":"","ocean_link_format_target":"self","ocean_quote_format":"","ocean_quote_format_link":"post","ocean_gallery_link_images":"off","ocean_gallery_id":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[96],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-yazarlar-kuban-seauhmann","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.circassiancenter.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.circassiancenter.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.circassiancenter.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.circassiancenter.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.circassiancenter.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3361"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.circassiancenter.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3361\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3362,"href":"https:\/\/www.circassiancenter.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3361\/revisions\/3362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.circassiancenter.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.circassiancenter.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.circassiancenter.com\/tr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}