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Ali \u0130hsan Aksamaz<\/strong><\/p>\n

Munir Y\u0131lmaz Avc\u0131 (Yazan)
\nAli \u0130hsan Aksamaz (Yay\u0131na haz\u0131rlayan)<\/p>\n

\u00d6 N S \u00d6 Z<\/strong>
\nBu oyunu, bo\u015f bir zaman\u0131ma denk gelen 15- 20 g\u00fcnl\u00fck bir d\u00f6nem d\u00e2hilinde bir deneme mahiyetinde yazd\u0131m. Ancak b\u00f6yle bir oyunun varl\u0131\u011f\u0131, tiyatro ile i\u015ftigal edenlerce duyuldu\u011funda konu ile \u00f6ylesine ilgilendiler ki, hen\u00fcz natamam olmas\u0131na ra\u011fmen, birka\u00e7 dostuma vermemezlik edemedim.
\nUzun bir s\u00fcre bir kenarda tashih bekleyen oyunun son r\u00f6tu\u015flerini ise \u015eebnem Telci\u2019nin baz\u0131 teknik bilgileri ve \u0131srarlar\u0131 sonucu tamamlam\u0131\u015f bulunuyorum. Bu vesile ile de kendisine \u00f6zellikle bu sat\u0131rlardan te\u015fekk\u00fcrlerimi iletmek istiyorum.<\/p>\n

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\nBu oyunun asl\u0131 hem Lazca hem de y\u00f6resel T\u00fcrk\u00e7e \u015fivemizle yaz\u0131lm\u0131\u015f olmas\u0131na ra\u011fmen, oyun tekni\u011fine uygun olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 gerek\u00e7esiyle sonradan normal T\u00fcrk\u00e7e \u015fivesiyle tekrar yazmak zorunda kald\u0131m. Ancak oyunun oynanmas\u0131 s\u0131ras\u0131nda mutlak surette y\u00f6reye has (Laz \u015fivesiyle) oynanmas\u0131 \u00e7ok daha uygun olur kanaatindeyim. Bu konuda oyuncular\u0131n bir hayli deneyimli olmalar\u0131 gereklidir. Aksi takdirde oyuna renk katan ve ruh veren \u00f6nemli bir \u00f6zellik ortadan kalkarak saman alevi gibi renksiz ve tats\u0131z, tuzsuz bir \u015fekle d\u00f6n\u00fc\u015f\u00fcr.
\n\u00dcniversite y\u0131llar\u0131nda seyretme f\u0131rsat\u0131n\u0131 buldu\u011fum birka\u00e7 oyun d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda tiyatro ile hi\u00e7bir ba\u011f\u0131m bulunmamakla beraber, sadece her zaman oldu\u011fu gibi acaba ba\u015farabilir miyim d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcncesiyle ele ald\u0131\u011f\u0131m bu oyunun sahneye kondu\u011funu g\u00f6rmek ise en b\u00fcy\u00fck dile\u011fimdir.
\nOyunda ad\u0131 ge\u00e7en ki\u015filer ve mahal tamamen hayal \u00fcr\u00fcn\u00fc olup hi\u00e7 kimse hedef al\u0131nmam\u0131\u015ft\u0131r. Ama\u00e7, izleyiciler ve okuyucularla beraber ho\u015f\u00e7a vakit ge\u00e7irmektir. Herhalde biraz mizaha da ihtiyac\u0131m\u0131z var de\u011fil mi ya?!
\nMunir Y\u0131lmaz Avc\u0131, 20 VIII 2001<\/p>\n

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\nD\u00d6N\u00dcK CAM\u0130 \/ T\u00dcRK\u00c7E \u2013 LAZCA T\u0130YATRO OYUNU<\/strong><\/p>\n

K \u0130 \u015e \u0130 L E R:<\/strong>
\nHAVVA HALA: 60 Ya\u015f\u0131n \u00fczerinde. K\u00f6y\u00fcn ileri gelenlerinden olup her tarafa ko\u015fturan, bilgi\u00e7 bir ki\u015fi. Daima kapal\u0131 gezip o\u011flu Osman gurbette oldu\u011fu i\u00e7in evinde torunu Hatice ile beraber ya\u015famaktad\u0131r.
\nHOCA: K\u00f6y camisinin imam\u0131 olup 55- 60 ya\u015flar\u0131nda, orta boylu. Fazla bir bilgisi olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in daima ka\u00e7amak cevaplar\u0131 ile \u00fcnlenmi\u015ftir.
\n\u0130SMA\u0130: Caminin m\u00fcezzini. 45 ya\u015flar\u0131nda. Zay\u0131f, orta boylu.
\nMUHTAR: 50 ya\u015flar\u0131nda. Orta boylu toparlak v\u00fccutlu ve g\u00fcr b\u0131y\u0131kl\u0131. Kasketi devaml\u0131 ba\u015f\u0131nda durur.
\n\u015eER\u0130F: Ortaokul birinci s\u0131n\u0131fta belge alarak okumay\u0131 terk etmi\u015f olup kendini oldu\u011funun \u00e7ok daha \u00fcst\u00fcnde kabul ettirmeyi ba\u015farm\u0131\u015f bir ki\u015fi. 50 ya\u015flar\u0131nda ve giyimi, ku\u015fam\u0131 di\u011ferlerine g\u00f6re biraz daha d\u00fczg\u00fcn. \u0130kna kabiliyeti hayli y\u00fcksek ve kendine g\u00fcveni \u00e7ok olan uzun boylu, normal kilosunda uyan\u0131k bir zat.
\nMEC\u0130T: K\u00f6y\u00fcn ileri gelenlerinden. 65 ya\u015flar\u0131nda. Orta boylu, hafif kilolu. Mevcut sa\u00e7lar\u0131 beyazlam\u0131\u015f.
\nABDULLAH: K\u00f6ydeki kahvehanenin sahibi. 45 ya\u015flar\u0131nda. Dolgun v\u00fccutlu, uzun boylu, mavi g\u00f6zl\u00fc ve konu\u015fkan.
\nFIRLAMA OSMAN: 25 Ya\u015flar\u0131nda. Ufak- tefek, g\u00f6zleri f\u0131ld\u0131r- f\u0131ld\u0131r. \u0130smi ile m\u00fcsemma.
\nP\u0130MP\u0130R\u0130K AL\u0130: 35 Ya\u015flar\u0131nda. Orta boylu. Lakab\u0131na uygun ve her konuyu kendine dert edinen i\u015fkilli bir tip.
\nYAMUK NUR\u0130: 30 Ya\u015flar\u0131nda. Hafif \u015fa\u015f\u0131 g\u00f6zl\u00fc. Sinirli ama iyi niyetli bir ki\u015fi.
\nERCAN: 30 ya\u015flar\u0131nda. Uzun boylu ve kilolu. Kumral ve saf g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fc\u015fl\u00fc.
\nRIZA: 35 ya\u015flar\u0131nda. Esmer ve orta boyda, zay\u0131f.
\n\u00d6MER: 50 ya\u015flar\u0131nda. \u00c7ok zay\u0131f ve k\u0131sa boylu. Ba\u015f\u0131ndaki k\u00fclah\u0131 hi\u00e7 \u00e7\u0131karmaz. Olduk\u00e7a saf.
\nENVER: 55 ya\u015flar\u0131nda. Orta boylu, esmer ve normal kilolu. Dazlak kafal\u0131.
\nASIM: 25 ya\u015flar\u0131nda. Uzunca boylu, gaga burunlu, \u00e7ok zay\u0131f.
\nMUSA: 30 ya\u015flar\u0131nda. Orta boylu, b\u0131y\u0131kl\u0131, \u00e7ok zay\u0131f.
\nDELOSMAN: 40 ya\u015flar\u0131nda. Yalaka bir tip. Uzun boylu ve a\u011fz\u0131ndan sigaras\u0131 hi\u00e7 d\u00fc\u015fmez.
\n\u00c7ENE N\u0130YAZ\u0130: Uzun sivri \u00e7eneli. 40 ya\u015flar\u0131nda, sa\u00e7lar\u0131 devaml\u0131 da\u011f\u0131n\u0131k, h\u0131rpani k\u0131l\u0131kl\u0131, kumral ve zay\u0131f.
\nKAMI\u015e H\u00dcSEY\u0130N: 35 ya\u015flar\u0131nda, uzunca boylu ve dolgun v\u00fccutlu. K\u00f6yde her i\u015fe ko\u015fturulan saf g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fc\u015fl\u00fc, peri\u015fan k\u0131l\u0131kl\u0131 bir ki\u015fi.
\nART\u0130ST \u0130SMET: M\u00fctenasip v\u00fccutlu. Yak\u0131\u015f\u0131kl\u0131. 30 ya\u015flar\u0131nda.
\nEM\u0130NE HALA: 65 Ya\u015flar\u0131nda. Saf ama \u00e7ok iyi niyetli .
\nESME: 35 ya\u015flar\u0131nda. Havva Halan\u0131n en yak\u0131n kom\u015fusu.
\nHAT\u0130CE: 15 ya\u015flar\u0131nda. Havva Halan\u0131n torunu. Sar\u0131 sa\u00e7l\u0131 al\u0131ml\u0131, arta boylu, zay\u0131f\u00e7a g\u00fczel bir gen\u00e7 k\u0131z.
\nZ\u00dcLF\u0130YE: 20 ya\u015flar\u0131nda. Uzunca boylu, zay\u0131f. Haticenin can dostu ve akrabas\u0131. Hamarat bir kom\u015fu k\u0131z\u0131.
\nREMZ\u0130- \u0130SA- MURAT- KAD\u0130R- HAL\u0130T- \u0130SHAK- MURAT: Ya\u015flar\u0131 20- 30 Aras\u0131nda de\u011fi\u015fen k\u00f6y gen\u00e7leri.
\nFEN MEMURU: 45 ya\u015flar\u0131nda k\u0131sa boylu. G\u00f6bekli ve nispeten muntazam giyimli.<\/p>\n

B \u00d6 L \u00dc M\u00a0 -1<\/strong>
\n(Deniz kenar\u0131ndaki caminin yakla\u015f\u0131k otuz metre kadar sol taraf\u0131nda bulunan kahvehanenin \u00f6n\u00fcndeki uyduruk banklarda oturan k\u00f6y\u00fcn yeti\u015fkinlerinden olu\u015fmu\u015f 15- 20 ki\u015filik bir grup cuma namaz\u0131 i\u00e7in ezan vaktinin gelmesini beklemektedir. Bir tarafta Yamuk Nuri ile F\u0131rlama Osman, k\u0131r\u0131k olan bir baca\u011f\u0131 iple ba\u011fl\u0131 sehpan\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcne koyduklar\u0131 tavla oyununda kap\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015flar, 3- 4 ki\u015filik bir grup da onlara gayret vermektedirler. Di\u011fer tarafta Pimpirik Ali, elindeki kam\u0131\u015fa ba\u011fl\u0131 misinaya zargana i\u00e7in ibri\u015fim takmakla me\u015fgul. Ercan ile R\u0131za da onu seyretmekteler. Di\u011ferleri ise oturduklar\u0131 yerde ona buna l\u00e2f yeti\u015ftirmekle me\u015fguller.)
\nKahveci Abdullah, millete g\u00f6z gezdirdikten sonra:
\n\u2013 Hey! Kimler \u00e7ay istiyor?
\nDiye seslenir.
\n(\u00d6mer kafas\u0131n\u0131 sol tarafa \u00e7evirir. As\u0131m ile Enver Abdullah\u2019a s\u0131rtlar\u0131n\u0131 d\u00f6nerler. Di\u011ferleri de birbirleri ile ilgileniyormu\u015f gibi davran\u0131p Abdullah\u2019a bakmazlar bile.)
\nAbdullah yine:
\n\u2013 Yahu, kimse \u00e7ay istemiyor mu?!
\nDiye seslenir.
\nO anda yeni gelen \u015eerif:
\n\u2013 \u00c7aylar tavla oynayanlardan!
\nDiye araya girince di\u011ferleri de ona destek verirler.
\n(Tavla oynamakta olan Yamuk Nuri, \u015eerif\u2019e ters ters bakt\u0131ktan sonra:)
\n\u2013 Anan\u0131n en ak\u0131ll\u0131s\u0131 sen misin?
\nDiye tersler.
\n\u015eerif gayet sakin:
\n\u2013 Yok can\u0131m daha neler var neler?!
\nDiye yan\u0131t verir.
\n\u00d6te yandan seyirciler l\u00e2f at\u0131p dururlar.
\n\u2013 \u015eerif do\u011fru s\u00f6yl\u00fcyor. Bedava tavla oynanmaz.
\n\u2013 O kadar korkuyorsan tavla biliyorum diye ne kabaday\u0131l\u0131k yap\u0131yorsun?!
\n\u2013 Ulan yamuk! Ka\u00e7acak deli\u011fin yok, hi\u00e7bir yere ka\u00e7amazs\u0131n.
\nYamuk Nuri cevap yeti\u015ftirir:
\n\u2013 Ulan kim ka\u00e7\u0131yor be?! \u0130sterseniz, hepiniz birden gelin!
\n\u015eerif:
\n\u2013 Hey Abdullah ne bekliyorsun! Bana tavladan bir a\u00e7\u0131k getir.
\nMusa:
\n\u2013 Ben kahve i\u00e7erim, \u015fekerli olsun.
\nMuhtar ise Nuri\u2019ye gayret verir:
\n\u2013 Ulan Nuri, sen bunu yenersin. At bakal\u0131m \u015fu zar\u0131!
\nNuri, zar\u0131 sallay\u0131p atar.
\n\u2013 G\u00f6rd\u00fcn m\u00fc gelen zar\u0131?! \u015eimdi burada penci d\u00fc neye yarar?
\n\u2013 Olsun, zarar\u0131 yok. Bakal\u0131m o ne atacak?
\nF\u0131rlama, zarlar\u0131 al\u0131p bir g\u00fczel oturtur.
\n\u2013 Heeyt be! D\u00f6rt cihara bak, d\u00f6rt cihara!
\nNuri:
\n\u2013 Ulan niye zar kuruyorsun?
\nDiye tersleyince,
\nMusa:
\n\u2013 Hadi hadi, \u015fimdi mahane arama.
\nDiye kar\u015f\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kar.
\nNuri:
\n\u2013 Yahu kim bahane ar\u0131yor. Adam hem zar kuruyor, hem pul \u00e7al\u0131yor. Sen de onun taraf\u0131n\u0131 tutuyorsun!
\n\u015eerif:
\n\u2013 Yahu kimse taraf tutmuyor. Senin biraz \u015fans\u0131n yok, hepsi o kadar!
\nNuri:
\n\u2013 Ne \u015fans\u0131 be! Adam resmen sahtek\u00e2r.
\nDelosman:
\n\u2013 \u015eerif okumu\u015f adamd\u0131r. Onu dinleyin. Burada ondan ba\u015fka ortaokula gitmi\u015f adam var m\u0131d\u0131r?
\nDiye sorar.
\nAbdullah devam eder:
\n\u2013 \u00d6yle ise \u00e7aylar tavladan.
\nNuri:
\n\u2013 Ben kabul etmiyorum.
\nDiye itiraz eder.
\nAbdullah:
\n\u2013 Sen kabul etmiyorsun da kimse \u00e7ay i\u00e7mesin mi? Yani evde biz yemek yemeyelim mi?!
\nMusa, Abdullah\u2019a d\u00f6ner:
\n\u2013 Yahu sen yeme\u011fi ne yapacaks\u0131n? Akl\u0131na ekme\u011fi do\u011fra da ye. T\u0131k\u0131n istedi\u011fin kadar.
\nErcan:
\n\u2013 \u0130yi diyorsun da, ya akl\u0131 yoksa ne olacak!
\nMusa:
\n\u2013 Akl\u0131 yoksa, istesin de vereyim. Bende o kadar \u00e7ok ki millete da\u011f\u0131t\u0131yorum.
\nDelosman \u00d6mer\u2019e:
\n\u2013 Bana bak, ben \u00e7ok ac\u0131kt\u0131m. Ak\u0131l yenir mi?
\nDiye tak\u0131l\u0131r.
\n\u2013 Ulan, niye yenmesin. Madem ki yenmiyordu sen akl\u0131n\u0131 ni\u00e7in yedin?! Sen de akl\u0131n\u0131 yemeseydin de benim gibi ak\u0131ll\u0131 olsayd\u0131n.
\n\u2013 \u0130yi ki akl\u0131m\u0131 yemi\u015fim. Yoksa senin gibi olsayd\u0131m ne yapard\u0131m?!
\nR\u0131za, Abdullah\u2019a:
\n\u2013 Hey Abdul, sen de onun gibi olmak istemiyorsan akl\u0131n\u0131 ye daha iyi!
\nDiye seslenir.
\n\u00c7ene Niyazi:
\n\u2013 Bo\u015funa \u00e7ene yormay\u0131n, ezan vakti yakla\u015f\u0131yor, gidin da abdestinizi al\u0131n!
\nDiye araya girer.
\n\u015eerif:
\n\u2013 Ben namaza gitmiyorum. Siz d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcn.
\nDer ve Abdullah\u2019tan bir bardak \u00e7ay ister.
\n\u00d6te yandan F\u0131rlama yine ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131r:
\n\u2013 \u00d6f ulan, \u00f6ffff! Dubaraya bak be!
\nNuri yine tersler:
\n\u2013 Ulan senin baban da dubarac\u0131 idi. Siz hepiniz sahtek\u00e2rs\u0131n\u0131z. Sizinle bir \u015fey mi yap\u0131l\u0131r?
\nF\u0131rlama, g\u0131rg\u0131r\u0131n\u0131 ge\u00e7er.
\n\u2013 Hadi, hadii\u2026 \u0130\u015fine bak, i\u015finee!
\nOnlar orda birbirlerini yerken As\u0131m, \u015eerif\u2019e d\u00f6n\u00fcp:
\n\u2013 Sen namaza ni\u00e7in gitmiyorsun?
\nDiye sorar.
\n\u2013 Ben bu camiye ka\u00e7 ayd\u0131r bak\u0131yorum. Benim yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131m hesaba g\u00f6re, bu cami d\u00f6n\u00fck duruyor. D\u00f6n\u00fck camide yanl\u0131\u015f y\u00f6nde durup namaz k\u0131l\u0131n\u0131r m\u0131?
\nDelosman:
\n\u2013 \u015eerif okumu\u015f adamd\u0131r. O ne derse do\u011frudur.
\nDiye \u015eerif\u2019e arka \u00e7\u0131k\u0131nca Enver, \u015eerif\u2019e d\u00f6ner:
\n\u2013 Bana bak! Caminin d\u00f6n\u00fck oldu\u011funu sen nas\u0131l anlad\u0131n? Onun hesab\u0131 nas\u0131l yap\u0131l\u0131r. \u00dcstelik pusulan da yok!
\nDiye sorar.
\n\u015eerif:
\n\u2013 Pusula da neymi\u015f. Ben denize bakt\u0131m da y\u00f6n\u00fcm\u00fc tayin ettim. Deniz kuzeye bak\u0131yorsa, caminin mihrab\u0131 nereye bakar. Ankara\u2019ya. Pekii, daha \u00f6tede kim var? Yunan ile Alaman. Yahu biz \u015fimdi g\u00f6z g\u00f6re g\u00f6re Yunan\u2019\u0131n Kral\u0131 ile Alaman\u2019\u0131n Kayzerine ba\u015f e\u011fiyoruz. Yahu, \u00f6yle \u015fey olur mu! Benim bildi\u011fim, bizim cami tam y\u00fcz derece d\u00f6n\u00fckt\u00fcr. Onun i\u00e7in bu cami i\u00e7inde y\u00fcz derece d\u00f6nmeden k\u0131l\u0131nan namazlar ge\u00e7erli olmaz.
\n(Kahvehanedekiler \u00f6nce bir \u015fa\u015f\u0131r\u0131rlar, sonrada caminin d\u00f6n\u00fck olup olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 konusunda bir tart\u0131\u015fma ba\u015flat\u0131rlar. O s\u0131rada Abdullah da tepsi dolu \u00e7ay\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7akt\u0131rmadan millete da\u011f\u0131t\u0131verir.)
\nNeden sonra Enver \u015eerif\u2019e:
\n\u2013 Yahu \u015eerif! Senin dedi\u011fine g\u00f6re, bug\u00fcne kadar yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z namazlar K\u00e2be\u2019ye de\u011fil de Bulgarya\u2019ya m\u0131 gitti. O namazlar say\u0131lmad\u0131 ise, onun mesulu kimdir?
\n\u2013 Onun mesulu, bu camiyi kim b\u00f6yle d\u00f6n\u00fck kurduysa odur. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc\u00fc biz bug\u00fcne kadar bilmiyorduk lakin \u015fimdi \u00f6\u011frendik. Onun i\u00e7in bundan sonra bile bile yanl\u0131\u015f y\u00f6nde namaz k\u0131larsak, onun mesulu biz oluruz.
\n\u0130sa:
\n\u2013 Eee, \u00f6yle ise, ne olacak?
\n\u015eerif:
\n\u2013 Olaca\u011f\u0131 \u015fudur. Ya biz namaza do\u011fru y\u00f6nde duraca\u011f\u0131z yahut ta camiyi \u00e7evirece\u011fiz. Bunun ba\u015fka \u015fekli yoktur.
\n\u0130sa:
\n\u2013 Yahu cami nas\u0131l \u00e7evrilir? \u00d6yle \u015fey olur mu?!
\nMusa:
\n\u2013 Camiyi kim yanl\u0131\u015f kurduysa hesab\u0131n\u0131 o versin.
\nKam\u0131\u015f H\u00fcseyin:
\n\u2013 Camiyi ben \u00e7eviririm, siz hi\u00e7 dert etmeyin.
\nMuhtar:
\n\u2013 Bo\u015funa konu\u015fmay\u0131n! Namaz namazd\u0131r. \u0130sterseniz Rusya\u2019ya do\u011fru, isterseniz Japonya\u2019ya do\u011fru kafa sallay\u0131n. Dua da duad\u0131r. O gidece\u011fi yeri bilir.
\nDiyerek onlar\u0131 susturur.
\nDelosman Enver\u2019i d\u00fcrter:
\n\u2013 Hey, dua yenir mi?!
\n\u2013 Elbet yenir ama yan\u0131nda so\u011fan olursa, daha lezzetli olur.
\n\u015eerif ise Muhtar\u2019a ak\u0131l verir:
\n\u2013 Namaza az\u0131c\u0131k d\u00f6n\u00fck durulursa, bir \u015fey olmaz. Lakin y\u00fcz derece \u00e7oktur. Onun i\u00e7in ben b\u00f6yle camiye gitmem. Hem bu caminin minaresi de yok. Ezan yerden okunmaz ki!
\nMusa:
\n\u2013 Bu camiyi kim b\u00f6yle d\u00f6n\u00fck kurduysa o kadar g\u00fcnahla nereye gidecek?
\n\u00c7ene Niyazi:
\n\u2013 Bu caminin seksen senelik mazisi var. O zamanlar belki de kimse do\u011fru d\u00fcr\u00fcst namaz bile bilmiyordu. Yine o zamanlardaki en me\u015fhur ve ak\u0131ll\u0131 adam\u0131n Hac\u0131 H\u00fcseyin \u00c7avu\u015f oldu\u011funu duymu\u015flu\u011fum vard\u0131r. Adam hem hac\u0131 hem de ak\u0131ll\u0131 biri oldu\u011funa g\u00f6re herhalde camiyi de o kurmu\u015ftur.
\nPimpirik Ali:
\n\u2013 H\u00fcseyin \u00c7avu\u015f, \u00d6mer\u2019in b\u00fcy\u00fck dedesi say\u0131l\u0131r. O adam\u0131n o kadar g\u00fcnah\u0131 \u00f6teye g\u00f6t\u00fcrmesi m\u00fcmk\u00fcn olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131na g\u00f6re mutlaka \u00d6mer\u2019e de epeyce miras olarak b\u0131rakm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r.
\nDelosman, Muhtar\u2019a:
\n\u2013 O kadar g\u00fcnah\u0131n yar\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 \u00d6mer\u2019e b\u0131rakt\u0131ysa, \u00d6mer\u2019e de yeter s\u00fcl\u00e2lesine de!
\n\u00d6mer:
\n\u2013 Ulan, onca g\u00fcnah\u0131n hepsini dedeme y\u00fckl\u00fcyorsunuz. Bu camiyi o tek ba\u015f\u0131na m\u0131 kurdu?! Hem onun g\u00fcnah\u0131ndan bana ne! Ben bir tek g\u00fcnah\u0131n\u0131 bile kabul etmiyorum!
\nRemzi:
\n\u2013 Senin kabul etmemen \u00f6nemli de\u011fil. Onu senin hesab\u0131na yazan yazm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r. Sen \u015fimdi onca g\u00fcnah\u0131 orada nas\u0131l ta\u015f\u0131yacaks\u0131n. O ne sepetlere s\u0131\u011far, ne da \u00e7uvallara. Sen \u015fimdi otur da onun hesab\u0131n\u0131 yap!
\nMusa:
\n\u2013 Yahu arkada\u015flar, g\u00fcnah nas\u0131l hesaplan\u0131r? Bir g\u00fcnah\u0131n b\u00fcy\u00fckl\u00fc\u011f\u00fc nedir? Bilen var m\u0131?
\nDiye ortaya bir l\u00e2f atar.
\n\u0130sa:
\n\u2013 \u00d6yle ya, o kilo ile mi tart\u0131l\u0131r, tane ile mi say\u0131l\u0131r, yoksa ka\u015f\u0131kla m\u0131 \u00f6l\u00e7\u00fcl\u00fcr?!
\nO arada Delosman, Remzi\u2019ye:
\n\u2013 Yahu Remzi, g\u00fcnah yenir mi?
\nDiye tak\u0131l\u0131r.
\nRemzi:
\n\u2013 Git ulan i\u015fine! Benimle dalga ge\u00e7me!
\nDiye onu tersler.
\nMurat:
\n\u2013 Yahu beyler, niye tela\u015f ediyorsunuz? \u015eimdi burada birka\u00e7 nokta var. Bir kere, bu cami d\u00f6n\u00fck in\u015fa edildi. Ortada bir kas\u0131t yoksa, g\u00fcnah olur mu, olmaz m\u0131, onu bilmek l\u00e2z\u0131m. Bana kal\u0131rsa, g\u00fcnah olmaz. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc o devirlerde \u015eerif gibi hesap bilen ka\u00e7 adam vard\u0131?! Onun i\u00e7in onlara g\u00fcnah yaz\u0131lmaz.
\nMusa:
\n\u2013 \u0130yi diyorsun da bizim namazlar da say\u0131lmaz ise, \u00e7ekti\u011fimiz onca zahmetin kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 nas\u0131l alaca\u011f\u0131z?!
\nMecit:
\n\u2013 Biz bunlar\u0131 iyisi mi hocaya soral\u0131m. Onun i\u015fi ne!
\nMuhtar:
\n\u2013 Bunlar\u0131n hesab\u0131n\u0131 hoca veremez. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc o kitaplara bakmadan bunlar\u0131n cevab\u0131n\u0131 bilemez. Onun kitab\u0131nda da b\u00f6yle \u015feyler bulunmaz.
\n\u015eerif:
\n\u2013 Bu durumda, k\u0131l\u0131nm\u0131\u015f olan namazlar\u0131n kabul edilmesi i\u00e7in de yine namaz k\u0131l\u0131p dua etmek l\u00e2z\u0131m gelir ama o namazlar\u0131 da bu camide k\u0131lacaksan\u0131z bo\u015funa zahmet etmeyin! Benim bildi\u011fim, biz yine de bu caminin d\u00fczeltilmesi i\u00e7in \u00e7al\u0131\u015fal\u0131m.
\nMusa:
\n\u2013 Bana kal\u0131rsa, biz namaz\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 k\u0131lal\u0131m da gerisine kar\u0131\u015fmayal\u0131m. Bizde metelik olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131na g\u00f6re elimizden bir \u015fey gelmez. Sevapla g\u00fcnahlar\u0131n hesab\u0131n\u0131 da elbet birileri yapar.
\nAs\u0131m:
\n\u2013 Yahu, biz bu i\u015fi en iyisi Havva Hala\u2019ya soral\u0131m. Onun kafas\u0131 bu gibi i\u015flerde iyi \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r.
\nMuhtar:
\n\u2013 Yani \u015fimdi biz burada \u015funca adam dururken, bir kad\u0131na sorup onun akl\u0131 ile mi gezece\u011fiz.
\nAs\u0131m:
\n\u2013 Ne olmu\u015f yani?! Kad\u0131nlar\u0131n i\u00e7inde hi\u00e7 ak\u0131ll\u0131 olanlar yok mudur?
\nMusa:
\n\u2013 Muhtar do\u011fru s\u00f6yl\u00fcyor. Kad\u0131n akl\u0131 ile gezenin surat\u0131na t\u00fck\u00fcr\u00fcrler.
\n(Bu minval \u00fczere kad\u0131nlar\u0131n akl\u0131 ile ilgili konu\u015fmalar uzar gider. \u00d6te yandan Pimpirik Ali, kam\u0131\u015f\u0131 eline ald\u0131ktan sonra R\u0131za\u2019n\u0131n koluna yap\u0131\u015f\u0131r ve:
\n\u2013 \u0130\u015fte! Onu g\u00f6r\u00fcyor musun? Yunus nas\u0131l z\u0131pl\u0131yor!
\nDiye a\u00e7\u0131k denizleri i\u015faret eder.
\nR\u0131za yanlar\u0131nda oturan Ercan\u2019\u0131 Ali\u2019ye g\u00f6sterip:
\n\u2013 Yahu, yunus yan\u0131nda oturuyor da sen uzaklarda ne ar\u0131yorsun?
\nDeyince, Ercan aya\u011fa kalk\u0131p bir boy g\u00f6sterisi ve parmakla tehdit i\u015faretinden sonra yine yerine oturur. \u00d6te tarafta Yamuk Nuri yine ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131r:
\n\u2013 Ulan pulu niye \u00e7al\u0131yorsun?! Yahu sebay d\u00fc ile d\u00f6rt pul nas\u0131l al\u0131n\u0131r!
\n\u2013 Sen de d\u00fcbe\u015f at\u0131nca niye penc\u00fc se oynad\u0131n?
\n\u2013 Yahu, yanl\u0131\u015f oynad\u0131ysam bana niye s\u00f6ylemedin!
\n\u2013 Ulan sana onu niye s\u00f6yleseydim. Enayi miyim ben?!
\n\u2013 Seninle bir daha tavla oynayan\u0131n\u2026
\nDiyen Nuri pullar\u0131 kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131r ve tavlay\u0131 kapat\u0131r.
\nDi\u011fer yanda ise Ali, Ercan\u2019\u0131n kolundan \u00e7eki\u015ftirmektedir.
\n\u2013 Hadi kalk da bal\u0131\u011fa gidelim!
\nKap\u0131 \u00f6n\u00fcnden Abdullah yine ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131r:
\n\u2013 Heey! Daha \u00e7ay isteyen yok muu?!
\nEnver, kahveciyi tersler:
\n\u2013 Yahu, biz burada camiyi \u00e7evirmekle me\u015fgul\u00fcz. Sen ise bize \u00e7ay d\u00fcrt\u00fcklemek istiyorsun. \u015eimdi \u00e7ay zaman\u0131 m\u0131d\u0131r?
\n\u015eerif:
\n\u2013 Arkada\u015flar, cami d\u00f6n\u00fck kald\u0131\u011f\u0131 m\u00fcddet\u00e7e b\u00fct\u00fcn g\u00fcnahlar in\u015fa edene aittir. Lakin o kadar g\u00fcnah da bir ki\u015fiye yaz\u0131lmaz, ona da g\u00fcnaht\u0131r. Onun i\u00e7in bu camide namaz k\u0131l\u0131n\u0131r m\u0131, k\u0131l\u0131nmaz m\u0131, \u00f6nce onu iyi
\nanlamam\u0131z gerek. K\u0131l\u0131n\u0131rsa, mesele yok, bo\u015funa konu\u015fmayal\u0131m, lakin k\u0131l\u0131nmazsa, biz bu camiyi ne yapal\u0131m. Bu camiyi nereye g\u00f6t\u00fcrelim?! Bu camiyi d\u00f6nd\u00fcrmenin bir yolu var ise, onu yapal\u0131m.
\nMecit:
\n\u2013 Ulan cami d\u00f6nd\u00fcr\u00fcl\u00fcr m\u00fc, \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n! Cami d\u00f6nemeyece\u011fine g\u00f6re namaza duranlar d\u00f6necekler ki do\u011fru y\u00f6nde durulsun.
\n(Mecit\u2019in akl\u0131 herkesin ho\u015funa gider. Hatta Mecit\u2019in kendisi bile bu kadar ak\u0131ll\u0131 oldu\u011funa \u015fa\u015f\u0131r\u0131r.) Delosman:
\nArkada\u015f, do\u011fru diyorsun ama hocan\u0131n mihrab\u0131 ne olacak?
\nKam\u0131\u015f H\u00fcseyin:
\n\u2013 Siz onu d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmeyin. Ben onu hallederim!
\n\u015eerif:
\n\u2013 Nas\u0131l halledersin? Sen mihraba ne yapabilirsin?
\nDiye sorunca:
\n\u2013 Sen kar\u0131\u015fma! Ben i\u015fimi bilirim.
\nDiye yan\u0131t verir ve abdest almak i\u00e7ini caminin arkas\u0131nda su akan olu\u011fa do\u011fru uzakla\u015f\u0131r.
\nMuhtar:
\n\u2013 Arkada\u015flar beni dinleyin! Kampara\u2019n\u0131n akl\u0131 ile gezilmez. \u00d6te yandan, camiyi \u00e7evirmek i\u00e7in de minareyi dikmek i\u00e7in de bizim g\u00fcc\u00fcm\u00fcz yoktur. K\u00f6yde millet a\u00e7 ve i\u015fsiz geziyor. Namaz d\u0131\u015farda da k\u0131l\u0131n\u0131r, evde de k\u0131l\u0131n\u0131r ama camiye gitmeye mecbur kal\u0131rsak, Hoca kendi mihrab\u0131nda durur, biz de sola d\u00f6n\u00fcp \u00f6yle dururuz.
\nR\u0131za:
\n\u2013 \u00d6yle \u015fey olur mu?! O zaman da Hoca\u2019n\u0131n namaz\u0131 say\u0131lmaz. Hem \u201cUydum imama\u201d deyince hocaya uymak l\u00e2z\u0131m gelir. Yoksa \u015feytana uyars\u0131n!
\nArtist \u0130smet:
\n\u2013 Ulan \u015eerif, iyi ki hesap yapmas\u0131n\u0131 biliyorsun. Yoksa bu millet devaml\u0131 g\u00fcnah i\u015fleyecekti. Aferin sana ama bunun \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fcm yolunu da bulman l\u00e2z\u0131m.
\nMecit:
\n\u2013 Beyler, bu i\u015fin \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fc \u00f6yle kolay de\u011fil. Biz bu i\u015fi b\u00fcy\u00fcklerimize yazal\u0131m da bize yard\u0131m etsinler.
\n(Bu \u00f6neri herkes taraf\u0131ndan kabul edilir ve hemen yandaki bakkaldan bir zarf ve k\u00e2\u011f\u0131t ald\u0131ktan sonra yaz\u0131s\u0131 g\u00fczel diye onlar\u0131 As\u0131m\u2019a verirler.)
\n\u015eerif:
\n\u2013 Onu kime yazaca\u011f\u0131m\u0131za karar verelim!
\nDeyince her taraftan sesler y\u00fckselir.
\n\u2013 Hopa\u2019daki dava vekiline yazal\u0131m!
\n\u2013 Rize\u2019deki fen memuru da bu i\u015ften anlar!
\n\u2013 Artvin\u2019deki mal m\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fc iyi adamd\u0131r, ilgilenir!
\n\u2013 Ankara\u2019daki mebuslar\u0131 unutmay\u0131n!
\n\u2013 Ankara\u2019y\u0131 bo\u015f verin! Onlar\u0131n rahat\u0131n\u0131 bozmayal\u0131m! Esas Yalova\u2019daki kaymakam \u00e7ok \u00f6nemli!
\n\u2013 Hadi can\u0131m! Kim takar o kaymakam\u0131?!
\n(Bu \u00f6neriler \u00e7ok uzay\u0131nca \u015eerif son noktay\u0131 koyar:)
\n\u2013 \u015eimdi yazaca\u011f\u0131m\u0131z mektubu As\u0131m sonradan \u00e7o\u011falts\u0131n, muhtar da onu postaya versin. Mesele biter.
\nSonra hep beraber yaz\u0131lan mektubu As\u0131m, bir kere de y\u00fcksek sesle okur. Mektup \u015f\u00f6yle idi:
\n\u201cDe\u011ferli b\u00fcy\u00fcklerimiz,
\nSiz bizim k\u00f6y\u00fcm\u00fcz\u00fc bilmezsiniz. Zaten ba\u015fkalar\u0131 da bilmez. Hem \u015fimdiye kadar bilenler ne yapt\u0131 sanki?! Bizim k\u00f6y\u00fcm\u00fcz\u00fcn ad\u0131 \u201dT\u0130KUNDAL\u0130\u201d olup herkesten uzakta i\u015fsiz ve yoksullar\u0131n topland\u0131\u011f\u0131 bir k\u00f6yd\u00fcr. Biz yine de \u015fik\u00e2yet\u00e7i de\u011filiz. Amma velakin k\u00f6ydeki her i\u015f k\u00f6y\u00fcn kendi ismini aratm\u0131yor. Yani her i\u015fimiz ters gidiyor. \u00d6yle ki, vakti zamanda bizim camiyi yapanlar binay\u0131 d\u00f6n\u00fck vaziyette oturtmu\u015flar. Ancak bizim bu camiyi d\u00fczeltmeye g\u00fcc\u00fcm\u00fcz yoktur. Yanl\u0131\u015f k\u0131bleye g\u00f6re namaz k\u0131l\u0131namayaca\u011f\u0131na g\u00f6re bu camiyi kuranlar \u015fimdiye kadar \u00e7uval \u00e7uval g\u00fcnah sahibi oldular. Onlar\u0131 da onca g\u00fcnahtan kurtarmak l\u00e2z\u0131m gelmektedir. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc onlara da g\u00fcnaht\u0131r. Hem, bu caminin minaresi de yoktur. Kam\u0131\u015f H\u00fcseyin, \u201cBen bu camiyi d\u00fczeltirim!\u201d diyor. Ama bu i\u015fi nas\u0131l yapaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 kendi de bilmiyor.
\nDe\u011ferli b\u00fcy\u00fcklerimiz, her ne kadar bizlere bir \u015fey istemek yak\u0131\u015fmaz ise de cenazeyi de mi kald\u0131rmayal\u0131m?! Yoksa \u015eerif gibi camiye gitmekten vaz m\u0131 ge\u00e7elim?! B\u00f6yle d\u00f6n\u00fck camiye zaten gitsek de olur gitmesek de. O da g\u00fcnah, \u00f6teki de g\u00fcnah. Biz \u015fimdi derdimizi siz b\u00fcy\u00fcklerimize yaz\u0131yoruz ki derdimize bir \u00e7are bulunsun. Yoksa size de g\u00fcnah olur bize de. Bu vesile ile ellerinizden \u00f6periz. Baki sel\u00e2mlar.
\nTikundali k\u00f6y\u00fcnden
\n\u015eerif ile muhtar ve \u00f6tekiler.
\n(Mektup herkes\u00e7e uygun g\u00f6r\u00fcld\u00fckten sonra isteyenler camiye, isteyenler bal\u0131\u011fa gider. \u015eerif gibi d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnen iki- \u00fc\u00e7 ki\u015fi de kahvede kal\u0131rlar.)<\/p>\n

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(Camide namaz bittikten sonra Mecit, kimseyi yerinden kald\u0131rmaz ve hocaya d\u00f6n\u00fcp:)
\n\u2013 Hoca Efendi, e\u011fer m\u00fcnasip g\u00f6r\u00fcrsen, biz bug\u00fcn burada baz\u0131 din\u00ee konularda seninle sohbet etmek istiyoruz!
\nDer.
\n\u2013 Elbette, elbette\u2026 Sohbet zihni a\u00e7ar, fikirleri a\u00e7\u0131\u011fa \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131r. Fikirler \u00e7arp\u0131\u015f\u0131rsa ne olur?
\nF\u0131rlama s\u00f6z\u00fc kapar:
\n\u2013 Ne olacak, elbette ki kavga \u00e7\u0131kar!
\nMusa:
\n\u2013 Kavga \u00e7\u0131karsa, sen arada kaynar gidersin!
\n\u2013 Bo\u015f versene sen! Her \u015fey kaba kuvvetle olmaz. Her zaman benim gibi kafay\u0131 kullanacaks\u0131n, kafay\u0131!
\nF\u0131rlama:
\n\u2013 Hadi can\u0131m, \u00f6yle kafa bizim \u00f6k\u00fczde de var!
\nMecit araya girip tart\u0131\u015fanlar\u0131 susturur:
\n\u2013 Durun be! Biz burada Hocan\u0131n ilminden istifade etmek istiyoruz. Sizin kavgan\u0131z\u0131 m\u0131 dinleyece\u011fiz?!
\nMecit, onlar\u0131n sakinle\u015fti\u011fini g\u00f6r\u00fcnce hocaya d\u00f6ner:
\n\u2013 Hoca Efendi, biz bu camide namaz k\u0131l\u0131yoruz amma vel\u00e2kin herkes bu caminin d\u00f6n\u00fck oldu\u011funu s\u00f6yl\u00fcyor. K\u00e2be\u2019ye bakmayan camide namaz k\u0131l\u0131n\u0131r m\u0131, k\u0131l\u0131n\u0131rsa da kabul olur mu?
\n\u2013 Namaz\u0131 Allahu teala farz k\u0131lm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r. Farz olan namaz\u0131 ise, mutlaka k\u0131lmak l\u00e2z\u0131m gelir. Namaz\u0131 k\u0131lmamak i\u00e7in mana aranmaz.
\nAs\u0131m:
\n\u2013 Hoca, onu iyi diyorsun da, bu cami ba\u015fka y\u00f6ne bak\u0131yor!
\n\u2013 Esto\u011ffirullah, Estooo\u011ffirullah! Kim demi\u015f onu?!
\n\u2013 Kim olacak! Bizim \u015eerif s\u00f6yledi. Herif okumu\u015f adam, \u00fcstelik ka\u00e7 ayd\u0131r hesap kitap yap\u0131yor. Herhalde yalan s\u00f6ylemiyor. Zaten kendisi de bug\u00fcn camiye onun i\u00e7in gelmedi.
\n\u2013 Farz olan namaz\u0131 k\u0131lmayan bor\u00e7lu kal\u0131r. Onun hesab\u0131n\u0131 da Allah sorar.
\nMuhtar:
\n\u2013 Yani Hoca Efendi, bu camide namaz k\u0131l\u0131n\u0131r m\u0131, k\u0131l\u0131nmaz m\u0131? Biz onun cevab\u0131n\u0131 soruyoruz!
\n\u2013 Camiler toplu namaz i\u00e7in yap\u0131lm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r. Cami yoksa mescit de olur. Toplu k\u0131l\u0131nan namaz\u0131n 27 kat fazla sevab\u0131 vard\u0131r.
\n\u0130sa:
\n\u2013 Hoca, biz namaz\u0131 yanl\u0131\u015f y\u00f6nde k\u0131larsak o namazlar nereye gider? Ya K\u00e2be yerine Moskova\u2019ya giderse ne olur? Onun g\u00fcnah\u0131 kime yaz\u0131l\u0131r?!
\nHoca:
\n\u2013 T\u00f6vbe Yarabbi, t\u00f6vbe Yarabbiii! Ulan, namaz\u0131n g\u00fcnah olan\u0131 nerede g\u00f6r\u00fclm\u00fc\u015ft\u00fcr?!
\n\u0130sa yine:
\n\u2013 O bir yerde g\u00f6r\u00fclmedi ama Moskova\u2019ya da d\u00f6nsek zarar\u0131 yok mudur?!
\nHoca:
\n\u2013 Ulan z\u0131nd\u0131k! K\u00e2be dururken Moskova\u2019da ne i\u015fin var?!
\nF\u0131rlama:
\n\u2013 Hoca, bu kom\u00fcnisttir, belli olmuyor mu?!
\n\u0130sa:
\n\u2013 Git ulan i\u015fine! Biz burada oyun oynam\u0131yoruz. Biz buraya memleketin karmakar\u0131\u015f\u0131k olan i\u015flerini d\u00fczeltmek i\u00e7in geldik.
\nCaminin i\u00e7inde kahkahalar y\u00fckselir. Neden sonra Mecit, Hoca\u2019ya:
\n\u2013 Hoca Efendi, anlatt\u0131\u011f\u0131n \u015feyleri anlad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z kadar anlad\u0131k. Lakin bu camiyi d\u00f6n\u00fck kuranlar\u0131n ve camide ters y\u00f6nde namaz k\u0131lanlar\u0131n durumu ne olacak? Bize biraz da bu konuda bir iki laf s\u00f6ylesen!
\n\u2013 Ters i\u015f yapanlar\u0131n ne olaca\u011f\u0131na Allah karar verir. Allah her \u015feyi bilendir. E\u011fer bu camide bir terslik var ise, onu da bizi imtihan etmek i\u00e7in bizzat kendisi yapt\u0131rm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r. Onun hikmetinden sual olunmaz. Sonu\u00e7ta her \u015fey kitapta mevcuttur. Yeter ki onu iyi okuyal\u0131m.
\n\u0130sa:
\n\u2013 Yani, Hoca, bu camiyi o kitap yaz\u0131yor mu?! Yaz\u0131yorsa, d\u00fczeltmenin \u00e7aresi nedir, hangi ayette vard\u0131r?!
\n\u2013 Sus, gafil! T\u00f6vbe et, yoksa k\u00e2fir olursun! B\u00f6yle \u015feyler ayetlerde de\u011fil, hadislerde olur! Yani, var ise olur! Yine de bir iyicene bakmak l\u00e2z\u0131m.
\nArtist \u0130smet:
\n\u2013 Peki, Hoca, bizim namaz\u0131n kabul olup olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 biz nas\u0131l anlar\u0131z?! Bunun bir hesab\u0131 var m\u0131d\u0131r?
\n\u2013 Onun hesab\u0131n\u0131 Allah meleklerine yapt\u0131r\u0131r. Bizim i\u015fimiz, emirleri yerine getirmektir.
\nKadir:
\n\u2013 Hoca, namaz\u0131 bir kere ka\u00e7\u0131rman\u0131n g\u00fcnah\u0131 nedir? Yani ka\u00e7 g\u00fcnah yaz\u0131l\u0131r?
\nF\u0131rlama:
\n\u2013 Hem g\u00fcnah dedikleri neye benziyor. Bir g\u00fcnah\u0131n b\u00fcy\u00fckl\u00fc\u011f\u00fc nedir?
\nHoca:
\n\u2013 Hey cemaat! Allah bize bilmemiz gerekenleri kitaplar\u0131 ve peygamberleri ile bildirmi\u015ftir. \u00d6tekileri ise bir s\u0131r tabakas\u0131 ile kapatm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r!
\nKadir:
\n\u2013 Ben \u015funu demek istiyorum ki, sepet- sepet ya da \u00e7uval- \u00e7uval g\u00fcnah\u0131 olan bir adam onca g\u00fcnah\u0131 ta\u015f\u0131yamazsa, durumu ne olacak? Yani onun g\u00fcnah\u0131n\u0131 ba\u015fkas\u0131 m\u0131 ta\u015f\u0131yacak?
\nHalit:
\n\u2013 Yani o tarafta araba olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131na g\u00f6re nakliye i\u015fleri ne ile yap\u0131l\u0131r?
\nHoca:
\n\u2013 Ulan gafil! Orda senin g\u00fcnah\u0131n\u0131 ta\u015f\u0131man i\u00e7in kimse sana vas\u0131ta vermez. Onun i\u00e7in tedbirini \u015fimdiden al da g\u00fcnah i\u015fleme!
\n\u0130shak:
\n\u2013 G\u00fcnahs\u0131z adam olmayaca\u011f\u0131na g\u00f6re bir g\u00fcnah\u0131n a\u011f\u0131rl\u0131\u011f\u0131 ne kadard\u0131r. Yani mesela 30 kiloya ka\u00e7 g\u00fcnah s\u0131\u011far. Yahut da bir \u00e7uval g\u00fcnah ka\u00e7 kilo veya ka\u00e7 metre gelir?
\nKadir:
\n\u2013 Yani \u015funu demek istiyor ki, herkes ta\u015f\u0131yabilece\u011fi kadar g\u00fcnahla gidecekse, Ercan\u2019a y\u00fcz elli kilo da az gelir ama \u0130sa\u2019ya bakarsan, zaten ayakta zor duruyor, o ne yapacak? Bir de \u00d6mer\u2019in durumu ne olacak?!
\n\u0130sa:
\n\u2013 Sen beni d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnme, kendi i\u015fine bak! Sen as\u0131l bizim bah\u00e7eden senin bah\u00e7eye yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131n il\u00e2venin hesab\u0131n\u0131 nas\u0131l vereceksin?! \u00d6nce onu hesapla!
\n\u2013 Ulan ben, senin hangi bah\u00e7enden il\u00e2ve yapm\u0131\u015f\u0131m?! Sen as\u0131l benim ceviz a\u011fac\u0131n\u0131 nas\u0131l kesip de y\u00fcr\u00fctt\u00fcn, onu anlatsana! Onun hesab\u0131 ne olacak?!
\nHoca:
\n\u2013 Ey cemaati M\u00fcslimin! Camide b\u00f6yle m\u00fcnaka\u015falar yap\u0131lmaz. B\u00f6yle \u015feyler sokakta yahut ba\u015fka bir yerlerde konu\u015fulur. Yahut da hi\u00e7 konu\u015fulmaz. Onun i\u00e7in kendinize gelin biraz!
\nM\u00fcezzin \u0130smail daha fazla dayanamaz:
\n\u2013 Hoca, sen bunlara bakma! As\u0131l benim derdim ne olacak?! Camide minare yok diye hep kayan\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcne \u00e7\u0131k\u0131p ezan okuyorum. Yaz\u0131n neyse ama k\u0131\u015f\u0131n zor oluyor. Ya aya\u011f\u0131m kayarsa ne olacak?!
\n\u2013 Sen onu Muhtar\u2019a s\u00f6yle! Daha camide o kadar eksi\u011fimiz var ki!
\n(Enver d\u0131\u015far\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kmak i\u00e7in aya\u011fa kalkar, \u0130sa ise koluna yap\u0131\u015f\u0131r.)
\n\u2013 Hey, nereye gidiyorsun?! Az daha otur da beraber \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131z!
\n\u2013 Hele ha! S\u0131k\u0131\u015ft\u0131m, patl\u0131yorum!
\nDer ve Enver s\u0131yr\u0131l\u0131p gider.
\nDelosman Enver\u2019in \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcnce yan\u0131ndaki Halit\u2019e:
\n\u2013 Hadi kalk! Ben de \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yorum!
\nHalit:
\n\u2013 Az daha otur hele!
\nDeyince Osman:
\n\u2013 Hele ne oturay\u0131m? Onca zapt ettim ama sonunda olaca\u011f\u0131 oldu!
\nDiye cevap verdikten sonra o da \u00e7\u0131k\u0131p kaybolur.
\nO arada \u0130shak, Hoca\u2019ya d\u00f6n\u00fcp:
\n\u2013 Hoca Efendi, ezan yerden okunsa ne olur?
\nDeyince
\nHoca:
\n\u2013 Ezan yukardan okunur ki hem herkes onu duyar hem de Allahu Teal\u00e2\u2019n\u0131n ad\u0131 yerlerde dola\u015fmaz. Diye cevap verir.
\nMecit:
\n\u2013 Hoca Efendi, gene en iyisini sen bilirsin lakin k\u00f6yl\u00fcde ne camiyi \u00e7evirecek g\u00fc\u00e7 ne de minareyi yapacak kuvvet vard\u0131r. Sen de ezan yerden okunmaz diyorsun. \u0130yi de \u0130smail \u015fimdi ezan\u0131 nereden okusun? Yoksa a\u011faca m\u0131 \u00e7\u0131ks\u0131n! Sonra da yan\u0131ndaki As\u0131m\u2019a d\u00f6n\u00fcp:
\n\u2013 Bu i\u015f b\u00f6yle olmaz. Biz buradan \u00e7\u0131k\u0131nca bir mektup da Alaman\u2019\u0131n Kayzeri\u2019ne yazal\u0131m. Belki o yard\u0131m eder!
\nDeyince
\nAs\u0131m da:
\n\u2013 Burdan \u00e7\u0131k\u0131nca ilk i\u015fimiz o olsun!
\nDiye cevap verir.
\nHoca:
\n\u2013 Dinimizde, ezan a\u011fa\u00e7tan okunmaz diye bir yasak yoktur. Ama yine de kitaba bakmak l\u00e2z\u0131m. E\u011fer caiz ise kaya da olur, a\u011fa\u00e7 da!
\nKadir:
\n\u2013 \u00d6yle ise bu a\u015fa\u011f\u0131daki k\u0131z\u0131la\u011fac\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcne iki tahta \u00e7akal\u0131m da \u0130smail ezan\u0131 oradan okusun!
\nMecit:
\n\u2013 Oldu olacak meyve a\u011fac\u0131 dikelim de \u0130smail bir yandan da sebeplensin!
\nBu fikir \u0130smail\u2019in \u00e7ok ho\u015funa gider.
\n\u2013 \u00d6yle olursa \u00e7ok m\u00fcnasip olur. Hem a\u011fa\u00e7tan bir ka\u00e7 tane olsun da Hoca Efendi de istifade etsin! Bana kal\u0131rsa, b\u00f6ylesi daha \u00e7ok caizdir.
\nErcan:
\n\u2013 O zaman her \u00e7e\u015fit meyve a\u011fac\u0131 dikelim de yaz k\u0131\u015f meyve versin!
\nMusa:
\n\u2013 Onu iyi diyorsun da ezan\u0131 okuduktan sonra \u0130smail\u2019i a\u011fa\u00e7tan nas\u0131l indirece\u011fiz?! O bir daha a\u011fa\u00e7tan iner mi?!
\nR\u0131za:
\n\u2013 O zaman tahtalar\u0131 d\u00fczg\u00fcn \u00e7akal\u0131m da \u0130smail namaz\u0131 da orada k\u0131ls\u0131n.
\nF\u0131rlama:
\n\u2013 Ulan a\u011fa\u00e7ta namaz k\u0131l\u0131n\u0131r m\u0131?! \u0130yicene sa\u00e7malad\u0131n ha!
\nHoca:
\n\u2013 Ezan okunan yerde namaz da k\u0131l\u0131n\u0131r. Hele meyve a\u011fac\u0131 olursa hem m\u00fcnasip hem de caizdir. Kurtlar ku\u015flar da istifade ederler. Sevab\u0131 da b\u00fcy\u00fckt\u00fcr.
\nErcan:
\n\u2013 Hoca Efendi, b\u00f6yle \u015feyler hadislerde var m\u0131d\u0131r?
\nDeyince:
\n\u0130sa:
\n\u2013 Ulan manyak m\u0131s\u0131n?! Hadiste a\u011fac\u0131n i\u015fi ne!
\nDiye tersler.
\nNuri de \u0130sa\u2019ya \u00e7atar:
\n\u2013 Sen ne biliyorsun. Belki vard\u0131r. Hoca\u2019ya sorsana!
\n\u0130sa, Hoca\u2019ya:
\n\u2013 Hoca, b\u00f6yle bir hadis var m\u0131d\u0131r?! Var ise kim s\u00f6ylemi\u015f?
\nHoca:
\n\u2013 Hadislerin ucu buca\u011f\u0131 yoktur. Yani b\u00f6yle hadisler de mutlaka vard\u0131r. Lakin kitaplara iyicene bakmak laz\u0131m!
\nMecit:
\n\u2013 Bunun i\u00e7in birka\u00e7 tane hadis var ise hangisi ge\u00e7erli olur?
\nHoca:
\n\u2013 Hadislere ge\u00e7ersiz demek insan\u0131 dinden \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131r amma velakin aralar\u0131nda sizin anlamayaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131z kadar derin manalar bulunursa, uygun olan hadisi uygulamak l\u00e2z\u0131m gelir. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc uygun olan, daima do\u011fru oland\u0131r.
\nMuhtar:
\n\u2013 \u0130yi dedin ama hangisinin uygun oldu\u011funu nas\u0131l anlayaca\u011f\u0131z?
\nHoca:
\n\u2013 Teredd\u00fcde mahal yoktur! Derhal kitaba bakacaks\u0131n\u0131z. E\u011fer yan\u0131n\u0131zda kitap yoksa bir bilene yani Hoca\u2019ya soracaks\u0131n\u0131z.
\nMusa:
\n\u2013 Hoca Efendi, sen bunlar\u0131 iyi s\u00f6yl\u00fcyorsun ama bu camide k\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z namazlar i\u00e7in bize bir \u015fey s\u00f6ylemiyorsun.
\nHoca:
\n\u2013 Nas\u0131l s\u00f6ylemiyorum?! S\u00f6ylediklerimi dinleyenler anlam\u0131\u015ft\u0131r!
\nR\u0131za:
\n\u2013 Hoca, ben seni iyi dinledim ama yine de anlamad\u0131m. Yani \u015fimdi bu camide namaz k\u0131l\u0131n\u0131r m\u0131, k\u0131l\u0131nmaz m\u0131?
\nHoca:
\n\u2013 Hah i\u015fte! Sorular b\u00f6yle olmal\u0131! Kafan\u0131za tak\u0131lan her \u015feyi de mutlaka bir bilene sorun ki \u00f6\u011frenesiniz. Bizim dinimiz \u00f6\u011frenmeye a\u00e7\u0131kt\u0131r. Peygamber Efendimiz zaman\u0131nda da okumaya ve \u00f6\u011frenmeye \u00e7ok \u00f6nem verilmi\u015ftir.
\nNuri:
\n\u2013 Hoca Efendi, ben okumak istedim ama annem bana; \u201c\u015eerif okudu da ne oldu!\u201d diyerek beni okutmad\u0131.
\n\u00d6mer:
\n\u2013 Hah i\u015fte, kad\u0131n akl\u0131 ile gezersen b\u00f6yle cahil kal\u0131rs\u0131n.
\nAs\u0131m:
\n\u2013 Niye \u00f6yle diyorsun? Havva Hala kad\u0131n de\u011fil midir? O niye her \u015feyi biliyor!
\nMuhtar:
\n\u2013 Havva Hala da kimmi\u015f?! Onun gibiler ancak ortal\u0131\u011f\u0131 kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131rlar!
\nHalit:
\n\u2013 Hoca, bu konuda senin fikrin nedir?
\nHoca:
\n\u2013 Kad\u0131n k\u0131sm\u0131n\u0131n g\u00f6nl\u00fcn\u00fc almak gerekir lakin fikri sorulmaz. E\u011fer sorulursa da uygulanmaz.
\nMusa:
\n\u2013 Ya bir kad\u0131n bizden daha ak\u0131ll\u0131 ise ne olacak?
\n\u00d6mer:
\n\u2013 Amma sa\u00e7malad\u0131n ha! O kadar ak\u0131ll\u0131 kad\u0131n\u0131n senin yan\u0131nda i\u015fi ne?! Zaten o kadar akl\u0131 olsa kad\u0131n olur muydu?
\nHalit:
\n\u2013 Hoca Efendi, kad\u0131n k\u0131sm\u0131ndan imam olur mu?
\n\u2013 Olmaz, \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc imam olmak i\u00e7in eksik olmamak l\u00e2z\u0131m.
\n\u2013 Pekii, m\u00fcezzin olabilir mi?
\n\u2013 \u015eimdiye kadar g\u00f6r\u00fclmemi\u015ftir. Yine de kitaba bakmak laz\u0131m.
\n\u0130sa:
\n\u2013 Hoca Efendi, \u0130smail a\u011fa\u00e7ta ezan okurken ya\u011fmur ya\u011farsa \u0131slanabilir, namaz k\u0131larken de d\u00fc\u015febilir. Onun i\u00e7in, o tahtalar\u0131n etraf\u0131n\u0131 da \u00fcst\u00fcn\u00fc de kapatsak nas\u0131l olur?
\nMecit:
\n\u2013 Nas\u0131l olur da ne demek?! Tahtalar\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcne birka\u00e7 sandalye ile bir masa atal\u0131m. Bir divan ile bir- iki kazan da kendisi il\u00e2ve etsin de ev sahibi olsun bari!
\nHalit:
\n\u2013 Hoca Efendi, bu durumda m\u00fcezzinlik k\u0131ymete bindi. Yani \u015funu demek istiyorum ki, e\u011fer sen de olur dersen ben de m\u00fcezzin olmak istiyorum.
\nKadir:
\n\u2013 \u00d6yle ya\u011fma yok! Ben de isterim. Armut mevsimi benim olsun. Sen de istersen ayva mevsimini al. Zaten sen ayvay\u0131 \u00e7ok seversin.
\n\u0130shak:
\n\u2013 O ayvay\u0131 zaten yemi\u015f! \u015eu haline baksana! Bana sorarsan\u0131z, dut mevsimi Arif\u2019in olsun. Ceviz zaman\u0131 da Ercan\u2019a yak\u0131\u015f\u0131r. Kirazlar \u00d6mer\u2019in olsun lakin ben inciri kimseye kapt\u0131rmam.
\nO arada As\u0131m d\u0131\u015far\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kmak i\u00e7in aya\u011fa kalkar. Yan\u0131ndaki Musa:
\n\u2013 Hey, nereye gidiyorsun?!
\nDeyince de:
\n\u2013 Havva Hala benden haber bekliyordu. Onu bekletmeyeyim, diye cevap verir ve \u00e7\u0131k\u0131p gider.
\n(Camide m\u00fcezzinlik tart\u0131\u015fmas\u0131 \u00e7ok uzay\u0131nca da Hoca iki elini yukar\u0131 kald\u0131r\u0131p:)
\n\u2013 El Faatihaa!
\nDiyerek meseleyi k\u00f6k\u00fcnden halleder.<\/p>\n

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(Sahnede Havva Hala\u2019n\u0131n oturmakta oldu\u011fu evin oturma b\u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fc, \u201cmutfak\u201d g\u00f6r\u00fcnmektedir. Havva Hala misafirleri olan Emine Hala, Esme, Z\u00fclfiye ve torunu Hatice ile beraber sohbet etmektedirler. Hatice, \u00e7ay koymak i\u00e7in aya\u011fa kalk\u0131nca Emine Hala, Hatice\u2019ye:)
\n– \u00c7ocu\u011fum bana a\u00e7\u0131k koy! \u00c7arp\u0131nt\u0131 yap\u0131yor!
\nDiye tembih eder.
\nHavva Hala, Emine\u2019ye:
\n– O \u015eerif denen herifin yapt\u0131klar\u0131na ne diyorsunuz?
\n– Hay\u0131rd\u0131r?! \u015eerif ne yapt\u0131 yine?!
\nEsme s\u00f6z\u00fc kapar:
\n– Adam\u0131n burnunu soktu\u011fu her yerden kokular yay\u0131l\u0131yor.
\nZ\u00fclfiye:
\n– Hadi, hadi! O kadar da b\u00fcy\u00fctmeyin! Adam\u0131n \u00e7ok ki\u015filere iyilikleri de var.
\nHavva Hala:
\n– O menfaati olmayan yerde durmaz!
\nEmine Hala:
\n– Hayrola?! Yine ne filmler \u00e7eviriyor?!
\nHavva Hala:
\n– Daha ne yapacak?! Adam, bizim cami d\u00f6n\u00fckt\u00fcr diye her tarafa mektuplar yazm\u0131\u015f. H\u0131nz\u0131r\u0131n b\u00fct\u00fcn derdi gelecek paralar\u0131 cebine t\u0131k\u0131\u015ft\u0131rmak!
\nEsme:
\n– Paralar\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcne yatmak \u00f6yle kolay m\u0131? Onlar\u0131, ona kim yedirir?!
\nEmine Hala:
\n– Benim duydu\u011fuma g\u00f6re vilayetten adamlar geliyorlar. Onlar m\u00fcsaade etmezler.
\nHavva Hala:
\n– O \u015eerif ile muhtar bozuntusu onlar\u0131 kafaya al\u0131rlar.
\nZulfiye:
\n– Havva Hala, k\u00f6ydeki \u015funca adam caminin d\u00f6n\u00fck olup olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 anlayamad\u0131lar m\u0131?! Yani onca b\u00fcy\u00fck adamlar b\u00f6yle bir i\u015f i\u00e7in buraya getirilir mi?
\n– Niye anlam\u0131yorsun \u00e7ocu\u011fum?! Maksat cami de\u011fil ki! Paralar\u0131 cebe indirmek.
\nEmine Hala:
\n– \u00c7ocu\u011fum, caminin d\u00f6n\u00fck olup olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 uzaktan bak\u0131nca da belli olur. Benim bildi\u011fim, camide ne d\u00f6n\u00fckl\u00fck var ne de yamukluk.
\nEsme:
\n– D\u00f6n\u00fck olsa da ona bir \u015fey yap\u0131lamaz. \u00d6yle de\u011fil mi?
\nHavva Hala:
\n– Onlar zaman\u0131nda sorsalard\u0131, ben onlara caminin neye benzedi\u011fini \u00f6\u011fretirdim ama onlar kad\u0131nlar\u0131 adam yerine koymuyorlar ki! Bizim fikrimizi sorsalar da inat i\u00e7in tersini yaparlar! Ama ben, onlar\u0131 pi\u015fman etmezsem bana da Havva Hala demesinler!
\nO s\u0131rada Hatice elinde tuttu\u011fu tepsideki \u00e7aylar\u0131 da\u011f\u0131t\u0131r.
\nEmine Hala:
\n– Allah iyilikler versin k\u0131z\u0131m! Ne de g\u00fczel kokuyor!
\nHatice:
\n– Afiyet olsun!
\nHavva Hala:
\n– Yavrum, dolapta bir- iki par\u00e7a bisk\u00fcvi olacakt\u0131. Bak\u0131ver de \u00e7ay\u0131n yan\u0131na ilave et!
\nSonra da Emine Hala\u2019ya:
\n– Haticem olmasayd\u0131 ben ne yapard\u0131m?! Allah g\u00f6nl\u00fcne g\u00f6re versin!
\nEmine Hala:
\n– \u0130yi ki babas\u0131 Rize\u2019ye giderken onu da beraberinde g\u00f6t\u00fcrmedi.
\n– Babas\u0131 g\u00f6t\u00fcrmek istedi ama o benim kolum kanad\u0131m. O olmasayd\u0131, ben burada tek ba\u015f\u0131ma ne yapard\u0131m?!
\nHatice bisk\u00fcvileri koyarken Esme:
\n– Bana bir \u015fey verme \u00e7ocu\u011fum! Ben zaten \u015eerifin ad\u0131n\u0131 duyunca i\u015ftah\u0131m ka\u00e7t\u0131! Adam ba\u015ftan aya\u011fa kadar sahtek\u00e2r. Bizimkiler de saftirik. Adam, onca insan\u0131 parma\u011f\u0131nda oynat\u0131p duruyor da kimse fark\u0131nda de\u011fil!
\nHavva Hala:
\n– Adam\u0131n ad\u0131n\u0131 duyunca benim de sinirlerim tepeme \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yor.
\nZ\u00fclfiye:
\n– Hala, \u00f6yle demeyin! Adam, d\u00f6n\u00fck camiyi d\u00fczeltecekse bunda ne k\u00f6t\u00fcl\u00fck olabilir ki?!
\nEsme:
\n– Ni\u00e7in anlam\u0131yorsun be \u00e7ocuk?! Adam\u0131n niyeti camiyi \u00e7evirmek de\u011fil ki! O, sadece gelecek paralara \u00e7ullanmay\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcyor.
\nEmine Hala:
\n– Siz de o kadar b\u00fcy\u00fctmeyin can\u0131m! Ortada ne para var ne de ba\u015fka bir \u015fey. Caminin d\u00f6n\u00fck oldu\u011fu da belli de\u011fil.
\nEsme:
\n– Cami d\u00f6n\u00fck de\u011filse de onlar onu \u00f6nce \u00e7evirirler, sonra da paralar\u0131 toplarlar! Onca adama mektup yazd\u0131klar\u0131na g\u00f6re elbet bir yerlerden para da gelecektir.
\nZ\u00fclfiye:
\n– Hala, paralar gelince camiyi nas\u0131l \u00e7evirecekler?
\nHavva Hala:
\n– Onu git de muhtara sor!
\nEsme:
\n– Benim duydu\u011fum, Kam\u0131\u015f H\u00fcseyin onu manivela ile \u00e7evirecekmi\u015f!
\nEvin i\u00e7inde kahkaha sesleri yank\u0131lan\u0131r.
\nHavva Hala:
\n– Kam\u0131\u015f H\u00fcseyin\u2019in kafas\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7evirmeye mecali yok. O camiyi nas\u0131l \u00e7evirecek. Bunlar\u0131n hepsi palavra! Onlar bana sorsalard\u0131, ben onlar\u0131 \u015f\u00f6yle bir g\u00fczel \u00e7evirirdim ama kad\u0131nlar\u0131 adam yerine koymuyorlar ki!
\nEmine Hala:
\n– Eee! Onlar da erkek olman\u0131n avantaj\u0131n\u0131 kullan\u0131yorlar i\u015fte. Hem onlar\u0131n bilemediklerini biz nas\u0131l bilebiliriz ki!
\nHavva Hala:
\n– Ben bilemesem de pusula denen bir meret var. Osman\u2019\u0131m askerden gelirken getirmi\u015fti. B\u00f6yle \u015feyler \u015eerif\u2019in palavras\u0131 ile de\u011fil, pusula ile anla\u015f\u0131l\u0131r.
\nEmine Hala:
\n– Yani, adamlar pusulaya bakmadan \u015eerif\u2019in akl\u0131 ile mi geziyorlar?!
\nHavva Hala:
\n– Geziyorlar m\u0131 da ne demek?! Adamlar\u0131n pusuladan haberleri var m\u0131 ki?! Ona baks\u0131nlar!
\nEsme:
\n– Amaan Hala! \u015eerifin akl\u0131 ile onlara kim para verir ki?!
\nEmine Hala:
\n– Onu iyi diyorsun. Ne bir yerden para gelir, nede o cami \u00e7evrilir. Bunlar\u0131n hepsi fasa fiso!
\nHavva Hala:
\n– Bana bak\u0131n hele! Biz onlara paralar gelmi\u015f gibi bir numara yapal\u0131m da onlar\u0131n ger\u00e7ek niyetlerini \u00f6\u011frenelim diyorum! Ne dersiniz?!
\nEmin Hala:
\n– \u0130yi diyorsun ama bu s\u00f6ylediklerin nas\u0131l olacak?! Hem i\u015fler sarpa sarmas\u0131n! Kimsenin ba\u015f\u0131 dola\u015fmas\u0131n!
\nHavva Hala:
\n– Vallahi nas\u0131l olaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 ben de bilmiyorum ama kabullenemiyorum!
\nO s\u0131rada d\u0131\u015fardan As\u0131m\u2019\u0131n sesi duyulur:
\n– Heyy! Havva Hala evde misin? Hele bir sesini duyay\u0131m!
\nHala d\u0131\u015far\u0131ya do\u011fru seslenir:
\n– Gel \u00e7ocu\u011fum! Biz hepimiz buraday\u0131z. Z\u00fclfiye de burada. Belli ki onun kokusunu ald\u0131n da pe\u015finde geziyorsun!
\nAs\u0131m kap\u0131dan girerken:
\n– Neler s\u00f6yl\u00fcyorsun, Hala?! Ben seni ziyarete gelmi\u015ftim ama haz\u0131r gelmi\u015fken\u2026
\nZ\u00fclfiye utanc\u0131ndan kafas\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7evirir.
\nEsme:
\n– Kafan\u0131 ne diye \u00e7evirirsin k\u0131z\u0131m?! Sizin durumunuzu bizden ba\u015fka kim biliyor ki utan\u0131rs\u0131n?! B\u00f6yle \u015feyler bu kap\u0131dan d\u0131\u015far\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kmaz!
\nAs\u0131m, Esme\u2019ye d\u00f6ner:
\n– Esme Abla, senin bilmen de radyodan, gazeteden etkilidir yani!
\nHavva Hala:
\n– Sen bir \u015feyden korkma! Rahat\u0131na bak! \u0130stersen, i\u00e7eriye odaya ge\u00e7in de biraz kokla\u015f\u0131n. Hatice de \u00e7ay\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 getirir.
\n– Tamam! Hala, sa\u011fol ama ban sana asl\u0131nda bug\u00fcn gelecek adamlar\u0131 haber verecektim.
\n– Adamlardan haberimiz var ama ka\u00e7 ki\u015fi olduklar\u0131n\u0131 bilmiyoruz.
\n– Asl\u0131nda onu ben de bilmiyorum. Muhtar, fen memuru ile Hopa\u2019dan geliyoruz diye haber g\u00f6ndermi\u015f. Herkes camide onlar\u0131 bekliyor.
\nEsme:
\n– Fen memuru camiye ne yapabilirmi\u015f ki?!
\nEmine Hala:
\n– \u00d6yle deme be kad\u0131n! Adam koskoca fen memuru olmu\u015f. Elbet yapaca\u011f\u0131 i\u015fi bilir. Belki camiyi \u00e7evirmenin bir yolunu bulur.
\nHavva Hala:
\n– Onu benim k\u00fclah\u0131ma anlats\u0131nlar!
\nEmine Hala:
\n– \u00d6yle deme! Ya paray\u0131 bulurlarsa?!
\nHavva Hala biraz d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fckten sonra konuklar\u0131ndan izin al\u0131p As\u0131m ile beraber i\u00e7erdeki odaya ge\u00e7er. Hala, As\u0131m\u2019a bir k\u00e2\u011f\u0131tla kalem verip s\u00f6ylediklerini yazd\u0131rd\u0131ktan sonra k\u00e2\u011f\u0131d\u0131 katlay\u0131p bir zarfa koyarlar. Sonrada eski zarflardan kopard\u0131klar\u0131 pullar\u0131 zarf\u0131n \u00fcst k\u00f6\u015fesine dikkatlice yap\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131rlar.
\nHala, As\u0131m\u2019a:
\n– Bana bak! Sen \u015fimdi Almanya\u2019dan gelmi\u015f gibi bu mektubu muhtara yeti\u015ftir. Z\u00fclfiye ile sonra bir araya gelirsiniz. Hadi yallah!
\nDiye tembih eder.
\nAs\u0131m, elinde tuttu\u011fu zarfla evden d\u0131\u015far\u0131ya f\u0131rlar ve camiye do\u011fru ko\u015fmaya ba\u015flar.
\nEsme, merak i\u00e7inde Havva Hala\u2019ya sorar:
\n– Hala, neler oluyor?! Ne d\u00fcmenler \u00e7eviriyorsun?!
\nDiye sorar.
\nHavva Hala:
\n– Almanya\u2019dan gelen mektubu As\u0131m ile Muhtar\u2019a g\u00f6nderdim. Siz esas pandomimi \u015fimdiden sonra g\u00f6r\u00fcn! \u015eimdi o geri zek\u00e2l\u0131lar paralar\u0131 payla\u015fmak i\u00e7in hele nas\u0131l birbirlerine girecekler!
\nEmine Hala:
\n– Ne paras\u0131. Almanya\u2019dan ne zaman para geldi ki onlar payla\u015facaklar?!
\nHavva Hala:
\n– Ne paras\u0131 can\u0131m?! \u00d6yle kolayl\u0131kla kimse kimseye para verir mi? Bizim yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z numara! Yani para gelirse ne olur gibilerinden!
\nEmine Hala:
\n– Daha da neler! Koskoca adamlar bu \u015fekilde kand\u0131r\u0131l\u0131r m\u0131?! Bu i\u015fin sonu iyi bitmeyebilir! Ko\u015fup \u00e7ocu\u011fun elinden mektubu al\u0131n!
\nDiye \u00e7\u0131k\u0131\u015f\u0131r.
\nHavva Hala:
\n– Mektubu almak i\u00e7in de\u011fil ama o mektubu okuduktan sonra adamlar\u0131n suratlar\u0131na t\u00fck\u00fcrmek i\u00e7in gitmeyi isterdim!
\nDeyince misafirler ayaklan\u0131r.
\nEmine Hala:
\n– \u00d6yle ise sen camiye, biz de evimize! Hadi yallah!
\nHavva Hala, misafirleri zapt edemeyince, Z\u00fclfiye ile Haticeyi de yan\u0131na katt\u0131ktan sonra As\u0131m\u2019\u0131n pe\u015finden camiye do\u011fru ko\u015fmaya ba\u015flar.<\/p>\n

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(Fonda boydan boya minaresi olmayan, sadece d\u00f6rt duvardan ibaret bir cami resmi g\u00f6r\u00fclmektedir. K\u00f6ydeki erkekler caminin \u00f6n\u00fcnde toplanm\u0131\u015f Hopa\u2019dan gelecek olan yetkilileri beklemektedirler. Neden sonra Kampara H\u00fcseyin elinde bir balyozla ortada g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fcr ve do\u011fruca caminin g\u00fcney y\u00f6n\u00fcndeki duvar\u0131na yakla\u015ft\u0131ktan sonra balyozu duvara indirmeye ba\u015flar. Bir- iki- \u00fc\u00e7 defa vurduktan sonra \u015eerif ko\u015fup koluna yap\u0131\u015f\u0131r.)
\nMillet \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n bakarken \u015eerif:
\n– Ne yap\u0131yorsun, ulan hayvan?! Caminin duvar\u0131na \u015fey edilir mi?! Camiyi y\u0131kacak, m\u0131s\u0131n ulan, niyetin ne?!
\nDiye ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131r.
\n– Ne ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131yorsun! G\u00f6rm\u00fcyor musun? Hocan\u0131n mihrab\u0131 i\u00e7in duvarda delik a\u00e7\u0131yorum. Yoksa nas\u0131l \u00e7\u0131k\u0131nt\u0131 olsun? Ben s\u00f6z verdim mi tutar\u0131m.
\nHoca:
\n– Ulan mihrap i\u00e7in duvar delinir mi?! Sen \u015fa\u015f\u0131rd\u0131n m\u0131?
\n– \u0130yi de \u00e7\u0131k\u0131nt\u0131 olmazsa mihrap nas\u0131l yap\u0131l\u0131r?!
\nMecit:
\n– Ulan, mihrap- mihrap ki diyorsun, o mihrab\u0131 kim yapacak, ne ile yapacak?!
\n– Siz bana paray\u0131 verin. Ben yapar\u0131m.
\nMecit:
\n– Ulan para kimde var ki sana versin?!
\n– \u00d6yleyse, para olunca yapar\u0131m.
\n\u015eerif:
\n– Ulan para buluncaya kadar o duvar delik mi kalacak?! Camiye kedi k\u00f6pek mi dolu\u015fsun?! Ne yapmak istiyorsun ulan?!
\n– Yahu, amma b\u00fcy\u00fctt\u00fcn be! Bu camiye sen geliyor musun ki kediyi k\u00f6pe\u011fi soruyorsun?! Daha da olmad\u0131 ise iki tahta \u00e7akar\u0131m da kapat\u0131r\u0131m. Ne olmu\u015f yani?!
\nHoca:
\n– O\u011flum, camiye kedi- k\u00f6pek dolu\u015fsun diye duvar y\u0131k\u0131l\u0131r m\u0131?! \u00d6yle \u015fey olur mu?! Cami duvar\u0131na dokunulmayaca\u011f\u0131 kitapta da vard\u0131r… Yani, mutlaka vard\u0131r. Yoksa da iyicene aramak l\u00e2z\u0131m.
\n(O s\u0131rada bir cip sesi gelir ve i\u00e7inden muhtar ile \u015fof\u00f6rden ba\u015fka bir ki\u015fi daha inip kalabal\u0131\u011fa yakla\u015f\u0131rlar. Sel\u00e2m- kelamdan sonra muhtar adam\u0131 tan\u0131t\u0131r.)
\n– Bu bey, fen memurudur. Bizim camiye yard\u0131m etmeye geldi.
\nYard\u0131m l\u00e2f\u0131n\u0131 duyan k\u00f6yl\u00fcler, adam\u0131n etraf\u0131n\u0131 sararlar ve tekrar tekrar \u201cHo\u015f geldiniz!\u201d diyerek tokala\u015f\u0131rlar.
\n\u00d6te yandan Abdullah kahveden do\u011fru seslenir:
\n– Heey! \u00c7aylar yeni \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131. Ka\u00e7\u0131rmay\u0131n!
\nMuhtar:
\n\u0130\u015fimiz bitince geliriz anlam\u0131nda i\u015faret eder.
\n(Fen memuru, \u201cBen bir dola\u015fay\u0131m\u201d diyerek muhtar\u0131 da yan\u0131na ald\u0131ktan sonra \u00f6nce camiye girer. Sonra da etraf\u0131n\u0131 dola\u015f\u0131r. \u0130\u015fi bitince de muhtara d\u00f6n\u00fcp:
\n– Bak Muhtar, caminin d\u00f6n\u00fck olup olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 ben tam olarak s\u00f6yleyemem. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc pusulam yok. Onu size tapucu s\u00f6yleyecekti ama o bug\u00fcn gelemedi. Minareyi zaten kendiniz yapacaks\u0131n\u0131z. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc bizim \u00f6yle bir \u00f6dene\u011fimiz yok. Arkadaki duvar biraz hasar g\u00f6rm\u00fc\u015f ama \u00f6nemli de\u011fil.
\nDer.
\nF\u0131rlama:
\n– \u015eerif yeti\u015fmeseydi sen o duvar\u0131 zor g\u00f6r\u00fcrd\u00fcn!
\nAdam \u015fa\u015f\u0131r\u0131nca Mecit:
\n– Yani \u015funu demek istiyor ki Kam\u0131\u015f H\u00fcseyin mihrab\u0131 \u00e7evirmek i\u00e7in duvar\u0131 y\u0131karken biz onu engelledik. Yoksa o duvar \u015fimdi y\u0131k\u0131lm\u0131\u015ft\u0131.
\nFen memuru:
\n– Kuzum, siz bu caminin d\u00f6n\u00fck oldu\u011funu nas\u0131l anlad\u0131n\u0131z? Pusula olmadan bu tespiti nas\u0131l yapt\u0131n\u0131z, s\u00f6yler misiniz?!
\nMillet \u015eerif\u2019e bakmaya ba\u015flay\u0131nca \u015eerif:
\n– Bu deniz kuzeyde de\u011fil midir?
\nDiye sorar.
\nFen memuru:
\n– Do\u011fru diyorsun. Karadeniz kuzeydedir.
\n– \u00d6yle ise, ben denize arkam\u0131 d\u00f6nersem ne olur? \u015eu tepeler, g\u00fcneyde kalmaz m\u0131?!
\n– Do\u011fru, tepeler de g\u00fcneyde kal\u0131r.
\n– O zaman K\u00e2be de \u015fu tepelerin arkas\u0131nda de\u011fil midir?!
\n– Eeee\u2026
\n– Halbuki bizim cami nereye bak\u0131yor!
\n\u0130smet:
\n– Cami biraz \u015fa\u015f\u0131 bak\u0131yor!
\nDeyince bir g\u00fclmedir kopar.
\nFen memuru:
\n– Sen o konuda hakl\u0131s\u0131n ama senin dikkate almad\u0131\u011f\u0131n bir \u015fey var. \u015eu denizin k\u00f6y\u00fcn i\u00e7ine do\u011fru nas\u0131l girdi\u011fini g\u00f6r\u00fcyor musun?! Yani k\u00f6y\u00fcn i\u00e7inde bir koy var. Sen bu koyu hi\u00e7 dikkate almad\u0131\u011f\u0131n i\u00e7in hata yapman m\u00fcmk\u00fcn.
\n– Haaa… Hata olursa da onun su\u00e7u bende olmaz, denizde olur. \u00d6yle de\u011fil mi?
\nDeyince, millet yine g\u00fclmeye ba\u015flar.
\nHoca, art\u0131k devreye girip bir nutuk \u00e7ekme zaman\u0131n\u0131n geldi\u011fini anlay\u0131nca s\u00f6ze ba\u015flar:
\n– Eyy cemaat! \u0130\u015fte bug\u00fcn biz burada Allahu Tealan\u0131n nelere kadir oldu\u011funu hep beraber g\u00f6rd\u00fck. O isterse insan\u0131 bir anda abat eder, bir anda berbat eder…
\nO s\u0131rada yukardan do\u011fru ba\u011f\u0131ra ba\u011f\u0131ra gelmekte olan As\u0131m\u2019\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcnce, Hocan\u0131n nutku kesilir.
\n– Heeyy! Muhtara mektup var. Alamanya\u2019dan!
\nMillet, As\u0131m\u2019\u0131n pe\u015finden ko\u015farak gelmekte olan Havva Hala ve yan\u0131ndaki Z\u00fclfiye ile Hatice\u2019ye bakmaz bile. Herkesin g\u00f6z\u00fc As\u0131m\u2019\u0131n elindeki zarftad\u0131r. Muhtar, hemen zarf\u0131 kapar ve \u00fcst\u00fcndeki yaz\u0131y\u0131 okur. \u201cTikundali K\u00f6y\u00fc Muhtar\u0131na\u201d diye yazmaktad\u0131r. Zarf\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcnde de bolca pul vard\u0131r. Yeni gelenler kalabal\u0131\u011f\u0131n arkas\u0131nda yerlerini ald\u0131ktan sonra Hoca, Muhtar\u2019a:
\n– Besmelesiz a\u00e7ma!
\nDiye tembih eder.
\nMuhtar da:
\n– \u201cYaa Bismillah!\u201d
\nDiyerek zarf\u0131 a\u00e7t\u0131ktan sonra mektuba acele ile \u015f\u00f6yle bir gezdirir. Kalabal\u0131\u011f\u0131n merak etti\u011fini g\u00f6r\u00fcnce de:
\n– Mektubu okuyorum, dinleyin!
\nDiyerek okumaya ba\u015flar:
\n\u201cDe\u011ferli Tikundali K\u00f6y\u00fc Hem\u015ferilerimiz,
\nBiz bu mektubu Alamanya\u2019daki bir Laz k\u00f6y\u00fc olan \u201cUKHUP\u0130N\u0130\u201d k\u00f6y\u00fcnden yaz\u0131yoruz. Sizin Alamanya\u2019ya yazd\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131z mektupta do\u011fru d\u00fcr\u00fcst adres olmay\u0131nca Alamanlar mektubu a\u00e7\u0131p okumu\u015flar. Sonra da; \u201dYahu,\u201d demi\u015fler \u201cminare yapamay\u0131nca ezan\u0131 a\u011fa\u00e7tan okuma fikri \u00e7\u0131ksa \u00e7\u0131ksa Lazlardan \u00e7\u0131kar\u201d diyerekten mektubu bize g\u00f6nderdiler. Bu durumda bize de size yard\u0131m etmek g\u00f6revi d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc. Biz buradaki b\u00fct\u00fcn UKHUP\u0130N\u0130 k\u00f6yl\u00fcleri, civar k\u00f6ylerden de toplad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z on be\u015f bin Markl\u0131k paray\u0131 Trabzon\u2019daki Hep Bana Bankas\u0131na yat\u0131rd\u0131k. Az gelirse gene bize yaz\u0131n. Sizler bu para ile ister cami yap\u0131n, ister minare. Ama mutlaka hay\u0131rl\u0131 i\u015flerde kullan\u0131n. Baki selamlar.
\nUKHUP\u0130N\u0130 k\u00f6yl\u00fcleri\u201d
\n(Millet sevin\u00e7le birbirlerine sar\u0131l\u0131p \u015fapkalar\u0131n\u0131 havaya f\u0131rlat\u0131r. Sonra da gen\u00e7ler el ele tutu\u015fup horon oynamaya ba\u015flarlar.)
\nBir m\u00fcddet sonra Hoca:
\n– Allaha \u015f\u00fck\u00fcrler olsun ki cami i\u00e7in gerekli paray\u0131 bize hemen g\u00f6nderdi!
\nDeyince Muhtar:
\n– Hoca Efendi! Bu paradan biraz da mektep i\u00e7in kullanmak gerek. Onun da eksi\u011fi \u00e7oktur!
\nDeyince millet koro halinde:
\n-M\u00fcnasiptir! Caizdir!
\nDiye teyit eder.
\nMuhtar:
\n– Arkada\u015flar, ben yar\u0131n Trabzon\u2019a paray\u0131 \u00e7ekmeye gidiyorum.
\nDeyince \u015eerif:
\n– Sen yaln\u0131z halledemezsin! Ben de gelece\u011fim. Masraflar\u0131 d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fckten sonra neler yapabilece\u011fimize karar veririz. Benim elimde \u00e7ok iyi ustalar var. Onlara paray\u0131 verince adam bile yarat\u0131rlar!
\nO anda arkada durmakta olan Havva Hala \u00f6n\u00fcndeki adamlar\u0131 yara- yara ilerleyip Muhtar\u2019\u0131n \u00f6n\u00fcne dikilir:
\n– Siz hangi para ile ne yap\u0131yorsunuz?!
\nDiye ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131r:
\nTrabzon\u2019da Hep Bana Bankas\u0131 diye bir banka var m\u0131d\u0131r?! Ulan \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n! Alamanya\u2019dan sana gelen mektubun As\u0131m\u2019da i\u015fi ne?! Sen, o zarftaki pullara hi\u00e7 bakt\u0131n m\u0131! Ben seni Trabzon\u2019a da Alamanya\u2019ya da g\u00f6nderirim lakin gene de ac\u0131yorum. Az\u0131c\u0131k kafay\u0131 \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131n da adam olun!
\nHerkes \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n bakarken muhtar:
\n– Yahu sen neler diyorsun?! Yoksa b\u00f6yle bir para yok mudur?! Bu yaz\u0131lanlar yalan m\u0131d\u0131r?!
\nHavva Hala:
\n– Pula bak, pula!
\nMuhtar pullara bakar. Eski p\u00fcsk\u00fc ama hepsinin de \u00fcst\u00fcnde Atat\u00fcrk\u2019\u00fcn resimleri vard\u0131r. Birden As\u0131m\u2019a d\u00f6n\u00fcp ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131r:
\n– Yahu bu pullarda Hep Atat\u00fcrk\u2019\u00fcn resmi var! Bu mektup Alamanya\u2019dan gelmedi mi? Sen bu mektubu nereden buldun?!
\n– Bir yerde bulmad\u0131m. Havva Hala s\u00f6yledi, ben de yazd\u0131m.
\n– Neee?! Havva Hala, bu mektubu sen mi yazd\u0131rd\u0131n?
\n– Hee! Ben yazd\u0131rd\u0131m. Ne oldu, g\u00fcc\u00fcne mi gitti?!
\n– Yahu b\u00f6yle \u015fey olur mu?! Sen bizimle dalga m\u0131 ge\u00e7iyorsun?!
\n– Hah i\u015fte, ancak anlad\u0131n! Sen bu k\u00f6ydeki kad\u0131nlar\u0131 adam yerine koymazsan, onlar da seninle b\u00f6yle dalga ge\u00e7erler!
\n– Yahu ne adam\u0131, ne dalgas\u0131 be! Biz burada camiyi kurtaral\u0131m diye k\u0131\u00e7\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 y\u0131rt\u0131yoruz. O kadar yalvar\u0131p b\u00fcy\u00fck adamlar\u0131 getirdik. Yani biz bo\u015funa m\u0131 u\u011fra\u015ft\u0131k?!
\n– Bak Muhtar Efendi! Bu caminin d\u00f6n\u00fck olup olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 anlamak i\u00e7in senin buraya kimseyi getirmene gerek yoktu. (O arada cebinden \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131\u011f\u0131 pusulay\u0131 Muhtar\u2019\u0131n burnuna dayar.) Bu nedir biliyor musun? Buna pusula derler. Benim Osman\u2019\u0131m askerden gelirken getirmi\u015f idi. Sen kad\u0131nlar\u0131 adam yerine koysa idin bunca tantanaya hi\u00e7 gerek kalmazd\u0131. Ben de sana bu cami d\u00f6n\u00fck m\u00fcd\u00fcr, de\u011fil midir s\u00f6ylerdim. Ben seni isteseydim UKHUP\u0130N\u0130 k\u00f6y\u00fcne de, JAPONYA’ya da g\u00f6nderirim. Sen orda istedi\u011fin kadar ukhupini! Lakin yine de size ac\u0131yorum.
\nZ\u00fclfiye ile Hatice, Hala\u2019n\u0131n kollar\u0131na as\u0131l\u0131p:
\n– Hala sus art\u0131k, ne olur!\u201d
\nDiye yalvar\u0131p dururlar.
\nO arada fen memuru pusulay\u0131 eline al\u0131p camiyi incelemeye ba\u015flar. Muhtar k\u0131\u00e7\u0131ndan solurken Hala ise bir t\u00fcrl\u00fc susmaz.
\n– Bu k\u00f6yde ben size kad\u0131n\u0131n k\u0131ymetini \u00f6\u011fretece\u011fim…
\nHoca:
\n– Este\u00fcz\u00fcbillah\u2026 Esteee\u00fcz\u00fcbillaaaah! Bunlar k\u0131yamet alametleridir..
\nFen memuru:
\n– Beyler, camide herhangi bir kusur yoktur. M\u00fcjde!
\nDiye ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131r.
\nHavva Hala:
\n– Amma \u015eerife sorarsan var. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc in\u015faat\u0131 o yapacakt\u0131!
\nSonra da Hoca\u2019ya d\u00f6nerek:
\n– Sana gelince Hoca Efendi! Hocal\u0131k \u00f6yle Billah- millah demekle yap\u0131lmaz. Ben \u015fimdiye kadar senin gibi k\u0131blesini bilmeyen Hoca g\u00f6rmedim. Her zaman kitaptan bahsedip de kitab\u0131 bile olmayan senin gibi kitaps\u0131z hocalar\u0131 da g\u00f6rmedim. Ama senin gibiler…
\nHocan\u0131n cinleri tepesine \u00e7\u0131kar.
\n– Sus be kad\u0131n, Sus!
\nDiye ba\u011f\u0131rd\u0131ktan sonra devam eder:
\n– Eeyy cemaat! G\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fcz gibi Allahu teala her \u015feye kadirdir. Biraz \u00f6nce verdi\u011fi onca paray\u0131 bir anda nas\u0131l elimizden ald\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 hep beraber g\u00f6rd\u00fck. \u0130\u015fte, b\u00fct\u00fcn bunlar bize bir ders olmal\u0131d\u0131r.
\nHavva Hala yan taraftan:
\n– Siz dersten anlayacak adamlar m\u0131s\u0131n\u0131z?! Ama ben size bu dersleri de \u00f6\u011fretece\u011fim….
\nHoca iyice s\u0131k\u0131\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 anlay\u0131nca:
\n– Eeyy cemaat! G\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fcz gibi ba\u015f\u0131m\u0131za gelen bunca dersten sonra, gelen ve giden b\u00fct\u00fcn paralar\u0131n\u2026. Estoo\u011ffirullah, b\u00fct\u00fcn dini b\u00fct\u00fcn ecdatlar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n y\u00fcz\u00fc suyu h\u00fcrmetine el Faaatiha!
\nDiyerek g\u00fcr\u00fclt\u00fcy\u00fc \u00f6nler.
\nSonra da eller havaya kalkar. Millet tam duas\u0131n\u0131 yaparken ellerindeki dosyalarla \u00fc\u00e7 ki\u015fi \u00e7\u0131kagelir. \u0130\u00e7lerinden en ya\u015fl\u0131 olan\u0131:
\n– Muhtar nerede? Biz vilayetten geliyoruz. Burada bir d\u00f6n\u00fck cami varm\u0131\u015f. Bana muhtar\u0131 bulun!
\nDer ve o \u015fa\u015fk\u0131nl\u0131k i\u00e7inde perde kapan\u0131r.<\/p>\n

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\nGOLAKTE\u0130 ME\u00c7ET\u0130\/ LAZUR\u0130 T\u0130YATRO \u2013 K\u0306ORTA 1
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\nMunirYilmaz Avci (M\u00e7\u0306aru) \/ Ali \u0130hsan Aksamazi (Redakt\u0306ori)
\nNA\u0130STERANPE:
\nXAVA DAD\u0130: 60 \u0292\u0306ana mek\u0306alapei. Kyoyi\u015fi um\u00e7anepe\u015fen do k\u0306arta mutus nanu\u00e7\u0306i\u015fun, \u00e7kinei ar oxorca. Birtum gotumei gulun do Osmani k\u0306urbetis naren\u015feni oxoris, motamu\u015fi K\u0306ak\u0306ice k\u0306ala xvala skidunan.
\nXOCA: Kyoyis naren me\u00e7eti\u015f imami. 60 \u0292\u0306anei k\u0306onai, ne ma\u011fali neti dambali, dido mutu navaru\u00e7kin\u015feni birtum istomers, varna kitabi nuguraps do milleti go\u015fa\u015fups.
\n\u0130SMA\u0130L\u0130: Me\u00e7eti\u015f muezzini. 45 \u0292\u0306anei k\u0306onai, zayifi, ne ma\u011fali neti dambali o\u015fkena t\u0306anoni.
\nMUXTA\u0130: 50 \u0292\u0306anei k\u0306onai. T\u0306ano\u015fkena do momgvanei, gon\u00e7\u0306imo\u015fei o\u015fume\u015foni.
\n\u015eER\u0130F\u0130: O\u015fkenani doguroni\u015fi maarani sinifi\u015fen belge me\u00e7amei do doguroni\u015fen get\u0306k\u0306omilei ren. Mara iris xolo, timu\u015fi muk naren\u015fen dido \u00e7kva mon\u017einei do dido \u00e7kinei kodocerapu\u015fk\u0306ule majuranepe\u015fen memskvanei do mo\u0292\u0306ipxei nagulun 50 \u0292\u0306anei k\u0306onai, mskva o\u011far\u011faluten milleti naosiminapaps, ti mo\u0292\u0306onei, ma\u011fali t\u0306ani do nanomskun kiloten, toli gon\u0292\u0306k\u0306imei ar k\u0306o\u00e7i.
\nMEC\u0130D\u0130: Kyoyi\u015f um\u00e7anepe\u015fen. 65 \u0292\u0306anei k\u0306onai. O\u015fkena t\u0306ani do ar \u00e7\u0306it\u0306a mon\u017einei kilo k\u0306ala, nau\u011fun tomape gox\u00e7eanei ar k\u0306o\u00e7i.
\nABDULA\u0130: Kyoyis naren k\u0306ave\u015fi mance. 45 \u0292\u0306anei k\u0306onai. Momgvanei, t\u0306an ma\u011fali. Tolepe n\u0292a\u015fperoni do ma\u011far\u011fale.
\nGAMANOLAPE OSMAN\u0130: 25 \u0292\u0306anei k\u0306onai. M\u0292ika \u00e7\u0306it\u0306a. Coxo mu\u015fistei tolepe \u0292kvit\u0306a.
\n\u0130X\u0130MEXON\u0130 AL\u0130: 35 \u0292\u0306anei k\u0306onai. T\u0306ano\u015fkena, \u017degne mu\u015fistei k\u0306arta dulya timu\u015fis derdi naixvenups, iximexoni ar bi\u00e7\u0306i\u2026
\n\u00c7\u0306APRA NUR\u0130: 30 \u0292\u0306anei, m\u0292ika toli\u00e7\u0306apra, \u00e7\u0306it\u0306a elaprungei mara k\u0306ai niyetli ar k\u0306o\u00e7i.
\nERCAN\u0130: 30 \u0292\u0306anei. T\u0306anma\u011fali do mgvanei. U\u00e7a stei tomoni do safi me\u0292\u0306k\u0306omilei.
\nR\u0130ZA: 35 \u0292\u0306anei k\u0306onai. Mau\u00e7ane do t\u0306ano\u015fkena, zayifi, k\u0306ik\u0306i\u0292i stei.
\nOMER\u0130: 50 \u0292\u0306anei. Dido zayifi do mk\u0306ule. Tis namotun kudi \u00e7kar varmui\u0292\u0306k\u0306ips. Dido safi do burde.
\nENVER\u0130: 55 \u0292\u0306anei. T\u0306an o\u015fkena, mau\u00e7oce do tik\u0306ep\u0306a.
\nAS\u0130M\u0130: 25 \u0292\u0306anei. Magin\u017eera, \u00e7xvindi bur\u00e7\u0306uli do dido zaifi.
\nMUSA: 30 \u0292\u0306anei. T\u0306ano\u015fkena, mustaconi do dido zaifi.
\nDELOSMAN\u0130: 40 \u0292\u0306anei. Magotxozale, t\u0306an ma\u011fali do nunk\u0306u\u015fen \u017eigaa \u00e7kar varmet\u0306k\u0306omers.
\n\u00c7\u0130NK\u0306U N\u0130YAZ\u0130: Gin\u017ee m\u0292\u0306k\u00eeli \u00e7ink\u0306oni. 40 \u0292\u0306anei k\u0306onai, Tomape birtum go\u015fab\u011fei, gostikei- gobri\u0292\u0306ei mou\u00e7anei do zaifi.
\nK\u0306AMP\u0306ARA XUSEN\u0130: 35 \u0292\u0306anei, magin\u017eera do momgvanei. Kyoyi\u015f k\u0306arta dulyas nagotxozun safi do salapatxa.
\nART\u0130ST \u0130SMET\u0130: Coxo mu\u015fistei, memskvanei do gomskvanei. 30 \u0292\u0306anei k\u0306onai.
\nEM\u0130NE DAD\u0130: 65 \u0292\u0306anei, safi do dido k\u0306ai oxorca.
\nESME: 35 \u0292\u0306anei. Xava Dadi\u015f en k\u0306ai manebra do man\u017eagere mu\u015fi.
\nK\u0306AK\u0306\u0130CE: 15 \u0292\u0306anei. Xava Dadi\u015f mota. Gosareli tomoni, monistei toloni, t\u0306an o\u015fkena zayifi mara mskva ar k\u0306ulani.
\nZULF\u0130YE: 20 \u0292\u0306anei. Mogin\u017eera do zaifi. K\u0306ak\u0306ice\u015f \u015fur do guri manebra edo mzaxali. Man\u017eagere\u015f k\u0306ulani.
\nREMZ\u0130- \u0130SA- MURAD\u0130- K\u0306AD\u0130R\u0130- XAL\u0130D\u0130- \u0130SAK\u0306\u0130: 20- 25 \u0292\u0306anei kyoyi\u015f bi\u00e7\u0306epe.
\nFEN MEMUR\u0130: 45 \u0292\u0306anei k\u0306onai t\u0306andambali. Kobra docinei do memskvanei dolokunei\u2026
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\nZo\u011fa\u015f kinais, me\u00e7eti\u015fen 10 met\u0306ro k\u0306onai ekole k\u0306vazali k\u0306ele naeladgink\u0306ave\u015fi \u0292\u0306oxleni mekaeli golaxunonepes nagelaxenan kyoyi\u015fi um\u00e7anepe\u015fen 15- 20 k\u0306o\u00e7i\u015fi ok\u0306ob\u011falak, p\u0306araske\u015fi nemazi\u015f oxvenu\u015feni ezani\u015f ora\u015fi moxtimu \u00e7umelan.
\nAr k\u0306ele K\u0306varta Nuri do Cibgiri Osmanik met\u0306axei ar k\u0306u\u00e7xe t\u0306ok\u0306iten mek\u0306ireli stoli\u015f jin nagedves tavliten isteran. Majurani k\u0306ele \u0130ximexoni Alik xes naoka\u00e7un n\u00e7\u0306inos nanok\u0306irs misinas met\u0306aksi mek\u0306iru\u015feni iboden. Ercani do Rizakti emus o\u0292\u0306k\u0306ernan. Majuranepek naxenan sva\u015fen emu amus nena nu\u00e7\u0306i\u015finapan.
\nK\u0306aveci Abdulaik milletis ar toli kogoloqona\u015fk\u0306ule:
\n\u2013 Heey! \u00c7ayi mis unon?
\nYado gamicoxops.
\nOmerik timu\u015fi k\u0306vazalik\u0306ele kagoloktaps. Asimi do Enveik Abdulais k\u0306ap\u0306ula konuktapan. Majuranepekti artikartik\u0306ala dulya nau\u011fut\u0306anstei Abdulais varti mendo\u0292\u0306k\u0306ernan.
\nAbdulaik xolo:
\n\u2013 Yau mitis \u00e7ayi varunoni!
\nYado nucoxops.
\nEmoras a\u011fani namoxtu \u015eerifik:
\n\u2013 \u00c7ayepe tavli naisteranpe\u015fen ren ya tkumers do majuranepeti emus kogolvacinenan. Tavli naisters K\u0306vart\u0306a Nurik \u015eerifis \u011fula- \u011fula mendo\u0292\u0306k\u0306ers do ok\u0306uleti:
\n\u2013 Nanaskani\u015fi en nosei sin rei?
\nYado k\u0306itxups.
\n\u015eerifikti:
\n\u2013 Ondi varna\u2026 Daa muepe do muepe ren.
\nYado nena g\u00fcktiraps.
\nEkolendo k\u0306ele entepes nao\u0292\u0306k\u0306enanpeti nenas ak\u0306atenan.
\n\u2013 \u015eerifik \u0292\u0306oi zop\u0306ons. Bediava tavli varisteren.
\n\u2013 Ek\u0306o ga\u015fkurinen\u015fi tavli mi\u00e7kin yado mot ika\u00e7e.
\n\u2013 Ulan K\u0306vart\u0306a! Omt\u0306inu\u015f gza vargi\u011fun. \u00c7kar soti vargamt\u0306inen.
\nK\u0306vart\u0306ak nena nu\u00e7\u0306i\u015finaps.
\n\u2013 Mi imt\u0306en be! Ginonanna, iri xolo isa moxtit.
\n\u015eerifik:
\n\u2013 Heey, Abdula! Man tavli\u015fen ar a\u00e7i\u011fi \u00e7ayi komomi\u011fi!
\nMusak:
\n\u2013 Man k\u0306ave p\u015fup. Loqa rt\u0306as!
\nMuxtai Nuris golvadven:
\n\u2013 Ulan Nuri, sin amus ocginap? Hele met\u0306k\u0306o\u00e7i zari!
\nNurik zari onk\u0306anaps do istomers.
\n\u2013 Namoxtu zari \u017eiropi?! A\u0292\u0306i ak penci d\u00fc mus irgun?!
\n\u2013 Rt\u0306as, ziyani varen. Hele emuk mu istolas?!
\nCibgirik zari yezdips do ar k\u0306ai kog\u00f6xunaps.
\n\u2013 Heeyyt be! Dort ciari \u017eiropi, dort ciari?!
\nNurik:
\n\u2013 Ulan zari mot dodgip!
\nYado dolvakten.
\nMusak:
\n\u2013 Hade, hadeee\u2026 A\u0292\u0306i maana mo gorup ya u\u0292\u0306umers.
\nNurik:
\n\u2013 Yau maana mik gorups?! K\u0306o\u00e7ik hem zari dodgips, hem puli ixirs hem sinti emus golvacine.
\n\u015eerifik:
\n\u2013 Yau, miti mitis vargolvacinen. Sin m\u0292ika \u015fansi vargi\u011fun do eya ren.
\nNurik:
\n\u2013 Mu\u015f \u015fansi be! K\u0306o\u00e7i nadginstei saxteka`i ren.
\nDelosmanik:
\n\u2013 \u015eerifi k\u0306itxei k\u0306o\u00e7i ren. Emus nusiminit. Akona\u015fi emu\u015fen met\u0306i o\u015fkenani doguroni\u015fa xtimei k\u0306o\u00e7i reni?
\nYado k\u0306itxups.
\nAbdulaik noqonaps:
\n\u2013 E\u015fo ren\u015fi \u00e7aepe tavli\u015fen\u2026
\nNurik:
\n\u2013 Man k\u0306abuli varvikip yado guktaps.
\nAbdulaik:
\n\u2013 Sin k\u0306abuli varikip yado \u00e7ayi mitik var\u015fvasi?! Yani \u00e7kin oxoris ga`ri varp\u0306\u00e7\u0306k\u0306omati?!
\nMusak Abdulais:
\n\u2013 Yau, sin ga`ri mu ikip! Nosis m\u00e7\u0306k\u0306idi giluk\u0306van\u00e7xi do \u00e7\u0306k\u0306omi. Dilin\u017egipi naginon\u015fakis.
\nErcanik:
\n\u2013 K\u0306ai zop\u0306on mara ya nosi varu\u011funna mu qvas!
\nMusak:
\n\u2013 Nosi varu\u011funna, mi\u0292\u0306vas do mep\u00e7a. Man ek\u0306o dido mi\u011funki milletis vurtup.
\nDelosmanik Omeris:
\n\u2013 Ep\u00e7i, man dido mam\u015fkironu. Nosi i\u00e7\u0306k\u0306omeni?
\nYado nak\u0306iden.
\n\u2013 Ulan mot vari\u00e7\u0306k\u0306omas. Oki vari\u00e7\u0306k\u0306omet\u0306u, sin mot \u00e7\u0306k\u0306omi! Sinti var\u00e7\u0306k\u0306omat\u0306i do \u00e7kimistei nosei iqvat\u0306i.
\n\u2013 Mu k\u0306ai op\u0306\u00e7\u0306k\u0306omee. Varna skanistei vort\u0306at\u0306ina mu p\u0306at\u0306i.
\nRizak Abdulais:
\n\u2013 Heyy Abdula! Sinti emustei oqopinu varginonna nosi skani o\u00e7\u0306k\u0306omi daa k\u0306ai yado nucoxops.
\n\u00c7ink\u0306u Niyazik:
\n\u2013 M\u0292udi\u015fi p\u0306ici mo \u0292\u0306k\u0306ipt! \u0130zani\u015f ora mulun. \u0130dit do abdezi ke\u00e7\u0306opit!
\nYado nenas koxvakten.
\n\u015eerifik:
\n\u2013 Man me\u00e7eti\u015fa varvulu. Tkvan isimadit ya tkumers do Abdulais \u00e7ayi ak\u0306vandeps.
\nEkolendo Cibgirik xolo quraps.
\n\u2013 Offf ulan offf! Dubaras o\u0292\u0306k\u0306edit, dubaras!
\nNurik xolo guktaps:
\n\u2013 Ulan, babaskaniti dubaraci rt\u0306u. Tkvan mteli xolo saxtekyai ret. Tkvanik\u0306ala mutu ixveneni!
\nCibgiri elvak\u0306iden:
\n\u2013 Hade, hadee\u2026 Sin dulya skanis o\u0292\u0306k\u0306edi!
\nEk entepek artikarti imxort\u0306an\u015fi Asimik \u015eerifis:
\n\u2013 Sin nemazi\u015fa mot varulu?
\nYado k\u0306itxups.
\n\u2013 Man am me\u00e7etis, muk\u0306o tuta ren, vo\u0292\u0306k\u0306er. Man nap\u0306i xesap\u0306i\u015fa g\u00f6re am me\u00e7eti golaktei dgin. Golaktei me\u00e7etis goktei k\u0306ele didginen do nemazi ixveneni?!
\nDelosmanik:
\n\u2013 \u015eerifi k\u0306itxei k\u0306o\u00e7i ren. Emuk mu tkumersna, \u0292\u0306oi zop\u0306ons yado \u015eerifis golvadva\u015fi, Enverik \u015eerifis:
\n\u2013 Ep\u00e7i, me\u00e7eti golaktei naren sin mu\u00e7\u0306o\u015fi oxo\u0292\u0306oni? Emu\u015f xesap\u0306i mu\u00e7\u0306o\u015fi ixvenen? Hem sin pusulati vargi\u011fun.
\nYa u\u0292\u0306umers.
\n\u015eerifik:
\n\u2013 Pusulati muren?! Man zo\u011fas mendop\u0306\u0292\u0306kedi do oxovo\u0292\u0306oni. Zo\u011fa jilendole k\u0306ele renna, me\u00e7eti\u015f mixrabi solek\u0306ele iqven? Angara\u015fk\u0306ele. Eee, emu\u015f ekole mi ren? Yunani do Alamangani. Yau \u00e7kin a\u0292\u0306i toli me\u0292\u0306k\u0306omiles Yunani\u015f k\u0306irali do Alamangani\u015f k\u0306ayzeris ti gevun\u00e7axupt. Yau, a\u015fo \u015fei iqveni?! Man nami\u00e7kin, \u00e7kini me\u00e7eti o\u015f derece golaktei ren. Emu\u015feni am me\u00e7eti\u015f doloxe o\u015f derece vargulikta\u015fa naixvenas nemazepe varmik\u0306ilaps.
\nK\u0306aves narenanpe \u0292\u0306oxle ar kagui\u015fa\u015fenan, ok\u0306uleti me\u00e7eti golaktei reni, vareniten ar munak\u0306a\u015fas kog\u00f6\u00e7\u0306k\u0306apan. Emoras Abdulaikti tepsi yop\u015fa \u00e7ayi mumers do miti varnagna\u015fa milletis durtups.
\nMunde\u015fk\u0306ule Enveik \u015eerifis:
\n\u2013 Yau \u015eerif ya u\u0292\u0306umers. Sin nazop\u0306on\u015fa g\u00f6re \u00e7kin and\u011fa\u015fakis nap\u0306it nemazepe Kabe\u015fa varidu do Bulgarya\u015fa idui? Em nemazepe vari\u015finenna, emu\u015fi mesuli miren?
\n\u2013 Emu\u015fi mesuli, am me\u00e7eti mik k\u0306iduna, eya ren. \u00c7unkii \u00e7kin and\u011fa\u015fakis varmi\u00e7kit\u0306es lakin a\u0292\u0306i komi\u00e7kinan. Emu\u015feni a\u0292\u0306i\u015fk\u0306ule nami\u00e7kinan\u015feni goktei dodgineis nemazi p\u0306atna, emu\u015f mesuli \u00e7kin viqvet.
\n\u0130sak:
\n\u2013 Eee\u2026 E\u015fo ren\u015fi, a\u0292\u0306i mu iqvasunon?
\n\u015eerifik:
\n\u2013 Naiqvasunon \u015fei aya renki, ya \u00e7kin nemazis \u0292\u0306oi dodginu\u015fi voret. Varnati me\u00e7eti golaktoni voret. Amu\u015fen met\u0306i mutu varmaxvenenan.
\n\u0130sak:
\n\u2013 Yau, me\u00e7eti mu\u00e7\u0306o gulikten. E\u015fo \u015fei mu\u00e7\u0306o iqven!
\nMusak:
\n\u2013 Me\u00e7eti mik golaktei k\u0306iduna, emu\u015f xesap\u0306iti emuk me\u00e7as.
\nK\u0306amp\u0306ara Xusenik:
\n\u2013 Me\u00e7eti man kagolovoktap. Tkvan emu\u015f derdi mo zdipt!
\nMuxtaik:
\n\u2013 M\u0292\u0306udi\u015fi mo \u011far\u011falapt! Nemazi nemazi ren. Ginonanna, Urusi\u015fk\u0306ele, ginonanna Japonya\u015fk\u0306ele ti onk\u0306anit. Duati dua ren. Naidasunon svamu\u015fi emus ku\u00e7kin!
\nYado entepe dostibinaps.
\nDelosmanik Enveis nuntxips:
\n\u2013 Ep\u00e7i, dua i\u00e7\u0306k\u0306omeni?
\n\u2013 Helbet i\u00e7\u0306k\u0306omen mara k\u0306romi elo\u00e7\u0306k\u0306oma\u015fi, daa nostonei iqven.
\n\u015eerifik muxtais nosi me\u00e7aps:
\n\u2013 Nemazi\u015fa \u00e7\u0306it\u0306a golaktei dodginuten mutu variqven lakin o\u015f derece dido ren. Emu\u015feni man e\u015fo me\u00e7eti\u015fa varvulu. Hem am me\u00e7etis minareti varu\u011fun. \u0130zani dixa\u015fen varik\u0306itxenki\u2026
\nMusak:
\n\u2013 Am me\u00e7eti a\u015fo golaktei mik k\u0306iduna, ek\u0306o g\u00fcnaxiten so idasunon! Ya tkumers:
\n\u00c7ink\u0306u Niyazik:
\n\u2013 Am me\u00e7etis otxene\u00e7 \u0292\u0306anei mazi u\u011fun. Em orapes bekiti mitis nemazi\u015f oxvenuti varu\u00e7kit\u0306es. Xolo em orape\u015fi en men\u015furi do nosei k\u0306o\u00e7i Xacxusein \u00c7au\u015fi naren komignapun. K\u0306o\u00e7i hem nosei hemti xaci naren\u015fa g\u00f6re herxal me\u00e7etiti emu\u015f nok\u0306ide ren.
\n\u0130ximexoni Alik:
\n\u2013 Xusein \u00e7avu\u015fi Omeri\u015f p\u0306ap\u0306uli i\u015finen. Emus ek\u0306o g\u00fcnaxi ekole navara\u011fen\u015fa g\u00f6re mut\u0306lak\u0306a Omeristi k\u0306aixe\u015fa mirasi me\u015fkvalei ku\u011fun moro.
\nDelosmanik Muxtais:
\n\u2013 Ek\u0306o g\u00fcnaxi\u015fi gverdi Omeis kodut\u0306aluna, eya Omeristi duba\u011fun do sulalemu\u015fisti ya u\u0292\u0306umers.
\nOmeik:
\n\u2013 Ulan, ek\u0306o g\u00fcnaxi\u015fi mteli xolo p\u0306ap\u0306uli \u00e7kimis mok\u0306idapt. Am me\u00e7eti emuk xvala k\u0306idui? Hem emu\u015f g\u00fcnaxi\u015fen man mu mon\u00e7\u0306els. Man emu\u015fi ar te\u011fi g\u00fcnaxiti k\u0306abuli varvikip.
\nRemzik:
\n\u2013 Sin k\u0306abuli navarqvaten mu iqven. Eya skani xesap\u0306is mik no\u00e7\u0306aruna kono\u00e7\u0306aru. Eya ar\u00e7kva varijvelen. Sin a\u0292\u0306i ek\u0306o g\u00fcnaxi mu\u00e7\u0306o\u015fi tiyaginon. Entepe ne k\u0306alatepes imt\u0306ren neti \u00e7\u0306uvalepes. Sin a\u0292\u0306i doxedi do emu\u015fi xesap\u0306epe qvi ya u\u0292\u0306umers.
\nMusak:
\n\u2013 Yau manebrape, g\u00fcnaxi mu\u00e7\u0306o\u015fi ixesap\u0306en? Ar g\u00fcnaxi\u015f didinoba muk\u0306onai ren, mitis u\u00e7kini?! Yado ar nena dozop\u0306ons.
\n\u0130sak:
\n\u2013 Yau mtini\u015fiti, eya kiloten i\u0292\u0306ineni, te\u011fi te\u011fi ik\u0306oro\u0292xeni varna k\u0306iziten izimeni?
\nEmoras Delosmanik Remzis:
\n\u2013 Yau Remzi, g\u00fcnaxi i\u00e7\u0306k\u0306omeni?
\nYado nak\u0306iden.
\nRemzik:
\n\u2013 Hele mogoma\u011fe! Dulya skanis o\u0292\u0306k\u0306edi!
\nYado emus guktaps.
\nMuradik:
\n\u2013 Ep\u00e7i, mu\u015feni tela\u015fe ikipt. A\u0292\u0306i ak ar- jur mesele ren. Oramu\u015fis am me\u00e7eti golaktei kodidgu. Amus ar kasit\u0306i varu\u011funna, g\u00fcnaxi reni, vareni eya oxo\u0292\u0306onu\u015fi voret. Man mk\u0306itxuptna, g\u00fcnaxi varen. \u00c7unki em orapes \u015eerifistei xesap\u0306i nau\u00e7kin muk\u0306o k\u0306o\u00e7i rt\u0306u?! Emu\u015feni, g\u00fcnaxi varna\u00e7\u0306arenan.
\nMusak:
\n\u2013 K\u0306ai zop\u0306on mara egere nemazepe vari\u015finenna, \u00e7kin nam\u0292\u0306iit eko zaxmeti\u015f k\u0306ar\u015filu\u011fi mu\u00e7\u0306o\u015fi go\u0292\u0306ama\u011fenan.
\nMecidik:
\n\u2013 \u00c7kin antepe en k\u0306ai Xocas p\u0306k\u0306itxat! Emus \u00e7kva mu dulya u\u011fun?!
\nMuxtaik:
\n\u2013 Antepe\u015fi cuvabi Xocas varna\u00e7en. \u00c7unki emuk kitabis ugo\u0292\u0306k\u0306omilu antepe vara\u00e7kinen. Emu\u015f kitabisti a\u015fo \u015feepe var\u00e7\u0306ars.
\n\u015eerifik:
\n\u2013 E\u015fo naren\u015fa g\u00f6re, xvenei naren nemazepe\u015fi k\u0306abuli\u015feni xolo nemazi oxvenu\u015fi voret. Em nemazepeti am me\u00e7etis ikiptna, m\u0292udi\u015fi zaxmet\u0306i mo ikipt. Man nami\u00e7kin, \u00e7kin xoloti am me\u00e7eti\u015fi golaktu\u015feni vi\u00e7ali\u015fat.
\nMusak:
\n\u2013 Man mk\u0306itxuptna, \u00e7kin nemazi \u00e7kini dop\u0306at do \u00e7kva mutus mo vak\u0306atet\u0306at. \u00c7kin metelu\u011fi navarmi\u011funan\u015fa g\u00f6re xe\u015fen mutu varmomixtepan. Sebabi do g\u00fcnaxi\u015fi xesap\u0306iti helbet ar mitepek dikipan.
\nAsimik:
\n\u2013 Yau \u00e7kin am dulya en k\u0306ai Xava Dadis p\u0306k\u0306itxat. A\u015fo \u015feepe emus a\u00e7kinen.
\nMuxtaik:
\n\u2013 Yani \u00e7kin a\u0292\u0306i ak ak\u0306o kimoli k\u0306o\u00e7i kovoret do ar oxorca\u015fi nositen goptati?!
\nAsimik:
\n\u2013 Mu iqven yani?! Oxorcalepe\u015f doloxe nosi nau\u011fun \u00e7kar miti vareni?
\nMusak:
\n\u2013 Muxtaik \u0292\u0306oi zop\u0306ons. Oxorca\u015f nositen nagoxtas k\u0306o\u00e7is nunk\u0306us konon\u00e7\u0306k\u0306valapan. E\u015fopeten oxorcalepe\u015fi nosi\u015fen o\u011far\u011falu dido kaguinzden.
\nEkolendo k\u0306ele \u0130ximexoni Alik n\u00e7\u0306ino kodika\u00e7eps do Remzis xes go\u0292\u0306vak\u0306iden:
\n\u2013 Ehe! Eya \u017eiropi?!
\nDepina mu\u00e7\u0306o\u015fi \u0292ont\u0306un yado zo\u011fa\u015fi mendra svape o\u0292\u0306iraps.
\nRizak Alis, nailuxenan Ercani o\u0292\u0306iraps do:
\n\u2013 Depina sin elagixen do zo\u011fas mot gorup?
\nYa u\u0292\u0306umers.
\nErcani emedeni kamuisels do Ar kogulik\u0306an\u0292\u0306ura\u015fk\u0306ule k\u0306iti kog\u00fcnk\u0306anups do xolo kodoxedun. Ekolendo K\u0306vart\u0306a Nurik xolo quraps.
\n\u2013 Ulan puli mot ixir! Yau sebay d\u00fcten otxo puli mu\u00e7\u0306o yizden.
\n\u2013 Sinti d\u00fcbe\u015fi istoli\u015fi mu\u015feni penc\u00fcse isteri?
\n\u2013 Yau xilafi visteri\u015fi man mot varmi\u0292\u0306vi?
\n\u2013 Ulan mu\u015feni gi\u0292\u0306vatii?! Man puci vorei!
\n\u2013 Skanik\u0306ala ar\u00e7kva tavli naisteras k\u0306o\u00e7is\u2026
\nNurik e\u015fo zop\u0306ons do pulepe koxokta\u015fk\u0306ule tavli kok\u0306otumers.
\nEkolendo, Alik Rizas go\u0292\u0306obun.
\n\u2013 Hade, kiseli do \u00e7xomi\u015fa vigzalat!
\nNek\u0306na\u015fk\u0306ele Abdulaik xolo quraps.
\n\u2013 Heeyy! \u00c7kva mitis \u00e7ayi varunoni!
\nEnveik k\u0306avecis guktaps:
\n\u2013 Yau \u00e7kin ak me\u00e7eti\u015f on\u0292\u0306uranu\u015feni vibodet, sin ekolen \u00e7ayi min\u017egibupt. A\u0292\u0306i \u00e7ayi\u015f ora reni?!
\n\u015eerifik:
\n\u2013 Manebrape! Me\u00e7eti golaktei dgit\u0306a\u015fakis mteli g\u00fcnaxepe nak\u0306idu k\u0306o\u00e7i\u015fi ren lakin ek\u0306o g\u00fcnaxiti ar k\u0306o\u00e7is varni\u00e7\u0306aren. Emu\u015fati g\u00fcnaxi ren. Emu\u015feni, am me\u00e7etis nemazi ixveneni varixveneni, \u00e7kin \u0292\u0306oxle iya oxo\u0292\u0306onu\u015fi voret. \u0130xvenenna, mutu otkvalu varunon lakin varixvenenna, \u00e7kin am me\u00e7eti mu p\u0306at, so vi\u011fat?! Am me\u00e7eti\u015fi golaktinu\u015f ar gza korenna, em gza\u015fen vidat!
\nMecidik:
\n\u2013 Ulan me\u00e7eti gulikteni, burde?! Me\u00e7eti navargulikten\u015feniti nemazis nadginanpe guliktanki \u0292\u0306oi didginas.
\nMecidi\u015f nosi iris komo\u0292\u0306ondu. E\u015fo ki Mecidik mukti ak\u0306o nosei nart\u0306u koxo\u0292\u0306ona\u015fi mukti gui\u015fa\u015fen.
\nDelosmanik:
\n\u2013 Ep\u00e7i, k\u0306ai zop\u0306on lakin xoca\u015fi mixrabi mu iqvasunon?
\nK\u0306amp\u0306ara Xusenik:
\n\u2013 Eya man dovon\u0292\u0306urana! Tkvan emu\u015f derdi mozdipt ya tkumers.
\n\u015eerifik:
\n\u2013 Sin eya mu\u00e7\u0306o\u015fi on\u0292\u0306uranap. Sin emu\u015fa mu gaxvenen?
\nYado kitxa\u015fiti:
\n\u2013 Sin mu gon\u00e7\u0306els. Mu p\u0306aminon man komik\u00e7in yado nena g\u00fcktira\u015fk\u0306ule abdezi ye\u00e7\u0306opu\u015feni me\u00e7eti\u015f k\u0306ap\u0306ulas \u0292\u0306k\u0306ari nag\u00fcl\u00fcn ma\u00e7xa\u015fk\u0306ele mik\u0306ilaps.
\nMuxtaik:
\n\u2013 Manebrape, man memisiminit! K\u0306amp\u0306ara\u015f nositen varguilen. Mara me\u00e7eti\u015fi golaktu\u015feniti, minare\u015fi oxvenu\u015feniti \u00e7kin menceli varmi\u011funan. Kyoyis milleti uga`re do udulyeli gulun. Nemazi galeti dixvenen, oxoristi dixvenen. Mara me\u00e7eti\u015fa oxtimu\u015fa mecburi doviqvitna, xoca mu\u015fi mixrabis kododgitun, \u00e7kinti k\u0306vazali\u015fk\u0306ele kagolaviktet do e\u015fo kodobdgitut..
\nRizak:
\n\u2013 E\u015fo \u015fei iqveni! Emorasti xoca\u015f nemazi vari\u015finen. Hem,\u201dUydum imama!\u201d Ya tkva\u015fi, xocas naqonaginon, varna \u015feytanis noqup.
\nArtisi \u0130smetik:
\n\u2013 Ulan \u015eerif, mu k\u0306ai xesap\u0306i\u015f oxvenu kogi\u00e7kin. Varna am milletik birtum g\u00fcnaxi ikipt\u0306es. Afferun mara amu\u015fen mo\u015fletinu\u015fi \u00e7areti sin \u017eiraginon.
\nMecidik:
\n\u2013 Manebrape, am dulya\u015fen mo\u015fletinu e\u015fo k\u0306olai varen. \u00c7kin am dulya \u00e7kini didilepes mendavu\u00e7\u0306arat do komemi\u015fvelan.
\nAm nosi k\u0306artais komo\u0292\u0306ondun do emedeni ek naeladgin bak\u0306k\u0306ali\u015fen zarfi do kart\u0306ali ke\u00e7\u0306opes\u015fik\u0306ule mskva a\u00e7\u0306aren yado entepe Asimis kome\u00e7apan.
\n\u015eerifik:
\n\u2013 Aya mis vu\u00e7\u0306aruptna a\u0292\u0306i emu\u015fi k\u0306arari komep\u00e7at ya zop\u0306ons.
\nEmoras iri xolo nenas koxvaktenan.
\n\u2013 Xopas naren dava vekilis vu\u00e7\u0306arat,
\n\u2013 Rizini\u015fi fen memuristi a\u015fo dulyape k\u0306ai a\u00e7kinen.
\n\u2013 Artvini\u015fi malmudiiti k\u0306ai k\u0306o\u00e7i ren emukti komemi\u015fvelan.
\n\u2013 Angara\u015fi mebbusepe vargogo\u00e7\u0306k\u0306ondan.
\n\u2013 Angaras kuxvusvit. Entepe\u015f raxatobas mo ela\u00e7apt. Esas Yalova\u015fi k\u0306amik\u0306ami muhimi ren.
\n\u2013 Xit\u0306i! Mik nusimins em k\u0306amik\u0306amis?!
\nAm nosepe dido kaguinzda\u015fi \u015eerifik kame\u00e7\u0306k\u0306vidups:
\n\u2013 A\u0292\u0306i nap\u0306\u00e7\u0306arat kart\u0306alis Asimik fotok\u0306op\u0306i ki\u015fu\u011fas do muxtaikti irik\u0306ele mendanc\u011fonas. A\u015fopeten mu iqvenna, diqven.
\nOk\u0306uleti uk\u0306ulvan do isa na\u00e7\u0306ares kart\u0306ali ar\u00e7kva ma\u011fali sersiten dik\u0306itxupan. Kart\u0306alis a\u015fope no\u00e7\u0306art\u0306u.
\n\u201cEn didi didilepes
\nTkvan \u00e7kini kyoyi vargi\u00e7kinan. Zaten \u00e7kvapesti varu\u00e7kinan. Hem a\u0292\u0306i\u015fakis nau\u00e7kinanpek mu qves sanki. \u00c7kini kyoyi\u015f coxo \u201c T\u0130K\u0306UNDAL\u0130\u201d ren do k\u0306artai\u015fen mendra udulyeli do fuk\u0306arape naskidun ar kyoyi ren. \u00c7kin xoloti mutu\u015fen \u015fika`yet\u00e7i varvoret. Amma velakin, kyoyi\u015fi k\u0306arta dulya coxomu\u015fis mengaps. Yani mteli dulyape\u00e7kini goktei mi\u011funan. E\u015foki oramu\u015fis me\u00e7eti \u00e7kini nak\u0306idespek eya golaktei kododgineenan. Ancax \u00e7kin am me\u00e7eti\u015fi golaktu\u015fi menceli varmi\u011funan. Xilafi k\u0306ible\u015fk\u0306ele nemazi navarixvenen\u015fa g\u00f6re me\u00e7eti nadodgespek a\u0292\u0306i\u015fakis \u00e7\u0306uvalepeten g\u00fcnaxepe komuik\u0306ides. Entepeti ek\u0306o g\u00fcnaxi\u015fen mo\u015fletinu\u015fi voret. Mu\u015feniki entepe\u015fati g\u00fcnaxi ren. Hem am me\u00e7etis minareti varu\u011fun. K\u0306amp\u0306ara Xusenik,\u201d Am me\u00e7eti man dovon\u0292\u0306uranap\u201d ya zop\u0306ons mara am dulya mu\u00e7\u0306o\u015fi qvasunon musti varu\u00e7kin.
\nK\u0306imetli didilepe \u00e7kini! Muk\u0306oti \u00e7kin oxre\u0292\u0306inu varmemomskunantina cenazeti varyebzdati! Varna, \u015eerifistei me\u00e7eti\u015fa varvidati! Zaten a\u015fo golaktei me\u00e7eti\u015fa vidatnati iqven, varvidatnati. Eti g\u00fcnaxi ren, majuraniti. \u00c7kin a\u0292\u0306i derdepe \u00e7kini tkvan didilepes megi\u00e7\u0306aruptki ar \u00e7are koma\u017eiran. Varna tkvani\u015feniti g\u00fcnaxi iqven, \u00e7kini\u015feniti. A\u015fopeten xeepes gacundept do dido selamepe meginc\u011fonopt.
\nT\u0130K\u0306UNDAL\u0130 Kyoyi\u015fen
\n\u015eerifi do muxtaik\u0306ala majuranepe\u201d
\nKart\u0306ali k\u0306artais komo\u0292\u0306onda\u015fi kimi me\u00e7eti\u015fa, kimi \u00e7xomi\u015fa mindulvan. \u015eerifistei naisimadups jur- sum k\u0306o\u00e7iti k\u0306aves kodoxedunan.<\/p>\n

GOLAKTE\u0130 ME\u00c7ET\u0130\/ LAZUR\u0130 T\u0130YATRO \u2013 K\u0306ORTA 2<\/strong><\/p>\n

MunirYilmaz Avci (M\u00e7\u0306aru; 20 VIII 2001) \/ Ali \u0130hsan Aksamazi (Redakt\u0306ori)<\/p>\n

Me\u00e7etis nemazi\u015fk\u0306ule Mecidik miti varyoselaps do Xocas:
\n\u2013 Xoca Efendi, egere sinti mog\u0292\u0306ondunna, \u00e7kin and\u011fa akona\u015fi skanik\u0306ala bazi dini meselepe\u015fen o\u011far\u011falu minonan. Ya u\u0292\u0306umers.
\n\u2013 Helbette, helbette! O\u011far\u011faluk ziini gon\u0292\u0306k\u0306ips. Fik\u0306irepe gale gamimers. Fik\u0306irepe ok\u0306oxta\u015fi, mu iqven?
\nCibgirik nena gu\u0292\u0306incubalups:
\n\u2013 Mu iqven, ok\u0306ok\u0306idinu kogo\u00e7\u0306k\u0306aps.
\nMusak:
\n\u2013 Ok\u0306ok\u0306idinu kog\u00f6\u00e7\u0306k\u0306a\u015fiti, sinti kagondunu.
\n\u2013 Xit\u0306i! \u0130ri \u015fei mcixiten varixvenen. Birtum \u00e7kimistei nosi ixmaraginon, nosi!
\nCibgirik:
\n\u2013 \u00c7kva mutu! E\u015fo nosi xoci \u00e7kinisti ku\u011fun.
\nMecidik nena gu\u0292\u0306uncubals do juriti dostibinaps.
\n\u2013 Muren, mot i\u00e7\u0306k\u0306omet! \u00c7kin akona\u015fi Xoca\u015f nosi go\u0292\u0306amalu\u015feni moptit! Tkvani ok\u0306ok\u0306idunis gisiminati?!
\nMecidik entepe nastibes ko\u017eiru\u015fi, Xoca\u015fa guikten:
\n\u2013 Xoca Efendi, \u00e7kin ak nemazi vikipt amma velakin k\u0306artaik am me\u00e7eti\u015feni golaktei ren ya zop\u0306onan. Ka`be\u015f k\u0306ele navargadgin me\u00e7etis nemazi ixveneni? \u0130xvenenna, em nemazepe k\u0306abuli iqveni?
\n\u2013 Nemazi, Trangi \u00e7kinik farzi mixvenes. Farzi naren nemazi\u015f oxvenuti ti\u00e7kini\u015fi borci ren. Nemazi\u015fi varoxvenu\u015feni maana vari\u017eiren.
\nAsimik:
\n\u2013 Xoca, iya k\u0306ai zop\u0306on mara am me\u00e7eti golaktei ren!
\n\u2013 Esto\u011ffirulla, estooo\u011ffirullah! \u0130ya mik zop\u0306ons?
\n\u2013 Mis atkven. \u00c7kini \u015eerifik zop\u0306ons. Ko\u00e7i, k\u0306itxei k\u0306o\u00e7i ren. Hem muk\u0306o tutaren xesap\u0306i- kitabi ikips. Helbet m\u0292udi varzop\u0306ons. Zaten mukti and\u011fa me\u00e7eti\u015fa emu\u015feni varmoxtu.
\n\u2013 Farzi naren nemazi mik varquna iya borci duskidun. Emu\u015fi xesap\u0306iti Trangik emus k\u0306itxups.
\nMuxtaik:
\n\u2013 Yani, Xoca Efendi, am me\u00e7etis nemazi ixveneni, varixveneni?! \u00c7kin emu\u015fi cuvabi bgorupt.
\n\u2013 Me\u00e7etepe iri k\u0306o\u00e7is isa nemazi oxvenapu\u015feni ik\u0306iden. Me\u00e7eti vart\u0306asna, mesciditisti dixvenen. \u0130sa naixvenas nemazi\u015f sebabi 27 fara daa dido u\u011fun.
\n\u0130sak:
\n\u2013 Xoca, \u00e7kin am nemazepe golaktei dodginei p\u0306atna em nemazepe so ulunan? Ya ka`abe\u015fa vardo Moskova\u015fa igzaluna, mu iqven? Emu\u015fi g\u00fcnaxepe mi\u015fi iqven?
\nXocak:
\n\u2013 Tovbe Yarebbi! Tovbe yaa Rebbi! Ulan nemazi\u015f oxvenu g\u00fcnaxi iqveni?!
\n\u0130sak xolo:
\n\u2013 Variqven mara Moskova\u015fa golaviktat\u015fiti iya mik\u0306ilapsi?
\nXocak:
\n\u2013 Ulan zindik\u0306! Ka`be kodgin do Moskovas mu dulya gi\u011fun?
\nCibgirik:
\n\u2013 Xoca, aya k\u0306omunist\u0306i ren. Belli vareni?!
\n\u0130sak:
\n\u2013 Sin dulya skanis o\u0292\u0306k\u0306edi! \u00c7kin ak osteru\u015feni varmoptit. Memleketi\u015fi oxo\u015fir\u015folei dulyape\u015fi on\u0292\u0306uranu\u015feni moptit.
\nMe\u00e7eti\u015f dololoxe \u017ei\u0292ina komulika\u00e7en. Munde\u015fk\u0306ule Mecidik Xocas:
\n\u2013 Xoca Efendi, nami\u0292\u0306vit nenape naoxoma\u0292\u0306ones k\u0306onai koxovo\u0292\u0306onit. Lakin am me\u00e7eti golaktei nadodgespe\u015fi do golaktei me\u00e7etis nemazi naqvaspe\u015fi xali mu iqvasunon. \u00c7kin ar \u00e7\u0306it\u0306a emu\u015feniti ar- jur nena domi\u0292\u0306vat\u0306it!
\n\u2013 Golaktei dulya naqvaspe\u015feni k\u0306arari Trangik me\u00e7aps. Trangi \u201ciri \u015fei nau\u00e7kin\u201d ren. Egere am me\u00e7etis goktei ar mutupe renna, eti Trangik \u00e7kini o\u0292adu\u015feni e\u015fo moxvenapapan. Emu\u015fi hikmeti\u015feni nena varitkven. Edo iri \u015fei suparas \u00e7\u0306ars. Lakin xolo k\u0306aixe\u015fa go\u0292\u0306k\u0306omilu unon. \u00c7kini dulya emu\u015fi ok\u0306itxu ren.
\n\u0130sak:
\n\u2013 Yani, Xoca, am me\u00e7eti\u015fi dulyape em suparas \u00e7\u0306arsi? \u00c7\u0306arsna, emu\u015f on\u0292\u0306uranu\u015f \u00e7are muren?! Hem nam ayetepes \u00e7\u0306ars?
\n\u2013 Dostibi, gafil! Tovbe\u015fa komoxti, varna ka`fii iqve do gi\u00e7kit\u0306as. A\u015fo \u015feepe ayetepes var, xadisepes iqven. Yani \u00e7\u0306arsna, iqven! Xoloti k\u0306aixe\u015fa go\u0292\u0306k\u0306omilu unon.
\nArt\u0306isi \u0130smetik:
\n\u2013 Peki, Xoca, \u00e7kini nemazepe mik\u0306ilapsi- varmik\u0306ilapsi? \u00c7kin mu\u00e7\u0306o\u015fi oxoma\u0292\u0306onenan? Emu\u015feniti ar xesap\u0306i ixveneni?
\n\u2013 Emu\u015f xesap\u0306i Trangik melae\u011fepes doxvenapaps. \u00c7kini dulya namemigures emirepe\u015fi oxvenu ren.
\nK\u0306adiik:
\n\u2013 Xoca, nemazi ar fara omt\u0306inu\u015fi g\u00fcnaxi muk\u0306onai ren? Yani muk\u0306unai g\u00fcnaxi mema\u00e7\u0306arenan?!
\nXocak:
\n\u2013 Ey cemaet! Trangik \u00e7kini o\u00e7kinonepe suparapeten, peygamberepeten domo\u00e7kinapes. Majuranepe gonk\u0306ilei u\u011fun.
\nK\u0306adiik:
\n\u2013 Yani, man aya otkvalu minonki, xen\u0292\u0306k\u0306elepeten, \u00e7\u0306uvalepeten g\u00fcnaxi nau\u011fun ar k\u0306o\u00e7is ek\u0306o g\u00fcnaxi mus vara\u011funa emuk mu qvasunon? Yani emu\u015fi g\u00fcnaxepe \u00e7kva mitepek u\u011fasunoni?
\nXalidik:
\n\u2013 Yani, ekole araba navaren\u015fa g\u00f6re, omalu\u015fi dulyape mu\u00e7\u0306o\u015fi ixvenen?
\nXocak:
\n\u2013 Ulan gafili! Ek g\u00fcnaxi skani gomalu\u015feni mitik sin vasit\u0306a varmek\u00e7aps. Emu\u015feni a\u0292\u0306i\u015fen ixaziri do g\u00fcnaxi\u015f dulyape mo ikip!
\n\u0130sak\u0306ik:
\n\u2013 Ug\u00fcnaxe k\u0306o\u00e7i navariqven\u015fa g\u00f6re ar g\u00fcnaxi\u015fi monk\u0306anoba muk\u0306onai ren?! Yani, mesela 30 kilos muk\u0306onai g\u00fcnaxi imt\u0306ren. Yada ar \u00e7\u0306uvali g\u00fcnaxi muk\u0306o kilo varnati met\u0306ro mulun?
\nK\u0306adiik
\n\u2013 Yani, a\u015fo otkvalu unonki, k\u0306arta k\u0306o\u00e7i naa\u011fen k\u0306onai g\u00fcnaxiten ulunna, Ercanis 150 kiloti \u00e7\u0306it\u0306a muxteps. Lakin \u0130sas mendo\u0292\u0306k\u0306eda\u015fi, zaten k\u0306u\u00e7xe\u00e7 jin vardvadginen. Emuk mu qvasunon? Ar\u00e7kva Omeri\u015f xali mu iqvasunon?!
\n\u0130sak:
\n\u2013 Sin man momisimadep! Dulya skanis o\u0292\u0306k\u0306edi! Sin esas \u00e7kimi ont\u0306ule, skani ont\u0306ules nailunt\u0306ali\u015fi xesap\u0306i mu\u00e7\u0306o\u015fi me\u00e7aginon?! \u0292\u0306oxle iya isimadi!
\n\u2013 Ulan, man skani nam ont\u0306ule \u00e7kimis elavunt\u0306ali! Sin esas \u00e7kimi k\u0306ak\u0306ali\u015f nca mu\u00e7\u0306o\u015fi mok\u0306vati do gondini. \u0130ya mot varzop\u0306on?! Emu\u015f xesap\u0306i so idasunon!
\nXocak:
\n\u2013 Ey cemaeti Muslimin! Me\u00e7etis a\u015fo \u015feepe\u015fi munak\u0306a\u015fa vaixvenen! A\u015fo \u015feepe gale yada \u00e7kva sotepes i\u011far\u011falen. Varnati \u00e7kar vari\u011far\u011falen. Emu\u015feni nosi ti\u015fa komui\u011fit do dostibit!
\nMuezzini \u0130smailis daa dido varnaxondinen:
\n\u2013 Xoca, sin antepes moo\u0292\u0306k\u0306er! Esas \u00e7kimi derdi mu iqvasunon?! Me\u00e7etis minare navaren\u015feni kvas gebdgitu do izani vik\u0306itxup. Mapxas mutu var lakin qinobas zori iqven! Ya k\u0306u\u00e7xes gemistuna mu iqvasunon!
\n\u2013 Sin iya Muxtais k\u0306itxi. Me\u00e7etis daa ek\u0306o noksanepe mi\u011funanki!
\nEnvei gale gamoxtimu\u015feni kamuisels. \u0130sa xes kogo\u0292\u0306vak\u0306iden:
\n\u2013 Heyy, so ulu?! \u00c7\u0306it\u0306a \u00e7kva kodoxedi do isa mendavulut.
\n\u2013 Hele ha! Komemaka\u00e7u, pt\u0306k\u0306va\u0292u.
\nYa zop\u0306ons do Envei gamastun do mindulun.
\nDelosmanik Envei nagamaxtu \u017eiru\u015fi, nailuxen Xalidis:
\n\u2013 Hade kiseli, manti gamavulu! Ya u\u0292\u0306umers.
\nXalidik:
\n\u2013 \u00c7\u0306it\u0306a \u00e7kva kodexedi hele! Ya u\u0292\u0306va\u015fi Osmanik:
\n\u2013 Hele mu dopxeda?! Ek\u0306o kodovoka\u00e7i lakin xoloti mamt\u0306u yado nena kog\u00fcktura\u015fk\u0306ule eti kagamulun do kagondunun.
\nEmoras \u0130sak\u0306ik Xocas:
\n\u2013 Xoca Efendi, izani dixa\u015fen ik\u0306itxasna, mu iqven?! Ya u\u0292\u0306va\u015fi Xocak:
\n\u2013 \u0130zani jindolen ik\u0306itxenki k\u0306artaik ognas. Hemti Trangi\u015f coxoti dixas k\u0306u\u00e7xe\u015f tude varmuli\u015finen! Yado nena g\u00fcktiraps.
\nMecidik:
\n\u2013 Xoca Efendi, xolo en k\u0306ai sin gi\u00e7kin amma velakin kyoylis ne me\u00e7eti\u015fi golaktu\u015fi menceli u\u011fun neti minare\u015fi oxvenu\u015fi \u015furi gedgin. Sinti izani dixa\u015fen varik\u0306itxen ya zop\u0306on. E\u015fo ren\u015fi, \u0130smailik izani solen ik\u0306itxas?! Varna ncas yextasi?! Ok\u0306uleti nailuxen Asimis mendo\u0292\u0306k\u0306ers do:
\n\u2013 Am dulya a\u015foten varipa\u011fen. \u00c7kin gale gamaptat\u015fi, ar\u00e7kva kart\u0306ali Alamani\u015f k\u0306ayzeris mendavu\u00e7\u0306arat. Belkim emuk komemi\u015fvelan yado ilupur\u00e7olups.
\nAsimik:
\n\u2013 Akolen gamaptat\u015fi, iptinei dulya iya mi\u011fut\u0306an!
\nYado nena g\u00fcktiraps.
\nXocak:
\n\u2013 \u00c7kini dinis izani nca\u015fen varik\u0306itxen yado ar yasaxi varen. Lakin xoloti suparas go\u0292\u0306k\u0306omiloni voret. Egere caizi renna, ncati iqven, kvati.
\nK\u0306adiik:
\n\u2013 E\u015fo ren\u015fi, \u0292\u0306aleni mtxomus jur pi\u0292ai kogevo\u00e7\u0306k\u0306adat do \u0130smailik izani ekolen ik\u0306itxas!
\nMecidik:
\n\u2013 Mutxani ren e\u015fo rt\u0306as! Moro ar meyva\u015fi nca kodovorgat do \u0130smailik ar k\u0306eleti elo\u00e7k\u0306omas!
\nAm fik\u0306ii \u0130smailis dido mo\u0292\u0306ondun:
\n\u2013 E\u015fo \u015fei dido munasibi iqven. Hem ncaepe m\u0292ika dido vorgat do Xoca Efendisti nak\u0306aras. Man mk\u0306itxuptna, a\u015fo daa dido caizi ren.
\nErcanik:
\n\u2013 E\u015fo ren\u015fi, k\u0306arta \u00e7\u0306e\u015fidi meyva dovorgat do mapxasti do qinobasti meyva me\u00e7as.
\nMusak:
\n\u2013 Eya k\u0306ai zop\u0306on mara izani dik\u0306itxa\u015fk\u0306ule \u0130smaili nca\u015fen mu\u00e7\u0306o\u015fi geviqonat. \u0130ya nca\u015fen \u00e7kva g\u00fcl\u00fcni?!
\nRizak:
\n\u2013 E\u015fo ren\u015fi, pi\u0292arepe m\u0292ika men\u0292\u0306uranei gevo\u00e7k\u0306adat do \u0130smailik nemaziti ek qvas!
\nCibgirik:
\n\u2013 Ulan nca\u015f jin nemazi ixveneni?! K\u0306aixe\u015fa kogu\u015fub\u011fi ha!
\nXocak:
\n\u2013 \u0130zani naik\u0306itxen svas nemaziti ixvenen. Hele meyva\u015fi nca renna, daa munasibi do caizi ren. K\u0306vin\u00e7i do skindinapekti uimxoran. Sebabiti dido iqven.
\nErcanik:
\n\u2013 Xoca Efendi a\u015fo \u015feepe xadisepes \u00e7\u0306arsi?
\n\u0130sak:
\n\u2013 Ulan nosi o\u00e7\u0306k\u0306omiyi! Xadisis ncas mu dulya u\u011fun?
\nYado emus guktaps.
\nNurikti \u0130sas duluqurs:
\n\u2013 Sin mu gi\u00e7kin. Beki \u00e7\u0306ars. Xocas mot vark\u0306itxup!
\n\u0130sak xocas:
\n\u2013 Xoca Efendi, a\u015fo ar xadisi reni? Renna mi\u015fi ren!
\nXocak:
\n\u2013 Xadisepes k\u0306un\u0292\u0306uli varu\u011fun. Man nami\u00e7kin, a\u015fo xadisepeti mut\u0306lak\u0306a koren. Lakin xoloti suparapes go\u0292\u0306k\u0306omiloni voret.
\nMecidik:
\n\u2013 Amu\u015feni \u00e7kva xadisepe korenna, namu naren i\u015finen?
\nXocak:
\n\u2013 Xadisepe\u015feni vari\u015finen ya otkuten k\u0306o\u00e7i dini do imani\u015fen kagamulun amma velakin entepe\u015f doloxe tkvan navaroxoga\u0292\u0306onanstei dolo\u011fei manape u\u011funanna, en men\u0292\u0306uranei naren xadisi oxmaroni voret. \u00c7unki en men\u0292\u0306uranei naren xadisi \u0292\u0306oi xadisi i\u015finen.
\nMuxtaik:
\n\u2013 Sin k\u0306ai zop\u0306on lakin \u00e7kin en \u0292\u0306oi naren xadisi mu\u00e7\u0306o\u015fi oxovo\u0292\u0306onat?
\nXocak:
\n\u2013 Emus osimadu varunon. Udoqondinu suparapes go\u0292\u0306k\u0306edit. Egere supara var gi\u011funanna \u00e7kinei ar mitis yani xocas k\u0306itxit!
\nMusak:
\n\u2013 Xoca Efendi antepe k\u0306ai zop\u0306on lakin \u00e7kin am me\u00e7etis navikipt nemazi\u015feni \u00e7kar mutu mot varzop\u0306on!
\nXocak:
\n\u2013 Mutu mot varbzop\u0306on. Nagi\u0292\u0306vitpe naisiminespek koxo\u0292\u0306ones.
\nRizak:
\n\u2013 Xoca Efendi, man sin k\u0306ai gisimini ama xoloti varoxoma\u0292\u0306onu. Yani, a\u0292\u0306i am me\u00e7etis naixvenas nemazepe mik\u0306ilapsi varna varmik\u0306ilapsi?!
\nXocak:
\n\u2013 Hah i\u015fte, suali a\u015fo iqvasunon! Tis namegak\u0306idan iri \u015fei mut\u0306lak\u0306a ar um\u00e7anes k\u0306itxitki, gaguran. \u00c7kini dini\u015f nek\u0306nape oguru\u015feni gon\u0292\u0306k\u0306imei ren. Peygamber Efendi \u00e7kini\u015fi orapesti oguru do ok\u0306itxus dido k\u0306imeti ni\u00e7inet\u0306u!
\nNurik:
\n\u2013 Xoca Efendi man ok\u0306itxu mint\u0306u lakin nana \u00e7kimik, \u201c\u015eerifik ik\u0306itxu do mu iqu!\u201d yado man varmok\u0306itxapu.
\nOmeik:
\n\u2013 Hah i\u015fte, oxorca\u015f nositen goxta\u015fi, a\u015fo u\u00e7kinu doskidu.
\nAsimik:
\n\u2013 E\u015fo mot zop\u0306on?! Xava Dadi oxorca vareni! Emus iri \u015fei mot u\u00e7kin?
\nMuxtaik:
\n\u2013 Xava Daditi miren! Emusterepek ancax dulyape oxo\u015fir\u015folapan.
\nXalidik:
\n\u2013 Xoca, sin mu zop\u0306on?!
\nXocak:
\n\u2013 Oxorca\u015f guri ixvenen lakin nosi vargu\u0292\u0306i\u011fen. Egere nosi gu\u0292\u0306i\u011fasnati em nosi varixmaren.
\nMusak:
\n\u2013 Ya ar oxorca \u00e7kinden dido nosei renna, mu iqvasunon?
\nOmeik:
\n\u2013 Sin nosi o\u00e7\u0306k\u0306omii?! Ek\u0306o nosei oxorcas skanik\u0306ala mu dulya u\u011fun. Zaten ek\u0306o nosi u\u011fut\u0306uk\u0306oni iya oxorca iqvet\u0306ui?
\nXalidik:
\n\u2013 Xoca Efendi, oxorca\u015fen imami iqveni?
\n\u2013 Variqven! \u00c7unki imami oqopinu\u015feni noksani vart\u0306aginon.
\n\u2013 Pekii, muezzini iqveni?
\n\u2013 And\u011fa\u015fakis vari\u017eiramun. Xoloti suparas go\u0292\u0306k\u0306omilu unon.
\n\u0130sak:
\n\u2013 Xoca Efendi, \u0130smailik nca\u015fen izani ik\u0306itxupt\u0306a\u015fi, m\u00e7\u0306imaten di\u015fvelen, nemazi ikipt\u0306a\u015fiti kamelaps. Emu\u015feni em pi\u0292arepes kogootvat do kogeotvatna mu\u00e7\u0306o iqven?
\nMecidik:
\n\u2013 Mu\u00e7\u0306o iqventi mu tkvala ren. Pi\u0292arepe\u015f jin m\u0292ika troni do ar stoliti kogebdgat. Ar \u0292xodari do ar- jur k\u0306ardalati muk kilidvas do oxormance diqvas bari!
\nXalidik:
\n\u2013 Xoca Efendi, e\u015fo mevo\u0292\u0306k\u0306erki muezzinoba dik\u0306iymetu. Yani, aya otkumalu minonki, egere sinti munasibi \u017eiropna, manti muezzinoba oxvenu minon.
\nK\u0306adirik:
\n\u2013 E\u015fo ya\u011fma varen! Manti minon. M\u0292xuli\u015f ora \u00e7kimi rt\u0306as. Ayva\u015f orati ginonna, skani rt\u0306as. Zaten sin ayva dido k\u0306ai gi\u0292\u0306onun.
\n\u0130sak\u0306ik:
\n\u2013 Emuk ayva zaten \u00e7\u0306k\u0306omei ren. Var\u017eiropi?! Man mk\u0306itxuptna, mjoli\u015f ora Arifi\u015fi rt\u0306as. K\u0306ak\u0306ali\u015f orati Ercanis nomskun. Mbuli\u015f ora Omeri\u015fi rt\u0306as. Lakin man lu\u011fi mitis varp\u00e7ap.
\nEmoras gale gamoxtimu\u015feni Asimi kamuiselu\u015fi, nailuxen Musak:
\n\u2013 Ep\u00e7i, so ulu! Ya u\u0292\u0306umers.
\n\u2013 Xava Dadik man m\u00e7umert\u0306u. Dido movor\u00e7umert\u0306a. Ya nena g\u00fcktiraps do gamulun, mindulun.
\nMe\u00e7etisti muezzinoba\u015f o\u011far\u011falu dido kaguinzda\u015fi Xocak jur xerepe ke\u0292\u0306ozdips do:
\n\u2013 El Faatihaa! Ya tkumers do milleti dostibinaps.<\/p>\n

K\u0306ORTA 3<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sahnes Xava Dadi naxen oxori\u015fi oga`re i\u017eiren. Xava Dadik musafiri nauqonun Emine Dadi, Esme, Zulfiye do motamu\u015fi K\u0306ak\u0306ice k\u0306ala ok\u0306oxenan do emu amu\u015fen \u011far\u011falapan. K\u0306ak\u0306ice \u00e7ayi momalu\u015feni kayiselu\u015fi, Emine Dadik K\u0306ak\u0306ices;
\n– Bere \u00e7kimi, man a\u00e7i\u011fi momi\u011fi! Gurik mibangals!
\nYado nandumers.
\nXava Dadik Emines:
\n– Em \u015eerifik naikips dulyape\u015feni mu zop\u0306ont? Ya u\u0292\u0306umers.
\n– Xela do k\u0306aoba! \u015eerifik xolo mu qu?!
\nEsmek nena incubals:
\n– K\u0306o\u00e7ik \u00e7xvindi name\u015fo\u0292igas iri dulyas xalei \u015fura gulun.
\nZulfiyek:
\n– Hade hade! Ek\u0306oti mogonzdipt! K\u0306o\u00e7is didope\u015fa k\u0306ainobapeti xvenei u\u011fun.
\nXava Dadik:
\n– Eya menfaeti navaru\u011fun svas vardodgitun.
\nEmine Dadik:
\n– Xela do k\u0306aobape! Xolo mupei filimepe oktaps?!
\nXava Dadik:
\n– \u00c7kva mu qvasunon. K\u0306o\u00e7ik \u00e7kini me\u00e7eti golaktei ren yado k\u0306arta sva\u015fa kart\u0306alepe \u00e7\u0306areleen. Xin\u017eiri\u015f mteli derdi namoxtasunon ge\u00e7\u0306arelepe cebes dolon\u017egipu ren.
\nEsmek:
\n– Ge\u00e7\u0306arelepes moxunu e\u015fo k\u0306olai reni?! Eya emus mik \u00e7aps.
\nEmine Dadik:
\n– Man navogni\u015fa g\u00f6re and\u011fa vilayeti\u015fen k\u0306o\u00e7epe mulunan. Entepek varuxu\u015fkumelan.
\nXava Dadik:
\n– Em \u015eerifi do muxtai\u015f mengapuak entepeti kamo\u011ferdinapan.
\nZ\u00fclfiyek:
\n– Xava Dadi, kyoyis naren ek\u0306o k\u0306o\u00e7is me\u00e7eti golaktei reni- vareni varoxva\u0292\u0306onesi?! Yani ek\u0306o didi k\u0306o\u00e7epe a\u015fo dulya\u015feni ak muiqoneni?
\n– Mot varnagne, bere \u00e7kimi! Maksadi me\u00e7eti \u00e7kamu ren. Ge\u00e7\u0306arelepe cebes dolob\u011fu ren. Emine Dadik:
\n– Bere \u00e7kimi, me\u00e7eti golaktei reni- vareni melendo mendo\u0292\u0306k\u0306eda\u015fiti kuxui\u0292\u0306onen. Man nami\u00e7kin, \u00e7kini me\u00e7eti ne gektei ren, neti goktei.
\nEsmek:
\n– Golaktei rt\u0306astina, xoloti mutu varixvenen. E\u015fo vareni?!
\nXava Dadik:
\n– Entepek oramu\u015fis mk\u0306itxat\u0306esna, man entepes me\u00e7eti mus mengaps kodovogurapt\u0306i lakin entepek oxorcalepe k\u0306o\u00e7i var\u015finapanki! Nosi gosami\u011fan\u015fiti innat\u0306i\u015feni goktei dulya ikipan. Mara man… Man entepe varvopi\u015fmanina manti Xava Dadi momi\u0292\u0306umert\u0306an.
\nEm oras K\u0306ak\u0306icek xes naoka\u00e7un t\u0306epsi\u015fen \u00e7ayepe durtups.
\nEmine Dadik:
\n– Trangik k\u0306aobape mek\u00e7as, bere \u00e7kimi! Mupeiti nostonei \u015fura aleps!
\nK\u0306ak\u0306icek:
\n– Megak\u0306aras!
\nYado nena g\u00fcktiraps.
\nXava Dadik:
\n– Skiri \u00e7kimi, taros a- jur fila kada iqvasunt\u0306u. Go\u0292\u0306k\u0306edi do \u00e7ayis kiludvi.
\nOk\u0306uleti Emine Dadis:
\n– K\u0306ak\u0306ice \u00e7kimik\u0306ala vart\u0306uk\u0306oni, man mu p\u0306at\u0306i. Trangik gurimu\u015fi\u015fa g\u00f6re me\u00e7as.
\nEmine Dadik:
\n– Mu k\u0306ai! Babamu\u015fik Rizini\u015fa it\u0306u\u015fi, eti variqonu.
\n– Babamu\u015fis oqonu unt\u0306u lakin iya xe do k\u0306u\u00e7xe \u00e7kimi ren. Eya vart\u0306uk\u0306oni, man ak xvala mu\u00e7\u0306o maxvenet\u0306u?!
\nK\u0306ak\u0306icek kadape gedumert\u0306a\u015fi Esmek:
\n– Man mutu momom\u00e7ap, bere \u00e7kimi. Man zaten \u015eerifi\u015f coxo vogni\u015fi, i\u015fla\u011fi mamt\u0306u. K\u0306o\u00e7i nadginstei saxteka`i ren. \u00c7kinepeti puci\u015f puci. K\u0306o\u00e7ik ek\u0306o milleti naunonstei oktaps do on\u00e7\u0306imo\u015faps mara miti varnagnen.
\nXava Dadik:
\n– K\u0306o\u00e7i\u015f coxo vogna\u015fi, manti tis amalamak\u0306limen.
\nZulfiyek:
\n– Dadi, e\u015fo mot zop\u0306ont! K\u0306o\u00e7ik golaktei me\u00e7eti on\u0292\u0306urasunonna, amus mu p\u0306at\u0306inoba u\u011fun?! Esmek:
\n– Mot varoxo\u0292\u0306onap, e bere! K\u0306o\u00e7i\u015f niyeti me\u00e7eti\u015f mo\u015fletinu \u00e7kamu ren. Emuk xvala namoxtasunon ge\u00e7\u0306arelepes moxunu isimadeps.
\nEmine Dadik:
\n– Tkvanti ek\u0306o mo gonzdipt! Soti skani ne ge\u00e7\u0306areli ren do neti mutu. Me\u00e7eti golaktei narenti belli varen.
\nEsmek:
\n– Me\u00e7eti golaktei varentina, entepek eya \u0292\u0306oxle kagoloktapan, ok\u0306uleti ge\u00e7\u0306areli dok\u0306orobupan. Ek\u0306o k\u0306o\u00e7is kart\u0306ali nau\u00e7\u0306ares\u015fa g\u00f6re helbet ar soti\u015fen ge\u00e7\u0306areliti komulun.
\nZ\u00fclfiyek:
\n– Dadi, ge\u00e7\u0306areli moxta\u015fi, me\u00e7eti mu\u00e7\u0306o\u015fi goloktasunonan?!
\nXava Dadik:
\n– Eya idi do muxtais k\u0306itxi!
\nEsmek:
\n– Man namignapun, K\u0306amp\u0306ara Xusenik iya manelaten goloktasunt\u0306een.
\nOxoris o\u017ei\u0292inu\u015f sersepe komulika\u00e7en.
\nXava Dadik:
\n– K\u0306amp\u0306ara Xusenis timu\u015fi golaktu\u015fa menceli vau\u011fun. Emuk me\u00e7eti mu\u00e7\u0306o\u015fi goloktasunon?! Antepe\u015fi mteli xolo palavra. Entepek man mk\u0306itxat\u0306esna, man entepe a\u015fo ar mskva\u015fa kagovoktapt\u0306i lakin oxorcalepe k\u0306o\u00e7i yado var\u015finapanki.
\nEmine Dadik:
\n– Eee\u2026 Entepekti kimoloba\u015fi avantaji ixmaran i\u015fte! Hem entepes navara\u00e7kinas mutu \u00e7kin mu\u00e7\u0306o\u015fi ma\u00e7kinenanki?!
\nXava Dadik:
\n– Man varma\u00e7kinasnati, pusula nau\u0292\u0306umelan ar zik\u0306ip\u0306int\u0306i ren. Osmani \u00e7kimik askeroba\u015fen mulut\u0306u\u015fi, mui\u011feet\u0306u. A\u015fo \u015feepe \u015eerifi\u015f palavraten var, pusulaten uxui\u0292\u0306onen.
\nEmine Dadik:
\n– Yani k\u0306o\u00e7epe pusulas ugo\u0292\u0306k\u0306omilu \u015eerifi\u015f nenaten gulunani?
\nXava Dadik:
\n– Gulunaniti mu tkvala ren?! K\u0306o\u00e7epes pusula\u015fen ambai u\u011funaniki emus g\u00f6\u0292\u0306k\u0306edan?!
\nEsmek:
\n– Amaan Dadi! \u015eerifi\u015f nositen entepes mik ge\u00e7\u0306areli me\u00e7apski?!
\nEmine Dadik:
\n– Eya k\u0306ai zop\u0306on! Ne ar soti\u015fen ge\u00e7\u0306areli mulun do neti em me\u00e7eti gulikten. Mteli xolo fasa- fiso!
\nXava Dadik:
\n– Ar mendom\u0292\u0306k\u0306edit hele! \u00c7kin entepes ge\u00e7\u0306areli namoxtastei ar dubara kodovudgat do entepe\u015fi esas niyeti koxovo\u0292\u0306onat ya bzop\u0306on. Mu zop\u0306ont?!
\nEmine Dadik:
\n– K\u0306ai zop\u0306on mara nazop\u0306onpe mu\u00e7\u0306o\u015fi ixvenasunon?! Hem dulyape varuxui\u015fir\u015folas! Ar miti belas varkodololas.
\nXava Dadik:
\n– Vallaa, mu\u00e7\u0306o\u015fi iqvasunon manti varmi\u00e7kin lakin tisti \u00e7kar varmomixteps.
\nEmoras galendok\u0306ele Asimi\u015f sersi kuignapen.
\n– Heyy! Xava Dadi oxoris rei?! Hele ar sersi skani kovogna.
\nDadik gale gamucoxops:
\n– Komoxti bere \u00e7kimi! \u00c7kin iri xolo ak voret. Zulfiyeti ak ren. Belliki emu\u015f \u015fura komogat\u0306u do gotxozu.
\nAsimi nek\u0306na\u015fen amit\u0306a\u015fi:
\n– Mu zop\u0306on, Dadi \u00e7kimi?! Man skani mok\u0306itxu\u015feni mopti lakin xazii komopti\u015fi\u2026
\nZulfiyek onc\u011forobaten ti kagoloktaps.
\nEsmek:
\n– Ti mu\u015feni goloktap bozo \u00e7kimi?! Tkvani dulya \u00e7kini\u015fen met\u0306i mis u\u00e7kinki onc\u011fori gaqven?! A\u015fo \u015feepe am nek\u0306na\u015fen gale vargamulun.
\nAsimi Esme\u015fa uk\u0306unikten:
\n– Esme Abla, skani o\u00e7kinuti k\u0306azeta do radyo\u015fenti dido ignapen yani.
\nXava Dadik:
\n– Sin mutu\u015fen moga\u015fkurinet\u0306as! Raxat\u0306oba skanis o\u0292\u0306k\u0306edi. Ginonna, doloxe oda\u015fa kamaxtit do artikartis kogva\u015furit. K\u0306ak\u0306icekti \u00e7ayi komek\u00e7apan.
\n– Tamam, Dadi, Trangik sinti k\u0306aobape mek\u00e7as lakin man esasinde and\u011fa namulunan k\u0306o\u00e7epe\u015fi ambai me\u00e7k\u00e7amint\u0306u.
\n– K\u0306o\u00e7epe\u015fi ambai komi\u011funan lakin muk\u0306o k\u0306o\u00e7i mulun varmi\u00e7kinan!
\n– Esasinde iya manti varmi\u00e7kin. Muxtaik fenmemurik\u0306ala mevolut yado Xopa\u015fen ambai monc\u011foneen. Milletik me\u00e7etis entepe \u00e7umelan.
\nEsmek:
\n– Fen memuris me\u00e7eti\u015fa mu axvenet\u0306een.
\nEmine Dadik:
\n– E\u015fo mo zop\u0306on, e oxorca! K\u0306o\u00e7i k\u0306osk\u0306oca fenmemuri ren. Ku\u00e7kin helbet naqvasunon dulyamu\u015fi. Beki me\u00e7eti\u015f golaktu\u015fi ar gza ko\u017eirops.
\nXava Dadik:
\n– Eya k\u0306urta \u00e7kimis u\u0292\u0306van.
\nEmine Dadik:
\n– E\u015fo mo zop\u0306on, ya ge\u00e7\u0306areli ko\u017eiresna?!
\nXava Dadik m\u0292ika konisimadu\u015fk\u0306ule musafirepes izni kagu\u0292\u0306umers do Asimi k\u0306ala doloxe oda\u015fa kamulunan. Dadik Asimis ar k\u0306alemi do kart\u0306ali kome\u00e7aps do nau\u0292\u0306upe do\u00e7\u0306arapa\u015fk\u0306ule kart\u0306ali doki\u00e7\u0306upan do ar zarfis kodolodumelan. Ok\u0306uleti mcve\u015fi zarfepes name\u0292\u0306k\u0306an pulepe zarfi\u015f jindolek\u0306ele mskva\u015fa konon\u0292axapan. Emu\u015fk\u0306ule Dadik Asimis:
\n– Ep\u00e7i, sin a\u0292\u0306i unk\u0306ap\u0306i do am kart\u0306ali Alamanya\u015fen moxtuten muxtais konu\u00e7\u0306i\u015fini. Zulfiye k\u0306ala emu\u015fk\u0306ule xolo kuk\u0306ulut. Hade yallah!
\nYado konandumers.
\nAsimi xes zarfi doka\u00e7ei oxori\u015fen gama\u0292xont\u0306un do no\u011fa\u015fk\u0306ele gamilaps.
\nEsmek mera\u011fiten Xava Dadis:
\n– Dadi muepe iqven?! Mu\u015f dumenepe goloktapt?! Ya u\u0292\u0306umers.
\nXava Dadikti:
\n– Alamanya\u015fen namoxtu kart\u0306ali asimi k\u0306ala muxtais mendavunc\u011foni. Tkvan esas pandomimis a\u0292\u0306i\u015fk\u0306ule o\u0292\u0306k\u0306edit. A\u0292\u0306i em gverdi noseepek ge\u00e7\u0306areleepe\u015fi ok\u0306ortu\u015feni hele mu\u00e7\u0306o\u015fi i\u00e7\u0306k\u0306oman. Emine Dadik:
\n– Mu\u015f ge\u00e7\u0306areli! Alamanya\u015fen mundes ge\u00e7areli moxtu do milletik irtasunon?
\nXava Dadik:
\n– Mu\u015f ge\u00e7\u0306areli do mutu! E\u015fo k\u0306olaiten mitik mitis ge\u00e7\u0306areli me\u00e7apsi?! \u00c7kin navikipt mo\u011ferdinu\u015feni. Yani ge\u00e7\u0306areli komoxtasna, mu iqventen.
\nEmine Dadik:
\n– Daha muepe\u2026 K\u0306osk\u0306oca k\u0306o\u00e7epe a\u015fopeten i\u011ferdineni?! Am dulya\u015f k\u0306ap\u0306ulas p\u0306at\u0306i \u015feepe konaqonen. Unk\u0306ap\u0306it do beres kart\u0306ali kagu\u0292\u0306u\u011fit!
\nYado gem\u00e7inadups.
\nXava Dadik:
\n– Kart\u0306ali\u015f go\u0292\u0306amalu\u015feni var do em kart\u0306ali ik\u0306itxan\u015fi, k\u0306o\u00e7epe\u015fi nunk\u0306us men\u00e7\u0306k\u0306valu\u015feni manti oxtimu komint\u0306u!
\nYado nena g\u00fcktira\u015fi musafiepeti kamuiselan.
\nEmine Dadik:
\n– E\u015fo ren\u015fi, sin me\u00e7eti\u015fa, \u00e7kinti oxori \u00e7kini\u015fa. Hade yallah!
\nXava Dadis musafirepe varaka\u00e7a\u015fi, Zulfiye do K\u0306ak\u0306ice kilik\u0306ateps do Asimi\u015f k\u0306ap\u0306ula\u015fen \u0292\u0306alendok\u0306ele gamat\u0306en do mindulun.<\/p>\n

K\u0306ORTA 4<\/strong><\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
(Sahnes ar k\u0306un\u0292\u0306uli\u015fen majurani\u015fa minare navaru\u011fun ar me\u00e7eti\u015f peri i\u017eiren. Kyoyis narenan k\u0306o\u00e7epe me\u00e7eti\u015f \u0292\u0306oxle ok\u0306ob\u011funan do Xopa\u015fen namoxtasunon didi k\u0306o\u00e7epe \u00e7umelan. Munde\u015fk\u0306ule K\u0306amp\u0306ara Xuseni xes naoka\u00e7un varyoziten komulun do mitis umendo\u0292\u0306komilu me\u00e7eti\u015f \u0292\u0306alentuna\u015fi k\u0306idas komuludgitun. Ar- jur- sum fara komo\u00e7\u0306k\u0306vida\u015fk\u0306ule, \u015eerifi unk\u0306apun do xes koga`k\u0306neps.<\/div>\n
Milletik go\u015fa\u015fei i\u0292\u0306k\u0306ert\u0306an\u015fi, \u015eerifik:<\/div>\n
– Mu ikip ulan burde! Me\u00e7eti\u015f k\u0306idas ondi ixveneni! Me\u00e7eti doloxupi ulan niyeti mu gi\u011fun? Yado duluqurs.<\/div>\n
– Mot qurap yau?! Var\u017eiropi, Xoca\u015fi mixrabi\u015feni k\u0306ida gamapxup. K\u0306ida vargamantxa\u015fi, mixrabi ixveneni? Man naptka nenas mevoqup.<\/div>\n
Xocak:<\/div>\n
– Ep\u00e7i, mixrabi\u015feni k\u0306ida gamixveni, sin kogu\u015fub\u011fiyi?!<\/div>\n
– K\u0306ai zop\u0306on mara vargamaxva\u015fi, mixrabi mu\u00e7\u0306o\u015fi ixvenen?<\/div>\n
Mecidik:<\/div>\n
– Ulan, mixrabi- mixrabi ya naicoxop em mixrabi mik qvasunon. Muten qvasunon?<\/div>\n
– Tkvan ge\u00e7\u0306areli komom\u00e7it mixrabi man kelavuk\u0306idap.<\/div>\n
Mecidik:<\/div>\n
– Ulan, ge\u00e7\u0306areli mis u\u011fun ki sin mek\u00e7as?!<\/div>\n
– E\u015fo ren\u015fi, ge\u00e7\u0306areli gi\u011fut\u0306an\u015fi, gixvenupt.<\/div>\n
\u015eerifik:<\/div>\n
– Ulan ge\u00e7\u0306areli\u015f o\u017eirapu\u015fakis em k\u0306ida gamaxvei doskidasi?! Me\u00e7etis k\u0306at\u0306u do co\u011fori mulib\u011fasi?! Sin mu ikip ulan?!<\/div>\n
– Yau amma gonzdit ha! Am me\u00e7eti\u015fa sin muluiki k\u0306at\u0306u do co\u011fori mk\u0306itxup! \u00c7kar mutu varmaxvenesna, ar- jur pi\u0292ari kogolovu\u00e7\u0306k\u0306adup do xut\u0306ulamu\u015fi komevunk\u0306ilup. Muren yani?!<\/div>\n
Xocak:<\/div>\n
– Bere \u00e7kimi, k\u0306at\u0306u do co\u011fori mulib\u011fasten k\u0306ida dilixveni! E\u015fo \u015fei iqveni?! Me\u00e7eti\u015f k\u0306idas xe navarnintxen suparapes \u00e7\u0306arun. Yani mut\u0306lak\u0306a \u00e7\u0306ars. Varnati k\u0306aixe\u015fa ogoru\u015fi voret.<\/div>\n
Emoras ar cipi\u015f sersi kuignapen do muxtai do \u015fofoi\u015f met\u0306i ar k\u0306o\u00e7i \u00e7kva cipi\u015fen kag\u00fclvan do ok\u0306ob\u011falas konan\u00e7\u0306enan. Selam kelami\u015fk\u0306ule muxtaik em k\u0306o\u00e7is xes komi\u015fuxteps do:<\/div>\n
– Am k\u0306o\u00e7i fen memuri ren. Me\u00e7eti\u015f no\u015fvelu\u015feni ak moxtu ya zop\u0306ons.<\/div>\n
Me\u015fvelu\u015f nenape naognas kyoylepe, k\u0306o\u00e7is kogvab\u011fenan do tito- tito\u00a0 \u201cxo\u015f geldunuz!\u201d yado k\u0306o\u00e7is xe k\u00fc\u00e7\u0306opupan. Abdulaikti entepe na\u017eiras do k\u0306ave\u015fen muk\u0306ucoxops:<\/div>\n
– Heeyy! \u00c7ayi a\u0292\u0306i gamaxtu! Moomt\u0306inapt!<\/div>\n
Muxtaik:<\/div>\n
– Dulya ma\u00e7odan\u015fi, komevulut!<\/div>\n
\u00a0Yado i\u015fmari o\u011fodaps.<\/div>\n
Fenmemurik \u201cman ar kogovila\u201d yado muxtai ilik\u0306ateps do me\u00e7etis kamulun. Ok\u0306uleti kagamulun do me\u00e7eti guilaps. Dulyamu\u015fi dva\u00e7oda\u015fi muxtais:<\/div>\n
– Mendom\u0292\u0306k\u0306edi Muxtar Efendi. Me\u00e7eti golaktei reni-\u00a0 vareni man k\u0306ai varoxoma\u0292\u0306onen.<\/div>\n
Mu\u015feniki pusula varmi\u011fun. Eya tkvan tapucik gi\u0292\u0306vasunt\u0306es mara and\u011fa varmalu. Minareti zaten tkvan qvatgint\u0306es. Mu\u015feni ki \u00e7kin emu\u015feni ok\u0306odvei ge\u00e7\u0306areli varmi\u011funan. K\u0306ap\u0306ula\u015fi k\u0306ida m\u0292ika goragadei rentina mutus varno\u011fun ya u\u0292\u0306umers.<\/div>\n
Cibgirik:<\/div>\n
– \u015eerifi varnu\u00e7\u0306i\u015fat\u0306una sin em k\u0306ida zori \u017eirop\u0306t\u0306i!<\/div>\n
K\u0306o\u00e7is gaak\u0306vira\u015f,i Mecidik:<\/div>\n
– Yani aya otkvalu unonki, K\u0306amp\u0306ara Xusenik mixrabi golaktu\u015feni k\u0306ida doloxupt\u0306u\u015fi, \u00e7kin eya kodovodginit. Varna em k\u0306ida a\u0292\u0306i doloxvei iqvet\u0306u.<\/div>\n
Fen memurik:<\/div>\n
– Yau, tkvan me\u00e7eti golaktei naren mu\u00e7\u0306o\u015fi oxo\u0292\u0306onit?! Pusula vart\u0306a\u015fi, amus mu\u00e7\u0306o\u015fi nagnit?! Hele ar domi\u0292\u0306vit!<\/div>\n
\u00a0Milletik \u015eerifis o\u0292\u0306k\u0306omilus kog\u00f6\u00e7\u0306k\u0306a\u015fi \u015eerifik:<\/div>\n
– Am zo\u011fa jilentuna\u015fk\u0306ele vareni?<\/div>\n
Yado k\u0306itxups.<\/div>\n
Fen memurik<\/div>\n
– \u0292\u0306oi zop\u0306on. Zo\u011fau\u00e7a jilentuna\u015fk\u0306ele ren.<\/div>\n
– E\u015fo ren\u015fi, man zo\u011fas k\u0306ap\u0306ula mevuktana mu iqven? Am rak\u0306anepe \u0292\u0306alentunas vardoskiduni?!<\/div>\n
– \u0292\u0306oi zop\u0306on, e\u015fo ren!<\/div>\n
– E\u015fo ren\u015fi, ka\u2019beti am rak\u0306ani\u015f k\u0306ap\u0306ulas vardoskiduni?<\/div>\n
– Eeee\u2026<\/div>\n
– Xalbuki \u00e7kini me\u00e7etik sole k\u0306ele i\u0292\u0306k\u0306ers?<\/div>\n
\u0130smetik:<\/div>\n
– Me\u00e7etik m\u0292ika \u00e7\u0306ap\u0306ra i\u0292\u0306k\u0306ers.<\/div>\n
\u00a0Yado nena gu\u0292\u0306uncubala\u015fi, ar \u017ei\u0292ina komulika\u00e7en.<\/div>\n
Fen memurik:<\/div>\n
–\u00a0 \u0292\u0306oi zop\u0306on mara sin nagogo\u00e7\u0306k\u0306ondu ar \u015fei ren. Am zo\u011fa let\u0306a\u015fk\u0306ele mu\u00e7\u0306o\u015fi me\u015fantxei ren \u017eiropi?! Yani kyoyi\u015f doloxe ar k\u0306oyi ren.\u00a0 Sin aya navarisimadi\u015feni xesap\u0306i skanis komegant\u0306alu.<\/div>\n
– Haaa\u2026 Ment\u0306alei mutu renna, emu\u015f k\u0306abaeti zo\u011fa\u015fi ren. E\u015fo vareni?!<\/div>\n
\u00a0Ya u\u0292\u0306va\u015fi milletik xolo o\u017ei\u0292inus kogyo\u00e7\u0306k\u0306aps. Xocak emoras siramu\u015fi namoxtu koxo\u0292\u0306onaps do nenas kogyo\u00e7\u0306k\u0306aps:<\/div>\n
– Eyy cemaet! Aha \u00e7kin and\u011fa akona\u015fi Trangi \u00e7kini muk\u0306onai didi ren ar\u00e7kva fara k\u0306aixe\u015fa koxovo\u0292\u0306onit. Emuk ent\u0306a\u015fi k\u0306o\u00e7i ar \u015fvacis yoka\u00e7apsti do ye\u00e7\u0306k\u0306vidupsti\u2026<\/div>\n
Emoras jilendok\u0306ele qureli- qureli nk\u0306ap\u0306inei namulun Asimi \u017eira\u015fi, Xocas nena dolvamt\u0306en.<\/div>\n
– Heeyy! Muxtai\u015fa kart\u0306ali moxtu, Alamanya\u015fen!<\/div>\n
Milletik Asimis getxozinei namulun Xava Dadi k\u0306ala emus naelok\u0306atun Zulfiye do K\u0306ak\u0306ices varti mendo\u0292\u0306k\u0306ers. K\u0306artaik Asimis naoka\u00e7un zarfis o\u0292\u0306k\u0306ers. Muxtai emedeni zarfis nank\u0306ap\u0306en do jin nano\u00e7\u0306arspe dik\u0306itxups. \u201cTikundali Kyoyi\u015f Muxtais\u201d yado no\u00e7\u0306ars. Zarfi\u015f jin dido pulepeti g\u00f6n\u0292axun. A\u011fani namoxtespe naokob\u011funanpe\u015fi k\u0306apulas komok\u0306adgites\u015fik\u0306ule Xocak Muxtais:<\/div>\n
– Besmelesuzi vargon\u0292\u0306k\u0306a!<\/div>\n
Yado \u00e7inadups.<\/div>\n
Muxtaikti:<\/div>\n
–\u00a0 \u201cYaa Bismillah!\u201d ya zop\u0306ons do zarfi kagon\u0292\u0306k\u0306a\u015fk\u0306ule mani\u015fa ar toli kogoloqonaps. Ok\u0306uleti milleti daha dido mera\u011fis vardot\u0306alu\u015feni entepes:<\/div>\n
– Kart\u0306ali gik\u0306itxupt. K\u0306ai misiminit! Ya u\u0292\u0306umers do ok\u0306itxus kog\u00f6\u00e7\u0306k\u0306aps:<\/div>\n
\u201cK\u0306imetli Tik\u0306undali Kyoylepe \u00e7kini,<\/div>\n
\u00c7kin am kart\u0306ali Alamanyas Lazepe\u015fi ar kyoyi naren \u201cUxup\u0306ini\u201d \u015fen megi\u00e7\u0306arupt. Tkvan Alamanya\u015fa namo\u00e7\u0306arit kart\u0306alis adresi \u0292\u0306oi me\u00e7\u0306areli navargi\u011fut\u0306es\u015feni Alamanepek zarfi gon\u0292\u0306k\u0306eenan do dik\u0306itxeenan. Ok\u0306uleti \u201cYau minare vaaxvenes\u015fi, ezani\u015fi nca\u015fen ok\u0306itximu\u015fi nosi ancax Lazepe\u015fen gamalen,\u201d yado kart\u0306ali \u00e7kin komominc\u011fones. A\u0292\u0306i tkvanda no\u015fvelu, ti \u00e7kini\u015f borci diqu. \u00c7kin naok\u0306ovi\u011fit ge\u00e7\u0306arelepes, gomorgvas naren kyoyepe\u015fenti naok\u0306ovi\u011fit ge\u00e7\u0306arelepeti kogelavudvit do 15 \u015filya lira T\u0306ramt\u0306ras naren Luup \u00c7kinda coxoni bangas kodogidvit. \u00c7\u0306it\u0306a mogixtesna, xolo momi\u00e7\u0306arit. Tkvan am ge\u00e7\u0306areliten ginon me\u00e7eti k\u0306idit, ginon minare. Mara mut\u0306lak\u0306a xeyirli dulyapes ixmarit. \u0130ris selamepe go\u011fodapt.<\/div>\n
\u00a0UXUP\u0306\u0130N\u0130\u00a0 Kyoylepe\u201d<\/div>\n
Milletik xelebaten artikartis kodolvakit\u0306en do kudepe n\u0292a\u015fa yet\u0306k\u0306omelan. Ok\u0306ule gencepek xeepes uk\u0306uik\u0306limelan do oxoronus kog\u00f6\u00e7\u0306k\u0306apan. M\u0292ika ora\u015fk\u0306ule Xocak:<\/div>\n
– Trangi\u015fa \u015fukri mi\u011fut\u0306anki me\u00e7eti\u015feni namint\u0306es ge\u00e7\u0306areli emedeni komominc\u011fones ya tkva\u015fi, Muxtaik:<\/div>\n
– Xoca Efendi! Am ge\u00e7\u0306areli\u015fi m\u0292ikati doguroni\u015feni oxmaroni voret. Emusti dido noksanepe u\u011fun ya u\u0292\u0306umers.<\/div>\n
Milletiktik k\u0306oro stei ok\u0306oqonaps do:<\/div>\n
– Munasibi ren! Caizi ren!<\/div>\n
Yado Xoca teyidi dikipan.<\/div>\n
Muxtaik:<\/div>\n
– \u00c7\u0306e manebrape! Man \u00e7\u0306umandele T\u0306ramt\u0306ra\u015fa ge\u00e7\u0306areli\u015fi go\u0292\u0306amalu\u015fa mevulu ya tkva\u015fi,<\/div>\n
\u00a0\u015eerifik:<\/div>\n
– Sin xvala rt\u0306a\u015fi, mutu vargaxvenen man elagak\u0306ate. Masrafepe kameblat\u015fik\u0306ule muepe maxvenenan\u015fi k\u0306arari komep\u00e7apt Man xes dido k\u0306ai ustape moka\u00e7un. Entepes ge\u00e7\u0306areli kome\u00e7a\u015fi, k\u0306o\u00e7i bilem do\u00e7\u0306k\u0306adupan.<\/div>\n
Emoras k\u0306ap\u0306ulas namok\u0306adgin Xava Dadik mu\u015fi \u0292\u0306oxle nadginan k\u0306o\u00e7epe ok\u0306onajvarups do Muxtais kogu\u0292\u0306udgitun:<\/div>\n
– Tkvan nam ge\u00e7\u0306areliten mu dulyape ikipt?!<\/div>\n
Yado emus duluqurs.<\/div>\n
-T\u0306ramt\u0306ras Luup \u00c7kinda yado ar banga reni?! Ulan burde! Alamanya\u015fen skanda namoxtas kart\u0306ali Asimis mot oka\u00e7un! Sin em zarfis nanon\u0292axun pulepes \u00e7kar go\u0292\u0306k\u0306ediyi?! Man T\u0306ramt\u0306ra\u015fati do Alamanya\u015fati sin mendogo\u00e7kumert\u0306i lakin xolo guris mema\u00e7\u0306ve. Ar m\u0292ika nosi ixmarit do k\u0306o\u00e7i iqvit, k\u0306o\u00e7i!<\/div>\n
Milletik go\u015fa\u015fei i\u0292\u0306k\u0306ert\u0306a\u015fi Muxtaik:<\/div>\n
– Yau sin muepe zop\u0306on?! Varna a\u015fo ar ge\u00e7\u0306areli vareni?! Ak na\u00e7\u0306arspe m\u0292udi reni?<\/div>\n
Xava Dadik:<\/div>\n
– Pulis go\u0292\u0306k\u0306edi, pulis!<\/div>\n
Yado quraps.<\/div>\n
Muxtaik pulis go\u0292\u0306k\u0306ers. Gonc\u011fimei do gostikei mara mtelis xolo Ataturki\u015f peri gexen. Emedeni Asimi\u015fa guikten do emus:<\/div>\n
– Yau amus mteli Ataturki\u015f pulepe g\u00f6n\u0292axun. Am kart\u0306ali Alamanya\u015fen varmoxtui? Ulan sin am kart\u0306ali so \u017eiri!<\/div>\n
\u00a0Yado duluqurs.<\/div>\n
– Man eya soti varb\u017eiri. Xava Dadik mi\u0292\u0306u, manti p\u0306\u00e7\u0306ari.<\/div>\n
– Muuu?! Xava Dadi am kart\u0306ali sin o\u00e7\u0306arapiyi?<\/div>\n
– Hoo, man vo\u00e7\u0306arapi. Mu iqu?! Tis varmogixtui?!<\/div>\n
– Yau a\u015fo \u015fei iqveni! \u00c7kin oyinca\u011fi skani voreti?!<\/div>\n
– Hah i\u015fte. Ancax oxoga\u0292\u0306onu. Sin am kyoyi\u015fi oxorcalepe k\u0306o\u00e7i var\u015fina\u015fi, entepekti sin a\u015fo k\u0306ititen gosterapan i\u015fte!<\/div>\n
– Yau mu\u015f k\u0306o\u00e7i do mu\u015f k\u0306iti be! \u00c7kin ak me\u00e7eti\u015f mo\u015fletinu\u015feni \u015furi p\u0306\u00e7\u0306kvidupt. Ek\u0306o voxre\u0292\u0306it do didi ko\u00e7epe moviqonit. Yani \u00e7kin ak m\u0292udi\u015fi vintxi\u015feti?!<\/div>\n
– Man mendom\u0292\u0306k\u0306edi, Muxtar Efendi! Am me\u00e7eti golaktei reni- vareni\u015fi oxo\u0292\u0306onu\u015feni ak miti\u015f moqonu\u015fa gere\u011fi vart\u0306u. (Emoras cebe\u015fen nai\u015fimers pusulaten muxtais \u00e7xvindis nuntxips.) Aya muren gi\u00e7kini? Amus pusula u\u0292\u0306umelan. Osmani \u00e7kimik askeroba\u015fen muit\u0306u\u015fi mu\u011feet\u0306u. Sin oxorcalepe k\u0306o\u00e7i \u015finat\u0306ina, ak\u0306o tantana lazimi variqvet\u0306u. Manti am me\u00e7eti golaktei reni- vareni sin dogi\u0292\u0306umert\u0306i. Man mint\u0306asna sin UXUP\u0306\u0130N\u0130\u015f kyoyi\u015fati do JAPONYA\u015fati mendogo\u00e7kumer. Sin ek naginon\u015fa uxup\u0306ini. Lakin man xolo guris megi\u00e7\u0306vapt.<\/div>\n
Zulfiye do K\u0306ak\u0306ice, Dadis xes go\u0292\u0306vak\u0306idenan do:<\/div>\n
–\u00a0 Dadi dostibi! Mu iqven!<\/div>\n
Yado oxre\u0292\u0306apan.<\/div>\n
Emoras fenmemurik pusula kodika\u00e7eps do me\u00e7etis go\u0292\u0306k\u0306omilus kog\u00f6\u00e7\u0306k\u0306aps. Muxtaik mundi\u015fen \u015furi \u015fvanups. Daditi mututen varstibun:<\/div>\n
– Am kyoyis man tkvan oxorca\u015f k\u0306imeti kodogogurapt.<\/div>\n
Xocak:<\/div>\n
– Esteuzubillah..Esteeeuzubillaaaah! Antepe k\u0306a`meti\u015f elametepe ren.<\/div>\n
Fen memurik:<\/div>\n
– Manebrape, me\u00e7etis mutu k\u0306usuri varu\u011fun. Mujde!<\/div>\n
Yado icoxops.<\/div>\n
Xava Dadik:<\/div>\n
– Amma \u015eerifis k\u0306itxana k\u0306usuri ku\u011fun. Mu\u015feni ki me\u00e7eti emuk k\u0306idasunt\u0306u.<\/div>\n
Ok\u0306uleti xoca\u015fa guikten:<\/div>\n
– Skanda moxta\u015fi, Xoca Efendi. Hocalu\u011fi e\u015fo valah- billah otkumaluten varixvenen. Man a\u0292\u0306i\u015fakis skanistei k\u0306iblemu\u015fi navaru\u00e7kin ar xoca varmi\u017eiramun. Birtum supara do kitabi nena\u015fen navarmet\u0306k\u0306omers mara skanistei kitapsuzi xocati varmi\u017eirapun. Ama skanisteepe\u2026 Xocas tis kamalvak\u0306limen:<\/div>\n
– Dostibi be oxorca! Diqu, dostibi!<\/div>\n
Yado kodiqura\u015fk\u0306ule nenamu\u015fis noqonaps:<\/div>\n
– Eeyy cemaet! Na\u017eiroptstei Trangi \u00e7kinis navaraxvenen \u00e7kar mutu varen. M\u0292ika \u0292\u0306oxle namom\u00e7es ge\u00e7\u0306arelepe a\u0292\u0306i xe\u015fen mu\u00e7\u0306o\u015fi go\u0292\u0306ami\u011fes irik kob\u017eirit. \u0130\u015fte antepe\u015fi iri xolo \u00e7kini\u015feni ar dersi ren\u2026<\/div>\n
Xava Dadik ekolendo k\u0306ele:<\/div>\n
– Tkvan dersi\u015fen na oxo\u0292\u0306onaps k\u0306o\u00e7epe reti?! Mara man tkvan am dersepeti kodogogurapt\u2026<\/div>\n
Xocas k\u0306aixe\u015fa nandara\u015fi:<\/div>\n
– Ey cemaeti Muslimin! Na\u017eiroptstei tis namomixtes ak\u0306o dersi\u015fk\u0306ule namomixtes do xes na go\u0292\u0306amistves ge\u00e7\u0306arelepe\u015fi\u2026 Estooo\u011ffirullah, ekole xtimei um\u00e7ane didilepe \u00e7kini\u015fi nunk\u0306u\u015f \u0292\u0306k\u0306ari\u015f niyetine el Faaatiha! Ya tkumers do milleti dostibinaps.<\/div>\n
\u00a0Ok\u0306uleti xerepe jin ki\u0292\u0306izden doo\u2026 Edo milletik tam xvama ik\u0306itxupt\u0306an\u015fi, xerepes dosyape doka\u00e7ei sum k\u0306o\u00e7i komulunan.<\/div>\n
En didi narenk:<\/div>\n
– Muxtai soren? \u00c7kin vilayeti\u015fen movulut ya zop\u0306ons.<\/div>\n
Majuranikti:<\/div>\n
– Ak ar golaktei me\u00e7eti rt\u0306een. Muxtai komi\u017eirit! Ya zop\u0306ons do milletik go\u015fa\u015fei i\u0292\u0306k\u0306ert\u0306an\u015fi perde kuk\u0306uitven.<\/div>\n
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Y\u0131lmaz Avc\u0131\u2019n\u0131n yay\u0131mlanm\u0131\u015f eserleri<\/strong>:
\nhttps:\/\/www.nadirkitap.com\/surimsine-lazca-turkce-yilmaz-avci-kitap21541019.html<\/a>
\nhttps:\/\/www.nadirkitap.com\/lazuri-nenackina-lazca-dil-bilgisi-yilmaz-avci-kitap24594835.html<\/a>
\nhttps:\/\/www.kitapyurdu.com\/kitap\/laz-masallarilazuri-parametepe\/70866.html<\/a>
\nhttps:\/\/www.kitapyurdu.com\/kitap\/aleynaya-ne-oldu\/317011.html<\/a>
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\nY\u0131lmaz Avc\u0131\u2019n\u0131n sesinden \u015fiirleri ve anlat\u0131mlar\u0131:<\/strong>
\nhttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VKhEDlhyt_8<\/a>
\nhttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=tuLEZUoEjA4<\/a>
\nhttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=XuJ49d0X2PY<\/a>
\nhttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=eCsAb_lsdDA<\/a>
\nhttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=HAgz3PEvR-k<\/a>
\nhttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=5KH00R0Nbwc<\/a>
\nhttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_zZoF5x1niI<\/a>
\nhttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=8Ynnp8hUEkY<\/a>
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