{"id":40230,"date":"2024-07-01T14:18:31","date_gmt":"2024-07-01T19:18:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.circassiancenter.com\/tr\/?p=40230"},"modified":"2024-07-01T14:18:31","modified_gmt":"2024-07-01T19:18:31","slug":"iran-israil-kayikci-kavgasi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.circassiancenter.com\/tr\/iran-israil-kayikci-kavgasi\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0130RAN-\u0130SRA\u0130L KAYIK\u00c7I KAVGASI"},"content":{"rendered":"

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KITIJ Cemil Bi\u00e7er<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kutsal kitaplar “vahy” edildikleri d\u00f6nemler i\u00e7in muhakkak ki bir anlam ifade ediyorlard\u0131, ancak aradan ge\u00e7en binlerce y\u0131l i\u00e7erisinde geli\u015fen uygarl\u0131k ve insano\u011flunun do\u011fa kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda ki kazan\u0131mlar\u0131 kutsal metinleri kontrpiyede b\u0131rakt\u0131.<\/p>\n

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A\u015fa\u011f\u0131daki f\u0131kran\u0131n kahraman\u0131 asl\u0131nda Afyon ili Dazk\u0131r\u0131 il\u00e7esinden bir Anadolu afacan\u0131 olmal\u0131 idi, konu da fil s\u00fcresi.<\/p>\n

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Bismillahirrahmanirrahim<\/p>\n

“Rahman ve rahim olan Allah’ \u0131n Ad\u0131yla”.<\/p>\n

Elem tera keyfe fe’ale rabbuke biash\u00e2bil f\u00eel<\/p>\n

“Rabbinin fil sahiblerine ne yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6rmedin mi?”.<\/p>\n

Elem yec’al keydehum f\u00ee tadl\u00eel<\/p>\n

“Onlar\u0131n tuzaklar\u0131n\u0131 bo\u015fa \u00e7\u0131karmad\u0131 m\u0131?”<\/p>\n

Ve ersele aleyhim tayran eb\u00e2b\u00eel.<\/p>\n

“Ve \u00fczerlerine, ebabil ku\u015flar\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6nderdi”<\/p>\n

Term\u00eehim bihic\u00e2ratin min sicc\u00eel.<\/p>\n

“Onlara \u00e7amurdan sertle\u015fmi\u015f ta\u015flar at\u0131yorlard\u0131”<\/p>\n

Fece’alehum ke’asfin me’k\u00fbl.<\/p>\n

“Ve onlar\u0131, yenilmi\u015f ekin gibi yapt\u0131.”<\/p>\n

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Ama bunu yazacak ne bende mangal gibi y\u00fcrek var ne sizde bunu absorbe edecek feraset…<\/p>\n

Gelin biz en iyisi yine olay\u0131 “Yahudilere” y\u00fckleyelim. Zaten d\u00fcnyada ki t\u00fcm musibetler onlardan kaynakl\u0131 (!) de\u011fil mi ?.<\/p>\n

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K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck Moiz, ilkokul \u00e7a\u011f\u0131na gelmi\u015f, okulda ilk g\u00fcn\u00fcn ak\u015fam\u0131 eve d\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015f.<\/p>\n

Annesi, “O\u011flum \u00f6\u011fretmenin bu g\u00fcn neler anlatt\u0131 size bakay\u0131m?” diye sormu\u015f.<\/p>\n

Moiz, “Anne, Musa diye bir adam varm\u0131\u015f, bir g\u00fcn Ramses diye biriyle kap\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015f, adamlar\u0131n\u0131 al\u0131p ka\u00e7maya ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f. Ka\u00e7m\u0131\u015flar, ka\u00e7m\u0131\u015flar bir nehrin kenar\u0131na gelmi\u015fler. Arkadan Ramses’in ordusu geliyormu\u015f.<\/p>\n

Musa hemen cep telefonundan MOSSAD, CIA, Ordu, vs.. herkesi aram\u0131\u015f. Hemen helikopterlerle askerler gelmi\u015f, nehrin \u00fczerine bir k\u00f6pr\u00fc yapm\u0131\u015flar. Musa ve adamlar\u0131 ge\u00e7mi\u015f.<\/p>\n

Ramses’in adamlar\u0131 k\u00f6pr\u00fcye girerken sava\u015f u\u00e7aklar\u0131 gelmi\u015f, k\u00f6pr\u00fcy\u00fc bombalam\u0131\u015f, hepsi suya d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcp bo\u011fulmu\u015f” diye anlat\u0131rken,\u00a0anne; “\u0130nanam\u0131yorum! \u00f6\u011fretmenin cidden b\u00f6yle mi anlatt\u0131?” demi\u015f…<\/p>\n

O\u011flan da; “Yavv anne, ben sana \u00f6\u011fretmenin anlatt\u0131\u011f\u0131 \u015fekliyle anlatsam hi\u00e7 inanmazs\u0131n..!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

KITIJ Cemil Biçer Kutsal kitaplar “vahy” edildikleri dönemler için muhakkak ki bir anlam ifade ediyorlardı, ancak aradan geçen binlerce yıl içerisinde gelişen uygarlık ve insanoğlunun doğa karşısında ki kazanımları kutsal metinleri kontrpiyede bıraktı. Aşağıdaki fıkranın kahramanı aslında Afyon ili Dazkırı ilçesinden bir Anadolu afacanı olmalı idi, konu da fil süresi. Bismillahirrahmanirrahim “Rahman ve rahim olan 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