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Ahmet Ba\u015f\u0131mo\u011flu<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

DEKOR: (KONU: B\u0130R AKIL HASTANES\u0130NDE GE\u00c7MEKTED\u0130R )
\nSahnenin d\u00f6rtte \u00fc\u00e7\u00fc bir ba\u015fhekim odas\u0131 \u015feklinde dizayn edilmi\u015ftir. D\u00f6rtte bir k\u0131sm\u0131 ise sekreter b\u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fc halinde haz\u0131rlanm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r.
\nBa\u015fhekimin odas\u0131nda duvarda saat ,diploma , sus , i\u015fareti yapan hem\u015fire resmi , ba\u015fhekim rol\u00fcnde oynayan ki\u015finin \u00e7er\u00e7eveli foto\u011fraf\u0131 as\u0131l\u0131d\u0131r. Bir ka\u00e7 saks\u0131 \u00e7i\u00e7ek , evrak dolab\u0131 , iki \u00fc\u00e7 koltuk ve \u00e7al\u0131\u015fma masas\u0131 vard\u0131r. Masan\u0131n \u00fczerinde Ba\u015fhekim Nurettin Yaz\u0131l\u0131 plaka , telefon , kalemler ve birka\u00e7 gazete vard\u0131r. Sekreter b\u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fcnde ise masa ve iki sandalye vard\u0131r.<\/span><\/p>\n

1 PERDE 1 B\u00d6L\u00dcM<\/p>\n

(Ye\u015fim – Fahrettin – Nurettin – )
\n(Perde a\u00e7\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131n da sekreter k\u0131sm\u0131 karanl\u0131k , Ba\u015fhekim sahnesinin \u0131\u015f\u0131klar\u0131 lo\u015f bi\u00e7imde yanmaktad\u0131r. Sahnede ba\u015fhekimin masas\u0131n\u0131n iki yan\u0131nda sekreter Ye\u015fim ile ayak i\u015flerine ko\u015fan , ayn\u0131 zaman\u2019da da \u00e7ayc\u0131l\u0131k yapan Fahrettin oturmaktad\u0131r. \u0130kisi de parmaklar\u0131n\u0131 u\u00e7 uca birle\u015ftirmi\u015flerdir. \u0130kisi\u2019nin de g\u00f6zleri kapal\u0131d\u0131r. Masan\u0131n \u00fczerinde fincanlar vard\u0131r.
\n(Fahrettin \u00fcrkek , Ye\u015fim ise kendinden emin tav\u0131rlar i\u00e7indedir. Sak\u0131z \u00e7i\u011fneyerek lakayt davran\u0131\u015flar i\u00e7indedir. )
\nYE\u015e\u0130M– Ey ruh!… Ey ruh!… Eyyyy ruh !… H\u0131mm\u2026 H\u0131mm\u2026.
\nFAHRETT\u0130N — \u015eey Ye\u015fim ?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M — Sus kes sesini Ruhlar lakayt davranan\u0131 sevmez . ( Sak\u0131z\u0131n\u0131 patlat\u0131r)
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014\u015eey belki hakl\u0131s\u0131n . \u015eimdi bizim yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z do\u011frumu ? Yani ruh \u00e7a\u011f\u0131rmak diyorum. Yerinde bir karar m\u0131 idi? (Ye\u015fim ve Fahrettin g\u00f6zlerini ayn\u0131 anda a\u00e7arlar , (Ye\u015fim amada yapt\u0131n der gibi bakar. )
\nHay\u0131r \u00f6le bakma \u00e7ekindi\u011fimden, korktu\u011fumdan filan de\u011fil de\u2026.(S\u00f6z\u00fc kesilir)
\nYE\u015e\u0130M — (Sak\u0131z\u0131 abart\u0131l\u0131 \u00e7i\u011fner) \u0130yi o zaman no problem. Beni tekrar can kula\u011f\u0131 ile dinle \u2026 Dinliyor musun? Hah ! Seans s\u0131ras\u0131nda lakayt\u00e7a davranma. Ben konsantre olmu\u015fken, beni rahats\u0131z edecek bir \u015fey yapma, sonra ruh gitmez, ikimizle de u\u011fra\u015f\u0131r ha!
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014V\u0131y!… Ruh \u00e7a\u011f\u0131rman\u0131n \u015fimdi s\u0131ras\u0131 m\u0131 idi?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Ba\u015flama gene, \u015fimdi tam s\u0131ras\u0131 tabi ki, haz\u0131r, Nurettin bey, kom\u015fu hastaneleri gezi zincirindeyken, bu i\u015fi halledelim. Hemen sen de\u011fimli idin ruh \u00e7a\u011f\u0131rma i\u015fini merak eden ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— Tamam. Ben olmas\u0131na bendim de , bu kadar \u00e7abuk \u00e7a\u011f\u0131rmaya kalk\u0131\u015faca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 tahmin etmezdim.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M\u2014Off!! Fazla uzatt\u0131n abi ya! \u0130stemiyorsan, korkuyorsan, vaz cayal\u0131m yani?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— (Sahte kahramanl\u0131k edas\u0131yla ) Kim korkuyor ? Hey! Hey! Sen baksana \u015fu g\u00f6zlerime !! Hi\u00e7, korkan birinin g\u00f6zleri var m\u0131? Hey! Hey! Korkuyormu\u015f h\u0131h ! Ben ki, ecdad\u0131 soylu , kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na \u00e7\u0131kan k\u00fcffar\u0131 h\u00f6t demesiyle korkutan, Osmanl\u0131\u2019n\u0131n kan\u0131n\u0131 ta\u015f\u0131yan , bile\u011fi demir, y\u00fcre\u011fi pak , cesur, kahraman , dinamik , asil\u2026.( Bir ses duyar, laf\u0131n\u0131 birden keser , korkudan pat! diye oturur.)
\nYE\u015e\u0130M\u2014Ha! Ha! Ha! \u00d6m\u00fcrs\u00fcn yani Hayal g\u00fcc\u00fcnde baya\u011f\u0131 geli\u015fmi\u015f ha ? Peki Fahrettin, ben niye korkmuyorum?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— Korkmazs\u0131n tabi nas\u0131l olsa , senin tuzun kuru\u2026.Direksiyon sende
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Nas\u0131l yani ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Yani daha \u00f6nceden bunu yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131n i\u00e7in tecr\u00fcbeli oldu\u011fundan, korkmuyor musun tabii\u2019 ki haliyle de al\u0131\u015ft\u0131n.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Ha!Ha! Ayol ! Ne daha \u00f6ncesi? Ne tecr\u00fcbesi? Bende senin gibi ilk defad\u0131r yap\u0131yorum.
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014\u0130lk defam\u0131 ? Yani sen \u015fimdi, ilk defam\u0131 milli oluyorsun?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Evet.
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— Peki, bu ruh \u00e7a\u011f\u0131rmay\u0131 nerden \u00f6\u011frendin?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M\u2014Televizyondan.
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— Televizyondan m\u0131?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Evet \u015fu \u015feyler var ya\u2026 Hani her f\u0131rsatta , ekranda g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fcp, gelece\u011finizi benden \u00f6\u011frenin i\u015f fal\u0131n\u0131z, a\u015fk fal\u0131n\u0131z, zartunuz , zurtunuz diyen, o garip k\u0131l\u0131kl\u0131 medyumlar var ya ! \u0130\u015fte onlardan \u00f6\u011frendim.
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Hani, sanki elektrik \u00e7arpm\u0131\u015f gibi sa\u00e7lar\u0131n diken , diken olan , k\u0131\u00e7\u0131ndan m\u0131, etraf\u0131ndan m\u0131 ne, duman \u00e7\u0131karsan medyumlardan m\u0131 \u00f6\u011frendin ?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Evet.
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Ulan! Onlar\u0131n kendilerine faydas\u0131 yok be!
\nYE\u015e\u0130M\u2014Oda nerden \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Nerden \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131 var m\u0131 Ye\u015fim ? E\u011fer gelecekten haber vermi\u015f olsalar gelece\u011fi ve bilinmeyenleri bilmi\u015f olsalard\u0131, \u0130lk \u00f6nce bu senenin k\u0131l\u0131k k\u0131yafet modas\u0131 nedir ? \u0130nsanlar nas\u0131l giyiniyor onlar\u0131 bilirlerdi anac\u0131m. Nedir ? o \u00fczerlerindeki ?Bit pazar\u0131ndan ne bulmu\u015flarsa alm\u0131\u015flar valla gece kar\u015f\u0131ma \u00e7\u0131ksalar \u00f6c\u00fc zannederim.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M\u2014Art\u0131k b\u0131rakal\u0131m bunlar\u0131 da, ruh \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131yor muyuz,? \u00c7a\u011f\u0131rm\u0131yor muyuz? Sen onu s\u00f6yle.
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Aman iyi hadi ba\u015flayal\u0131m. \u0130nceldi\u011fi yerden kopsun bari\u2026
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Bak, e\u011fer ger\u00e7ekten istemiyorsan vaz cayal\u0131m dedik demin de\u011fil mi?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Tamam. Tamam . Pilavdan d\u00f6nenin, \u015feyi k\u0131r\u0131ls\u0131n\u2026 Ka\u015f\u0131\u011f\u0131\u2026. Zaten insan\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131na bir \u015fey ya meraktan gelir\u2026.Ya da \u2026Ka\u015f\u0131ktan gelir.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Tamam o zaman ellerini tekrar birle\u015ftir. G\u00f6zlerini de kapa ( Ye\u015fim de g\u00f6zlerini kapar) Gizemli ses tonuyla ) Kapatt\u0131n m\u0131? Ey! Fahrettin !
\n( Fahrettin, evet anlam\u0131nda ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 sallar Ye\u015fim g\u00f6z\u00fc kapal\u0131 oldu\u011fu i\u00e7in g\u00f6remez sorusunu seyirciden gelen, olumlu tepkiye g\u00f6re tekrarlar.)
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Kapad\u0131n m\u0131? (Sesi normalle\u015fir) Kapad\u0131n m\u0131 diyorum sana ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N—Evet diyorum ya, deminden beri .
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Ne zaman dedin ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014\u0130ki saattir kafam\u0131 sall\u0131yorum ya, evet diye.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—(G\u00f6zlerini a\u00e7ar . K\u0131zg\u0131nd\u0131r ) Geri zekal\u0131 g\u00f6zlerim kapal\u0131yken nerden bileyim senin ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 sallad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 .
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014(O DA KIZMI\u015eTIR G\u00d6ZLER\u0130N\u0130 A\u00c7AR ) Peki, benim g\u00f6zlerim kapal\u0131 iken ben nerden bileyim senin g\u00f6zlerinin kapal\u0131 oldu\u011funu , geri zekal\u0131 ?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Ay! Ay!
\nFAHRETT\u0130N—Tamam \u015fimdi kapad\u0131m.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— G\u00f6r\u00fcyorum.
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014(G\u00f6zleri kapal\u0131) Eeee! G\u00f6r\u00fcyordun da ne \u00e7ene patlatt\u0131n, deminden beri?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M\u2014Aman!Aman! Sa\u00e7malad\u0131n yine ulan a\u011f\u0131z tad\u0131yla bir ruh \u00e7a\u011f\u0131ramad\u0131k gitti be!
\nFAHRETT\u0130N — Niye ? A\u011fz\u0131m\u0131z tuzluyken ruh gelmez mi ?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M\u2014(Bozuk sesle ikaz eder) Fahrettin!!! Fahrettin!!!
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Efendim?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Fahrettin!
\nFAHRETT\u0130N—Efendim?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Fahrettin!
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Efendim yahu?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Yahu sus !
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— Anac\u0131\u011f\u0131m sen manyak m\u0131s\u0131n? Hem sesleniyorsun , hem de sus diyorsun . Ne yapaca\u011f\u0131m\u0131 \u015fa\u015f\u0131rd\u0131m ? Konu\u015fay\u0131m m\u0131 susay\u0131m m\u0131?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—(\u00c7ok k\u0131zg\u0131n) Suusss!!!
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— (Hafif t\u0131rsm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r) \u0130yi can\u0131m sustuk. Zaten ben de kabahat, b\u00f6yle bir i\u015fe kalk\u0131\u015fmakla ba\u015ftan hata ettik. A\u011fz\u0131m\u0131 a\u00e7sam sus bir \u015fey desem sus ! ( Laf\u0131 kesilir)
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—(\u00c7\u0131ld\u0131rm\u0131\u015f gibi ) Fahrettin suuusss!!
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— (Gayet sakin ve do\u011fal ) A\u011fz\u0131m\u0131 a\u00e7mad\u0131m.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M\u2014Off !..Off !..Of !
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014(Sakin ve safl\u0131kla ) Ah can\u0131m ! Memleketini mi \u00f6zledin ?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— (Sinirleri bozuk ve \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n ) Ne memleketi ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— Sen Oflu musun ?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— (Kafas\u0131 kar\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r.) Ne Oflusu ? Ne\u2026.? Ne diyorsun sen be ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N—Memleketin Of\u2019umu \u00f6zledin de , deminden beri , of! Of! Diye ad\u0131n\u0131 say\u0131kl\u0131yorsun ?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Fahrettin Allah\u2019\u0131n\u0131 seversen kes!!! Sus! Ne olursun sus!
\nFAHRETT\u0130N—- \u0130yi can\u0131m sustuk Bir , iki, \u00fc\u00e7 , t\u0131p ! !
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Oh be ! Ba\u015fl\u0131yoruz. Ellerini birle\u015ftir.(Fahrettin\u2019in g\u00f6zleri kapal\u0131 oldu\u011fu i\u00e7in ellerini birle\u015ftiremez.)Oynamasana be ! Adam gibi birle\u015ftir \u015fu ellerini.
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— Ya g\u00f6remiyorum ki (Panik halindedir ) Eyvah ! Ye\u015fim ga \u2026. Galiba\u2026.? (A\u011flamakl\u0131 ) Galiba k\u00f6r oldum ?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M\u2014Aptalla\u015fma be ! Korkudan ne yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 \u015fa\u015f\u0131rd\u0131n.
\nFAHRETT\u0130N—(Ayn\u0131) \u015fa\u2026 \u015fa\u015f\u0131rd\u0131m\u2026. Valla g\u00f6rm\u00fcyorum ye\u015fim !
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Salak g\u00f6zlerin kapal\u0131da o y\u00fczden g\u00f6remiyorsun .
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— (G\u00f6zlerini a\u00e7ar) Oh be ! g\u00f6r\u00fcyorum Ye\u015fim !! Allah raz\u0131 olsun . Sayen de g\u00f6r\u00fcyorum.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— (Kalkar ) Ben gidiyorum arkada\u015f senle hi\u00e7 bir i\u015f yap\u0131lmaz.
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— Nereye gidiyorsun ?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Nereye olacak ? i\u015fimin ba\u015f\u0131na .
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— Hani ruh \u00e7a\u011f\u0131racakt\u0131k ? Susarsan c\u0131v\u0131tmazsan ba\u015flar\u0131z tamam\u0131 ? \u0130yi \u00f6yleyse ilk\u00f6nce ellerini birle\u015ftir. H\u0131h ! \u015fimdi de g\u00f6zlerini kapa
\nFAHRETT\u0130N \u2013 Ama yine g\u00f6remezsem ?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Yine mi ? AY! AY!
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— Tamam. Tamam. sustum g\u00f6zlerimi de kapatt\u0131m . Ben s\u00f6zden anlar\u0131m . G\u00f6zlerimi kapar\u0131m vazifemi yapar\u0131m.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— (G\u00f6zlerini kapat\u0131r) Ey ruh ! Ey ruh ! (Gizemli sesle ) Fahrettin !…. Fahrettin\u2026.!
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— \u2026\u2026\u2026.
\nYe\u015fim—- Fahrettin\u2026.!
\nFahrettin— \u2026\u2026\u2026.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—- Fahrettin ! Konu\u015fsana be ! ( G\u00f6zleri kapal\u0131 )
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— (G\u00f6zleri kapal\u0131 ) Sen de ne dedi\u011fini bilmiyorsun ha ! Karar ver, susay\u0131m m\u0131 konu\u015fay\u0131m m\u0131 ?
\nYe\u015fim—- Bak anam sadece soru sordu\u011fum zaman konu\u015f. Baka da konu\u015fma tamam m\u0131
\nFAHRETT\u0130N — Okey !
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—- S\u00f6yle \u015fimdi , kimin ruhunu \u00e7a\u011f\u0131raca\u011f\u0131z?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N—- Ben diyorum ki dedemin ruhunu \u00e7a\u011f\u0131ral\u0131m .
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—- Ni\u00e7in dedenin ruhu ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— Hep merak etmi\u015fimdir \u00f6ld\u00fckten sonra miras\u0131n \u00e7o\u011funu, amcama m\u0131 b\u0131rakt\u0131 ? yoksa babam m\u0131? Onu soracakt\u0131m .
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Ulan! Neyse\u2026. Ad\u0131 ne ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— Kimin ? Amcam\u0131n m\u0131 ?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Hay\u0131r salak\u00e7\u0131\u011f\u0131m , dedenin ad\u0131 ne ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N —- Nurettin .
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Nurettin mi?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— Evet .
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Aaa ! Bizim ba\u015fhekiminkiyle ayn\u0131!
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— Ne Neyi ? ayn\u0131 ?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— \u0130smi (Gizemli sesle, ikisinin de g\u00f6zleri kapal\u0131 ) Fahrettin
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014( O da gizemli )Efendim ?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M\u2014Benim s\u00f6ylediklerimi tekrar et .
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— Peki.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Ey ruh !
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— Ey ruh !
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Ey Nurettin bey !
\nFAHRETT\u0130N—Ey dede !
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—\u0130smiyle \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r. \u0130smiyle.
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— (korkak ve panik ) \u0130smiyle \u00e7a\u011f\u0131ramam !
\nYE\u015e\u0130M– (Gizemli ) Aaaa! O niye ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— (Sesi normal ) Hayattayken , kendisine ismiyle hitap edince elime me\u015feden yap\u0131lm\u0131\u015f bastonuyla bir vurdu (Dedesine \u00f6yk\u00fcnerek) Bana dede de lan bana dede de d\u00fcrz\u00fc diye bir g\u00fcrledi \u00f6d\u00fcm bokuma mikserlenirdi.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Burada ismiyle \u00e7a\u011f\u0131rmak zorundas\u0131n .
\nFAHRETT\u0130N—Yapamam!
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Dene.
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Ey ruh ! Ey n\u0131 ! nur ! nur! (Korkudan ilkokul 1 inci s\u0131n\u0131f \u00f6\u011frencisi gibi heceler ) Nur ! \u2026 De\u2026.! Dede ! \u2026 Ba!….Ba!…. Topu tut!… Tut!… Ali tut !… Bak !… bu At Ali at! \u2026.Aman beceremiyorum i\u015fte !
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— (Normal sesle tersler ) \u0130yi ,iyi kes .Ba\u015ftan ba\u015fl\u0131yoruz.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Ben konu\u015faca\u011f\u0131m sadece .Ey ruh ! Ey ruh !
\nFAHRETT\u0130N—- \u2026\u2026. (Sahnenin bu k\u0131sm\u0131n\u0131n \u0131\u015f\u0131\u011f\u0131 s\u00f6ner . Sekreter b\u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fcn\u00fcn \u0131\u015f\u0131\u011f\u0131 yanar . Ba\u015fhekim Nurettin gelmi\u015ftir. Aran\u0131r , pardes\u00fcs\u00fcn\u00fc \u00e7\u0131karmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r . Tela\u015fl\u0131 ve k\u0131zg\u0131nd\u0131r \u00e7ok s\u0131k\u0131lm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r da.)
\nNURETT\u0130N—- Allah !Allah ! Nereye bunlar be ? Fahrettin de , Ye\u015fimin de , yoklar yerinde Alah \u00c7i\u015fim ! Uf ! \u00c7i\u015fim !… Yine geldi . B\u00f6brekleri fena \u00fc\u015f\u00fctt\u00fck galiba ? Ke\u015fke \u015fu hastaneleri gezmeye gitmeseymi\u015fim . ( Pard\u00fcs\u00fcy\u00fc \u00e7\u0131karmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r \u00e7\u0131karamaz ) Kahretsin ! Buda s\u0131k\u0131nt\u0131 ama ha ! A\u00e7\u0131l ulan A\u00e7\u0131l ! Alt\u0131ma yapaca\u011f\u0131m \u015fimdi . A\u00e7\u0131l ulan !
\n(Sahnenin bu k\u0131sm\u0131n\u0131n \u0131\u015f\u0131\u011f\u0131 s\u00f6ner . Di\u011fer sahnenin sahne\u2019nin \u0131\u015f\u0131\u011f\u0131 yanar .)
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Ey ruh !Ey Nurettin bey ! ( SES\u0130N\u0130 Y\u00dcKSELT\u0130R ) Ey Nurettin bey (Nurettin sahnenin karanl\u0131k k\u0131sm\u0131nda dola\u015f\u0131rken, ayak seslerini, Fahrettin ve Ye\u015fim duyarlar.)
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— (Sevin\u00e7li ama korkak ) Ye\u2026 Ye\u015fim\u2026. Ba\u2026 Ba\u015fard\u0131n , dedim geliyor.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—- Ey Nurettin bey !
\nNURETT\u0130N— (D\u0131\u015far\u0131dan ) Ne var ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— Aman geldi.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Nurettin bey geldiniz mi ?
\nNURETT\u0130N—- (D\u0131\u015far\u0131dan k\u0131zg\u0131n ) Geldim sonun da \u00e7ok \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— (K\u0131s\u0131k sesle ) Hakl\u0131s\u0131n Fahrettin deden \u00e7ok sinirliymi\u015f.
\n(Sesini y\u00fckseltir )Nurettin bey ! Nurettin bey geldiyseniz \u00fc\u00e7 defa vurun !
\nNURETT\u0130N— (D\u0131\u015far\u0131dan )Ulan geldim dedim ya ! vurmaya ne gerek var ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— (K\u0131s\u0131k sesle ) Dedem hakl\u0131 Ye\u015fim.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Sen sus! Vurun Nurettin bey ! vurun 1 Adet b\u00f6yle !
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— Vur dedeci\u011fim vur ! Adet b\u00f6yleymi\u015f!
\nNURETT\u0130N— (D\u0131\u015far\u0131dan) Ne dedesi ? Ne adeti ?Ah ! ulan ah ! \u015eu pard\u00fcs\u00fcy\u00fc bir \u00e7\u0131kart\u0131rsam o zaman size soraca\u011f\u0131m .\u0130stemedi\u011finiz kadar da size vururum .
\nFAHRETT\u0130N—Ye\u2026 Ye\u015fim ! E Ben sana, mezardan birinin kald\u0131rman\u0131n do\u011fru olmayaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6ylemi\u015ftim de\u011fil mi ? (Biraz es verir sonrada Ye\u015fime , saf, saf ) Yahu Ye\u015fim dedem oraya , sadece kefeniyle gitmi\u015fti. Pard\u00fcs\u00fcy\u00fc nerden buldu , anlamad\u0131m gitti Allah , Allah ! (Sesini y\u00fckseltir ) pard\u00fcs\u00fcy\u00fc nereden ald\u0131n ? (Cevap gelmez ) (Ye\u015fime ) Hayatta iken de sa\u011f\u0131rd\u0131 bu can\u0131m . Demek insanlar\u0131n sa\u011f\u0131rl\u0131\u011f\u0131 \u00f6ld\u00fckten sonra da devam ediyor . Anlad\u0131m (Nurettin\u2019e ) Pard\u00fcs\u00fcy\u00fc nereden ald\u0131n ? (Ye\u015fime ) Allah ! Allah! Yine duymad\u0131.
\n(Bu s\u0131rada Nurettin i\u00e7eri h\u0131\u015f\u0131mla girer . Sahnenin \u0131\u015f\u0131\u011f\u0131 oyunun ba\u015f\u0131ndan beridir lo\u015f oldu\u011fundan , Nurettin Ye\u015fim , ve Fahrettin\u2019in g\u00f6zlerinin kapal\u0131 oldu\u011funu g\u00f6remez. Olup bitenleri kavrayamam\u0131\u015ft\u0131r.)
\nNURETT\u0130N— Neler \u00e7eviriyorsunuz burada ? (Odan\u0131n \u0131\u015f\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7ar Sahnenin \u0131\u015f\u0131\u011f\u0131 fullenir) Ne oluyor dedim .
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— (g\u00f6zleri kapal\u0131) Dede ya bir geldin Etraf\u0131m\u0131z nur gark oldu .Heh ! Heh ! M\u00fcbarek adamd\u0131 zaten dedem. Can\u0131m Heh ! Heh !
\nNURETT\u0130N— Kes z\u0131rvalamay\u0131 !…. Ne dedesi ulan ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— (Ye\u015fim k\u0131s\u0131k sesle ) Ya Ye\u015fim \u00f6l\u00fcnce haf\u0131zas\u0131 da zay\u0131flam\u0131\u015f can\u0131m. \u015ei\u015ftt! Ye\u015fim Sanki bu sesi bir yerden tan\u0131yor gibiyim ha !
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— (G\u00f6zleri kapal\u0131) Tabi ki tan\u0131yacaks\u0131n. insan dedesinin sesini tan\u0131maz m\u0131 be ? \u0130\u015fin tuhaf\u0131, ben de sanki tan\u0131yorum.
\nNURETT\u0130N— Kesin ! ulan kesin ! A\u00e7\u0131n \u015fu g\u00f6zlerinizi be !
\n(G\u00f6zlerini a\u00e7arlar. \u015ea\u015f\u0131r\u0131rlar )
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Aaaa! Ba\u015fhekim Nurettin bey!
\n(Fahrettin\u2019de Ye\u015fimi taklit eder.)
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— Aaaa! Ba\u015fhekim Nurettin bey !
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Yaaa! Ba\u015fhekim Nurettin bey ! Siz kimi bekliyordunuz?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Biz sanm\u0131\u015ft\u0131k ki !
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Ne sanm\u0131\u015ft\u0131n\u0131z?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Biz sanm\u0131\u015ft\u0131k ki!
\nNURETT\u0130N—Ne sanm\u0131\u015ft\u0131n\u0131z be?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Nurettin bey sanm\u0131\u015ft\u0131k .
\nNURETT\u0130N— Allah\u2019\u0131m ya rabbim \u00e7\u0131ld\u0131raca\u011f\u0131m ! Ulan Nurettin benim ya ?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Hay\u0131r ! Yani , siz Nurettin de\u011fil Yani bahsetti\u011fimiz Nurettin , siz Nurettin de\u011fil !… Yani, Nurettinler kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131!
\nFAHRETT\u0130N—Dedem. Dedem Nurettin\u2019i \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131yorduk.
\nNURETT\u0130N— \u0130htiyar adam\u0131 niye \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131yordunuz lan ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N—Dedem ihtiyar de\u011fil.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014(Alayl\u0131) Gen\u00e7 mi?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N—\u0130htiyar yani ihtiyard\u0131r.. Yani \u00f6ld\u00fc .
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Yani \u00f6lm\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015f\u2026 Ulan \u00f6l\u00fc Nas\u0131l \u00e7a\u011fr\u0131l\u0131r ?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Yani \u015fu . K\u0131sacas\u0131 , biz ikimiz ruh \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131yorduk Nurettin bey .
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014 (Yumu\u015fak ses tonuyla ) Benim gerzek zekal\u0131 sevgili elemanlar\u0131m.
\n(Ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131r) Lan ! bu arada ruh \u00e7a\u011fr\u0131l\u0131r m\u0131 ?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— (Lakayt) Hi! Hi! Hi! \u0130lahi Nurettin bey ruh doktorunun odas\u0131nda \u00e7a\u011f\u0131rmayaca\u011f\u0131z da ,manavda m\u0131 \u00e7a\u011f\u0131raca\u011f\u0131z ruhu ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014He! He ! Ey ruh ! geldinse iki kilo h\u0131yar tart \u2018ta git! He ! He !
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014 (Fahrettin\u2019in \u00fczerine y\u00fcr\u00fcr ) Ben, \u015fimdi sana dalga ge\u00e7meyi g\u00f6steriri.H\u0131yarm\u0131\u015f ?… Senden ala H\u0131yar m\u0131 olur ? Ulan h\u0131yar!
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— Teess\u00fcf ederim. Daha nazik olabilirdiniz..
\nNURETT\u0130N— Ya \u00f6le mi ? Size kar\u015f\u0131 dah nas\u0131l nazik olabilirim ? Rica etsem, bana g\u00f6sterir misiniz ? Hazreti Fahrettin !
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— \u015e\u00f6le ! Eh\u00f6m! Eh\u00f6m !… (Nurettin\u2019i taklit eder ) \u015e\u00f6yle ulan ! senden ala badem mi olur ? Ulan badem ! Seni gidi badem senin gibi mesela! Yani!
\nNURETT\u0130N— Ulan ! yine g\u0131rg\u0131r ha ? (\u00dczerine y\u00fcr\u00fcr) B\u00fct\u00fcn belalar da beni bulur . Zaten moralim bozuk .
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— (H\u0131zl\u0131) Ne oldu ? Niye moraliniz bozuk ? Yoksa i\u015fler, umdu\u011funuz gibi mi gitmedi de \u2026
\nNURETT\u0130N— Ee!…Ben!…
\nYe\u015fim— Ni\u00e7in, d\u0131\u015f hastaneleri gezi zincirinden , erken d\u00f6nd\u00fcn\u00fcz?…
\nOrada, hastanenizle ilgili , duymak istemedi\u011finiz Bir \u015fey mi duydunuz da , b\u00f6yle apar topar geldiniz ? Yoksa ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131za k\u00f6t\u00fc bir \u015fey mi geldi ?…
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Evet Ba\u015f\u0131ma k\u00f6t\u00fc \u015feyler geldi\u2026Tecav\u00fcz ettiler\u2026 T\u00f6vbe ! t\u00f6vbe! Beni de k\u00f6t\u00fc k\u00f6t\u00fc konu\u015fturuyorsun be kad\u0131n .\u0130ki saattir v\u0131r, v\u0131r makineli gibi. Sen sekreter de\u011fil gazeteci olmal\u0131ym\u0131\u015fs\u0131n ha ! Kaynana m\u0131 bile sollad\u0131n. Uf ! Dur, biraz soluk alal\u0131m yahu\u2026.
\n(Koltu\u011funa oturur. Masas\u0131n\u0131n \u00fczerinde ki fincanlar\u0131 i\u015faret eder.) Kahvemi yapacaks\u0131n\u0131z?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— He! He! Size de\u011fil.
\nNURETT\u0130N—- Biliyoruz\u2026.Da \u2026Kime ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N—Ruha .Geldi\u011fi zaman ona ikram etmek i\u00e7in\u2026.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Sa\u00e7malama! (Nurettin\u2019e ) Fincan lar,ruh \u00e7a\u011f\u0131rma i\u015flerinin bir par\u00e7as\u0131\u2026.
\nNURETT\u0130N—Yahu b\u0131rak\u0131n \u015fu sa\u00e7ma sapan \u015feyleri. Ruh muh gelmesi diye bir \u015fey yok.
\nFAHRETT\u0130N—A ! Ama olur mu ya ?Bu i\u015fi b\u00fct\u00fcn d\u00fcnya yap\u0131yormu\u015f!…. (Ye\u015fimi i\u015faret eder) \u00d6yle s\u00f6yledi \u2026 Yani.
\nNURETT\u0130N— Ulan ! o\u011flum, gelen ruh filan de\u011fil.
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— (\u0130kisi de ayn\u0131 anda ) Ya ne ?
\nNURETT\u0130N— Cin! \u00d6yle aptal, aptal bakmay\u0131n. Gelen cin tabi\u2026 Neyse kapatal\u0131m art\u0131k bu konuyu. ( S\u0131k\u0131\u015fmas\u0131 ba\u015flar.) Allah ! Geldi ! Geldi! Yine !…
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Ne geldi ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— (Korkak) Anne! Ruh geldi!
\nNURETT\u0130N— Hay\u0131r salak ! \u00e7i\u015fim geldi.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Anlamad\u0131m?
\nNURETT\u0130N—Bunda anlamayacak bir \u015fey yok ye\u015fim. \u0130nsano\u011flu bu \u00d6nce yer i\u00e7er sonra da s\u0131\u00e7\u2026 (D\u00fczeltir) S\u0131k\u0131\u015f\u0131r. Niye \u00f6yle tuhaf, tuhaf bak\u0131yorsunuz? Yani k\u0131sacas\u0131 s\u0131k\u0131\u015famaz m\u0131y\u0131m lan ? Gezideyken b\u00f6brekleri \u00fc\u015f\u00fctm\u00fc\u015f\u00fcz i\u015fte Ah ! Geldi ! Uf ! neyse ne var ne yok ? Arayan sonra var m\u0131 ?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Var ama , o kadar \u00f6nemli de\u011fil K\u0131z\u0131n\u0131z arad\u0131 Ne zaman d\u00f6necekmi\u015f diye sordu ?
\nNURETT\u0130N— Niye \u00f6nemsiz olsun bu ? K\u0131z\u0131m hayat\u0131nda en de\u011fer verdi\u011fim varl\u0131klardand\u0131r. Can\u0131m k\u0131z\u0131m benim. Burnumda t\u00fctt\u00fc valla .
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Ee! Sonrada kar\u0131n\u0131z arad\u0131
\nNURETT\u0130N— Bak buda \u00f6nemli.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Sonrada kaynanan\u0131z arad\u0131 .
\nNURETT\u0130N— (Bir \u015fey diyecekmi\u015f gibi yapar, durur sonra birden ) Siktir et !
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Kaynanan\u0131z arad\u0131.
\nNURETT\u0130N— Anlad\u0131k anar\u015fist kar\u0131. Sana, siktir et dedik ya ! Bana \u00f6nemlileri s\u00f6yle .
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Sonra filiz ad\u0131nda biri arad\u0131, sonra yine arayacakm\u0131\u015f. Ha ! \u015fimdi akl\u0131ma geldi birde Bak\u0131rk\u00f6y ak\u0131l hastanesinden , Ba\u015fhekim y\u0131ld\u0131r\u0131m bey arad\u0131 .Kendilerine tefti\u015fe m\u00fcfetti\u015f gelmi\u015f m\u00fcfetti\u015fin elinde tefti\u015fe gidece\u011fi hastanelerin listesi varm\u0131\u015f. Kendi hastanelerinden \u00fc\u00e7- d\u00f6rt s\u0131ra sonra bizim de ad\u0131m\u0131z yaz\u0131yormu\u015f.O y\u00fczden Y\u0131ld\u0131r\u0131m bey aman haz\u0131r olun. Size de gelecek bu herif Dedi
\n(Nurettin panik yap\u0131p sa\u011fa sola ama\u00e7s\u0131z ko\u015far )
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Eyvah! Mahv olduk !
\nFAHRETT\u0130N—Gene mi \u00e7i\u015f? He! He !
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014 (Panik halde sa\u011fa sola ko\u015fturup emirler ya\u011fd\u0131r\u0131r.) Sallanmay\u0131n durmay\u0131n , oray\u0131 toplay\u0131n , buray\u0131 toplay\u0131n .( Fahrettin\u2019e ) S\u0131r\u0131tma lan. Ko\u015f hemen a\u015fa\u011f\u0131 in hastanede ne kadar temizlenecek tabak, \u00e7anak, lavabo, kap\u0131 , duvar ne varsa , hepsini hademelere temizlet ellerini \u00e7abuk tutsunlar. (Fahrettin ve Ye\u015fime sinirlenir) Tefti\u015fe gelinece\u011fini bildikleri halde k\u0131\u00e7lar\u0131n\u0131n keyfini s\u00fcr\u00fcyorlar. Etraf\u0131 pislik g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcyor be.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Nurettin bey, hastalarla ilgilenmesi i\u00e7in, birka\u00e7 doktoru g\u00f6revlendireyim mi?
\nNURETT\u0130N— E her halde yani ! sorulur mu ?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Yaln\u0131z bir sorun var .
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Ne sorunu ?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Televizyonlar\u0131 kapatmak laz\u0131m .
\nNurettin\u2014O niye ?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Televizyon da ma\u00e7 var .\u015eimdi ma\u00e7 varken hi\u00e7biri servise \u00e7\u0131kmaz ki ?
\nNURETT\u0130N—-Ulan biz can derdindeyiz, el alem ma\u00e7 derdinde. G\u00f6nder g\u00f6revlerinin ba\u015f\u0131na . Fahrettin! Sen s\u00f6yle \u015fu heriflere. Ha ! Birde , bir yatakta yatan \u00fc\u00e7 ki\u015fi say\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 bire indir.
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— Nas\u0131l indirelim abi?
\nNURETT\u0130N— \u015earts\u0131z kurul uygula iyile\u015fti diye en \u00e7ok ak\u0131ll\u0131ya yak\u0131n olan\u0131n ikisini evlerine yolla E\u011fer bu durum da yakalan\u0131r isek \u00f6zetle Babalarday\u0131z..
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Af ederseniz. Size bir \u015fey sora bilir miyim ?
\nNURETT\u0130N—H\u0131m ! Sor bakal\u0131m .\u00c7abuk olsun.
\nFAHRETT\u0130N Ama k\u0131zmayacaks\u0131n\u0131z ?
\nNURETT\u0130N— Niye k\u0131zay\u0131m yavrum ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N—Vurmayacaks\u0131n\u0131z da ?
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Sen manyak m\u0131s\u0131n o\u011flum ? Niye vuray\u0131m durup dururken ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N—Bak soruyorum .
\nNURETT\u0130N— Sor.
\nFAHRETT\u0130N—Soruyorum.
\nNURETT\u0130N—Sor lan !
\nFAHRETT\u0130N—\u0130yi o zaman soruyorum\u2026(Es verir) Siz Siz ( Laf\u0131 patlat\u0131r.) Siz hep k\u0131\u00e7\u0131n\u0131z s\u0131k\u0131\u015f\u0131nca m\u0131 bu i\u015fleri yapt\u0131r\u0131rs\u0131n\u0131z ?( Nurettin k\u0131zar \u00fczerine y\u00fcr\u00fcr, vurmaya , kalkar)
\nNURETT\u0130N—-Ne diyorsun lan sen ? \u00c7\u0131yan ! K\u0131\u00e7\u0131n\u0131z s\u0131k\u0131\u015f\u0131ncaym\u0131\u015f\u2026Gel lan buraya !
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— (Ka\u00e7arak) Hani k\u0131zmayacakt\u0131n\u0131z ?
\nNURETT\u0130N—\u00d6yle \u015feyler pat diye s\u00f6ylenir mi lan ? Salak !yerin kula\u011f\u0131 vard\u0131r derler .Dost var d\u00fc\u015fman var yani \u2026 (Kendini \u00fcste \u00e7\u0131karmak ister )Biz burada amme hizmeti yap\u0131yoruz be , sen ne diyorsun ? Hem sen nerede g\u00f6rd\u00fcn ha ? Nerede g\u00f6rd\u00fcn ? \u00d6zellikle , T\u00fcrkiye nin neresin de g\u00f6rd\u00fcn ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N—Neyi abi ?
\nNURETT\u0130N—Bir yere tefti\u015fe gidilecekte her yer p\u0131r\u0131l p\u0131r\u0131l bulunacak ? Her\u015fey tefti\u015fe yak\u0131n zaman da\u2026 Yani tabiri caizse, yumurta kap\u0131ya dayand\u0131\u011f\u0131 zaman da kibarca halledilir. T\u00fcrkiye\u2019nin ganun\u2019u bu. Ganun\u2019u.
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Ne kanunu ?
\nNURETT\u0130N—Bestekar Dede efendi kanunu\u2026Ganun lan ! Ganun . Anlamam i\u00e7in K ile G nin yerlerini de\u011fi\u015ftiriyorum, yinede anlam\u0131yorsun ( \u00c7i\u015fi ) Ah ! Geldi ! Uf ! Hem size bir \u015fey daha s\u00f6yleyeyim, bizden daha berbat hastaneler de var .
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Aaa! Siz nerden biliyorsunuz ?
\nNURETT\u0130N— Bu en son hastane gezileri zincirindeyken , bir hastaneye u\u011frad\u0131m\u2026
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Eeeee?
\nNURETT\u0130N— Orada i\u015fler alt \u00fcst olmu\u015f , d\u00fczen bozulmu\u015f, \u00e7ok rezil haldeler. Uff!
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Biraz daha a\u00e7\u0131klarsan\u0131z ?
\nNURETT\u0130N— \u0130\u015fte o u\u011frad\u0131m hastaneye, bundan on, onbe\u015f sene evvel de gitmi\u015ftim. Oran\u0131n bir m\u00fcd\u00fcr yard\u0131mc\u0131s\u0131 vard\u0131 . \u0130\u015fleri m\u00fcd\u00fcr de\u011fil , hep o hallediyordu. Halletme ki ne halletme ? Anlayaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131z, onun zaman\u0131nda hastanenin i\u015fleri bom boktu\u2026.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— (Merakl\u0131) Eeee ! sonra ?
\nNURETT\u0130N—Dur can\u0131m anlam\u0131yoruz i\u015fte Ha ! ne diyordum ? Ha ! \u0130\u015fte o m\u00fcd\u00fcr yard\u0131mc\u0131s\u0131, hastanenin m\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fc \u00f6l\u00fcnce , m\u00fcd\u00fcr oldu .
\nNURETT\u0130N— K\u0131z\u0131n\u0131 da m\u00fcd\u00fcr yard\u0131mc\u0131s\u0131 yapm\u0131\u015f, bu sefer b\u00fct\u00fcn i\u015fleri k\u0131z\u0131 yap\u0131yor , babas\u0131 tastikliyor . K\u0131z\u0131 yap\u0131yor , babas\u0131 tastikliyor .
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—- Oh aman ! Neyse en az\u0131ndan hastaneyi k\u0131z\u0131 d\u00fczeltir.
\nNURETT\u0130N—Nerede ?K\u0131z\u0131 babas\u0131ndan beter .
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Desenize al birini vur \u00f6tekine Peki, k\u0131z\u0131 hastane halk\u0131na neler diyordu ?
\nNURETT\u0130N—K\u0131z\u0131 zavall\u0131 hastane halk\u0131na \u015f\u00f6yle diyordu (Tansu \u00c7illeri taklit eder ) Ben sizin anan\u0131z\u0131m . Ben sizin babac\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131z\u0131m Hastanemizi de her \u015fey g\u00fcll\u00fck g\u00fcl\u00fcstanl\u0131k yak\u0131nda hastanemiz de ak\u0131ll\u0131 say\u0131s\u0131 y\u00fczde y\u00fczleri bulacak .Bir de bir yerden paket alm\u0131\u015f, halkta bu paketi g\u00f6r\u00fcnce iyile\u015fece\u011fine daha da delirdi.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M\u2014Peki m\u00fcd\u00fcr babas\u0131 ne diyor k\u0131z\u0131n\u0131n bu yapt\u0131klar\u0131na ?
\nNURETT\u0130N O da aynen \u015f\u00f6yle diyor (Demirel taklidini yapar ) K\u0131z\u0131m\u0131 fevkalade hakl\u0131d\u0131r M\u00fckemmel do\u011frudur Binannaleyh , her \u015feyi tam yapm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Allah ! Allah ! Peki , halk bu durum kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda ne yap\u0131yorlard\u0131 ?
\nNURET\u0130N—Hastane halk\u0131n\u0131n baz\u0131s\u0131 , bu durum kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda \u015f\u00f6le yap\u0131yorlard\u0131.. (Uyuma taklidi yapar ) Hooorrr! Hooorrrr!
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Peki di\u011ferleri , ne yap\u0131yorlard\u0131? Onlar nas\u0131ld\u0131 ?
\nNURETT\u0130N—Onlar da \u015f\u00f6yleydi (Koyun sesi \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131r ) Meeee! Meeee!
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— (G\u00fclerek ) Hep b\u00f6yleler mi ? Hi\u00e7 geli\u015fme yok mu ?
\nNURETT\u0130N Var can\u0131m .
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—-Nas\u0131l bir geli\u015fme ?
\nNURETT\u0130N— Eskiden halk \u00e7ocuklar\u0131n\u0131 yat\u0131rmadan evvel, \u00e7ocuklar\u0131na masal anlat\u0131rd\u0131 \u2026.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Ya \u015fimdi ?
\nNurettin—- \u015eimdi ise m\u00fcd\u00fcr ve k\u0131z\u0131n\u0131n s\u00f6zlerini dinletiyorlar.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Ha! Ha! \u00d6m\u00fcrs\u00fcz Nurettin bey .
\nNURETT\u0130N—\u00d6mr\u00fcm tabi G\u00f6rd\u00fcn m\u00fc Fahrettin efendi , ba\u015fkalar\u0131 bizden de betermi\u015f. Ah ! Geldi ! Uf ! Alt\u0131ma edece\u011fim .
\nFAHRETT\u0130N—He ! He ! Ye\u015fim yine Nurettin beyin \u00e7i\u015f n\u00f6beti geldi. Dakik \u00e7i\u015f He! He !
\nNURETT\u0130N— (Fahrettin\u2019i kovalar ) Ulan ! Ben \u015fimdi sana g\u00f6steririm ( Fahrettin sahne d\u0131\u015f\u0131na ka\u00e7ar . Nurettin arkas\u0131ndan ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131r. ) D\u00fcrz\u00fc ! ! \u0130\u015fi g\u00fcc\u00fc dalga hergelenin Hele dediklerimi bir eksik yap ! ! O zaman sorar\u0131m i\u015fte (\u00c7i\u015fi) Of ! Buda bast\u0131rd\u0131k\u00e7a bast\u0131r\u0131yor. Allah ! \u2026 (Ye\u015fim de g\u00fclerek \u00e7\u0131kar ) Ben de tuvalete mar\u015f, mar\u015f ! (Ko\u015farak \u00e7\u0131kar )
\n(I\u015eIK S\u00d6NER )
\n(I\u015f\u0131k sekreter b\u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fcnde yanar . Ye\u015fim masas\u0131nda oturmaktad\u0131r. Tam wolkman dinleyece\u011fi s\u0131rada telefon \u00e7alar. Telefonu a\u00e7ar.)
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Alo! Ak\u0131l ba\u015ftad\u0131r ak\u0131l hastanesi buyurun. Haaa ! siz misiniz ?H\u0131 ! H\u0131 ! Tabii. Tabii. Hat\u0131rlad\u0131m .Efendim ? H\u0131 ! H\u0131! Siz hi\u00e7 merak etmeyin Baban\u0131zla gereken \u015fekilde ilgileniriz. Tabii. Tabii efendim. Ba\u015f \u00fcst\u00fcne . Nurettin bey mi ? Eee \u015fey ! kendileri \u015fu anda me\u015fgul efendim . \u0130\u00e7 i\u015fleriyle bir sorunu var da . Tabii s\u00f6ylerim. G\u00fcle! G\u00fcle!
\n(Ye\u015fim telefonu kapat\u0131nca i\u00e7eri ihtiyar, yar\u0131 ak\u0131l hastas\u0131 emekli Edebiyat m\u00fcfetti\u015fi girer . \u015euursuzca etraf\u0131na bak\u0131n\u0131r. Ellinde \u00e7antas\u0131 vard\u0131r. G\u00f6zleri bozuktur. G\u00f6zl\u00fck takm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r.)
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Buyurun beyefendi ! Beyefendi buyurun .
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e—Ah ! Selam k\u0131z\u0131m, g\u00f6zlerim bozukta sizi fark edemedim. Doktor bey buradalar m\u0131, k\u0131z\u0131m ? Fe ila t\u00fcn Fe i l\u00fcn !
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Anlamad\u0131m?
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e—Doktor beyle g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015fecektim. Fe ilat\u00fcn Feil\u00fcn !
\nYE\u015e\u0130M– (\u015ea\u015f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f) \u0130\u00e7eride .Biraz i\u015fi vard\u0131. Zannederim bitmemi\u015ftir. (Telefonu kald\u0131r\u0131r ) Kim geldi diyeyim ?
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e\u2014O beni tan\u0131maz .Feilat\u00fcn fail\u00fcn !Yinede m\u00fcfetti\u015f Hasan deyin. Mefail\u00fcn mefail\u00fcn!
\n(M\u00fcfetti\u015f oturup, \u00e7antas\u0131n\u0131 kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131r. g\u00f6zl\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc aramaya ba\u015flar. Ye\u015fim gelenin m\u00fcfetti\u015f oldu\u011funu duyunca , panik yap\u0131p h\u0131zla aya\u011f\u0131 kalkar. )
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Ne ? Ne ? M\u00fcfetti\u015f mi ?
\n(Ye\u015fim,H\u0131zla sahneden \u00e7\u0131kar . M\u00fcfetti\u015f \u00e7antas\u0131 kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in Ye\u015fimi halen sahne de zannetmektedir.)
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e— ( G\u00f6zl\u00fc\u011f\u00fc bulamad\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan huzursuzdur.) Evet k\u0131z\u0131m , \u00f6yle s\u00f6ylersin .Mefail\u00fc .\u00dczerinize afiyet biraz rahats\u0131z\u0131m da ! Hay ;! Ne diyordum k\u0131z\u0131m ?\u0130\u015fte biraz rahats\u0131zlanm\u0131\u015f\u0131m da Tabi, damad\u0131mla k\u0131z\u0131ma g\u00f6e .Asl\u0131nda tamamen onlar\u0131n fikri. Onlara kalsa , ben iyiden iyiye t\u0131rlatm\u0131\u015f\u0131m. Aman onlar\u0131n d\u0131rd\u0131r\u0131n\u0131 dinlemektense kendim giderim de yatar\u0131m dedim. Onlar getirmeye kalkt\u0131, kabul etmedim .Yahu bu g\u00f6zl\u00fckte nereye girdi ? (G\u00f6zl\u00fc\u011f\u00fc \u00e7antas\u0131ndan \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131\u011f\u0131 eski bir \u015fapkan\u0131n i\u00e7inden \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131r .) Hah ! buldum . Nereye girmi\u015f bak kerata? Sence de k\u0131z\u0131m , buraya gelmekle , iyi yapt\u0131m m\u0131? Ha k\u0131z\u0131m ? \u0130yi yapt\u0131m m\u0131 ?
\n(\u0130\u00e7eri h\u0131zla Ye\u015fim girer . Sorunun sonunu duymu\u015ftur tam anlamam\u0131\u015ft\u0131r . Yinede m\u00fcfetti\u015fi taksitler )
\nYE\u015e\u0130M— Efendim ? Hakl\u0131s\u0131n\u0131z ! Hakl\u0131s\u0131n\u0131z efendim !
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e\u2014Sa\u011f ol k\u0131z\u0131m . beni tek hakl\u0131 bulan sensin zaten sizin hastaneyi \u00e7ok \u00f6vd\u00fcler . Me failat\u00fcn k\u0131z\u0131m.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—\u015eey efendim !Nurettin bey tuvaletten \u00e7\u0131k \u2026. ( D\u00fczeltir ) \u015eey yani ! i\u015fi bitti . Sizi bekliyor. Buyurun , \u015f\u00f6yle ge\u00e7in
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e\u2014Sa\u011f ol k\u0131z\u0131m . Alakan\u0131za Feilat\u00fcn Feilat\u00fcn ! (\u00c7\u0131kar )
\nYE\u015e\u0130M\u2014 (Tela\u015fla d\u0131\u015far\u0131ya seslenir) Fahrettin ! Fahrettin !
\nFAHRETT\u0130N — ( D\u0131\u015fardan ) Cevaplar efendim ?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M– \u00c7abuk gel buraya !
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— (Heyecanl\u0131 ve merakl\u0131 ) Ne oldu ? Biri tecav\u00fcz m\u00fc etmeye kalkt\u0131 ?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M\u2014 Hay\u0131r. M\u00fcfetti\u015f!
\nFAHRETT\u0130N \u2013 M\u00fcfetti\u015f mi tecav\u00fcz etmeye kalkt\u0131 ?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Hay\u0131r be salak ! sa\u00e7malama ! neredeydin ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014E !Nurettin beyin s\u00f6ylediklerini yap\u0131yordum .
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—\u00c7abuk i\u00e7eri ko\u015f ! Nurettin bey zor durum da kalabilir . \u0130\u00e7erde m\u00fcfetti\u015f var.
\nFAHRETT\u0130N—Tamam hemen giderim. Yaln\u0131z bir ka\u00e7 \u015fey yar\u0131m kald\u0131 tamamlay\u0131m da \u00f6yle gideyim.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M\u2014Aman ! Elini \u00e7abuk tut .
\n( I\u015eIK S\u00d6NER. BA\u015eHEK\u0130M\u0130N SAHNES\u0130NDE YANAR)
\n(M\u00fcfetti\u015f Nurettin\u2019in odas\u0131ndad\u0131r .Nurettin ayakta kar\u015f\u0131lamaktad\u0131r.)
\nNURETT\u0130N—Efendim ! Tekrar ho\u015f geldiniz diyeyim .Buyurun oturun. Aman efendim oraya olur mu ? \u015f\u00f6yle !\u015f\u00f6yle , Benim koltu\u011fuma buyurun . (Sigara uzat\u0131r) Sigara ? Pardon ! Ne sigaras\u0131 ? Sayg\u0131s\u0131z Nurettin ! (Sigaray\u0131 b\u0131rak\u0131r , dolaptan puro \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131r) Sigara , sizin gibi bir m\u00fcfetti\u015fe yak\u0131\u015fmaz . Buyurun ! Puro al\u0131n havana purosu . He ! He ! Yeni ka\u00e7\u0131rtt\u0131m . (D\u00fczeltir )He ! Pardon ! yeni getirttim . \u00c7ekinmeyin can\u0131m .Al\u0131n, Al\u0131n . rahat\u0131n\u0131za bak\u0131n . ( M\u00fcfetti\u015fin bu ilgi kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda a\u011fz\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131k kalm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r. Puroya el uzatamaz ) Be\u011fenmediniz mi ? en iyi kalitedir. Eh madem istemiyorsunuz . ( Puroyu masan\u0131n \u00fczerine b\u0131rak\u0131r ) Bizde \u0131srar etmeyiz . Bizde davet vard\u0131r , \u0131srar yoktur . O zaman, Bari bir duble viski al\u0131rs\u0131n\u0131z ? (Dolaptan i\u00e7ki \u015fi\u015fesini \u00e7\u0131kart\u0131r .) En kaliteli viski . At marka. Vite Horse Marka . Adam bir i\u00e7er, it\u00e7imiydi, at tepmi\u015fe d\u00f6ner. O derce kaliteli yani ! ( Barda\u011fa viski koyup m\u00fcfetti\u015fe uzat\u0131r. M\u00fcfetti\u015f kalakalm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r .) Alm\u0131yor musunuz ? Tabi ya ! Sigara i\u00e7meyen ,\u0130\u00e7kiyi nas\u0131l i\u00e7sin ? Benimki de soru i\u015fte ! ( K\u0131sa bir an susar. Sonra tekrar konu\u015fmaya devam eder. )Nas\u0131l ? Koltuk rahat m\u0131 ? ( M\u00fcfetti\u015f \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n kala kalm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r ba\u015f\u0131yla evet der .) Aman ! \u0130yi . \u0130yi EE ? Sa\u011fl\u0131n\u0131z nas\u0131l ? iyi misiniz ? Ger\u00e7i , Maa\u015fallah ! G\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcne g\u00f6re, iyisiniz yani .
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e—Ya! \u00d6yle miyim ?
\nNURETT\u0130N —Tabi beyefendi tabi . \u015eu y\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fcze bak\u0131n\u0131z . (Nurettin m\u00fcfetti\u015fin y\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fc iki elinin aras\u0131na al\u0131r y\u00fcz\u00fc ile oynar ) akan f\u0131\u015fk\u0131r\u0131yor ! Ma\u015fallah ! Nazar de\u011fmesin ! Sa\u011fl\u0131ktan kan f\u0131\u015fk\u0131r\u0131yor. ( M\u00fcfetti\u015fin y\u00fcz\u00fcne hafif \u015faplak vurur) Y\u00fcze bak y\u00fcze ! Y\u00fcz de\u011fil , Sanki kan deposu. (K\u0131s\u0131k sesle) Kan \u00e7\u0131kmazsa para yok . ( Sesi normalle\u015fir ) Sizi \u00e7ok iyi g\u00f6rd\u00fcm. Allaha \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr\u2026 EE ! \u00c7oluk \u00e7ocuk nas\u0131l? Onlarda iyimidir ? \u0130yidir iyi . Benimki de soru i\u015fte ! Sizin gibi, Sa\u011fl\u0131kl\u0131 din\u00e7 dinamik besili bir baban\u0131n elbette yavrular\u0131 da kanl\u0131d\u0131r. E! Yani besilidir. E! Yani sa\u011fl\u0131kl\u0131d\u0131r. Yengemiz nas\u0131l ? Yengede sa\u011fl\u0131kl\u0131d\u0131r, S\u0131hhatlidir in\u015fallah! ( M\u00fcfetti\u015f s\u00f6ze girer )
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e— Rahmetli oldu .
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014 ( Nurettin anlamam\u0131\u015ft\u0131r. Ya\u011fc\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131na tam gaz devam eder ) Oh! Oh! Allah sa\u011fl\u0131ktan s\u0131hhatten ay\u0131rmas\u0131n rahmetliyi\u2026 Allah uzun \u00f6m\u00fcrler nasip etsin rahmetli yengemize\u2026 ( Aniden jeton d\u00fc\u015fer ) Yenge rahmetlimi oldu ? ( M\u00fcfetti\u015f evet anlam\u0131nda ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 sallar )Ya ! ( K\u0131s\u0131k sesle ) ulan Nurettin ! fazla gittin, H\u0131zl\u0131 gittin , Baltay\u0131 ta\u015fa \u00e7ald\u0131n . ( Normalle\u015fir) Demek \u00f6le ha! \u00c7ok \u00fcz\u00fcld\u00fcm . Ge\u00e7mi\u015f olsun \u2026 Aman ! Allah rahmet etsin diyecektim. ( K\u0131sa bir sessizlik olur.) E! Niye \u00f6yle suskun kald\u0131n\u0131z ?
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e —\u015eey! Ne diyece\u011fimi bilemiyorum. Bu kadar g\u00fczel kar\u015f\u0131lanaca\u011f\u0131m\u0131 hi\u00e7 ummazd\u0131m da. Feilat\u00fcn Feil\u00fcn !
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Efendim ? En son ne buyurdunuz ?
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e— Hi\u00e7 b\u00f6yle kar\u015f\u0131lanaca\u011f\u0131m\u0131 ummazd\u0131m dedim .
\nNURETT\u0130N—Aman efendim abart\u0131yorsunuz .
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e— Ma\u015fallah ! \u0130nsan\u0131 insan gibi kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131yorsunuz ?
\nNURETT\u0130N—Esta\u011ffurullah ! G\u00f6revimiz .
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e—Ke\u015fke her doktor sizin gibi olsa .
\nNURETT\u0130N— Tecav\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fcz…E ! Tevecc\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fcz diyecektim .Heyecandan ,bug\u00fcn dilim dola\u015f\u0131yor .
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e—Olur evlad\u0131m \u00f6yle \u015feyler . Bug\u00fcn beni \u00e7ok duyguland\u0131rd\u0131n\u0131z yavrum. (A\u011flamakl\u0131 ) Gel. Seni bir \u00f6peyim.
\nNURETT\u0130N—Aman efendim !
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e—Gel !Gel! Doktor dedin mi , senin gibi d\u00fcr\u00fcst, zeki, sayg\u0131l\u0131, h\u00fcrmetkar , anlay\u0131\u015fl\u0131, yard\u0131m sever ve en \u00f6nemlisi hastalar\u0131na \u00f6zen g\u00f6steren olmal\u0131 (Nurettin g\u00f6\u011fs\u00fc kabarm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r.) Mefail\u00fcn ! Oh ! Seni \u00f6z evlad\u0131m gibi sevdim sana kan\u0131m fena \u0131s\u0131nd\u0131.
\nNURETT\u0130N—Benim de size kan\u0131m fena \u0131s\u0131nd\u0131 (K\u0131s\u0131k sesle ) hatta fokurdad\u0131. He! He ! herifi yakalad\u0131m. Art\u0131k tefti\u015fle ilgili konulara girmez .
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e—Eh! O\u011flum art\u0131k as\u0131l konumuza girsekte ,biran evvel ba\u015flasak
\nNURETT\u0130N— (Pa\u00e7as\u0131 tutu\u015fur ) Tabi. Girelim de, aceleniz ne b\u00f6yle? Biraz daha soluklansayd\u0131n\u0131z ?
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e—Yok ! Yok ! Ba\u015flayal\u0131m . Feilat\u00fcn ! Feilat\u00fcn !
\nNURETT\u0130N— (\u0130yice tela\u015flan\u0131r ) Bir saniye. Efendim bir telefon a\u00e7mam gerekiyor sonra konuya gireriz olur mu ?( Telefonu a\u00e7ar ) M\u00fcfetti\u015f tabi. Buyur evlad\u0131m .
\nNURETTT\u0130N — (Telefonla \u00e7ok k\u0131s\u0131k sesle konu\u015fur ) Ye\u015fim ! k\u0131z hani Fahrettin\u2019i g\u00f6nderecektin ? Ne ? Yahu ! B\u0131raks\u0131n hepsini , hemen gelsin . (Telefonu kapat\u0131r sahte g\u00fclmeyle )Evet . Ne diyorduk.
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e….Feilat\u00fcn! Feil\u00fcn !
\nNURETT\u0130N—Neilat\u00fcn? Neyl\u00fcn ? Ne ? Anlamad\u0131m !
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e—Diyordum ki; Feilat\u00fcn! Feil\u00fcn !
\nNURETT\u0130N— (Anlamaz ama yinede onaylar) H\u0131! H\u0131 ! Evet \u00e7ok hakl\u0131s\u0131n\u0131z. Aynen o dedi\u011finizden.
\n( \u0130\u00c7ER\u0130 AN\u0130DEN KURTARICI EDASIYLA G\u00dcLEREK FAHRETT\u0130N G\u0130RER)
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Ben geldim !
\nNURETT\u0130N—Ho\u015f geldin! Hazreti Fahrettin ! Efendim , tan\u0131\u015ft\u0131ray\u0131m ayak i\u015fleri m\u00fcd\u00fcr\u00fcm\u00fcz hazreti Fahrettin.
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e\u2014Memnun oldum. Hazreti Fahrettin.
\nNURETT\u0130N- (Fahrettin\u2019e )Ho\u015f geldiniz desene lan !
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— (Nurettin\u2019e ) Efendim ! ho\u015f geldiniz.
\nNURETT\u0130N— (K\u0131s\u0131k ve k\u0131zg\u0131n sesle ) Bana de\u011fil salak ! ona ! ona !
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— ( M\u00fcfetti\u015fe ) Ho\u015f geldiniz efendim !
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e— Mefail\u00fcn ! Feilat\u00fcn ! Feil\u00fcn o\u011flum!
\n(FAHRETT\u0130N ANLAMAMI\u015eTIR \u015eA\u015eKIN KES\u0130K KES\u0130K G\u00dcLER MEREKLA NURETT\u0130NE SORAR )
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Abi ne diyor bu ya ?
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Ne bileyim o\u011flum , ben de anlamad\u0131m. Deminden beri ayn\u0131 \u015feyleri ben de dinliyorum .\u015eiitt! Bize bak\u0131yor. S\u0131r\u0131t lan ! S\u0131r\u0131t !
\n( \u0130kisi de ya\u011fc\u0131l\u0131kla g\u00fcler M\u00fcfetti\u015f g\u00fclmelere anlam veremez ama yinede nezaketen kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131k verir .Nurettin Fahrettin\u2019in kula\u011f\u0131na konu\u015fur. )
\nNURETT\u0130N-Herif fena s\u0131r\u0131t\u0131yor .Korktu\u011fumuzu belli etmeyelim . S\u0131rt! S\u0131rt ! Len hala s\u0131r\u0131t\u0131yor. S\u0131r\u0131t! S\u0131r\u0131t! Aman s\u0131k\u0131ld\u0131m . Korkmuyorum art\u0131k ya ! Ne olacaksa olsun (M\u00fcfetti\u015f g\u00f6zl\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fcn cam\u0131n\u0131 silmeye ba\u015flar ) Eyvah! Lan g\u00f6zl\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fcn cam\u0131n\u0131 siliyor bu !
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Silince ne olur ki ?
\nNURETT\u0130N—\u00c7ok ciddi konu\u015facak demektir. Adi herif, rakibinin moralini bozmay\u0131 \u00e7ok iyi biliyor.Eli kula\u011f\u0131nda patlat\u0131r bombay\u0131 .
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e\u2014 ( G\u00f6zl\u00fc\u011f\u00fc takar ) Evet . Ben o kadar hastane dola\u015ft\u0131m ki , hem de en k\u00f6t\u00fcs\u00fcnden tutunda , en s\u00fcperine kadar…
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Hali ile…Tabi ki dola\u015fm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n\u0131zd\u0131r efendim ! ( Masadaki puroyu m\u00fcfetti\u015fe uzat\u0131r. ) \u015eimdi bir puro almaz m\u0131yd\u0131n\u0131z ?
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e\u2014 ( Puroyu al\u0131r. ) Sa\u011f ol yavrum . Sonra yakar\u0131m. Ne diyordum ? E! Hah! O kadar hastane dola\u015ft\u0131m, hi\u00e7 biri ,istedi\u011fimi vermedi .
\nNURETT\u0130N— Vermediler mi? Vay terbiyesizler vay ! Sizin gibi m\u00fcfetti\u015fe nas\u0131l vermezler? ( Fahrettin\u2019e d\u00f6ner k\u0131s\u0131k sesle sinsice konu\u015fur ) Adi herif! \u00c7ok r\u00fc\u015fvet istedi tabi , onlarda vermedi haliyle .
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e\u2014\u0130n\u015faalllah ! Siz verirsiniz ?
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Anlamad\u0131m ! Neyi ?
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e\u2014\u0130\u015fte! o \u015feyleri…
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014 ( Fahrettin\u2019e ) Vay adi vay ! Bak ! Resmen r\u00fc\u015fvet istiyor bu mente\u015fe.
\nNURETT\u0130N- (M\u00fcfetti\u015fe ) Biraz daha a\u00e7\u0131k konu\u015fsan\u0131z diyorum.
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e\u2014Nas\u0131l a\u00e7\u0131k ?
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Yani ne kadar istiyorsunuz ?
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e\u2014\u00c7ok de\u011fil.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014 ( Fahrettin\u2019e ) A\u011fza bak a\u011fza ! \u00c7ok de\u011filmi\u015f. ( M\u00fcfetti\u015f\u2019e ) Tamam. \u00c7ok de\u011fil de , yinede ne kadar istiyorsunuz ? Onu s\u00f6yleyin.
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e\u2014Biraz .Hem, birka\u00e7 dedi\u011fin nedir ki?
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Hem de birka\u00e7 ayl\u0131k ? Ha!
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e\u2014Siz daha az zamanda m\u0131 veriyorsunuz.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Neyi ?
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e\u2014Neyi Olacak? Y\u0131llard\u0131r \u00f6zledi\u011fim \u015feyi. Feilat\u00fcn! Feil\u00fcn! Mefail\u00fcn! Meful\u00fcn.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014 (Fahrettin\u2019e k\u0131s\u0131k sesle) Ne diyor lan bu?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Ne bileyim abi.
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e\u2014 (\u0130\u00e7 \u00e7ekerek ) Ah! Feil\u00fcn! Mefail\u00fcn !
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Of! Hem de i\u015fli,i\u015fli! Ne diyor bu o\u011flum .
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Buldum! Abi, bu adam,\u015fifreli konu\u015fuyor.Dosyalar\u0131 istiyor.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Yok yahu! Nerden anlad\u0131n ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Babam askerde \u015fifreciymi\u015f . Haliyle ondan \u00f6\u011frendim.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Allah ! Yand\u0131k o zaman !
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e\u2014Meful\u00fcn! Meful\u00fc! Feilat\u00fcn! Feil\u00fcn ! Uzun k\u0131sa uzun, Feilat\u00fcn Feil\u00fcn.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014\u015eimdi ne diyor?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Uf ! Neler demedi ki abi!
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Ne dedi ula?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014\u015eey ! dedi. Gizli dosyalar\u0131 getirin bakal\u0131m g\u00f6reyim dedi.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Emin misin o\u011flum?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N— (\u00d6\u011f\u00fcn\u00fcr,kabar\u0131r) Ne demek abi? Ay\u0131p ettin ama \u015fimdi .Yani burada tecr\u00fcbe konu\u015fuyor. Babamdan az m\u0131 g\u00f6rd\u00fck bu i\u015fi ?
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Tamam.Tama. Uzatma, acaba hepsini mi istiyor ? Sor bakal\u0131m!
\n( FAHRETT\u0130N M\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015eE \u00d6YK\u00dcN\u00dcR SA\u00c7MALAR ABUK SUBUK HAREKERLER YAPAR. )
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Dosyalat\u00fcn , Mosyalat\u00fcn isted\u00fcn, ellelek\u00fcni melelek\u00fcn kelelek\u00fcn l\u00fc l\u00fc l\u00fc! Yani! He ! He!
\n( M\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e FAHRETT\u0130N\u0130 KASTEDEREK SEY\u0130RC\u0130YE EL\u0130 \u0130LE DEL\u0130 \u0130\u015eARET\u0130 YAPARAK )
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e\u2014Buda benden galiba.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Bak! Ne dedi? Bu da benden dedi. Aferin lan Fahrettin.
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e\u2014Meful\u00fc ! Mefail\u00fc! \u00dc\u00e7 art\u0131 d\u00f6rt yedili hece kal\u0131b\u0131.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014E! \u015eimdi ne diyor ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Yedinci dosyay\u0131 istiyormu\u015f abi.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Ulan ! yedinci dosyayla ne i\u015fi var .
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e\u2014\u00dc\u00e7 art\u0131 d\u00f6rt yedili hece kal\u0131b\u0131 .
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Abi ne bileyim . Israrla onu istiyor bak !
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Hastanede mutlaka bir casus var, yoksa nerden bilecek, hademelere az maa\u015f verip sigortas\u0131z \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131rd\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131 ? Israrla da istedi\u011fine g\u00f6re\u2026 De\u011fil mi lan ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Bilemem abi.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014\u0130\u015fine gelen her boku bilirsin ama.
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e\u2014\u00dc\u00e7 art\u0131 d\u00f6rt yedili hece kal\u0131b\u0131. Feilat\u00fcn ! Feil\u00fcn .
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Vay ! adi \u015fantajc\u0131. Bizi iyi s\u0131k\u0131\u015ft\u0131rd\u0131 .
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e\u2014Ah! Ah! Bir yandan o! Bir yandan bu ! O \u015fu bu b\u0131rr! \u00c7\u0131ld\u0131rmamak elde de\u011fil k\u0131z\u0131n, m\u0131z\u0131n\u2026 Onun v\u0131r v\u0131r\u0131 , bunun d\u0131rd\u0131r\u0131 \u2026 Hayat pahal\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131
\n(M\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e AL\u00c7AK SESLE YAKINMASINA DEVAM EDER.)
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014 ( Fahrettin\u2019e ) He! Laf\u0131 ge\u00e7im s\u0131k\u0131nt\u0131s\u0131na da getirdi. Bu bahaneyle koparacak mang\u0131rlar\u0131.
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e\u2014Of ! be ! Meful\u00fc ! Meful\u00fc!
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014 (Y\u00fcksek sesle ve k\u0131zg\u0131n ) Tamam be ! Tama verice\u011fiz ne kadarsa ?
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e\u2014Meful\u00fcn? He ? Ne paras\u0131 ? Birde param\u0131 veriyorsunuz ? Oh ! Ne iyi hastane be ! \u00d6vd\u00fckleri kadar varm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n\u0131z . Sizin gibisi d\u00fcnyada bulunmaz .
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Tabi. Tek keriz biziz. Bizden alas\u0131n\u0131 nerden bulacan ? S\u00f6yle bakal\u0131m, ne kadar para istiyorsun ?
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e\u2014 (K\u0131zg\u0131nd\u0131r . Yava\u015f ,yava\u015f aya\u011fa kalkar ) Ne r\u00fc\u015fveti ? R\u00fc\u015fvet Ha! (Elin de tuttu\u011fu puroyu parmak gibi, tehdit edercesine sallar.) Ben hayat\u0131m da r\u00fc\u015fvet almad\u0131m , almam da . Almayaca\u011f\u0131m da . Zavall\u0131 isek, ac\u0131nacak halde isek, bu namussuzuz anlam\u0131na gelmiyor . Biz \u015ferefimiz ve namusumuz i\u00e7in ya\u015fad\u0131k , ya\u015far\u0131z da . Gerekirse bu u\u011furda da \u00f6l\u00fcr\u00fcz. Tam otuzbe\u015f sene edebiyat hocal\u0131\u011f\u0131 ve m\u00fcfetti\u015flik yapm\u0131\u015f\u0131m. Onca sene bir kuru\u015fluk haram lokma bo\u011faz\u0131m\u0131zdan ge\u00e7medi ge\u00e7emedi. \u00c7\u0131ld\u0131rtt\u0131n\u0131z beni be ( A\u011flamakl\u0131 ) O kadar hastane, mastane dola\u015ft\u0131m , bana bir \u015fey veremediler. Sizin hastaneye geldim o da \u00f6vd\u00fckleri i\u00e7in. Ama bir de ne g\u00f6reyim ? R\u00fc\u015fvet. Sizi bir bok zannettim de buraya , yatmaya , kaybetti\u011fim huzuru almaya geldim. Ama siz de bokmu\u015fsunuz. ( Kendine \u00f6fkelenir, kafas\u0131n\u0131 d\u00f6ver) Ah ! Kafas\u0131z herif Ah! Meful\u00fc !
\n( Nurettin\u2019in ve Fahrettin\u2019in a\u011fz\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131k kalm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r . Nurettin kendini toparlar \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n ve merakla sorar )
\nNURETT\u0130N– Yani\u2026 Siz \u015fimdi, edebiyat hocas\u0131 ve milli e\u011fitim m\u00fcfetti\u015fi misiniz ?
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e\u2014 ( K\u0131zg\u0131n ve titrek sesle ) Evet !
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Yani bizi tefti\u015fe gelmi\u015f, sa\u011fl\u0131k m\u00fcfetti\u015fi de\u011filsiniz ?
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e\u2014Ne ? Hay\u0131r !
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Yani \u015fimdi siz burada yatmaya karar vermi\u015f hastas\u0131n\u0131z ?
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e\u2014Eh! Pek hasta da denilemez. Dinlenmek ve arad\u0131\u011f\u0131 huzuru \u2026 ( Nurettin s\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc keser .)
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014 ( \u00c7ok \u00f6fkeli ) Kes ! Fazla ! konu\u015fma ! ( Fahrettin\u2019e d\u00f6n\u00fcp \u00fczerine tehditkar bir tav\u0131rla y\u00fcr\u00fcr.) Ulan Fahrettin ! Ka\u00e7ma gel ! Ulan h\u0131yar !
\n( S\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc Fahrettin bir dakika el i\u015faretiyle keser )
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Badem. Abi ! Ay\u0131p oluyor \u2026
\nNURETT\u0130N—Ulan h\u0131yar !
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Badem !
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014H\u0131yar ! H\u0131yar ki ne H\u0131yar hem de \u00f6yle b\u00f6yle de\u011fil, H\u0131yar o\u011flu h\u0131yar ! Ulan \u015fimdi k\u0131t\u0131r, k\u0131t\u0131r do\u011framaz m\u0131y\u0131m. Seni cac\u0131k yapmaz m\u0131y\u0131m ( Fahretin\u2019i yakalar h\u0131rpalamaya ba\u015flar . ) Ulan senin y\u00fcz\u00fcnden , az kald\u0131 kalpten gidiyordum be ! ( Vurur ) Al sana ! Babas\u0131 asker de \u015fifreciymi\u015f de ! o da ondan \u00f6\u011frenmi\u015f de , ay\u0131p edermi\u015fim de tecr\u00fcbe konu\u015fuyormu\u015f da ( Vurur) Al bu dayaklar\u0131 da tecr\u00fcbe et \u2026Ben sana tecr\u00fcbeyi, \u015fifre nas\u0131l \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fcl\u00fcr\u00fc g\u00f6steririm. (Vurur) Asl\u0131n da ben de kabahat. Bok varm\u0131\u015f gibi sana soruyorum . Hay ! Seni adam sayan\u0131 da ( Vurur ) Seni de ( Vurur )
\n(M\u00fcfetti\u015f araya girer Nurettin\u2019i engellemeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r )
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e\u2014Aman evlad\u0131m dur ! Yapma ! Ya sen ondan b\u00fcy\u00fcks\u00fcn . Yapma. Ay\u0131pt\u0131r g\u00fcnaht\u0131r . Dur ! Tamam . E\u011fer ki bana k\u0131zd\u0131ysan, s\u00f6zlerimi k\u00fclliyen geri al\u0131yorum\u2026
\n( Nurettin \u00f6fkeyle m\u00fcfetti\u015fe d\u00f6ner laf\u0131n\u0131 keser ona ba\u011f\u0131rmaya ba\u015flar.)
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Kes sesini ! otur oraya o elinde ki puroyu da b\u0131rak ! ( Fahrettin\u2019e vurmay\u0131 b\u0131rak\u0131r m\u00fcfetti\u015fin \u00fczerine y\u00fcr\u00fcr m\u00fcfetti\u015f geriler ) Demek siz \u015fimdi hasta edebiyat hocas\u0131, milli e\u011fitim m\u00fcfetti\u015fisiniz he ? Demek burada yatmak i\u00e7in gelen, hasta edebiyat hocas\u0131 ve milli e\u011fitim m\u00fcfetti\u015fisin .
\nM\u00dcFETT\u0130\u015e—Ne kas kafal\u0131 adams\u0131n evet dedik ya
\nNURETT\u0130N—Ya demek \u00f6yle ?
\n( Nurettin Fahrettin\u2019e d\u00f6nerek askeri komut verirmi\u015f\u00e7esine sert bir \u00fcslupla )
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Fahrettin! Yat\u0131r\u0131n \u015fu pezevengi d\u00f6rt ki\u015filik yata\u011fa da , akl\u0131 ba\u015f\u0131na gelsin!
\n( SAHNEN\u0130N I\u015eIKLARI S\u00d6NER )
\n( Sekreter b\u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fcn\u00fcn \u0131\u015f\u0131\u011f\u0131 yanar ye\u015fim ve yan\u0131nda Fahrettin konu\u015fmaktad\u0131r . Fahrettin ye\u015fime hava atar )
\nYE\u015e\u0130M\u2014Vay be! Demek , az kals\u0131n m\u00fcfetti\u015f diye, el alemin adam\u0131na bo\u015fu bo\u015funa r\u00fc\u015fvet verecektiniz?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Yahu ,anac\u0131m sen ne diyorsun be ? Nurettin beye kalsa , adama hemen ba\u015ftan verecekti de, Allahtan ben engel oldum . He ! He! E! Ne de olsa asker \u00e7ocu\u011fuyuz.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M \u2013 Baban asker mi idi?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N \u2013 Evet.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M – Y\u00fczba\u015f\u0131 m\u0131 idi
\nFAHRETT\u0130N \u2013 Hay\u0131r.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M – Bin ba\u015f\u0131 m\u0131 idi ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N \u2013 Hay\u0131r.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M \u2013Yarbay m\u0131 idi ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N \u2013 Hay\u0131r
\nYE\u015e\u0130M \u2013 O zaman albay d\u0131
\nFAHRETT\u0130N \u2013 Hay\u0131r
\nYE\u015e\u0130M _ \u00c7\u0131ld\u0131rtma insan\u0131 baban askerde ne idi ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N \u2013 Er.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M\u2014 ( \u0130nanmam\u0131\u015ft\u0131r. Alayc\u0131 tav\u0131rlarla g\u0131rg\u0131r\u0131na konu\u015fur .) Allah ne yaps\u0131n seni. E ! Yani sen mi adam\u0131n m\u00fcfetti\u015f olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 anlad\u0131n ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014E! Her\u0131ld yani! Sen ne sand\u0131n ?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Bravo! Sonunda kedi olal\u0131 bir fare tuttun he ?
\nFAHRETTT\u0130N\u2014 ( B\u00f6b\u00fcrlenir ) Ay\u0131ps\u0131n Ha\u2026neyse ,\u015eu a\u015fa\u011f\u0131da ki i\u015fleri hademeler tamamlam\u0131\u015f m\u0131 bir kontrol edeyim. Nurettin\u2019e kalsa , onu da eline y\u00fcz\u00fcne bula\u015ft\u0131racak . \u0130yisi mi bu i\u015fi de ben halledeyim dedim . Hadi bana eyvallah ( Kas\u0131l\u2019a , kas\u0131l\u2019a y\u00fcr\u00fcy\u00fcp sahneden \u00e7\u0131kar )
\nYE\u015e\u0130M\u2014 ( Fahrettin\u2019in arkas\u0131ndan konu\u015fur ) Ha! Ha ! \u0130\u015fi g\u00fcc\u00fc palavra ( walkman\u2019\u0131n kulakl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 takar sallanarak ne\u015fe i\u00e7inde m\u00fczik dinlemeye ba\u015flar )
\n( I\u015eIK S\u00d6NER. TEKRAR YANAR )
\n(Ye\u015fim walkman dinleyip sallanmaktad\u0131r . Kendini kapt\u0131rm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r bu s\u0131rada i\u00e7eri ger\u00e7ek m\u00fcfetti\u015f girer. Ye\u015fim kulakl\u0131\u011f\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kart\u0131r a\u011fz\u0131n da sak\u0131zla lakayt tav\u0131rlarla adama sorar )
\nYE\u015e\u0130M—Buyurun ne istemi\u015ftiniz ?
\nM\u00dcF. KEMAL\u2014Doktor Nurettin beyle g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015fecektim.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M\u2014Kisiniz?
\nM\u00dcF. KEMAL \u2014Ben m\u00fcfetti\u015f Kemal g\u00f6z\u00fc tok
\n( Ye\u015fim m\u00fcfetti\u015f Kemali de sahte m\u00fcfetti\u015f zanneder .Alayc\u0131 ,a\u015fa\u011f\u0131lay\u0131c\u0131 bak\u0131\u015f atar. Umursamaz bir bi\u00e7im de )
\nYE\u015e\u0130M\u2014Sizde mi Ha! Ha! Ha! Ge\u00e7 doktor i\u00e7erde.
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL\u2014E! Haber vermeyecek misiniz.
\n( Ye\u015fim walkman \u0131n kulakl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 takar. Alayc\u0131 tav\u0131rlarla melodi e\u015fli\u011finde )
\nYE\u015e\u0130M\u2014Hadi! Hadi! Hadi!
\nM\u00dcF .KEMAL \u2014 ( Not defteri \u00e7\u0131kart\u0131r. Not al\u0131r. Tehditkar tonla ) Demek Hadi! Hadi! Hadi! ( Sahneden \u00e7\u0131kar.)
\n(I\u015eIK S\u00d6NER)
\n(Ba\u015fhekimin sahnesinde \u0131\u015f\u0131k yanar Nurettin sinirle etraf\u0131 toparlar. Kendi kendine konu\u015fmaktad\u0131r )
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Of! Lan of! Her belada beni bulur. Halbuki hi\u00e7 g\u00fcnah\u0131m da yok nerden de bulur bu belalar beni anlamad\u0131m ki Bak ! Bak ! \u015euraya bak her taraf\u0131 bok g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcyor. Tozlara bak ( \u00dcfler ) Sen kalk Hipokrat yeminini et Kalk burada temizlik yap olacak \u015fey mi \u015fimdi bu\u2026
\n( \u0130\u00e7eri m\u00fcfetti\u015f girer .Nurettin m\u00fcfetti\u015fi fark etmez arkas\u0131 d\u00f6n\u00fckt\u00fcr.)
\nM\u00dcF. KEMAL \u2014Efendim merhabalar ben m\u00fcfetti\u015f Kemal
\n(Nurettin sinirle m\u00fcfetti\u015fe d\u00f6ner yine ayn\u0131 sinirle tersler . )
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Has siktir lan! Yemezler !
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL \u2014 ( \u015ea\u015fk\u0131nd\u0131r surat\u0131 as\u0131l\u0131r. )Anlamad\u0131m beyefendi.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Anlamazs\u0131n tabi. Bende anlamam\u0131\u015ft\u0131m ilk ba\u015fta.
\nM\u00dcF .KEMAL \u2014Siz ne diyorsunuz beyefendi ? M\u00fcfetti\u015f Kemal\u2019im diyorum.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Yok yahu \u00f6ylemi? O zaman bende Arnold Schwartzeneger\u2019im.
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL \u2014Beyefendi ! Beyefendi! Kendinize gelin. Sizi resmiyete davet ediyorum .
\nNURETT\u0130N – Ben de sizi dansa davet ediyorum . He! He ! He! Mefail\u00fcn ! Feilat\u00fcn! Feil\u00fcn! Yine de\u011fil mi?.
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL \u2014 ( \u015ea\u015fk\u0131n ) Anlamad\u0131m.
\nNURETT\u0130N—( Alayc\u0131 ) Feilat\u00fcn Feil\u00fcn ?
\nM\u00dcF .KEMAL \u2014Ne ?
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014\u00dc\u00e7 art\u0131 D\u00f6rt Yedili hece kal\u0131b\u0131.
\nM\u00dcF .KEMAL \u2014Ne ?
\n( Fahrettin g\u00fclerek kurtar\u0131c\u0131 edas\u0131yla i\u00e7eriye girer. )
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014 Patron ! o Pezevengi yat\u0131rd\u0131m d\u00f6rt ki\u015filik yata\u011fa .Ha ! Haberin olsun.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014\u0130yi He! He! He! Gel ! Gel1 Bak lan ondan bir tane daha var. Sana yine i\u015f \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131 Fahrettin He! He!
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Yapma yahu ! Bir tane daha m\u0131 . He ? He! He ! He!
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Bir tane daha He! He!
\nFAHRETT\u0130N \u2013 Oho! Bug\u00fcn i\u015fler baya\u011f\u0131 iyi gidiyor desene patron He! He! ( M\u00fcfetti\u015fin \u00fcst\u00fcne y\u00fcr\u00fcr) Bana bak adam patron yemek art\u0131k b\u00f6yle numaralar\u0131. En iyisi sen ba\u015ftan a\u00e7\u0131k, a\u00e7\u0131k konu\u015f. Yat\u0131ral\u0131m senide d\u00f6rt ki\u015filik bir yata\u011fa He! He!
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014 ( G\u00fclme krizine girmi\u015ftir.) He! He! He! He! Bak lan ! He! He! He! Bak anlamam\u0131\u015f numaras\u0131 yap\u0131yor. He! He! He! \u0130yi tiyatrocu olur lan bundan . He! He! He! Fahrettin ! Bak \u015fim di ona bir soru soraca\u011f\u0131m , yine anlamam\u0131\u015f gibi yapacak . He! He! He!
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Sor ! Sor ! He! He! He!
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014 ( M\u00fcfetti\u015fe ) Mefail\u00fcn! Mefail\u00fcn! Meful\u00fc?
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL \u2014Vallahi sizi hi\u00e7 anlam\u0131yorum.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014He! He! He! \u00c7ok numarac\u0131 lan bu! Vallahi hi\u00e7 anlam\u0131yormu\u015f. He! He! He!
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Evet \u00e7ok numarac\u0131ym\u0131\u015f. He! He! He! Abi bu deminkinden de felaket iyi rol yap\u0131yor.He! He! He!
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014 ( M\u00fcfetti\u015fe ) Fe ilat\u00fcn! Me fail\u00fcn! Fe il\u00fcn? ( M\u00fcfetti\u015f al\u0131k al\u0131k bakar . He! He! He! Trene bakar gibi bak\u0131yor lan He! He!
\n(Nurettin g\u00fclme krizindeyken Fahrettin\u2019 in g\u00fclmesi aniden kesilir. K\u0131s\u0131k sesle ve ciddi bir tonla Nurettin\u2019i uyar\u0131r )
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Abi! Abi! Belki bu ger\u00e7ekten edebiyat m\u00fcfetti\u015fi de\u011fildir.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014 (G\u00fclmesi biranda kesilir.) Dur bakal\u0131m \u015fimdi anlar\u0131z. ( M\u00fcfetti\u015fe ) iks art\u0131 e\u015fittir ye kare ?
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL \u2014Ne diyorsun karde\u015fim.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Kosun\u00fcs alfa altm\u0131\u015f\u0131n tanjant\u0131 nedir.
\nM\u00dcF .KEMAL \u2014H\u00f6! Ne?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014 ( K\u0131s\u0131k Sesle) Ne yap\u0131yorsun abi ?
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014 (K\u0131s\u0131k sesle ) Edebiyat m\u00fcfetti\u015fi \u00e7\u0131kmad\u0131\u2026
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Eee ?
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Bakal\u0131m matematik m\u00fcfetti\u015fimi diye kontrol ediyorum. He! He! He! (Nurettin g\u00fclme krizine girer.) ( M\u00fcfetti\u015f iyice k\u0131zar o k\u0131zd\u0131k\u00e7a Nurettin\u2019in g\u00fclme krizi de artar .)
\nM\u00dcF .KEMAL\u2014Bu ne k\u00fcstahl\u0131k?Bu ne sayg\u0131s\u0131zl\u0131kt\u0131r? Bir devlet memuruna hakaret ha?Hem de g\u00f6rev ba\u015f\u0131nda iken? Hala g\u00fcl\u00fcyorsunuz ha? Dalga ge\u00e7mek ha? Yakt\u0131m ulan sizi !
\nNURETT\u0130N – Ha ! Ha ! Ha !..ay! ne komik herif ? Ulen insan bir a\u00e7\u0131k verir be \u2026Bravo valla\u2026Halen numaras\u0131n\u0131 s\u00fcrd\u00fcr\u00fcyor.Ha ! Ha !
\nFAHRETT\u0130N – He ! He! Seni gidi edebiyat m\u00fcfetti\u015fi seni\u2026Pardon matematik m\u00fcfetti\u015fi seni\u2026He ! He !
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL-Ne edebiyat m\u00fcfetti\u015fi? Ne matematik m\u00fcfetti\u015fi?
\n(Nurettin ve Fahrettin g\u00fclmekten kendinden ge\u00e7mi\u015f halde iken m\u00fcfetti\u015f kimli\u011fini g\u00f6sterir.)
\nM\u00dcF. KEMAL -Bak\u0131n bakal\u0131m zevzek herifler! Kimmi\u015fim?
\n(Nurettin ve Fahrettin g\u00fclme krizin de iken kimli\u011fe bakarlar,ikisinin de aniden suratlar\u0131 d\u00fc\u015fer ciddile\u015firler.)
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL -Kimmi\u015fim ha ? Kimmi\u015fim?Ben m\u00fcfetti\u015f Kemal. Devletin memuru ,sa\u011fl\u0131k bakanl\u0131\u011f\u0131 m\u00fcfetti\u015fi, Kemal G\u00f6z\u00fctok!
\nNURETT\u0130N – (k\u0131s\u0131k sesle) Bu sefer babalara yan bast\u0131k Fahrettin!
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL – Demek burada ,bir tak\u0131m dalevaralar \u00e7eviriyorsunuz ha?Ne o g\u00fclm\u00fcyorsunuz. Demek daha fazla hasta kazanabilmek i\u00e7in,bir yata\u011fa gere\u011finden fazla hasta yat\u0131r\u0131yorsunuz ha? \u00d6yle mi ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Yok ! Yalan! (Fahrettin\u2019i d\u00fcrter.) De\u011fil mi Fahrettin ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N \u2013 E ! Evet. Yalan.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Bak\u0131n efendim ! o da yalan oldu\u011funu s\u00f6yl\u00fcyor.
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL \u2013(Umursamadan devam eder.) Demek hastalar\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 yolunacak kaz gibi g\u00f6r\u00fcp,onlar\u0131 kale alm\u0131yorsunuz ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Yalan !
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL \u2013 Demek edebiyat m\u00fcfetti\u015fiyim, matematik m\u00fcfetti\u015fiyim ha ?
\n(Nurettin durumu kurtarmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r. G\u00fcler bir y\u00fczle)
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 De\u011filmi\u015fsiniz. He ! He !
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL \u2013 Demek \u00e7ok iyi rol yap\u0131yormu\u015fum ha ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Valla bravo ! artist olsan\u0131z bu kadar olur yani !
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL \u2013 Demek siz, devletin memuruna hakaret edersiniz ha ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Kim biz mi etmi\u015fiz ? A ! A !
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL \u2013 Bir m\u00fcfetti\u015fle dalga ge\u00e7mek ha ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Yok can\u0131m. \u0130ftira.
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL \u2013 ( \u00c7ok k\u0131zg\u0131n ) Ne iftiras\u0131 ? Ne yalan\u0131 ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Bizi \u00e7ekemeyenlerin iftiras\u0131.
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL \u2013 (Alayc\u0131 ) \u00d6yle mi ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Tabii efendim. Bizi \u00e7ekemeyenlerin, bize bok atmas\u0131\u2026Resmen bas\u0131n\u0131n uydurmas\u0131\u2026Yalan !
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL \u2013 Yok yahu! \u00d6yle mi ? yalan demek ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Evet. Hem de kat\u0131ks\u0131z yalan.
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL \u2013 (\u00d6fkeli) Ne yalan\u0131 be ? g\u00f6z\u00fcmle g\u00f6rd\u00fcm, kula\u011f\u0131mla i\u015fittim be !
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Tamam can\u0131m. Ne k\u0131z\u0131yorsunuz hemen ?Orta da sinirlenilecek, \u00f6fkelenilecek bir \u015fey yok\u2026 Hem atalar\u0131m\u0131z \u00f6fke hakk\u0131nda ne demi\u015f ? \u201c \u00d6fkeden maraz do\u011far. Keskin sirke k\u00fcp\u00fcne zarar. \u00d6fke ile oturan zararla kalkar. ( Kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131r ) Damlaya, damlaya g\u00f6l olur. Ak ak\u00e7e kara g\u00fcn i\u00e7indir. Sakla saman\u0131 gelsin zaman\u2019\u0131 ( es verir) Yok len bunlar de\u011fildi. He ! He ! Heyecandan dilim s\u00fcr\u00e7t\u00fc. Yani demem o ki !Her \u015feyin \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fc ,kolay\u0131 vard\u0131r\u2026.
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL \u2013 Nas\u0131l kolay\u2019\u0131 ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 \u015e\u00f6yle oturun bir \u00f6nce. Sakinle\u015fin, rahatlay\u0131n. (m\u00fcfetti\u015f oturur. ) Hah ! \u015e\u00f6yle .Ne diyordum ? Hah ! Demem o ki her \u015feyin kolayl\u0131\u011f\u0131,rahatl\u0131\u011f\u0131, bir \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fcm yolu vard\u0131r.
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL \u2013 Nas\u0131l \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fcm yolu ? Anlamad\u0131m.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Baya\u011f\u0131 \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fcm yolu i\u015fte ! ( eli ile para i\u015fareti yapar )
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL \u2013 Ne yani r\u00fc\u015fvet mi teklif ediyorsunuz ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Yok can\u0131m.
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL \u2013 Yani g\u00f6rev ba\u015f\u0131nda, bir devlet memuruna r\u00fc\u015fvet ha ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Siz g\u00f6rev d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda m\u0131 al\u0131yorsunuz ?
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL \u2013 (\u00c7ok k\u0131zm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r.) R\u00fc\u015fvet ! R\u00fc\u015fvet ha ? R\u00fc\u015fvet !
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 \u00d6yle kaba kelimeler kullanmay\u0131n can\u0131m.Ne demek r\u00fc\u015fvet?
\nM\u00dcF. KEMAL- Ya ne demek peki ? Resmen r\u00fc\u015fvet i\u015fte.
\nNURETT\u0130N- Yok be ! Nerden \u00e7\u0131kartt\u0131n\u0131z \u00f6yle laf\u0131 ona r\u00fc\u015fvet denmez ki ! Dense , ona hediye, arma\u011fan denir.
\nM\u00dcFF. KEMAL- Ne arma\u011fan\u0131 ?
\nNURETT\u0130N-( Sahte g\u00fcl\u00fc\u015fle) He! He! \u00c7am sak\u0131z\u0131 \u00e7oban arma\u011fan\u0131. Alaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131z para ile , art\u0131k bol bol \u00e7am sak\u0131z\u0131 al\u0131rs\u0131n\u0131z . He! He!
\n( M\u00fcfetti\u015f \u00e7ok k\u0131zg\u0131nd\u0131r bir an bir \u015fey diyemez baka kal\u0131r. Nurettin kurnazl\u0131\u011f\u0131na devam eder. )
\nNURETT\u0130N- Eh! Art\u0131k \u00e7ocu\u011fun ad\u0131n\u0131 koyal\u0131m bakal\u0131m. On bin ytl\u2019e tamam m\u0131 bu i\u015f
\nM\u00dcF. KEMAL- Hala r\u00fc\u015fvet ha?
\nNURETT\u0130N- Yirmi bin.
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL- Bana bak\u0131n!
\nNURETT\u0130N- Otuz bin.
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL- Beyefendi! Beyefendi!
\nNURETT\u0130N-Elli bin
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL-( \u0130yice k\u0131zar) Siz beni! Siz beni!
\nNURETT\u0130N- Yetmi\u015f bin
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL- Ulan siz beni ! Siz beni\u2026
\nNURETT\u0130N-Y\u00fcz bin ytl en son bu. Daha fazla vermem.
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL- ( \u00c7ok k\u0131zg\u0131n )Siz beni\u2026( Bir anda yumu\u015far ) Siz beni \u015f\u0131mart\u0131yorsunuz can\u0131m . Utan\u0131r\u0131m . A! A! A! Yapmay\u0131n b\u00f6yle \u015feyler\u2026
\nNURETT\u0130N-Ama Esta\u011ffurullah !
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL- \u015eey ! Ciddiydiniz de\u011fil mi s\u00f6yledi\u011finizde ? y\u00fcz bin ytl !
\nNURETT\u0130N- Tabi ki. Biz \u00e7ok ciddi m\u00fcesseseyiz . Hayatta kimseyle dalga ge\u00e7medik, ge\u00e7meyiz de ciddiyet hastanemizin ana yasas\u0131d\u0131r beyefendi .
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL- E! \u0130yi o halde , \u00f6yle ise art\u0131k \u015funlar\u0131 g\u00f6rebiliriz. ( Eli ile para i\u015fareti yapar )
\nNURETT\u0130N-Hediyeleri de\u011fil mi ?
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL- He! Hediyeleri .
\n( \u00dc\u00e7\u00fc de gevrek gevrek g\u00fcler )
\nNURETT\u0130N- Nas\u0131l olsun hediyeniz ? Ye\u015fil banknotlar halinde mi , yoksa mavi banknotlar halinde mi ?
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL – Sak\u0131ncas\u0131 yoksa mavi olsun.He! He! He!
\nNURETT\u0130N- A! A! A! Ne sak\u0131ncas\u0131 can\u0131m ? O\u011flum Fahrettin ! Git hastanemizin veznesinin k\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131 kasas\u0131ndan bir y\u00fcz bin ytl ciklik mavilik kapta gel !
\n( Fahrettin sahneden \u00e7\u0131kar Nurettin dolaptan viski \u00e7\u0131kart\u0131r. Bardaklara koymaya ba\u015flar .)
\nNURETT\u0130N- Eh bu arada paralar gelene kadar bo\u011faz\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 \u0131slat\u0131r\u0131z Ha ? ( M\u00fcfetti\u015f i\u00e7meye ba\u015flar ) \u0130\u00e7, baban\u0131n viskisi gibi i\u00e7 ( M\u00fcfetti\u015f \u015fi\u015feyi al\u0131p kendi doldurur ) Koy ! Koy ! \u00c7ekinme . ( Seyirciye ) \u00c7ekindi\u011fi de yok zaten ( M\u00fcfetti\u015fe ) Nas\u0131l beyefendi ? G\u00fczel de\u011fil mi \u00f6zel olarak getirttim at marka adam\u0131 bir tepti mi idi do\u011frulamaz . Kalitelidir. En pahal\u0131lar\u0131ndan .
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL- Eh! Biz alam\u0131yoruz malum hayat pahal\u0131.
\nNURETT\u0130N- Art\u0131k al\u0131rs\u0131n\u0131z . Hatta fabrikas\u0131n\u0131 bile kurabilirsiniz. He! He! E! \u00c7oluk \u00e7ocuk var m\u0131 ?
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL- Yok. Bak\u0131n, sak\u0131n o hediyeyi ald\u0131\u011f\u0131m i\u00e7in , beni.. H\u0131k ! Beni r\u00fc\u015fvet\u00e7i filan zannetmeyin. H\u0131k ! Ben kimseden r\u00fc\u015fvet almam . S\u0131rf \u2026 S\u0131rf size iyilik olsun diye kabul ettin. H\u0131k ! Yani beni f\u0131rsat d\u00fc\u015fk\u00fcn\u00fc filan zannetmeyin de \u2026 H\u0131k !
\nNURETT\u0130N- A! A! A! Hi\u00e7 \u00f6yle zanneder miyim ? Esta\u011ffurullah!
\n( Fahrettin i\u00e7i para dolu \u00e7antayla sahneye girer )
\nNURETT\u0130N – Hah! Getirdin demek ? Sayd\u0131n ? Tam y\u00fcz bin ytl de\u011fil mi ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N- Evet . Hem veznedar , hem de ben sayd\u0131m .
\nNURETT\u0130N- Aferin ( Paray\u0131 al\u0131r m\u00fcfetti\u015fe uzat\u0131r ) Buyurun g\u00fcle , g\u00fcle yiyin . Yaln\u0131z sizden bir ricam olacak .
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL- H\u0131k ! Buyurun .
\nNURETT\u0130N- Bu r\u00fc\u015fveti pardon . bu hediyeyi , benden ald\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 sak\u0131n kimseye \u00e7\u0131tlatmay\u0131n.
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL- Hi\u00e7 \u00e7\u0131tlat\u0131r m\u0131y\u0131m ? E! \u0130\u00e7ki \u00e7arpt\u0131 m\u0131 beni ne ? H\u0131k!
\nNURETT\u0130N- Yarad\u0131 .Yaramasa bana yaramazd\u0131 . Bir tak\u0131m ki\u015filer para i\u00e7in baz\u0131 \u015feyler iddia ederlerse , siz sak\u0131n ha ald\u0131rmay\u0131n . Tamam m\u0131?
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL – Siz\u2026 H\u0131k! Siz hi\u00e7 merak etmeyin . H\u0131k !
\nNURETT\u0130N- Asalarda , keselerde ama . ad\u0131m\u0131 vermek yok . anlam\u0131\u015fs\u0131n\u0131zd\u0131r herhalde ? Devlet s\u0131rr\u0131 !
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL- Devlet s\u0131rr\u0131 . He1 He! He! H\u0131k ! Art\u0131k ben de gideyim
\n( M\u00fcfetti\u015f sarho\u015f sarho\u015f kap\u0131ya do\u011fru gider kap\u0131y\u0131 \u00e7ift g\u00f6r\u00fcr )
\nM\u00dcF.KEMAL \u2013 H\u0131k ! Hangi kap\u0131dan \u00e7\u0131kaca\u011f\u0131m ? H\u0131k !
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 He! He! Bu kap\u0131dan ortadakinden .
\n( M\u00fcfetti\u015f sekreter k\u0131sm\u0131na ge\u00e7er ye\u015fimi kast ederek )
\nM\u00dcF. KEMAL \u2013 E! H\u0131k! Burada bir kar\u0131 vard\u0131 o ne oldu nerede ?
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Mesaisi bitti . Mesaisi bitti .
\nM\u00dcF .KEMAL\u2014Onu da bir ara g\u00f6nder bana
\n( Nurettin k\u0131zar belli etmemeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r Sahte yalakal\u0131kla )
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Tabi Tabi g\u00f6ndermez miyim hi\u00e7 bu ya\u015ftan sonra bir pezevenk olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z kalm\u0131\u015ft\u0131 \u2026 G\u00fcle,g\u00fcle ( M\u00fcfetti\u015f gider ) Nurettin keyifle g\u00fcler He! He! Bu i\u015fte tamam.
\nFAHRETT\u0130N-( \u015ea\u015fk\u0131n ) Abi ne tamam\u0131 ? Sen ne yapt\u0131n \u00f6yle ne yapm\u0131\u015f\u0131m ki
\nNURETT\u0130N- He! He! Ne yapm\u0131\u015f\u0131m ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014G\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc k\u0131rpmadan y\u00fcz bin ytl bay\u0131ld\u0131n herife bir de seviniyorsun .
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Ne tela\u015f ediyorsun salak ? O paralar\u0131 niye k\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131 kasadan istettim ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Ha niye ? Ben de onu merak etmi\u015ftim .
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Niye olacak ? O kasada ki paralar sahte de o y\u00fczden Ya ! Ne haber ulan hi\u00e7 havaya para atacak g\u00f6z var m\u0131 ben de ? Bak \u015fu g\u00f6ze bu g\u00f6z Kayserili g\u00f6z\u00fc be ! Hem de hasosundan . He! He! He!
\n( Birden g\u00fclmesi kesilir y\u00fcz\u00fc d\u00fc\u015fer d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnceli bir hal al\u0131r )
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Ne oldu abi ?
\nNURETT\u0130N— Ne ac\u0131 ki , Allah\u0131n z\u0131r delisi bile, olmayan mant\u0131\u011f\u0131 ile, r\u00fc\u015fveti kabul etmezken , Devletin ak\u0131ll\u0131 ge\u00e7inen, mant\u0131kl\u0131 m\u00fcfetti\u015fi r\u00fc\u015fveti kabul etti bunu bu duruma getirenler utans\u0131n. Ben ne diyeyim art\u0131k ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N\u2014Peki abi , Bu r\u00fc\u015fveti alan m\u00fcfetti\u015f ile \u00f6b\u00fcr m\u00fcfetti\u015f aras\u0131nda ki fark nedir anlayamad\u0131m ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Anlayamad\u0131n m\u0131 ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N \u2013 Evet. Anlayamad\u0131m.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Fark\u0131 fiyat\u0131 o\u011flum. Fiyat\u0131 !
\n( 1.perde biter. Perde kapan\u0131r. )<\/p>\n

2. PERDE<\/p>\n

(Nuretin masas\u0131nda gazete okumaktad\u0131r. Birden y\u00fcksek sesle )
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014O Ne ? A! A! A! ( Gazeteyi kast eder ) Bir bok var zannettiniz de\u011fil mi asl\u0131nda hi\u00e7 bir bok yok zaten ona hayret ettim. Haberlerde haber olsa ( Ba\u015fl\u0131\u011f\u0131 okur ) \u2018\u00d6z damad\u0131n\u0131 do\u011frad\u0131\u201d ulan \u00fcvey damat m\u0131 var zaten ? \u201c Alkolik olan \u00f6z damad\u0131n\u0131 , g\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc k\u0131rpmadan vah\u015fice do\u011frayan kaynana , olaydan sonra \u015f\u00f6yle a\u00e7\u0131klama yapt\u0131 ; Her gece i\u00e7ip i\u00e7ip , eve gelip, k\u0131z\u0131m\u0131 ve beni d\u00f6v\u00fcyordu. Art\u0131k dayanamaz hale gelmi\u015ftik. O gece kendimi kay\u0131p ettim ve yapt\u0131m k\u0131z\u0131m\u0131n hi\u00e7 bir su\u00e7u yok dedi . dedi . ( Gazeteyi b\u0131rak\u0131r ) Allahtan kaynanam bu gazeteyi okumaz zaten okursa kesin yanm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m . Dikilirdi kafama ( Kaynanas\u0131n\u0131n taklidini yapar ) \u201c Bana bak damat ! Elin ne kaynanas\u0131 var bak! El damad\u0131n\u0131 do\u011fruyor. Bak ta benim de\u011ferimi bil\u201d diye g\u00fcnlerce , ne g\u00fcnlercesi ? Aylarca, ba\u015f\u0131m\u0131n etini yerdi . ( D\u0131\u015far\u0131dan kaynans\u0131n\u0131n ye\u015fim ile tart\u0131\u015fma sesi gelir ) \u0130\u015fte kaynanam bela geliyorum demez, gelir .
\n( Sahneye h\u0131\u015f\u0131mla kaynana girer Ye\u015fim yoktur )
\nKAYNAN\u2014 ( Ye\u015fimi kast der ) A! A! A! Terbiyesiz \u015fey ! Hala \u00f6\u011frenemedi bana sayg\u0131 g\u00f6stermeyi . Terbiyesiz \u015fey ! Birde bacak kadar boyu ile kafa tutuyor . neymi\u015f efendim \u201c Doktor bey rahats\u0131z edilmek istemiyormu\u015f ta yorgunmu\u015f ta . Doktor beye geldi\u011finizi haber vereyim de \u201c A! A! A! Ben geleme b\u00f6yle \u015feylere.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Bo\u015funa k\u0131za k\u0131zma kaynanac\u0131\u011f\u0131m . K\u0131z ca\u011f\u0131z g\u00f6revini yap\u0131yor.
\nKAYNANA\u2014Ne yani ayol beni engellemekte mi?
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Hay\u0131r can\u0131m ? Seni de\u011fil .
\nKAYNANA\u2014E kimleri peki ?
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Bizim delilerden baz\u0131lar\u0131 ,ka\u00e7may\u0131 ba\u015far\u0131p, buraya geliyorlar da. \u0130\u015fte onlar\u0131 engellemek g\u00f6revim.
\nKAYNANA\u2014Ne yani ? \u015eimdi ben deli miyim
\nNUERTT\u0130N\u2014Ayn\u0131 zaman da \u00e7ok iyi ak\u0131ll\u0131 taklidi yap\u0131p , buraya kadar gelenleri de bulunmakta .Yinede zaman, zaman ,kendilerini bildikleri g\u00f6r\u00fcl\u00fcr.
\nKANANA\u2014Bana bak damat bug\u00fcn seninle u\u011fra\u015facak halim yok b\u00fct\u00fcn sinirlerim alt \u00fcst olmu\u015f zaten . Birde seninle mi u\u011fra\u015faca\u011f\u0131m ne oldu diye de , sak\u0131n bir \u015fey de sorma .
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Yooo ! Gere\u011fi yok ki! Sen sormadan anlat\u0131rs\u0131n zaten .
\n( Kaynanas\u0131 biran sesiz sinirli sinirli etraf\u0131na bak\u0131narak sinirli sinirli konu\u015fmadan oturur sahnede b\u00fcy\u00fck sessizlik hakimdir. Kaynana dayanamay\u0131p sinirle tekrar yak\u0131nmaya ba\u015flar )
\nKAYNANA– Bug\u00fcn otob\u00fcste \u00e7orab\u0131m ka\u00e7t\u0131
\nNURETT\u0130N—He! He! Ben mal\u0131m\u0131 bilmez miyim anam ya ! Demek otob\u00fcste \u00e7orab\u0131n ka\u00e7t\u0131 ?
\nKAYNANA\u2014 ( Sinirli ) Evet
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Yapma ya ! hadi T\u00fch! T\u00fch! O y\u00fczden mi sinirlerin alabora oldu ?
\nKAYNANA\u2014Ya! Evet.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Desene kaynanac\u0131\u011f\u0131m , Irak sava\u015f\u0131ndan sonra , b\u00fcy\u00fck bir dram ya\u015fanm\u0131\u015f otob\u00fcste Vah! Vah ! He! He! He!
\nKAYNANA\u2014Damat! Damat!
\nNURETT\u0130N— Peki ihbar ettin mi ?
\nKAYNANA\u2014Neyi ?
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Firar eden \u00e7orab\u0131n\u0131 .
\nKAYNANA\u2014Anlamad\u0131m.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014\u00c7orab\u0131m ka\u00e7t\u0131 dedin ya! Polise ihbar etmedin mi \u0130hbar etseydin hemen yakalarlard\u0131 . diyorum yani.
\nKAYNANA– Nas\u0131l yakalarlard\u0131.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Kokusundan yakalarlard\u0131. He! He!
\nKAYNANA\u2014Damat! Damat!
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Peki bacaklar\u0131na bakan odlumu ?
\nKAYNANA\u2014Evet. Otob\u00fcsteki b\u00fct\u00fcn erkekler bakt\u0131.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014B\u00fct\u00fcn hepsi mi ?
\nKAYNANA\u2014Evet.
\nNURETT\u0130N— ( Ciddi ) Terbiyesizler !
\nKAYNANA—Evet.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Ahlak denen bir \u015fey kalmam\u0131\u015f!
\nKAYNANA\u2014Evet.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Bu millet adam olmaz kaynanac\u0131\u011f\u0131m.
\nKAYNANA- \u00c7ok do\u011fru evlad\u0131m .
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Erkekli\u011fin y\u00fcz karas\u0131 herifler .
\nKAYNANA\u2014A\u011fz\u0131ndan bal daml\u0131yor.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Bu millet adam olmaz. Ulan ne anl\u0131yorsunuz ? Ne zevk al\u0131yorsunuz . O mu\u015fmula gibi baca\u011fa bakmaktan . Zevksiz herifler. Erkekli\u011fin y\u00fcz karas\u0131 herifler ulan g\u00f6z zevkinin de bir raconu vard\u0131r be !
\n( Kaynana aya\u011fa sinirle kalkar )
\nKAYNANA\u2014Bana bak! Benle u\u011fra\u015fma , sonra \u00e7ok fena olur ha! Elimden kimse de alamaz seni .
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Vah\u015fi kaynanam benim. Bir akraban da gazeteye \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f .
\nKAYNANA\u2014Ya! Ne diye?
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Damad\u0131n\u0131 \u00f6ld\u00fcrd\u00fc diye. He! He! He! Yahu yeter ! Benimle u\u011fra\u015fma bug\u00fcn moralimiz bozuk diyoruz sana .
\n( Bu s\u0131rada telefon \u00e7alar. Nurettin a\u00e7ar )
\nNURETT\u0130N —- Alo! Simiydiniz Nazmiye han\u0131m? Nas\u0131ls\u0131n\u0131z ? Oh! Oh! Efendim ? Bizde iyiyiz sa\u011fl\u0131n\u0131za duac\u0131y\u0131z . Efendim? Nas\u0131l? Anlamad\u0131m. Bizim Cevriye mi do\u011furacak ? Oh! Oh! \u00c7ok sevindim. Allah hay\u0131rl\u0131 do\u011fumlar nasip etsin .Ama daha iki ay\u0131 yok muydu do\u011fuma ? demek erken do\u011fum olacak ? Desenize \u00e7ocuk f\u0131rlama olacak ? E ! \u015eey ! Diyordum ki ; \u00c7ocuk d\u00fcnya saati ile , ka\u00e7 gibi f\u0131rlayacak ? Yani \u00e7\u0131kacak.Aman ! Yani do\u011facak diyordum . Nas\u0131l ? Bilmiyor musunuz . E! hastaneye g\u00f6t\u00fcrmediniz mi ? Ne ? Kocas\u0131 m\u0131 g\u00f6ndermiyor ? A! A! O niye o ? H\u0131? \u00d6yle sa\u00e7ma sapan \u015fey mi olur ? Ne yani, Kar\u0131s\u0131na yabanc\u0131 erkek eli deymeyecekte Kar\u0131s\u0131 ve \u00e7ocu\u011fu \u00f6lecek mi ? K\u0131skan\u00e7l\u0131\u011f\u0131n b\u00f6lesi de olmaz ki ! Manyak m\u0131 o herif ? E! E! Ne yapacaks\u0131n kad\u0131n caz\u0131 siz delirdiniz mi ? Ben ne anlar\u0131m . Kad\u0131n do\u011furtmas\u0131ndan ? Hay\u0131r ! Hay\u0131r anam , Yapama \u00f6yle \u015fey. Tamam . Doktor olmas\u0131na doktorum da, Jinekolog de\u011filim ruh doktoruyum. Ama size s\u00f6z veriyorum, \u00e7ocuk b\u00fcy\u00fcs\u00fcn ruhuyla ilgilenirim . Allah! Allah ! Yapamam diyorum size yahu niye anlam\u0131yorsunuz ? Laf\u0131m\u0131 s\u00fcnnet etmeyin de dinleyin laf\u0131m\u0131, laf\u0131m\u0131 diyorum. Oras\u0131 s\u00fcnnet olal\u0131 \u00e7ok oldu hem sizi oras\u0131 da hi\u00e7 ilgilendirmez. Bak\u0131n Nazmiye han\u0131m, do\u011fumdan hi\u00e7 anlamam hem anlasam bile telefonlar \u00f6tesi o i\u015fi nas\u0131l yapabilirim? Hen\u00fcz online do\u011fum sistemi bulunamad\u0131 . Ne yani ? E! E! Benim elim de yabanc\u0131 eli Allah! Allah ! Ni\u00e7in anlam\u0131yorsunuz ? Of! Of! Peki karde\u015fim madem anlam\u0131yorsunuz size do\u011fum uzman\u0131m\u0131 \u00e7a\u011f\u0131ray\u0131m da o yard\u0131mc\u0131 olsun az beleyin ( D\u0131\u015far\u0131ya seslenir ) Doktor Duran Dursun bey ( Deli girer kendini do\u011fum uzman\u0131 zannetmektedir .)
\nDURAN\u2014 Geldim! Geldim! Ne var ? Do\u011fum mu var ?
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Evet. Do\u011fum var .
\nDURAN\u2014Oho! Ben do\u011furtmay\u0131 \u00e7ok severim .
\n( Aniden Kaynanay\u0131 kollar\u0131ndan tutup yere yat\u0131rmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r Nurettin panikle araya girer )
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Dur! lan Dur! O de\u011fil .
\nDURAN\u2014 E! Hasta nerde peki ?
\nNurettin\u2014Telefonda . Telefonda !
\nDURAN \u2014Telefonda m\u0131 ? H\u0131 ! Bu en kolay do\u011fum . \u015eip \u015fak hallederiz . \u015fimdi ver telefonu. Halledeyim iki dakika da.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014 ( Telefonda ki kad\u0131na) Nazmiye han\u0131m \u015fimdi sizi do\u011fum uzman\u0131m\u0131z doktor Duran Dursun beye veriyorum o yard\u0131mc\u0131 olur size ( Telefonu durana verir.)
\n( Duran uzman havalar\u0131nda kendinden emin tav\u0131rla kad\u0131n\u0131 dinler .)
\nDURAN\u2014 Alo He! Bac\u0131m dinliyorum. Tamam. Tamam. Hallederiz \u015fimdi. siz mi do\u011furacaks\u0131n\u0131z ? siz de\u011filsiniz demek. h\u0131! Hasta nerede yan\u0131n\u0131zda m\u0131 ? g\u00fczel . Ben do\u011furtmay\u0131 severim .\u015eimdi dikkatle dinleyin. Yat\u0131r\u0131n kar\u0131y\u0131 s\u0131rt \u00fcst\u00fc Yat\u0131rd\u0131n\u0131z m\u0131 ? He! G\u00fczel nas\u0131l bir di\u015f macununu ortas\u0131ndan s\u0131kars\u0131n macun p\u0131rt eder, z\u0131pla kar\u0131n\u0131n karn\u0131na \u00e7ocuk f\u0131rlay\u0131nca al\u0131r gidersin Ge\u00e7mi\u015f olsun . iyi g\u00fcnler. ( Telefonu Nurettin e uzat\u0131r. sahneden h\u0131zla \u00e7\u0131kar. Nurettin \u015fa\u015f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f halde kad\u0131nla konu\u015fur.)
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014E! Nazmiye han\u0131m . manavdan kasap bu kadar olur. \u0130yi g\u00fcnler ( Telefonu kapat\u0131r. )
\n( \u0130\u00e7eriye aniden bir ba\u015fka deli olan atmasyon Recep girer )
\nRECEP\u2014Hieyt! Ben geldim. Sekreter beni buraya b\u0131rakmad\u0131 hafif d\u00f6vd\u00fcm .
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Vay atmasyon Recep ne haber lan ?
\nRECEP\u2014Hi\u00e7 iyi de\u011filim . Bug\u00fcn yine intihar ettim .
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Yinemi sen ge\u00e7ende de intihar etmemi\u015f mi idin?
\nRECEP\u2014Evet etmi\u015ftim. Bo\u011faz k\u00f6pr\u00fcs\u00fcnden kendimi ta! A\u015fa b\u0131rakm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m sonra yar\u0131 yolda iken yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131n yanl\u0131\u015f oldu\u011funu anlad\u0131m , hemen yukar\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131m. Tam on dakika s\u00fcrd\u00fc.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Hadi lan! atma
\nRECEP\u2014Valla bak .Saate bakt\u0131m .Kolumda duvar saati vard\u0131.
\nNURETT\u0130N-Att\u0131n yine he! \u00c7\u0131k d\u0131\u015far\u0131.
\n( Recep Kaynanay\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcr taciz etmek ister .)
\nRECEP\u2014Allah ! kar\u0131 kim bu ? Eliyleyim mi bunu ben ellerim bunu.
\nNURETT\u0130N- ( Tela\u015fla engel olmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r ) Hop! Len Hop! Ellenmez o Kaynanam o benim.
\nRECEP\u2014Olsun ben ellerim, ellerim bunu
\n( Nurettin Recep\u2019 i Yaka pa\u00e7a d\u0131\u015far\u0131 atar. )
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Y\u00fcr\u00fc lan edepsiz. Do\u011fru ko\u011fu\u015funa ( Kaynanas\u0131na ) asl\u0131nda \u00e7ocu\u011fa k\u0131zmamak laz\u0131md\u0131 kaynanac\u0131\u011f\u0131m. Televizyonda ne g\u00f6r\u00fcyorsa onu taklit ediyor. Hani sanat ad\u0131na soyunuyorlar ya sonra da onlar\u0131 taciz ediyorlar. Onlardan \u00f6zenip yap\u0131yor. Soyunmak sanat m\u0131? Ne yani sanat yap\u0131la bilmesi i\u00e7in illa soyunulmas\u0131 m\u0131 laz\u0131m kad\u0131n\u0131n hakk\u0131m\u0131 bu kadar a\u015fa\u011f\u0131lanmak, b\u00f6le rezil edilmek. Hani nerde kald\u0131 kad\u0131n haklar\u0131 p\u00f6h! Soyunmak sanatm\u0131\u015f m\u0131\u015f k\u0131zmakta haks\u0131z m\u0131y\u0131m ama kaynanac\u0131\u011f\u0131m ?
\nKAYNANA\u2014Eh! S\u00f6ylediklerinin baz\u0131lar\u0131nda hakl\u0131 olabilirsin , ama bir konuda yanl\u0131\u015fs\u0131n.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Hangi konuda yanl\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015f\u0131m. Ellenme konusunda m\u0131 ?
\nKAYNANA\u2014Hay\u0131r. Soyunman\u0131n sanat olup olamama konusunda .
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Yani sence de mi soyunmak sanat .
\nKAYNANA\u2014Tabi ki sanat .
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Ya! \u00d6ylemi?
\nKAYNANA\u2014\u00d6yle tabi .
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014 ( Alayc\u0131 ) \u00d6yle ise, haz\u0131r burada bu kadar ki\u015fi varken, bize biraz sanat g\u00f6sterisi yapar m\u0131s\u0131n ? Say\u0131n sanat sever kaynanac\u0131\u011f\u0131m.
\nKAYNANA \u2014A! A! A! Ben deli miyim ayol ?
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Niye ? \u015eimdi o soyunanlar deli mi idiler ki soyunuyorlar ?
\nKAYNANA\u2014Yo ! Be\u2026 Ben\u2026 yapamam bu ya\u015fta .
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014 ( K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fcmseyerek alayc\u0131 ) Aman , aman kals\u0131n zaten ciddi de de\u011filim. Zaten kimsenin hakk\u0131 yoktur.
\nKAYNANA_ Neye ?
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Bu kadar ki\u015finin g\u00f6z zevkiyle oynay\u0131p midesini buland\u0131rmaya.
\nKAYNANA\u2014a! A! A! Terbiyesizin zoruna bak. Ben hala ta\u015f gibiyim ayol. Evvel Allah sapa sa\u011flam\u0131m be !
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Evet sapa sa\u011flams\u0131n, ama sana ancak arkeologlar bakar.
\nKAYNANA-H\u0131! O niye imi\u015f o ?
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014E! Haz\u0131r kar\u015f\u0131lar\u0131nda senin gibi canl\u0131 , her organ\u0131 yerinde ta\u015f gibi, sapa sa\u011flam, buru\u015fmam\u0131\u015f, koku\u015fmam\u0131\u015f bir mumya bulmu\u015flarda , ka\u00e7\u0131r\u0131rlar m\u0131 hi\u00e7 kaynanac\u0131\u011f\u0131m ? Allahtan arkeoloji m\u00fczesi seni g\u00f6rmemi\u015f. Zaten g\u00f6rm\u00fc\u015f olsa yanm\u0131\u015ft\u0131n. Al\u0131rlard\u0131 seni bir k\u00f6\u015feye koyarlard\u0131 biblo diye. Sonra orada \u015feye benzerdin .E! Hani \u00fc\u00e7 maymun biblosu var ya kol kola girmi\u015fler yan yana duruyorlar. Biri b\u00f6yle g\u00f6zlerini kapat\u0131yor. ( Elleriyle kendi g\u00f6zlerini kapat\u0131r.) Biri kulaklar\u0131n\u0131 t\u0131k\u0131yor. ( Kulaklar\u0131n\u0131 kapat\u0131r ) Bir tanesi de b\u00f6yle a\u011fz\u0131n\u0131 kapat\u0131yor. ( A\u011fz\u0131n\u0131 kapat\u0131r.) \u015eimdi! O maymunlara bir yenisi eklenmi\u015f. O da b\u00f6yle ( \u0130ki eliyle cinsel organ\u0131n\u0131 kapat\u0131r.) He! He! He! B\u00f6yle devre g\u00f6re b\u00f6yle maymun .
\nKAYNANA \u2013 Ay ! C\u0131r, c\u0131r \u00e7ene ! bari i\u015fe yarar, bir \u015feyler konu\u015fsa. Konu\u015fmaz. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc onun derdi benimle. Beni k\u0131zd\u0131rmak, sinirlendirmek i\u00e7in elinden geleni ard\u0131na koymuyorsun yani. Bravo sana bravo. Valla bravo.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 \u0130\u015fine gelmeyince hep b\u00f6yle olur. \u00d6yle uzaktan, uzaktan bir \u015feyler biliyormu\u015f gibi konu\u015fmak \u00e7ok kolay de\u011fil mi ? Soyunmak sanatm\u0131\u015f ! P\u00f6h ! Bir \u015feylerden anlasa da can\u0131m\u0131 yese. H\u0131h ! soyunmak sanatm\u0131\u015f! Soyunmak sanat olsa idi genel evde ki kad\u0131nlar\u0131 Oscar\u2019a aday g\u00f6sterirlerdi. Pardon yani. Biz biliyoruz da konu\u015fuyoruz. Yalan m\u0131 ha sanat sever kaynanac\u0131\u011f\u0131m?
\nKAYNANA \u2013 Aman be ! \u00c7\u0131ld\u0131raca\u011f\u0131m ! Delirece\u011fim, senin yan\u0131n da be!
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Ziyan\u0131 yok. Yatacak yer sana da buluruz. Sen karar ver, bak sana s\u00f6z veriyorum,seni tek ki\u015filik yatakta, tek ba\u015f\u0131na yat\u0131raca\u011f\u0131m.
\nKAYNANA \u2013 A ! Yeter be ! U\u011fra\u015fma benimle. Sana gelince ne s\u00f6yledim?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Ne s\u00f6yledin ?
\nKAYNANA \u2013 Moralim bozuk, benle u\u011fra\u015fma demedim mi ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Aman sen de be kaynanac\u0131\u011f\u0131m ! Bir \u00e7orab\u0131n ka\u00e7t\u0131 diye, insan bu kadar \u00fcz\u00fcl\u00fcr m\u00fc ? Ya !
\nKAYNANA \u2013 Sadece o olsa ! B\u00fct\u00fcn bu \u00fcz\u00fcnt\u00fclerime her ge\u00e7en g\u00fcn, bir yenisi ekleniyor. D\u00fcn de \u00fcst katta ki , benim bakt\u0131\u011f\u0131m, yatalak Rahmi bey\u2019i kaybettik.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 (Ciddi ) Yapma be!
\nKAYNANA \u2013 ( A\u011flamakl\u0131 ) Ya !
\nNURETT\u0130N – ( Ciddi ve merakl\u0131 ) Ya ! demek kaybettiniz ?
\nKAYNANA \u2013 Evet. Kaybettik.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 (Sahte ilgi ile ) D\u00fcn ak\u015fam m\u0131 kaybettiniz ?
\nKAYNANA \u2013 Ah ! Ah ! Evet. D\u00fcn ak\u015fam kaybettik.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 ( G\u0131r, g\u0131r\u2019a al\u0131r ) Vah ! Vah ! Yaz\u0131k olmu\u015f adama be ! E ! Peki sonra bulamad\u0131n\u0131z m\u0131 adam\u0131 ? Nerede b\u0131rakt\u0131n\u0131z da, kaybettiniz o halde ki adam\u0131 yahu ?
\nKAYNANA \u2013 ( Kendini toparlar. Sinirli ve \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n ) Ne ? Ne diyorsun sen ? Adamca\u011f\u0131z \u00f6ld\u00fc be !
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 ( Numaradan irkilir ) Hi ! Katiller !
\nKAYNANA \u2013 Ne katilleri be ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 ( Savc\u0131 edas\u0131 ile kaynanas\u0131n\u0131 ,k\u0131zd\u0131rmak i\u00e7in, su\u00e7lamaya ba\u015flar ) Sizi vicdans\u0131zlar sizi !O olay gecesi, yapayaln\u0131z, eli aya\u011f\u0131 tutmayan, k\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcm olan ,zavall\u0131 Rahmi bey\u2019i herkesten habersiz, \u0131ss\u0131z bir yere ka\u00e7\u0131r\u0131p, k\u00f6t\u00fc emellerinize alet etmek istediniz de\u011fil mi? \u0130tiraf et !
\nKAYNANA \u2013 ( \u015ea\u015fk\u0131n ve afallam\u0131\u015f halde ) \u0130stedik mi ? Ne ? Kiminle ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Rahmi bey\u2019in kap\u0131 kom\u015fusu olan koca delisi, dul Zeliha ile birlikte. Evet. Evet. Aynen iddia makam\u0131n\u0131n bahsetti\u011fi gibi olmu\u015ftu. Yalan m\u0131 ha ? Yalan m\u0131 ? De\u011fil tabii ki ! Y\u00fcce yarg\u0131dan kimse ka\u00e7amaz . O gece kocas\u0131zl\u0131ktan, aynen senin gibi kudurmu\u015f olan dul Zeliha da vard\u0131 yan\u0131nda. Maktul\u2019um zavall\u0131, bu iki amazon kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda , \u00f6ylece \u00e7aresiz,kaderine boyun e\u011fmi\u015f sere serpe yat\u0131yordu. Yalan m\u0131 ? Demek susmay\u0131 tercih ediyorsun ha ? anla\u015f\u0131ld\u0131. Zaten siz b\u00fct\u00fcn katiller ayn\u0131s\u0131n\u0131zd\u0131r. Hele bu katil bir kaynana ise. Bu g\u00fcnk\u00fc gazete bile benimle ayn\u0131 kan\u0131da. Neyse konumuza, yani olay gecesine geri d\u00f6nelim. O gece, Zeliha ile ikiniz, o zavall\u0131 , masum, eli aya\u011f\u0131 tutmayan ve hatta \u015feyi bile tutmayan zavall\u0131 adam\u0131 o k\u00f6t\u00fc haris, \u00e7\u0131lg\u0131n arzular\u0131n\u0131z\u0131n kurban\u0131 ettiniz. Evet zavall\u0131 maktul bir hi\u00e7 u\u011fruna \u015fehvetinizin kurban\u0131 olmu\u015ftu. Hatta bununla yetinmeyip, sat\u0131rla do\u011frad\u0131n\u0131z de\u011fil mi adam\u0131 ?
\nKAYNANA \u2013 Oha ! Atman\u0131n da b\u00f6ylesi olur.
\nNURETT\u0130N – Ne yani yalan m\u0131?
\nKAYNANA \u2013 Yalan tabii. Adam eceli ile gitti. Acayip uydurdun. Sen doktor olaca\u011f\u0131na yazar olmal\u0131 imi\u015fsin. Duyanda inanacak bu aptalca \u015fey ler\u2019e. \u00d6ylemi san\u0131yorsun ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Ne k\u0131z\u0131yorsun be kaynanac\u0131\u011f\u0131m ? tatl\u0131 , tatl\u0131 tak\u0131l\u0131yoruz i\u015fte !
\nKAYNANA \u2013 Sen git de bir barda\u011fa tak\u0131l. Hi\u00e7 olmazsa kulp olup bir i\u015fe yarars\u0131n. Ben gidiyorum. ( sinirle sahneden \u00e7\u0131kar .)
\n(I\u015eIK S\u00d6NER )
\n(Nurettin sahne de tektir . i\u00e7eri ye deli girer.)
\n2. deli espirisi buraya girecek
\n(Deli sahneden \u00e7\u0131kar. Nurettin fahrettin\u2019 i \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131r. )
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Fahrettin ! Fahrettin ! \u00d6b\u00fcr gazetem nerde len ? Getir onu hemen.
\n(Fahrettin elinde buru\u015f, buru\u015f olmu\u015f gazete ile girer.)
\nFahrettin \u2013 buyur amirim getirdim.
\n( Nurettin gazeteyi al\u0131r. Y\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fc ek\u015fitir. )
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Ne bu lan gazetenin hali? O\u011flum kokuyor bu ! \u00d6f !
\nFAHRETT\u0130N \u2013 Tuvalet te okuyordum da abi.. Azc\u0131k hat\u0131ram sinmi\u015f. He ! He !
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Tamam. Tamam. Kes . ( Gazeteyi okur ) Bilim adamlar\u0131, insan\u0131n en \u00e7ok d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnceyi tuvalet te \u00fcretti\u011fini s\u00f6yledi. Bak len Fahrettin \u0130nsan en \u00e7ok d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnceyi tuvalet te \u00fcretiyormu\u015f.
\nFAHRETT\u0130N \u2013 He ! Amirim. Benim gazeteyi niye orda okudu\u011fumu san\u0131yorsun.
\nNurettin \u2013 Desene len ondan bizim ayd\u0131nlar devaml\u0131 s\u0131\u00e7\u0131yor.
\nFahrettin \u2013 Abi o zaman ben de ayd\u0131n\u0131m. De\u011fil mi ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Tabi ayd\u0131ns\u0131n o\u011flum. Ama s\u0131\u00e7an ayd\u0131n. Y\u00fcr\u00fc len i\u015finin ba\u015f\u0131na\u2026 ( Fahrettin \u00e7\u0131kar ) Ayd\u0131nm\u0131\u015f! Sen ayd\u0131nsan ben de Kahramanmara\u015f\u2019\u0131m\u2026.\u00e7\u0131k ! \u0130\u011fren\u00e7 oldu bu espiri.
\n( Gazeteyi okumaya devam eder.)
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Bakal\u0131m ba\u015fka ne varm\u0131\u015f ? Bu ne k\u00f6\u015fesi imi\u015f. Ha ! Haydar abi k\u00f6\u015fesi\u2026 Bakal\u0131m neler yaz\u0131lm\u0131\u015f ? Sevgili Haydar a\u011fabey. Ben Antalya dan talihsiz \u0130. N.yim.(kendi kendine) \u0130bne mi acaba ? ( Okumaya devam eder.) 21 ya\u015f\u0131nda gen\u00e7 bir k\u0131z\u0131m. ( Kendi kendine ) \u0130bne de\u011filmi\u015f. Lezbiyen olabilir mi? De neden takt\u0131m ben bu kadar ki ? Anlayamad\u0131m. ( Okumaya devam eder. ) Sevgili Haydar abi benim b\u00fcy\u00fck bir derdim var. Bu sorunumu kimseye a\u00e7amad\u0131m. Korktu\u011fumdan, herkesten gizledim. Zaten kimse bilmesin diye size a\u00e7\u0131lmaya karar verdim. (kendi kendine ) K\u0131z hakl\u0131. Ne var can\u0131m burada biz bizeyiz. Yetmi\u015f milyon dedi\u011fin nedir ki ? (okur) E\u011fer resmimi yay\u0131nlarsan\u0131z, g\u00f6z\u00fcme \u00e7izik at\u0131n da tan\u0131nmayay\u0131m. ( Kendi kendine ) K\u0131z hakl\u0131 . \u00d6yle ya ! G\u00f6z\u00fcne \u00e7izik at\u0131l\u0131nca tan\u0131nmaz. Y\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fcn geri kalan\u0131 kabak gibi orta da kal\u0131r.
\nZaten insan\u0131 y\u00fcz\u00fc de\u011fil ele veren . \u0130nsan\u0131 ele veren ya g\u00f6z\u00fc d\u00fcr ? Ya da g\u00f6\u2026 d\u00fcr. Resmini de yay\u0131nlamam\u0131\u015flar. ( okur) Ben bir seneden beridir murat ad\u0131nda bir \u00e7ocukla fl\u00fct yap\u0131yordum. (D\u00fczeltir ) Fl\u00f6rt yap\u0131yordum. Hay senin T\u00fcrk\u00e7ene ..Fl\u00f6rt ediyordum desene be manyak k\u0131z\u2026Bundan birka\u00e7 ay evvel disko ya gittik. Eski slow par\u00e7alar e\u015fli\u011finde, slow, slow dans ediyorduk. Birden par\u00e7a de\u011fi\u015fti, yine eski bir par\u00e7a olan lambada dans\u0131 ile dans etmeye devam ettik. O zamanlar mini etek giydi\u011fimden, sevgilim bana aferin lambada yapmaya \u00e7ok uygun giyinmi\u015fsin bug\u00fcn diye iltifatlarda bulunuyordu. Lambada\u2019n\u0131n o enteresan fig\u00fcrlerini yaparken benim i\u00e7im bir tuhaf oluyordu, Nerede ise \u00e7\u0131\u011fl\u0131k atacakt\u0131m, danstan m\u0131d\u0131r nedir, yoksa sevgilimin iltifat\u0131m\u0131d\u0131r? Nedense hi\u00e7 tatmad\u0131\u011f\u0131m bir zevki tadar olmu\u015ftum. \u00c7ok mutluydum. Sevgili Haydar abi o g\u00fcnden beridir Murat\u2019\u0131 hi\u00e7 g\u00f6remiyorum, telefonu da s\u00fcrekli kapal\u0131. Beni de aram\u0131yor. \u00dcz\u00fcnt\u00fcden kilo al\u0131p \u015fi\u015fmanlamaya ba\u015flad\u0131m. Can\u0131m da \u00fc\u00e7 ayd\u0131r h\u0131yar tur\u015fusu \u00e7ekiyor. Acaba ben hamile miyim ? ( kendi kendine ) Bakal\u0131m Haydar abisi ne cevap vermi\u015f ? Sevgili rumuzcu\u011fum \u0130. N ci\u011fim. Ben m\u00fcneccim de\u011filim bakmadan anlayay\u0131m. Uygun oldu\u011fum m\u00fcsait bir ortamda bulu\u015fursak bakar\u0131m o zamanda cevab\u0131n\u0131 veririm. Birde anlad\u0131\u011f\u0131m kadar\u0131 ile sen biraz tembel ve cimrisin. Madem can\u0131n \u00fc\u00e7 ayd\u0131r can\u0131n h\u0131yar tur\u015fusu \u00e7ekiyor, kald\u0131r k\u0131\u00e7\u0131n\u0131, k\u0131y parana da h\u0131yar tur\u015fusu al. Her can\u0131 h\u0131yar tu\u015fu su \u00e7ekeni ciddiye alsalard\u0131 , n\u00fcfus planlama dairesi tur\u015fucular\u0131 toptan kapatt\u0131r\u0131rd\u0131. \u015eu an benimde can\u0131m h\u0131yar tur\u015fusu \u00e7ekti. Ne yani \u015fimdi ben de mi hamileyim ? Ha bir de \u00fcz\u00fcnt\u00fcden kilo al\u0131p \u015fi\u015fmanlama\u011fa ba\u015flad\u0131m demi\u015fsin. Olmaz \u00f6yle sa\u00e7ma \u015fey yavrucu\u011fum. Sen ayran\u0131 fazla seviyor ve fazla ka\u00e7\u0131r\u0131yorsun galiba, o da gaz yap\u0131yor, yellenemeyip, davul gibi \u015fi\u015fiyorsun anla\u015f\u0131lan. E\u011fer bu tavsiyelerim de sana kar etmez ise \u00fc\u00e7 tavsiyem daha olacak. Birincisi fazla T\u00fcrk film\u2019i izleme. \u0130kincisi pembe dizi hi\u00e7 izleme \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fcs\u00fc ise intihar et. E\u011fer ger\u00e7ekten hamile isen baban bu durum da k\u0131sacas\u0131 seni \u2026 Oyar. Sevgilerimle Haydar abin.
\n( Nurettin\u2019in konu\u015fmas\u0131 bitti\u011fi anda, d\u0131\u015far\u0131dan k\u0131z\u0131 Serpil\u2019in sesini duyar.)
\nSERP\u0130L \u2013 Babi !
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 (Sevinir) K\u0131z\u0131m\u0131n sesini duyar gibi oldum.
\nSERP\u0130L \u2013 Babi!
\nNurettin \u2013 Yok yahu ! Duyuyorum resmen. Gel k\u0131z\u0131m gel ! Babas\u0131n\u0131n bir tanesidir o ! Gel k\u0131z\u0131m !
\n(K\u0131z\u0131 k\u0131r\u0131tarak , yan\u0131n da sevgilisi ile gelir.)
\nSERP\u0130L \u2013 Merhaba babi !
\n(Nurettin biraz \u015fa\u015f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f halde refleksle masan\u0131n alt\u0131na bakar. )
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Gel bobi gel ! Gel ku\u00e7u, ku\u00e7u gel ! K\u00f6pek mi ald\u0131n k\u0131z\u0131m ?
\nSERP\u0130L \u2013 Yo ! Ne k\u00f6pe\u011fi ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013Bobi diye seslendin ya !
\nSERP\u0130L \u2013 \u0130lahi baba ! Onu ben sana s\u00f6yledim.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 ( Bozulur) Bana m\u0131 s\u00f6yledin ? Can\u0131m gibi bakt\u0131\u011f\u0131m, yemedim, yedirdi\u011fim, i\u00e7medim,i\u00e7irdi\u011fim biricik k\u0131z\u0131m bana k\u00f6pek ismimi takacakt\u0131 ?
\nSERP\u0130L \u2013 Ne k\u00f6pek ismi ? Bobi de\u011fil. Babi diyorum.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Babi mi ?
\nSerpil \u2013 Evet. Babi dedim.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Ne demek oluyor \u015fimdi bu babi ?
\nSERP\u0130L – Baba demek oluyor.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Normal baba kelimesine ne oldu ? T\u00fcrk\u00e7eden istifa m\u0131 etti ?
\nSERP\u0130L \u2013 Aman baba ! Bir tuhaf olmu\u015fsun. Tan\u0131\u015ft\u0131ray\u0131m m\u00fcstakbel kocam aday\u0131.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Koca aday\u0131 m\u0131 ? Sen ne zamandan beridir,bana, babana dan\u0131\u015fmadan bir i\u015fe kalk\u0131\u015f\u0131r oldun ? nereden buldun bu portmanto k\u0131l\u0131kl\u0131y\u0131 ? Adeta y\u00fcr\u00fcyen bir pardes\u00fc !
\nSERP\u0130L \u2013 \u015ei\u015ft ! Baba ! \u0130nsan bir merhaba der.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 (Aksi ses tonu ile ) Merhaba .
\nKERAMETT\u0130N \u2013 Me..Me…Me\u2026Me\u2026
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 ( Geri ka\u00e7ar ) Hadi len ! Al k\u0131z\u0131m bunu hemen g\u00f6t\u00fcr.
\nSERP\u0130L \u2013 Niye ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Niye si var m\u0131 k\u0131z\u0131m ? Bu benden b\u00f6yle meme isterse senden nas\u0131l ister Allah bilir.
\nKERAMETT\u0130N \u2013 Me\u2026Me\u2026Me\u2026Me..
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 ( Geri ka\u00e7arak ) Yok o\u011flum ben de meme yok. Lafta anlam\u0131yor ya !
\nKERAMETT\u0130N \u2013Mer..Mer\u2026Mer..Mer..
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Siz mermer mi sat\u0131yorsunuz ?
\nSERP\u0130L \u2013 Neler sa\u00e7mal\u0131yorsun baba ? Canikom sana merhaba demek istiyor.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013Allah\u2019tan terc\u00fcman\u0131 yan\u0131nda. ( Keramettin\u2019e ) Nas\u0131ls\u0131n bakal\u0131m ?
\nKERAMETT\u0130N \u2013 \u0130..\u0130..iy ..iy ..ii
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Askerde telgraf\u00e7\u0131l\u0131k m\u0131 yapt\u0131n\u0131z ?
\nSERP\u0130L \u2013 O da nereden \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131 baba ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Baksana k\u0131z\u0131m mors alfabesi gibi konu\u015fuyor. T\u0131\u0131k ! T\u0131.. T\u0131k !
\nSERP\u0130L \u2013 Baba alay etme canikomla. \u00c7ocukca\u011f\u0131z sana bir \u015feyler deme\u011fe \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yor. Sense alay ediyorsun.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Bu bakan filan m\u0131 ?
\nSERP\u0130L \u2013 Yo! Niye ki ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Baksana ayn\u0131 onlar gibi, bir yere gidiyor da diyece\u011fini diyemiyor
\nSERP\u0130L \u2013 (K\u0131zg\u0131n ) Baba ! Baba !
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 ( K\u0131zg\u0131n ) Ne var ne ? ( Keramettin\u2019e ) \u00c7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yor musun ?
\n( keramettin b\u00fcy\u00fck el kol hareketleri ile hay\u0131r deme\u011fe \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r.)
\nKERAMETT\u0130N \u2013 Hay!..Hay!..Hay!..hayr..
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Yava\u015f lan ! Akl\u0131m\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131n.Az bir akl\u0131m var zaten .
\nKERAMETT\u0130N \u2013 B.. B.. Be..Be.. Ben.. Benn..
\nNurettin \u2013 Bursa k\u0131l\u0131\u00e7 kalkan ekibin mi var. Onu mu demeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yorsun ?
\nKERAMETT\u0130N \u2013 Y..Y..yo. Yoo!
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Ad\u0131n ne senin bakay\u0131m ?
\nKERAMETT\u0130N \u2013 k..K\u2026Ke..Ker\u2026 Kera..kera\u2026 ( Nurettin laf\u0131n\u0131 keser )
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Kerhaneci misin ulan yoksa sen?
\nKERAMETT\u0130N \u2013 kere\u2026kere..kere..
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Ka\u00e7 kere ?
\nKERAMETT\u0130N \u2013 Kera\u2026 kera..
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Kerrat cetvelini ezberledin \u00f6yle mi ? s\u00f6yle bakal\u0131m o zaman \u00fc\u00e7 \u00e7arp\u0131 \u00fc\u00e7 ne eder ?
\nKERAMETT\u0130N \u2013 Kera\u2026kera\u2026
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 K\u0131z\u0131m devreye gir yoksa herif gidecek, kere, kere diye\u2026
\nSERP\u0130L \u2013 Baba alay etme \u015fu canikomla. Ad\u0131n\u0131 ben s\u00f6yleyeyim.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 oh ! Be ! S\u00f6yle bakal\u0131m ne imi\u015f ad\u0131 ?
\nSerpil \u2013 Keramettin Hasan Ziya Osmano\u011fullar\u0131.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Baban\u0131z sizi pek sevmiyordu galiba ?
\nKERAMETT\u0130N \u2013 N..Ni..ni\u00e7..ni\u00e7in ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Ulan i\u015fkence olsun diye mi takt\u0131 san bu ismi ?
\nKERAMETT\u0130N \u2013 Bi..bi\u2026bil..bilm\u2026bilmem.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Al k\u0131z\u0131m bu herifi iade et !
\nSERP\u0130L \u2013 ( \u015ea\u015fk\u0131n ) A ! A ! Nereye ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Ald\u0131\u011f\u0131n yere. Mal\u0131n\u0131z defolu \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131 dersin. Verirsin gerisin geri.
\nSERP\u0130L \u2013 Baba !Nas\u0131l olur ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Bal gibi olur. Babam \u00e7ok k\u0131zd\u0131 , al\u0131n mal\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 der, \u015faak ! verirsin bu herifi .
\nSERP\u0130L \u2013 Baba teess\u00fcf ederim !
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Demokrasi var . Edebilirsin.
\nSERP\u0130L \u2013 Canikomdan adeta bir malm\u0131\u015f gibi s\u00f6z ediyorsun.
\nKERAMETT\u0130N \u2013 E..E..ev\u2026evet !
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Sen sus len ! Sen a\u011fz\u0131n\u0131 bayramdan bayram\u2019a a\u00e7. Hem ka\u00e7a kadar okudun sen bakay\u0131m ?
\nKERAMETT\u0130N \u2013 ( Lise demek ister.) Li..Lii..Li..
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Litvanya da m\u0131 okudun ?
\nKERAMETT\u0130N \u2013 Li..Lii..Li..
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Z\u0131lg\u0131t m\u0131 \u00e7ekiyorsun o\u011flum ne ?
\nSERP\u0130L \u2013 Aman baba ! Bir \u015feyden de anlam\u0131yorsun. Canikom san lise demek istiyor. Anlad\u0131n m\u0131 \u015fimdi ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Allah\u2019tan buradas\u0131n. Sende olmasan halimiz harapt\u0131 yani. ( Keramettin\u2019e ) De\u011fil mi lan ?
\nKERAMETT\u0130N \u2013 Ef..ef\u2026efe..Efen\u2026Efend\u2026efendim ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Ma\u015fallah ! T\u00fcrk\u00e7eyi anadili gibi konu\u015fuyorsunuz dedim. Nerden \u00f6\u011frendin b\u00f6yle ak\u0131c\u0131 konu\u015fmay\u0131?
\nKERAMETT\u0130N \u2013 Ke..Ke..Ken\u2026ken.dim\u2026 \u00d6\u011f..\u00d6\u011f\u011f\u2026\u00f6\u011fr..\u00d6\u011frend\u2026 \u00d6\u011frendim.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Bravo. Demek do\u011fal bir yetenek oluyor bu sizin ki si ?
\nKERAMETT\u0130N \u2013 ( G\u00fclerek \u00f6v\u00fcnmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r ) Do.. do.. Do\u011f.. Do\u011fru.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Hem kekeme, hem salak !
\nSERP\u0130L \u2013 \u015ei\u015ft ! Baba !
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Ka\u00e7a kadar okudun ? ( Keramettin tam cevap verecekken at\u0131l\u0131r. ) Aman konu\u015fma. Parma\u011f\u0131nla g\u00f6ster. O can\u0131m ak\u0131c\u0131 konu\u015fman\u0131 zayi etmeni istemem. B\u0131rak sen de kals\u0131n bakars\u0131n ilerde i\u015fine yarar. He! He!
\n( Keramettin parmaklar\u0131 ile iki yi i\u015faret eder. )
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Niye daha fazla okumad\u0131n ?
\nKERAMETT\u0130N – ( Co\u015fkulu ve tela\u015fl\u0131 ba\u011f\u0131rarak ) o!..O.. Oku..okuya\u2026okuyacakt\u0131m\u2026.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Sanki k\u0131zg\u0131n bo\u011fay\u0131 sakinle\u015ftirircesine) B\u00fcrst !Sakin ol ! Sakin ol ! Ho ! Ho ! Bunlar\u0131n \u00e7ene alt\u0131n\u0131 ok\u015fad\u0131n m\u0131 hemen yumu\u015farlar\u2026. Sakin oldun mu\u2026 Hah! \u015eimdi anlatabilirsin. (K\u0131z\u0131na d\u00f6ner k\u0131s\u0131k sesle ve k\u0131zg\u0131n ) K\u0131z\u0131m \u00e7ok mu arad\u0131n bu andavall\u0131y\u0131 ?
\n(Keramettin,bu arada okuyacakt\u0131m\u2019\u0131 s\u00f6ylemeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r.)
\nKERAMETT\u0130N\u2014O\u2026O\u2026o\u011f..o\u011f.. Oh..(Nurettin\u2019\u2019 oh u \u2018\u2019 yanl\u0131\u015f anlay\u0131p panik halinde kerametine d\u00f6ner.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014 (K\u0131zg\u0131n ve \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n ) Ne diyorsun lan arkamdan ? D\u00fcrz\u00fc bu ya\u015ftan sonra \u015eey mi edeceksin lan beni ?
\nSerpil \u2014 Baba canikomu yine yanl\u0131\u015f anlad\u0131n
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Ne yanl\u0131\u015f\u0131 be ? Herif resmen arkama ge\u00e7mi\u015f, b\u00fcy\u00fck bir keyifle oh \u00e7ekiyor be .
\nSERP\u0130L\u2014 (K\u0131zg\u0131n) Hay\u0131r oh demiyor .Okuyacakt\u0131m diyecekti sen hemen yanl\u0131\u015f anlad\u0131n.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014 (Rahatlam\u0131\u015f ) Ha .\u00d6ylemi ? Oh be bende sanm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m ki \u2026 Neyse bo\u015f ver. (Kekemeye ) Anlat bakal\u0131m niye lise ikiden fazla okumad\u0131n ?
\nKERAMETT\u0130N \u2014 O\u2026O\u2026Ok\u2026O\u011f.. O\u2026 Oh\u2026 (Nurettin sinirle laf\u0131n\u0131 keser )
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Lan deme \u015fu laf\u0131 deme , bir tuhaf oluyorum be. Lan ba\u015fka laf m\u0131 yok ? Ge\u00e7 okuyacakt\u0131m laf\u0131n\u0131 ge\u00e7 \u2026 Sen niye okuyamad\u0131n k\u0131saca onu anlat .
\nKERAMETT\u0130N – G\u00fc.. G\u00fc.. G\u00fcy\u2026 G\u00fcya G\u00fcya\u2026 H\u2026H\u2026Ho..Hoc.. hoc\u2026Hocam\u2026 Hocam\u0131.. \u00d6\u2026\u00d6\u2026 \u00d6l\u2026 \u00d6ld\u00fc.. \u00f6ld\u00fc..\u00f6ld\u00fc m\u00fc \u00d6ld\u00fcrm\u00fc\u015f\u00fcm .Ya G\u00fc.. G\u00fcya Hocam\u0131 \u00f6ld\u00fcrm\u00fc\u015f\u00fcm.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014 (Korkuyla ) Aman k\u0131z\u0131m bu katilmi\u015f ?
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 O da nereden \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131 ?
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Hocas\u0131n\u0131 \u00f6ld\u00fcrm\u00fc\u015f baksana .
\nSERP\u0130L\u2014 Ay baba ay .\u00d6ld\u00fcrmemi\u015f.Laf\u0131n\u0131 kesmezsen anlars\u0131n .(Kekemeye ) Sen ald\u0131rma ona anlat canikom.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Ha anlat bakal\u0131m canikom\u2026 Aman\u2026 Allah korusun benim de\u011fil, benim de\u011fil onun canikosu.
\nKERAMETT\u0130N \u2014 O..Oku..Okulun..\u0130lk A\u00e7.. A\u00e7\u0131ld\u0131.. A\u00e7\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131 g\u00fcn\u2026G\u00fcnler de \u2026 E\u2026 Ed.. Ede..Ede\u2026 Edebi\u2026edebi..edebiyat\u2026.D..Der\u2026 Dersi..dersin\u2026de..
\nKERAMETT\u0130N — H\u2026 Ho\u2026hoc\u2026Hoca\u2026 \u0130.. \u0130…\u0130s\u2026\u0130stik..\u0130stik.. \u0130stiklal..\u0130stiklal..ma..ma..ma..mar\u015f\u0131..mar\u015f\u0131n\u0131n..o.. o n\u2026 k\u0131\u2026k\u0131ta..k\u0131tas\u0131n\u0131 o\u2026oku\u2026okutmu\u015ftu.Ma \u2026Mate..Matematik..matematik dd..der\u2026dersinde bi..bit..bitti\u011finde ,ho..hoc.. hoc..hocay\u0131 s..s..sdyey..yey..sedyeyle g\u00f6..g\u00f6t\u00fc\u2026g\u00f6t\u00fcrm\u00fc\u015fler\u2026Allah\u0131n\u0131 s\u2026 sev\u2026 seven\u2026 do\u011f\u2026 do\u011f\u2026 do\u011fruyu\u2026 s\u2026 s\u00f6\u2026 s\u00f6yle\u2026s\u00f6ylesin, b\u2026bunda b\u2026 be\u2026 benim bi\u2026 bir su\u00e7u ..\u00e7\u00e7\u00e7\u2026 \u00e7um\u2026.su\u00e7um va \u2026var\u2026 varm\u0131? Ya yani.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014 (A\u011fz\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131k kalm\u0131\u015f halinden \u015foktan \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f biri gibi kurtulur) Yok Allah i\u00e7in senin burada bir su\u00e7un yok su\u00e7 hocanda Ulan bok mu vard\u0131 seni kald\u0131racak ? Sanki s\u0131n\u0131fta ba\u015fka \u00f6\u011frenci yokmuydu ?… Sen ger\u00e7ekten katilmi\u015fsin o\u011flum Be\u015f dakika daha konu\u015fsan burada seyirci kalmayacak lan.
\nSERP\u0130L\u2014 Ama baba her \u015feye ra\u011fmen \u00e7ok ho\u015f biri de\u011fil mi ?
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014 (Alayl\u0131) Evet ho\u015f. \u00c7ok ho\u015f. \u00c7ok ho\u015f. A\u011fz\u0131 var a\u011fz\u0131 yok .
\nSERP\u0130L\u2014Baba ona a\u011fz\u0131 var dili yok denir .
\nNURETT\u0130N — Dili var Ama bir boka yaram\u0131yor. Al k\u0131z\u0131m bunu g\u00f6t\u00fcr.Zaten konu\u015fmas\u0131 kekeme
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 Eee.N \u2018 olacak.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Ne olaca\u011f\u0131 var m\u0131 k\u0131z\u0131m ? (Cinselli\u011fi kasteder ) Ya \u00f6teki \u015feyi de kekemeyse? H\u0131 N2 olacak ? Torunlar taksitle mi do\u011fsun ? Bir g\u00fcn kol bir g\u00fcn bacak bir g\u00fcn burun .\u0130\u015fin yoksa t\u00fcp bebekten sonra birde Lego bebek yap yap\u0131\u015ft\u0131r yap\u0131\u015f torun \u00fcret. Art\u0131k bundan sonra paray\u0131 404\u2019e yat\u0131r\u0131rs\u0131n\u0131z.Malum ya ? He! He! He! \u2026
\nSERP\u0130L\u2014 Baba canikom bu laf\u0131na fena al\u0131nd\u0131 bak\u2026 Biz gidiyoruz.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Nereye ?
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 Anneme . Canikomu annemlerde tan\u0131\u015ft\u0131raca\u011f\u0131m.O hi\u00e7 olmazsa senin gibi de\u011fildir daha anlay\u0131\u015fl\u0131d\u0131r.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Olabilir .
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 Hem anneanne\u2019 mle de tan\u0131\u015ft\u0131r\u0131r\u0131m canikomu
\nNURETT\u0130N – Aman o g\u00f6rmesin o benden de beterdir. Hem eve kadar zahmet etme ananen burada,a\u015fa\u011f\u0131da delileri geziyor.Gelir birazdan .
\n(Tam bu s\u0131rada kaynanas\u0131n\u0131n ba\u011f\u0131rmas\u0131 duyulur.)
\nKAYNANA – (D\u0131\u015far\u0131dan ) Damat! Damat!
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 (K\u0131z\u0131na ) \u0130\u015fte \u0130ti an \u00e7oma\u011f\u0131 haz\u0131rla.
\n(Kaynanas\u0131 h\u0131\u015f\u0131mla ve sinirle i\u00e7eri girer. \u00dcst\u00fc ba\u015f\u0131 y\u0131rt\u0131kt\u0131r)
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Damat.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Kusura bakma kaynanac\u0131\u011f\u0131m haz\u0131rlayamad\u0131m .
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Neyi?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 \u00c7oma\u011f\u0131.He!He! \u2026
\nKAYNANA\u2014Anlayamad\u0131m?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Anlayan anlad\u0131 .Bu ne hal ?
\nKAYNA NA \u2014 Ne bi\u00e7im delilerin var ?
\nNURETT\u0130N — Ne oldu ki ?
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Hepsi deli bunlar\u0131n.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014 Senden de hi\u00e7 bir \u015fey saklanm\u0131yor yani .Nas\u0131l anlad\u0131n ? B\u00f6yle ne oldu sana ?
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Hepsi beni g\u00f6r\u00fcr g\u00f6rmez \u00fczerime sald\u0131r\u0131p tecav\u00fcz etmek istediler .
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 O zaman ak\u0131llanm\u0131\u015f onlar ak\u0131llanm\u0131\u015f Peki tecav\u00fcz edebildiler mi ?
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Hay\u0131r zor kurtuldum ellerinden hemen ka\u00e7t\u0131m.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 T\u00fch. Rezil herifler .Ka\u00e7 y\u0131ld\u0131r anlat\u0131yorum yine becerememi\u015fler .Salaklar (Yere t\u00fck\u00fcr\u00fcr )
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Bana bak damat bozuntusu hadi benle dalga ge\u00e7mek neyse de bu yere t\u00fck\u00fcrmekte ne oluyor?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Kim yere t\u00fck\u00fcrd\u00fc?
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Sen ayol?
\nNURETT\u0130N — A.Aa. Yalana bak Kuyruklu yalan valla\u2026
\nKAYNANA \u2014 A.Aa. Ne yalan\u0131 ayol ? G\u00f6z\u00fcmle g\u00f6rd\u00fcm be.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 \u0130ftira resmen iftira Senin \u015fu g\u00f6z\u00fcn \u00f6teki g\u00f6z\u00fcne yalan s\u00f6yl\u00fcyor.
\nSenin g\u00f6zlerin hal\u00fc\u2026 (Tak\u0131l\u0131r) Hala? Yok \u2026 Hal\u00fcs\u00fc Hal\u00fcsosyon..
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Ona halisunasyon denir.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Hah i\u015fte ondan Tam yirmi senedir psikologum , her boka dilim d\u00f6ner de bir \u015fu lanet lafa dilim d\u00f6nm\u00fcyor. Ne diyorsun be i\u015fte senin g\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fcn g\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fc (Yine tak\u0131l\u0131r ) Has\u00fc\u2026Has\u00fcns\u2026 yok . Bu da de\u011fil. Has\u00fc\u2026 has.. a hastir. Lan ondan g\u00f6steriyor i\u015fte Hem ben g\u00f6ky\u00fcz\u00fcne t\u00fck\u00fcrd\u00fcm o yere d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc Niye d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcyor? D\u00fc\u015fmesin efendim .Aptal Newton da bulmasaym\u0131\u015f yer\u00e7ekimi
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Hadi, hadi bok atacak kimse arama.Benim g\u00f6zlerim de sapa sa\u011flam Yerde iki kar\u0131nca \u00e7iftle\u015fse onu g\u00f6r\u00fcr\u00fcm.
\nNURETT\u0130N — Bilirim Hi\u00e7 mi hi\u00e7 ka\u00e7\u0131rmazs\u0131n \u00f6yle \u015feyleri .Nerde k\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131 noktal\u0131 bir \u015fey var bizim kaynana orada. (Kaynanas\u0131 \u00fczerine y\u00fcr\u00fcr )
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Bana bak Bana bak sen bug\u00fcn \u00e7ok fazla ka\u00e7t\u0131n .Haddini bil yoksa ben bildiririm . (Serpil ve Kerametinin orada olduklar\u0131n\u0131 yeni fark eder ) Aaaa Sende mi buradayd\u0131n ?
\nNURETT\u0130N — (K\u0131s\u0131k sesle seyirciye ) Kar\u0131n\u0131n g\u00f6z\u00fc d\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015f tabi ba\u015fka bir \u015fey g\u00f6r\u00fcr m\u00fc?
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Nas\u0131ls\u0131n Serpil yavrum ? Kim bu delikanl\u0131 ?
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 Keramettin yani sevgilim yani canikom Yak\u0131nda evlenece\u011fiz .
\n(Keramettin elini \u00f6pmek ister )
\nKERAMETT\u0130N \u2014 \u00d6\u2026\u00d6p..\u00d6pim an..anne.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Hop lan hop o senin kaynanan de\u011fil Kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131rma o senin en b\u00fcy\u00fck kaynana.
\n(Keramettin eli \u00f6per )
\nKAYNANA —El \u00f6penlerin \u00e7ok olsun yavrum. Ho\u015f geldin ailemize .
\n(Keramettin tam konu\u015faca\u011f\u0131 s\u0131rada Nurettin at\u0131l\u0131r ve cevap verir.)
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Ho\u015f bulduk.
\n(Kaynana \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n Nurettin\u2019e g\u00f6z ucuyla bakar sonra ald\u0131rmadan konu\u015fmas\u0131na devam eder .)
\nKAYNANA – Nas\u0131ls\u0131n yavrum ?
\nNURETT\u0130N — (At\u0131l\u0131r) \u0130yiyim .
\nKAYNANA \u2014Ayol sen manyak m\u0131s\u0131n ? Sana m\u0131 soruyorum ben ? Ona soruyorum .
\nNUERTT\u0130N — Aman ona sormada kime sorarsan sor .
\nKAYNANA — O niye imi\u015f?
\nNURET\u0130N — (K\u0131s\u0131k sesle )Konu\u015fma engellenir b\u00fclten sahibi (Sesini y\u00fckseltir ) Ya kaynanac\u0131\u011f\u0131m \u00e7ocuk ca\u011f\u0131z o ak\u0131c\u0131 konu\u015fma yetene\u011fini zayi etmesin diye \u00f6yle s\u00f6yledim Ne soracaksan ona bana sor ben cevaplar\u0131 onun yerine yeter ki zayi etmesin.
\nKAYNANA \u2014 (\u015ea\u015fk\u0131n ) Valla bir \u015fey anlamad\u0131m ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 (K\u0131s\u0131k sesle ) Anlamasan da olur yeter ki ona bir \u015fey sorma Bizim bir kere dilimiz yand\u0131
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Yine bir \u015fey anlamad\u0131m?
\n(Nurettin kaynanas\u0131n\u0131n kula\u011f\u0131na onun kekeme oldu\u011funu s\u00f6yler )
\nKAYNANA — (Serpil ) Ad\u0131 ne demi\u015ftin o\u011flumuzun ?
\nSERP\u0130L— Keramettin.
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Ya Ne ile me\u015fguls\u00fcn peki ?
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 Anlayamad\u0131m ?
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Yani okuyorum ? Bir yerde \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yorum .?
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 \u015eimdilik ne okuyor nede \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yor anneci\u011fim.
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Baba paras\u0131 yiyor demek ?
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 Anne canikom \u00e7ok hassast\u0131r .\u00d6yle konu\u015fma .
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Tama da k\u0131z\u0131m bir i\u015f yapamazsa nas\u0131l ge\u00e7ineceksiniz ? Ne i\u015f yapacak?
\n(Tam serpil konu\u015faca\u011f\u0131 s\u0131rada Nurettin yine lafa at\u0131l\u0131r )
\nNURETT\u0130N — O da milletvekili olur.
\nKAYNANA – Yahu ger\u00e7ekler ortada Keramettin nas\u0131l milletvekili olur ?
\nNURETT\u0130N — Olanlardan neyi eksik ?
\nKAYNANA \u2014 (K\u0131s\u0131k sesle ) Ama bu konu\u015fmas\u0131n\u0131 do\u011fru d\u00fcr\u00fcst beceremez ki ?
\nNURETT\u0130N — Aman sanki milletvekilleri beceriyor da ? Onlar beceriyor da ne oluyor Ayba\u015f\u0131nda ayba\u015f\u0131na meclise giderler o da maa\u015f\u0131 almak i\u00e7in E kolay m\u0131? O maa\u015flar\u0131 ne zorlukla hak ediyorlar biliyor musun sen ?\u00c7i\u011f k\u00f6fte, \u0130\u015fkembe , Mant\u0131, yemek kolay m\u0131 zannediyorsun ? Asl\u0131nda onlar\u0131 da yemezler ama ne yaps\u0131n garipler maa\u015flar\u0131 az geliyor ge\u00e7inemiyorlar Onlar al\u0131\u015fmam\u0131\u015flar g\u00f6rmemi\u015fler ki orta direk gibi bollu\u011fu ? E\u011fer g\u00f6rm\u00fc\u015f olsalard\u0131 hi\u00e7 ek i\u015f olarak millet vekilli\u011fi yaparlar m\u0131yd\u0131? (Kaynana sersemlemi\u015f gibidir)
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Aman bana ne bunlardan ? ( Kerametine ) Ba\u015fka karde\u015fin filan var m\u0131 ? ,
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Sana sorma dedik de\u011fil mi ? Zayi etmesin zayi etmesin\u2026yani .Hem devlet g\u00fcvenlik mahkemesi gibi ne soru ya\u011fmuruna tutuyorsun adam\u0131 ? \u0130nceldik\u00e7e inceliyorsun .
\nKAYNANA \u2014Tabi incelece\u011fim. K\u00f6pek bile yiyece\u011fi yeme\u011fi k\u0131rk saat koklar.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 (\u0130mal\u0131 konu\u015fur ) Aman senin yeme\u011fin de\u011fil bu .
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Bana k\u00f6pek mi deme istedin ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Ha\u015fa. Haddime mi d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015f ?Ben \u00f6yle bir \u015fey demedim .\u0130ftira. iftira ki ne iftira Kuru iftira.Senin \u015fu kula\u011f\u0131n \u015fu kula\u011f\u0131na yalan\u2026
\n(Kaynanas\u0131 s\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc keser )
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Aman gene ba\u015flama .Tamam s\u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fc geri ald\u0131m.
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 Baba haz\u0131r konu k\u00f6pekten a\u00e7\u0131lm\u0131\u015fken biz canikomla birlikte karar verdik uzun bir s\u00fcre \u00e7ocuk yapmayaca\u011f\u0131z .
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Ee bunun k\u00f6pekle ne alakas\u0131 var k\u0131z\u0131m ?
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 Onun yerine k\u00f6pek alaca\u011f\u0131z
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Aman k\u0131z\u0131m (Deli i\u015fareti yapar ) Sen de yava\u015f yava\u015f benim m\u00fc\u015fterilerime benzemeye ba\u015flad\u0131n\u2026. (Kaynana lafa girer )
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Aferin size \u0130yi d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnm\u00fc\u015fs\u00fcn\u00fcz .De\u011fi\u015fik bir n\u00fcfus planlamas\u0131 stili .
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Yahu sussana be Panter Emel k\u0131l\u0131kl\u0131 kaynanam . Ben torun sahibi olmak istiyorum .Torun yerine k\u00f6pek mi sevece\u011fim. (Alay eder ) Hani imi\u015f bakal\u0131m dedesinin iti. Aman da aman senin havlamana kurban olay\u0131m. (Ciddile\u015fir ) Yahu gidin i\u015finize be sokakta k\u00f6pek gezdirenleri k\u0131narken benim mi ba\u015f\u0131ma gelecek ?
\nKAYNANA \u2014 K\u00f6pek gezdirenlere de mi takt\u0131n ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Tabi takar\u0131m .Ne o k\u00f6pek gezdirme ayaklar\u0131? Yandan gelen ge\u00e7ene hava.
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 Ay baba neden hava olacakm\u0131\u015f ki ? Baya\u011f\u0131 k\u00f6pek gezdiriyor i\u015fte
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Ne k\u00f6pek gezdirmesi be k\u0131z\u0131m ? Onlar k\u00f6pe\u011fi de\u011fil k\u00f6pek onlar\u0131 gezdiriyor.
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 A! A! Nas\u0131l ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 K\u00f6pe\u011fin \u00e7i\u015fi gelse i\u015femek i\u00e7in bir a\u011fac\u0131n dibine gitse hadi yallah sahipleri de pe\u015fi s\u0131ra Birde g\u00f6ren olup sorsa ne yap\u0131yorsun diye Ne yapay\u0131m anam i\u015fte k\u00f6pe\u011fimi gezdiriyorum Derler K\u00f6pe\u011fe de di\u011fer k\u00f6pekler sorsa ne yap\u0131yorsun diye o da \u015f\u00f6yle der Allah bilir ne yapay\u0131m anam i\u015fte sahibimi gezdiriyorum \u2026Ha birde \u015funu s\u00f6ylemeliyim unuttum B\u00f6yle k\u00f6pek gezdirenler var ya \u00fcstelik \u00e7ok ta al\u0131ngan oluyorlar.
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 Nas\u0131l al\u0131ngan ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Allah muhafaza k\u00f6pe\u011fine bir \u015fey s\u00f6yleyecek olsan k\u00f6pekten \u00e7ok \u00f6nce onlar al\u0131n\u0131p \u015f\u00f6yle ters, ters bakarak terbiyesiz \u015fey ne olacak derler ve giderler
\nKAYNANA \u2014 K\u0131z\u0131m sen babana ald\u0131rma her zaman ki gibi sa\u00e7mal\u0131yor yine S\u00f6yle bakal\u0131m ne cins k\u00f6pek almaya karar verdiniz?
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 Fino cinsi
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Nas\u0131l bir k\u00f6pek o ?
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 \u015e\u00f6yle ufak tefek cici mi cici bir k\u00f6pek .
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014 Git k\u0131z\u0131m i\u015fine yahu Ne o \u00f6yle pire gibi ? Gece \u00e7i\u015fe kalksan\u0131z karanl\u0131kta \u00fcst\u00fcne bassan\u0131z orada geberip c\u0131rk edecek.Telef olup hayvanc\u0131k .Ya da sende dalg\u0131nl\u0131kla bizim \u015fey gibi \u00fcst\u00fcne oturup hayvan\u0131 ezersin.
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 Kim gibi ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Bizim \u015fey gibi \u015eey..Hah buldum. Akrep gibi .
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 Akrep?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Akrep Nalan can\u0131m.Sen iyisi mi o k\u00f6pe\u011fi almaktan vaz ge\u00e7 Madem alma\u011fa kesin karar vermi\u015fsiniz O zaman size daha nazik daha \u015firin daha sevimli oldu\u011fu kadar da karanl\u0131kta da fark edebilece\u011finiz k\u00f6pek alal\u0131m.
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 (Sevinir) Ay ne kadar d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcncelisin ? Can\u0131m babam benim. Nas\u0131l? Nas\u0131l bir k\u00f6pek o ? Cinsi ne ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Sivas kangal .
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 Ay baba o k\u00f6pe\u011fin neresi sevimli ? Kaba bir k\u00f6pek o ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Kaba ama olsun . (Kekemeyi g\u00f6sterir ) Bundan sana hay\u0131r yok . Hi\u00e7 olmazsa o seni korur Hem dalg\u0131nl\u0131kla \u00fcst\u00fcne de oturamazs\u0131n .
\nKAYNANA \u2014 U\u011fra\u015fma \u00e7ocuklarla \u015fimdi bende karar verdim. Sana inat ben de bir tane alaca\u011f\u0131m .
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Al ! Al ! Hain kaynana. Zaten bu kadar bekledi\u011fin kabahat .Sen ne cins alacaks\u0131n peki ?
\nKAYNANA — Rus finosu alaca\u011f\u0131m .
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2013 Oha ! Azg\u0131n kaynana ne yapacaks\u0131n koskoca Rus filosunu ?
\nKAYNANA \u2014Terbiyesiz \u2026.Rus filosu de\u011fil, Rus finosu K\u00f6pek alaca\u011f\u0131m k\u00f6pek
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Ha..\u0130yi iyi al (G\u0131g\u0131r\u0131na ) \u015eimdi karar verdim ben de k\u00f6pek alaca\u011f\u0131m .
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 D\u00fc\u015f\u00fcncelerini de\u011fi\u015ftirdi\u011fine sevindim.Sen ne cins k\u00f6pek alacaks\u0131n?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Yunan k\u00f6pe\u011fi alaca\u011f\u0131m. Yunan k\u00f6pe\u011fi.
\nKAYNANA \u2014 B\u00f6yle bir cins k\u00f6pek hi\u00e7 duymad\u0131m .
\nSERP\u0130L — Ben de .
\nNURETT\u0130N — He! He! He! He! Siz cahilseniz ben ne yapay\u0131m ?B\u00fct\u00fcn gazeteler bunlardan bahsediyorlar.Bug\u00fcnlerde sesleri \u00e7ok \u00e7\u0131kmaya ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f da (Ge\u011firir) Gark! Pardon.
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Terbiyesiz
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Ne yapay\u0131m kaynanac\u0131\u011f\u0131m sinirden oldu . Sen dua etki \u00e7\u0131kan\u0131 Si bemold\u00fc (Poposunu i\u015faret eder ) Birde bunun do maj\u00f6r\u00fc var. O fena i\u015fte He!He! He!
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Terbiyesizler.
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 Baba s\u00f6ylemeyi unuttu\u011fum bir \u015fey daha var Gece kul\u00fcplerinde sahneye \u00e7\u0131kaca\u011f\u0131m.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Ne yapacaks\u0131n orada ?Yerleri mi s\u00fcp\u00fcreceksin?
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 A! A! Ne m\u00fcnasebet ?\u015eark\u0131 s\u00f6yleyece\u011fim.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 K\u0131z\u0131m sen \u015fark\u0131 s\u00f6ylemesini oldum olas\u0131 beceremezsin ki ?
\nKAYNANA \u2014Niyeymi\u015f? S\u00f6yleyenler ondan daha m\u0131 iyi s\u00f6yl\u00fcyor ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Zaten senin sesin de k\u00f6t\u00fc .
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 Olsun yumurta i\u00e7erim.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Sen tavukta yutsan bu sesin d\u00fczelmez .He!He! He!
\nSERP\u0130L — Kalbimi k\u0131rd\u0131n ama \u015fimdi O kadar da beste yapm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m.
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Birde bestemi yapt\u0131n ?
\nSERP\u0130L — Evet.
\nNURETT\u0130N —Nas\u0131l ?Seninkilerde A acayip mi yoksa ?
\nSERP\u0130L \u2013 Yooo !
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Ay san ki \u00e7ok anlarda ?
\nNURETT\u0130N — Niye anlamazm\u0131\u015f\u0131m ? Ben de bir zamanlar beste yapt\u0131yd\u0131m. Biliyormuydunuz,?
\nKAYNANA \u2014Ayol senin \u00f6yle yetene\u011fin var m\u0131yd\u0131 ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014Niye sormu\u015ftunuz Han\u0131mefendi ?
\nKAYNANA – Hi\u00e7 ummazd\u0131m da ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Hey!hey! B\u00f6yle g\u00f6r\u00fcnd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcme bakma,ben asl\u0131nda \u00e7ok romantik biriyim.Bestelerimin hepside romantizm kokar .
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Ay senin romantikli\u011fini sevsinler .Oku da g\u00f6relim , \u015fu romantik par\u00e7alar\u0131ndan birini .
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 (Alayl\u0131 ) Bu \u0131srar\u0131n\u0131z kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda fazla dayanamay\u0131p buram, buram Romantizm kokan par\u00e7alar\u0131mdan birini okumaya ba\u015fl\u0131yorum.
\n(Ses d\u00fczeltme terimleri yapar ) \u00d6h\u00f6m ! \u00f6h\u00f6m !E !A ! O !\u00d6h\u00f6m ! \u00f6h\u00f6m !
\nKAYNANA \u2014Bu kadar zorland\u0131\u011f\u0131na g\u00f6re \u00e7ok zor bir par\u00e7a olmal\u0131 ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 E !Herhalde. Ne zannettiniz yani ? \u00d6h\u00f6m ! \u00f6h\u00f6m ! Evet. Ba\u015fl\u0131yorum .
\n(\u015eark\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 T\u00fcrk sanat m\u00fczi\u011finin en a\u011f\u0131r makam\u0131yla okur.)
\nNURETT\u0130N – Kara koyunlar meler
\nMe me me\u2026
\nAk koyunlar meler
\nMe me me..
\nDemek ki b\u00fct\u00fcn koyunlar meler
\nMe me Me
\n(\u015eark\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 bitirince hepsi Nurettin\u2019in bu \u015fark\u0131s\u0131na alayl\u0131 alayl\u0131 g\u00fclerler )
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Ay bunun neresi romantik ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Ni\u00e7in romantik de\u011filmi\u015f ? Kayseri\u2019de ki \u00e7obanl\u0131k g\u00fcnlerimi anlat\u0131yor. Bundan ala romantiklik mi olur .
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Bunun romantikle ne alakas\u0131 var \u015fimdi ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Tabi var .Ba\u015fkalar\u0131 emmio\u011fluysa mele\u015fen sesine geliyor ya? Onlar\u0131n ki oluyor da benim ki niye romantik olmas\u0131n ?
\nSERP\u0130L\u2014Hi ! Hi ! Hi ! \u0130lahi baba.
\nNURETT\u0130N –Peki senin ki bir \u015fey demiyor mu \u015fark\u0131c\u0131 olmana ?
\nSERP\u0130L – Ne desin ? (Kerametine sar\u0131laraktan ) Allahtan \u00e7ok iyi anla\u015f\u0131yoruz . o da bal\u0131k burcu.
\nNURETT\u0130N — Belli baya\u011f\u0131 al\u0131k \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc.
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Demek ikinizde bal\u0131k burcusunuz ? Ay ne kadar ho\u015f ? Bende akrebim. Peki akrep hangi bur\u00e7larla iyi anla\u015f\u0131r?
\n(Tam serpil cevap verecekken Nurettin s\u00f6ze at\u0131l\u0131r.)
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Yenge\u00e7le iyi anla\u015f\u0131r .
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Yenge\u00e7le mi ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Evet yenge\u00e7le .Yenge\u00e7te Akrep gibi k\u0131ska\u00e7l\u0131 bir b\u00f6c\u00fckt\u00fcr .E iki k\u0131ska\u00e7l\u0131 b\u00f6c\u00fckte haliyle de iyi anla\u015f\u0131r.Nede olsa bal\u0131k tabi Bo\u011fa inekle O\u011flak Ke\u00e7iyle Kova ma\u015frapayla ba\u015fak ta\u015f\u2026 (D\u00fczeltir ) la iyi anla\u015f\u0131r. He! He! Biraz kendimizi fazla kapt\u0131rd\u0131k.galiba? SERP\u0130L\u2014Baba canikom \u00e7ok al\u0131n\u0131yor.
\nNURETT\u0130N — Canikom canikom Aman. Da ne canikom ne canikom ? Canikom de\u011fil adeta h\u0131yarto.
\nKAYNANA \u2014 U\u011fra\u015fma \u00e7ocuklarla (Serpile ) O\u011flumuz kimlerden?
\nSERP\u0130L\u2014 Osmano\u011fullar\u0131ndan .
\nKAYNANA \u2014Yoksa \u015fu petrol \u015firketleri sahibi Gafur beyin akrabas\u0131 filan m\u0131?
\nSERP\u0130L — O\u011flu.
\n(Nurettin ok gibi yerinden f\u0131rlar )
\nNURET\u0130N – O\u011flum ? (Kekemeye )\u015eey niye \u00f6yle ayakta kald\u0131n ? Canikom . Otur bakal\u0131m ayakta kalma oraya de\u011fil benim koltu\u011fuma canikom (Keramettin oturur Nurettin onun omuzlar\u0131na masaj yapmaya ba\u015flar ) Ha \u015f\u00f6yle Rahat \u2026Sakin\u2026 ol Aferin bravo Art\u0131k korkma s\u0131nav\u0131n\u0131 ba\u015far\u0131yla ge\u00e7tin.
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 Ne s\u0131nav\u0131 baba?
\nNURETT\u0130N – Ne s\u0131nav\u0131 olacak k\u0131z\u0131m ? Hani hat\u0131rlamad\u0131n m\u0131 ? Hani\u2026 Senle bir anla\u015fma yapm\u0131\u015ft\u0131k ?
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 Ne anlatmas\u0131 ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Lozan antla\u015fmas\u0131 . (K\u0131z\u0131n\u0131n yan\u0131na gelir Kerametini i\u015fkillendirmemeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015farak ) Salak k\u0131z\u0131m ne bozuntuya veriyorsun ? Mang\u0131rlar gidecek . (Tekrar Keramettin\u2019in yan\u0131na d\u00f6ner ) Ya anlad\u0131n m\u0131 k\u0131z\u0131m ? Hani demi\u015ftim ya damad\u0131m kim olursa olsun onu b\u00fcy\u00fck bir imtihandan ge\u00e7irece\u011fim e\u011fer ba\u015far\u0131rsa ancak seninle evlenebilir demi\u015ftim ya ? Hat\u0131rlad\u0131n m\u0131 ?
\nSERP\u0130L \u2013 Ha Hat\u0131rlad\u0131m. Hat\u0131rlad\u0131m .
\nNURETT\u0130N — \u0130yi ki hat\u0131rlad\u0131n. Bravo \u00e7ok iyi bir e\u015f se\u00e7mi\u015fsin (Kerametine ) Canikom nas\u0131l rahat m\u0131s\u0131n ?Dur sana bir viski ikram edeyim \u2026\u00d6yle \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n, \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n bakma bir nevi \u015faka yapt\u0131k. yani \u0130\u00e7 \u0130\u00e7!
\nKERAMETT\u0130N \u2014 B..Be\u2026Ben.. \u0130\u2026\u0130\u00e7.. \u0130\u00e7..\u0130\u00e7me (Laf\u0131 kesilir )
\nNURETT\u0130N —\u0130\u00e7mezsin \u00f6ylemi ?
\nKERAMETT\u0130N — E Ev..Eve \u2026Evet .
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 (Sahte sevecenlikle ) Hey g\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc seveyim \u2026Damad\u0131ma bak\u0131n be su gibi nas\u0131l da anlat\u0131rm\u0131\u015f ?Diline kurban olay\u0131m \u2026Canikom\u2026 benim\u2026
\nSerpil — Baba ben canikomla. (Laf\u0131 kesilir )
\nNURETT\u0130N –Hadi ordan kerata canikom nereden senin canikon oluyormu\u015f ?
\nO benim canikom ( Kerametinin aln\u0131ndan \u00f6per ) Zaten sana kan\u0131m da fena \u0131s\u0131nm\u0131\u015ft\u0131 Seni ilk g\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcmde i\u015fte dedim i\u00e7imden tam damad\u0131m olabilecek bir yi\u011fit ha Zaten bir insan\u0131n konu\u015fmas\u0131 da d\u00fczg\u00fcn olmal\u0131 Bu \u00fcst\u00fcn \u00f6zelliklerinin hepsi sende evcut Bir insan\u0131 insan yapan bunlard\u0131r . Gerisi hikaye Para pul bunlar\u0131n hepsi bo\u015f.Allaha \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr bizim ailece g\u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fcz toktur hayata da paraya itibar etmeyiz zaten .Daha bug\u00fcn m\u00fcfetti\u015fin birine bir milyar verdim. Paray\u0131 sevsem hi\u00e7 verirmiydim. Zaten para dedi\u011fin nedir ki Bug\u00fcn sende vard\u0131r ikram edersin al\u0131r\u0131z Yar\u0131nda bizde vard\u0131r biz de durur Ah Canikom nede g\u00fczel g\u00fclermi\u015f? Ayn\u0131 Tecav\u00fczc\u00fc co\u015fkun !
\nSERP\u0130L\u2014Baba art\u0131k biz gitsek ?
\nNURETT\u0130N — -Olur mu hi\u00e7 ?
\nKERAMETT\u0130N \u2014 E\u2026Eve\u2026Evet \u2026Gi\u2026Gid\u2026Gidelim\u2026
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Niye ?\u015eurac\u0131kta oturmu\u015f tatl\u0131, tatl\u0131 sohbet ediyorduk \u2026.Hem sen daha bana babana istiklal mar\u015f\u0131n\u0131 okumad\u0131n Sen oku da kulaklar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n pas\u0131 gitsin .Senin kadri k\u0131ymetini okulda bilmemi\u015fler, ama ben bilirim .Oku,oku sen Allah bize ecrini verir nas\u0131l olsa ?
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 Baba ba\u015fka sefere \u2026Daha onun babas\u0131na gidece\u011fiz bekliyor, ay\u0131p olur adama yani babama
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 \u00d6yle mi ? o zaman do\u011fru baban\u0131za gidin\u2026 Bir babay\u0131 bekletmek do\u011fru olmaz ( Kerametine ) Babana selam\u0131m\u0131 s\u00f6yle. K\u0131smet olursa bir g\u00fcn babanla birlikte birka\u00e7 kadeh toku\u015ftururuz. Eh nede olsa g\u00f6z\u00fcm\u00fc k\u0131rpmadan k\u0131z\u0131m\u0131 verdim .\u015eunun \u015furas\u0131nda akraba say\u0131l\u0131r\u0131z art\u0131k .He! He! ..Gelin bakay\u0131m \u00f6peyim de \u00f6yle gidin .(Nurettin ikisini de \u00f6per ) Hadi \u015fimdi selametle gidin bakal\u0131m \u2026 He! He! He! \u2026. (Serpil ve Kerametin \u00e7\u0131karlar Kaynana Nurettin e seni gidi \u00fc\u00e7 ka\u011f\u0131t\u00e7\u0131 seni der gibi bakar )
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Amma da rolc\u00fcs\u00fcn ha ? paray\u0131 duyunca hemen nas\u0131lda de\u011fi\u015ftin ?
\nNURETT\u0130N —Kim de\u011fi\u015fti ?
\nKAYNANA \u2014Sen de\u011fi\u015ftin.
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Hadi can\u0131m\u2026 Ben ger\u00e7ekten onu deniyorum .
\nKAYNANA—Yemezler biranda canikomlar manikomlar ?
\nNURETT\u0130N—Sevdim keratay\u0131 \u2026
\nKAYNANA\u2014Keratay\u0131 m\u0131 paray\u0131 m\u0131 ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014Paray\u0131 sevmedi\u011fimi sende bilirsin asl\u0131nda
\nKAYNANA \u2014 (Alayl\u0131 )Bilirim, bilirim
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Ha bilirim dedin de akl\u0131ma geldi .Sen iyi el fal\u0131 bak\u0131yordun de\u011fil mi?
\nKAYNANA \u2014 \u0130\u015fine gelmeyince konuyu nas\u0131lda de\u011fi\u015ftirirsin.?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Kim de\u011fi\u015ftiriyor ? ( \u0130mal\u0131 ) Anneci\u011fim .
\nKAYNANA\u2014Bana anneci\u011fim dedin .
\nNURETT\u0130N\u2014Evet sen benim annem de\u011fimlisin ? Kar\u0131m\u0131n annesi benimde annemdir.
\nKAYNANA-Sen!sen! (Nurettin eliyle a\u011fz\u0131n\u0131 kapat\u0131r )
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Aman anac\u0131\u011f\u0131m kapatal\u0131m bu konular\u0131 da sen fal\u0131ma bak .
\nKAYNANA \u2014 \u0130yi bakal\u0131m. (Nurettin elini eline al\u0131r. Bakar) H\u0131m\u2026 Sana \u00fc\u00e7 yol g\u00f6z\u00fck\u00fcyor Bir evinin yolu iki i\u015finin yolu Senin ad\u0131n Niyazi mi ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Yo! Olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 sen de biliyorsun. Niye sordun ?
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Birde bok yolu g\u00f6z\u00fck\u00fcyor da \u2026 Kokma bu gidi\u015fle k\u0131sa zaman da o yola ula\u015f\u0131rs\u0131n .
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 (H\u0131\u015f\u0131mla aya\u011fa kalkar ) Aman zaten sana boyun e\u011fende kabahat D\u0131rd\u0131rc\u0131 kaynana ne olacak ?
\nKAYNANA – \u015eimdi kaynana olduk de\u011fil mi ? Hani ne oldu birden bire anneci\u011fime ?
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Bu hayatta sa\u011f kalabilmen i\u00e7in, biraz politikadan \u00e7akar olacaks\u0131n . Her \u015fey k\u00f6pr\u00fcy\u00fc ge\u00e7inceye kadar y\u0131 ya day\u0131 deme meselesi m\u00fchim olan. Ge\u00e7tik, ge\u00e7tik. Bakt\u0131k ge\u00e7emedik? Yine deriz Ay\u0131 ya, Ay\u0131.
\nKAYNANA – ( Sinirle aya\u011fa kalkar ) Bana bak terbiyesiz Nurettin e\u011fer bunlar\u0131 ben senin burnundan fitil, fitil getirmezsem bana da Kas\u0131mpa\u015fal\u0131 Hayriye demesinler . (H\u0131\u015f\u0131mla bir an da \u00e7\u0131k\u0131p gider .Hemen kaynanan\u0131n ard\u0131ndan i\u00e7eri Fahrettin girer Sa\u00e7\u0131 ba\u015f\u0131 da\u011f\u0131n\u0131k g\u00f6zler bayg\u0131nd\u0131r yani k\u0131saca Fahrettin uyku sersemidir .)
\nFAHRETT\u0130N — Yahu patron kaynanan\u0131z patlam\u0131\u015f volkan gibiydi ha.
\nNURETT\u0130N — Biliyoruz. Fazla konu\u015fma h\u0131rs\u0131m\u0131 senden al\u0131r\u0131m . Ne ulan b\u00f6yle sa\u00e7 ba\u015f da\u011f\u0131n\u0131k ? Neredeydin ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N – Biraz uyumu\u015fum da (Sa\u00e7\u0131n\u0131 d\u00fczeltmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r )
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Ne yap\u0131yorsun uyuz \u015febek gibi ? \u00d6yle
\nFAHRETT\u0130N \u2014 Ya abi g\u0131c\u0131k oluyorum \u015fu kalkan sa\u00e7lar\u0131ma .Her sabah b\u00f6yle ufff! Yine en iyisi mi kalkanlar\u0131 kesmek.
\nNURETT\u0130N — Sen b\u00f6yle her kalkan\u0131 keser misin ?
\nFAHRETT\u0130N \u2014 Evet abi her kalkan\u0131 keserim .
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Desene gelin han\u0131m ayvay\u0131 yedi ?
\n( I\u015f\u0131k s\u00f6ner )
\n(Sahnenin \u0131\u015f\u0131klar\u0131 s\u00f6n\u00fckken sahneye bir elin de pankart bir elinde de el feneri tutan birisi gelir .Fenerle pankart\u0131 ayd\u0131nlat\u0131r ve 5-6 saniye \u00f6yle sahnede kal\u0131r . Pankart \u201cBir ay sonra\u201d yaz\u0131l\u0131d\u0131r.Daha sonra \u0131\u015f\u0131k tekrar Nurettin beyin sahnesinde yanar .) (Nurettin beyin \u00fcst\u00fc de\u011fi\u015fmi\u015ftir. Masas\u0131na yatm\u0131\u015f horlayarak uyumaktad\u0131r.D\u0131\u015far\u0131dan kaynanas\u0131n\u0131n ,k\u0131z\u0131n\u0131n , damad\u0131n\u0131n, Fahrettinin ve Ye\u015fim isyan eden sesleri duyulur hep birden Nurettin\u2019e kar\u015f\u0131 cephe alm\u0131\u015flard\u0131r )
\nHEPS\u0130 \u2014 (D\u0131\u015far\u0131dan i\u00e7eriye gelerekten )Kahrolsun \u00fc\u00e7 ka\u011f\u0131t ! Kahrolsun . Nurettin (Nurettin korkarak uykusundan s\u0131\u00e7rar uyku sersemidir )
\nNURETT\u0130N –N\u2019 Oluyor yahu \u0130htilal mi oldu ? H\u00fck\u00fcmet mi d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc n\u2019 oldu?
\n(d\u0131\u015far\u0131\u0131dakilerinin hepsi ayn\u0131 sloganla sahneye girerler . Sahnede yar\u0131m daire \u015feklinde dizilip Nurettini ortalar\u0131na alm\u0131\u015flard\u0131r.Nurettin he korkmu\u015f hem \u015fa\u015f\u0131rm\u0131\u015ft\u0131 hem de olup bitenlere bir anlam verememi\u015ftir. )
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Ooo! Hayrola n\u2019 oluyor ? b\u00f6yle c\u00fcmb\u00fcr cemaat ?Fadime\u2019nin d\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fcne mi gidiyorsunuz ? Ni\u00e7in b\u00f6yle tespih taneleri gibi dizildiniz ?
\nKAYNANA \u2014 (Bir ad\u0131m \u00f6ne \u00e7\u0131karak sert bi\u00e7im de ) Sus fazla konu\u015fma art\u0131k sonun geldi.Suyun \u0131s\u0131nd\u0131 .
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 Eh art\u0131k y\u0131kanal\u0131m bari ?
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Art\u0131k yok \u00f6yle espriyle mespriyle kurtulmak b\u00fct\u00fcn foyalar\u0131n\u0131 ortaya \u00e7\u0131kartt\u0131k hepimiz biliyoruz art\u0131k Seni insan haklar\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7i\u011fnemekten ve daha do\u011frusu insan olma \u00e7izgisinin d\u0131\u015f\u0131na \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan hepimizin g\u00f6z\u00fcnde art\u0131k sen bir su\u00e7lusun . Say\u0131n j\u00fcri \u00fcyeleri sizinde s\u00f6ylemek istedi\u011finiz bir \u015feyler var m\u0131 ? Var olan s\u00f6ylesin (Bir ad\u0131m geriler )
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 Var say\u0131n yarg\u0131\u00e7. Sen ! Babam olacak adam\u2026
\nNURETT\u0130N — K\u0131\u2026K\u0131z\u0131m ? nas\u0131l \u00f6yle konu\u2026
\nSERP\u0130L \u2014 Konu\u015furum. Sana burada bir s\u00f6z hakk\u0131 verilmedi\u2026 Y\u0131llardan beridir hep senin iste\u011fince hareke ettim. Birazda olsa burnumun dikine gitmeye kalkt\u0131\u011f\u0131mda canikom. Ve bana etmedi\u011fin kalmad\u0131 . Burada senin ger\u00e7ek y\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fc tan\u0131d\u0131m ve b\u00f6yle ger\u00e7eklere sahip birisine art\u0131k baba diyemem . Seni babal\u0131ktan ret ediyorum ve karar\u0131m\u0131 bildiriyorum . Su\u00e7lu ( Bir ad\u0131m o da geriler )
\n( B\u00fct\u00fcn mahkeme s\u0131ras\u0131nda oyuncular\u0131n hepsi ayn\u0131 hareketleri yapar .)
\nKERAMETT\u0130N \u2014 Evet sen insanlar\u0131 oldu\u011fu gibi kabul etmeyip kusurlar\u0131yla alay eden G\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc para h\u0131rs\u0131 b\u00fcr\u00fcm\u00fc\u015f paray\u0131 insan kabul eden masumca birbirini seven iki ki\u015finin alt\u0131nda bir \u00e7\u0131kar arayan sen\u2026 bir \u2026 Zavall\u0131s\u0131n benim de Kar\u0131m SU\u00c7LU\u2026
\nNURETT\u0130N \u2014 (\u015ea\u015f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f ) Ulan sen kekeme de\u011fimliydin ? Bana bok atmaya gelince mi dilin \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fcld\u00fc?
\nKAYNANA \u2014 Sus y\u00fcce yarg\u0131 \u00f6n\u00fcndesin.
\nYE\u015e\u0130M — Y\u0131llard\u0131r yan\u0131nday\u0131m bir g\u00fcn olsun bana yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131m i\u015fler i\u00e7in te\u015fekk\u00fcr etmedin ..
\nNURETT\u0130N — Ne edece\u011fim be ? Para veriyoruz ya sana ?
\nYE\u015e\u0130M — Sus zavall\u0131 insan sus i\u015fte su\u00e7lu olman\u0131n asl\u0131nda tek nedeni bu para sen ki paran\u0131n esiri olmu\u015f di\u011fer de\u011fer yarg\u0131lar\u0131n\u0131 hi\u00e7e saym\u0131\u015f bu toplumun insan\u0131 . \u0130nsanlar\u0131 kullanacak bir malm\u0131\u015f gibi g\u00f6ren sen benim g\u00f6z\u00fcmde de\u011ferin yok karar\u0131m\u0131 bildiriyorum .SU\u00c7LUSUN.
\nFahrettin — Bu adam olmam\u0131\u015f adam icap ederse para i\u00e7in anas\u0131n\u0131 bile keser. Bu toplumun y\u00fcz karas\u0131 adam olmam\u0131\u015f adam beni de i\u015fine geldi\u011fi gibi kullan\u0131r para veriyor diye d\u00f6vmeye hak kazand\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 sanan safl\u0131\u011f\u0131mdan faydalanarak beni de pis i\u015flerine alet eden adam olmam\u0131\u015f patron\u2026 Bence de sen\u2026
\nNurettin \u2014 Biliyorum su\u00e7lu diyeceksin .Hep siz s\u00f6ylediniz s\u00f6yleyece\u011finizi \u015fimdi s\u0131ra ben de ( Fonda dramatik m\u00fczik \u00e7almaya ba\u015flar ) Sizler beni insan olmamakla su\u00e7lad\u0131n\u0131z . Asl\u0131nda size k\u0131zamam . Do\u011frular her zaman insana batt\u0131\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in insan\u0131n kendi kusurlar\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6rmeyip ba\u015fkalar\u0131n\u0131n ba\u015fkalar\u0131n kusurlar\u0131yla alay etti\u011fi i\u00e7in k\u0131zamam size . Peki sizler \u00e7ok ama \u00e7ok mu iyiydiniz ? Hay\u0131r sen, baba nedir bilmeyen sap\u0131k\u00e7a \u015feylere moda deyip babay\u0131 bir kenara iten sen k\u0131z\u0131m su\u00e7lu de\u011filsin de\u2026K\u0131z\u0131yla evlendi\u011fimizden beridir ba\u015f\u0131mda eksilmeyen adeta bir g\u00f6zc\u00fc gibi bizi denetlen damad\u0131n\u0131, bir d\u00fc\u015fmanm\u0131\u015f gibi g\u00f6ren ve beni de mecburiyetten \u00e7at\u0131\u015fmaya iten sen kaynana olacak Sen su\u00e7lu de\u011filsin de \u2026Sen sadece bok atmak u\u011fruna dilini d\u00fczelten sen su\u00e7lu de\u011filsin de (Fahrettin ve Ye\u015fime ) Sen ve sen i\u015fler biraz s\u0131k\u0131ya gelince aman diyip isyan bayra\u011f\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7eken ve bana arkada\u015flar\u0131ym\u0131\u015f\u0131m gibi muamele edip ve gereken sayg\u0131y\u0131 ve sevgiyi g\u00f6stermeyen ama kendilerine gelince bekleyen bencil olan sizler su\u00e7lu de\u011fil de su\u00e7lu sadece bir ben miyim ? (Seyirciye d\u00f6nerek seyirciye) Sizlerde g\u00f6rd\u00fcn\u00fcz bu kadar su\u00e7lar\u0131 olup ama kendi su\u00e7lar\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6rmeyip direkt olarak beni su\u00e7layan iddia ettikleri bulundu\u011fum duruma d\u00fc\u015fmeme sebep olan bu as\u0131l su\u00e7u olanlar de\u011fil de su\u00e7lu sizce de bir ben miyim ?K\u0131saca \u015f\u00f6yle izah edeyim Diyelim ki bir \u00e7uval pirincimiz var. Elbette \u00e7uval\u0131n i\u00e7inde pirincin i\u00e7inde ta\u015flar \u00e7ak\u0131l ta\u015flar\u0131 olacak. K\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131 siyah beyaz v.s\u2026 \u0130\u015fte bir \u00e7uval pirinci kirleten renkli, renkli, \u00e7e\u015fit, \u00e7e\u015fit o kadar ta\u015f varken, sadece bir ta\u015f\u0131 pirinci kirletiyor diye di\u011ferlerini orada b\u0131rak\u0131p atmak do\u011frumu ? \u0130\u015fte o kadar at\u0131lacak ta\u015f varken ni\u00e7in ben at\u0131lacak ta\u015f\u2026. Diye sadece ben se\u00e7ildim? ( Seyirciyi kast eder ) Sizin gibi ta\u015flar varken. Sak\u0131n bu s\u00f6ylediklerime al\u0131n\u0131p k\u0131zmay\u0131n Bu s\u00f6ylediklerim sadece YARASI OLAN A
\n( Tam bu s\u0131rada salonda anons duyulur)
\nAnons \u2013 Dikkat ! Dikkat ! Ba\u015f hekim Nurettin bey Pazar olmas\u0131na ra\u011fmen hastaneye gelmi\u015ftir. T\u00fcm hastalar\u0131 ko\u011fu\u015flar\u0131n da g\u00f6rmek istiyor.
\n(Nurettin \u00e7\u0131ld\u0131r\u0131r. K\u0131zar. Sahne de ki her kes panik olur )
\nFahrettin \u2013 Ko\u015fun arkada\u015flar . Ko\u011fu\u015flar\u0131m\u0131za gidelim.
\nNurettin \u2013 Durun !Nurettin Benim ! Nurettin benim
\nFahrettin \u2013 Eyvah ! Ya arkada\u015flar bu deli sahiden kendini Nurettin san\u0131yor. Kapt\u0131rd\u0131 bu kendini. Tutun da g\u00f6t\u00fcrelim \u015funu ko\u011fu\u015funa.
\n(Sahnede ki herkes Nurettini kucaklay\u0131p sahneden \u00e7\u0131karmaya ba\u015flarlar . Nurettinin sesi sahneden \u00e7\u0131kana kadar yank\u0131lan\u0131r. )
\nNuretin \u2013 B\u0131rak\u0131n beni. Ben deli de\u011filim. Nurettinim ben\u2026<\/p>\n

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