{"id":5877,"date":"2020-03-05T14:03:46","date_gmt":"2020-03-05T20:03:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/circassiancenter.com\/tr\/?p=5877"},"modified":"2021-07-14T16:38:44","modified_gmt":"2021-07-14T21:38:44","slug":"vatandaslik-testi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.circassiancenter.com\/tr\/vatandaslik-testi\/","title":{"rendered":"VATANDA\u015eLIK TEST\u0130 (Tiyatro Teksti)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.circassiancenter.com\/cc-turkiye\/z-2013-Images-2\/693.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"417\" height=\"305\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><strong><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: small;\">Okan Metin<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"left\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial; font-size: small;\">Oyun \u0130ki Perde<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Oynayanlar : Adam \u2013 Abd\u00fc \u2013 Kad\u0131n \u2013 Arkada\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>Almanya\u2019n\u0131n herhangi bir \u015fehrinde, yeti\u015fkinlerin ve \u00e7ocuklar\u0131n vakit ge\u00e7irece\u011fi, dinlenece\u011fi, oyun oynayaca\u011f\u0131 bir park.<\/p>\n<p>Ortada bir bank, sa\u011fda ve solda \u00e7\u00f6p sepetleri, bank\u0131n arkas\u0131nda iki sal\u0131ncak.<\/p>\n<p>Kad\u0131n; Pank\u00e7\u0131lar\u0131n giysileri i\u00e7indedir, eldivenlidir fakat parmaklar\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131ktad\u0131r, sa\u00e7lar\u0131 pembe, ye\u015fil, mavi, g\u00fcm\u00fc\u015f renklerinde par\u00e7al\u0131 boyal\u0131d\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>Arkada\u015f; elindeki tespihi sallay\u0131p durur oyun boyunca. Beyaz g\u00f6mlek, omuzlar\u0131nda siyan ceket, yumurta topuklu ayakkab\u0131lar\u0131n\u0131n arkalar\u0131 bas\u0131kt\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>Adam; sahnededir, ortadaki bankta oturmaktad\u0131r ve gazetesini okurken bir yandan da<br \/>\nbiras\u0131n\u0131 yudumlar.<br \/>\nSesyayarlardan do\u011fa seslerine oto g\u00fcr\u00fclt\u00fcleri de kat\u0131l\u0131r..<\/p>\n<p>Abd\u00fc sahneye konu\u015farak girer, elindeki po\u015fetin i\u00e7inde bir gazete ve bir \u015fi\u015fe \u015farap vard\u0131r. Giysileri Bayern\u2019lidir fakat ba\u015f\u0131nda ye\u015fil bir bere bulunur. Bir elinde uzun 99\u2019luk tespihini \u00e7eki\u015ftirir.<\/p>\n<p>Sahnenin bir ucundan di\u011ferine gidip gelir.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nBir t\u00fcrl\u00fc rahat b\u0131rakm\u0131yorlar yahu, adam\u0131 pi\u015fman ettiriyorlar&#8230;oldu\u011funa da olaca\u011f\u0131na da. Ezberledim art\u0131k 13 numaral\u0131 oda ve Bay&#8230;. ad\u0131n\u0131 unuttum i\u015fte&#8230;<br \/>\nOturdu\u011fu yerden ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 kald\u0131r\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nOooooo Bay Memet nas\u0131ls\u0131n&#8230; ne konu\u015fup duruyorsun kendi kendine?<br \/>\nAbd\u00fc Adam\u0131 duymaz kendi kendine<br \/>\ns\u00f6ylenmeye devam eder. Tedirgin<br \/>\nsinirli ve ikircimlidir.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nHey allah\u0131m be ne g\u00fcnlere b\u0131rakt\u0131n bizi&#8230; senin has kullar\u0131n\u0131, M\u00fcsl\u00fcman kullar\u0131n\u0131..( Yukar\u0131ya bakarak) bizi mi s\u0131n\u0131yorsun, onlar\u0131 m\u0131? Bu ne azapt\u0131r be can\u0131m, has kullu\u011fundan da b\u0131kt\u0131m haa&#8230;. ( M\u0131r\u0131ldan\u0131r )Yoksa bu bir g\u00f6revmidir bizlere, (sesini y\u00fckselterek) ama bu kadar da uzun s\u00fcrmez ki can\u0131m&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Adam sesini biraz daha y\u00fckselterek<br \/>\nbiryandan da el kol hareketleriyle<br \/>\nAbd\u00fc\u0131n dikkatini \u00e7ekmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nBay Memet otur kar\u015f\u0131ma. S\u00f6ylenip durma, bir duyan olur&#8230; sonraaa!&#8230;.<br \/>\nD\u00f6ner, Adam\u0131n fark\u0131na yeni varm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r.<br \/>\nbank\u2019a yakla\u015f\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nBenim ad\u0131m Memet de\u011fil. ( Alay ederek )Hem ne bu b\u00f6yle e\u015f\u015fe\u011fe binmi\u015f gibi oturuyorsun.<br \/>\nDurumuna bakar.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n(Ald\u0131rmaz, duyars\u0131zd\u0131r) Bay Memet&#8230;<br \/>\nAdam\u0131n kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na oturur.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nBenim ad\u0131m Mehmet de\u011fil, Abdurrahman Ba\u015fsadrazamo\u011flu.<br \/>\nYerinde bir iki k\u0131p\u0131rdar.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n(Hayretle) Ne, anlamad\u0131m?<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n(Y\u00fcksek sesle heceleyerek )Ab-dur-rah-man, Ba\u015f-sad-ra-zam-o\u011f-lu.<br \/>\nHi\u00e7bir\u015fey anlamam\u0131\u015ft\u0131r. Cebinden<br \/>\n\u00e7\u0131kard\u0131\u011f\u0131 k\u00e2\u011f\u0131t kalemi uzat\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n\u015eu k\u00e2\u011f\u0131da bir yaz da, sana iki de bir de Memet demiyeyim.<br \/>\nVerilenleri al\u0131r, kalemin ucunu<br \/>\nnefesler, uzun uzun sa\u011fdan<br \/>\nsola yazar&#8230;<br \/>\nABD\u00dc<br \/>\nBuyurun, ama kafana iyi sok.<\/p>\n<p>Hayretle, seyirciye ve Abd\u00fc\u2019a bakar.<br \/>\nADAM<br \/>\n(g\u00f6zl\u00fcklerini takar)Bunlar l\u00e2tin harfleriyle yaz\u0131lmam\u0131\u015f.<br \/>\nAbd\u00fc da hayretle Adama bakar.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nAaah, (Alay eder ) siz Arap\u00e7a bilmiyor muy du nuz?<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nHay\u0131r!<br \/>\nK\u00e2\u011f\u0131t kalemi tekrar Abd\u00fc\u2019a uzat\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nSchade-yaz\u0131k&#8230;(rahatlam\u0131\u015ft\u0131r) Latin harfleriyle de daktiloyla da yazsam yine de do\u011fru s\u00f6yleyemeyeceksin, her\u015feyi kendi diline g\u00f6re uyduracaks\u0131n. K\u0131rk y\u0131ld\u0131r nice g\u00fczelim isimler tuhaf tuhaf okunuyor. Cuma\u2019ya kuma suma, Canan\u2019a kanan sanan, D\u2019sini nereden bulursunuz bilmem Ramazan\u2019a ramadan!&#8230;. Al, ismimi ne k\u0131l\u0131\u011fa sokacaks\u0131n bakal\u0131m&#8230;<br \/>\nCebinden g\u00f6zl\u00fcklerini \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131r.<br \/>\nokumaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nAbd\u00fc\u00fcr&#8230;Abd\u00fcrrra&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nBuyur i\u015fte&#8230;(sesini y\u00fckselterek )Abdurrahman.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n(S\u0131k\u0131nt\u0131l\u0131 )Bassaadr..Bassadraa&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n( Sab\u0131rs\u0131zd\u0131r, ses tonunu y\u00fckseltir. )Ba\u015fsadrazamo\u011flu&#8230;. dilinin kaslar\u0131 gerilmi\u015f, yudumla!..<br \/>\nOturma \u015feklini de\u011fi\u015ftirir ve art\u0131k<br \/>\ny\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fc seyirciye d\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015ft\u00fcr.<br \/>\nADAM<br \/>\n(Al\u00e7ak sesle)Ben de ayn\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6yleyecektim, Basaro\u011flu!.. Nerelisin Bay Abd\u00fcrrraa&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n(Kararl\u0131 bir tonla) T\u00fcrkiyeli.<br \/>\nAya\u011fa kalkar, arkadaki sal\u0131ncaklardan<br \/>\nbirine oturur.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n(G\u00f6zl\u00fcklerini \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131p cebine sokarken) Ya, tamam da Antalya, \u0130stanbul&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n(Heyecanlan\u0131r) T\u00fcrkiye de Antalya dan, \u0130stanbul dan ba\u015fka \u015fehirler de var, hatt\u00e2 Antalyan\u0131n, \u0130stanbulun i\u00e7inde bile, (Adam\u0131n g\u00f6zlerinin i\u00e7ine bakarak ve derinden )hele, g\u00f6sterilmek istenmeyen arka sokaklar\u0131 merak ettin mi hi\u00e7!..<br \/>\nKad\u0131n girer sahneye ve bo\u015ftaki<br \/>\ndi\u011fer sal\u0131nca\u011fa oturur.Elindeki<br \/>\nbiras\u0131n\u0131 i\u00e7er arada.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nHalloooo!<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n(Kestirip atar)Alo!<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n(Gelenle ilgilenmez ) Ka\u00e7 y\u0131ld\u0131r buradas\u0131n.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nOtuz.<br \/>\nSal\u0131ncaktan inerken, kad\u0131na ters ters<br \/>\nbakar ve eski yerine do\u011fru<br \/>\nilerlerken.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nSen yar\u0131m Alman olmu\u015fsun.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nSen de tam Alman, safkanalman !&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n(Kad\u0131na bakmadan )Kar\u0131\u015fma sen Anar\u015fist.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n( Bir taraftan Kad\u0131na bakarak )Tamamlamaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yorum.<br \/>\nAbd\u00fc yerinden kalkar, bo\u015ftaki<br \/>\nsal\u0131nca\u011fa oturur.<br \/>\nADAM<br \/>\nNeden geldin buralara?<br \/>\nKar\u015f\u0131 taraf\u0131n bilgisizli\u011fini<br \/>\nvurgulamak ister.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nG\u00fczel Alman sar\u0131\u015f\u0131nlar i\u00e7in !&#8230;(Duraklar, ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 \u00f6ne e\u011fer ) Yokluktan, macera i\u00e7in de\u011fil herhalde&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Sallanmaya ba\u015flam\u0131\u015ft\u0131r.<br \/>\nKADIN<br \/>\n(\u00d6fkeli) Sende varl\u0131ktan buralarda kald\u0131n, de\u011fil mi Bay safkanalman, katalogtan Tayland\u2019l\u0131yla?<br \/>\nAdam oturdu\u011fu yerde sinirli<br \/>\nhareketler yapar.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n( Kad\u0131na d\u00f6nerek ) Sana ne, hem sen bu kirli g\u00f6r\u00fcnt\u00fcnle bizim \u00f6rne\u011fimiz de\u011filsin. Temiz bir alman olman m\u00fcmk\u00fcn de\u011fil. (Abd\u00fc\u2019a bakarak )Nerede oturuyorsun?<br \/>\nKad\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 iki yana sallayarak<br \/>\ng\u00fcl\u00fcmser.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nArka sokakta.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\n( Biras\u0131n\u0131 Abd\u00fc\u2019a uzat\u0131r ) \u0130\u00e7er misin?<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nHay\u0131r. (Tiksinerek bakar) Ben&#8230; benim \u015farab\u0131m\u0131<br \/>\nde\u011fi\u015ftirmek istemiyorum.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nG\u00fcnahs\u0131z marka m\u0131?&#8230;<br \/>\nSal\u0131ncaktan inen Adam, bank\u0131n<br \/>\nyan\u0131nda b\u0131rakt\u0131\u011f\u0131 po\u015fetinden<br \/>\n\u00e7\u0131kard\u0131\u011f\u0131 \u015farab\u0131n\u0131 i\u00e7erek tekrar<br \/>\nsal\u0131nca\u011fa oturur.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n(B\u0131rakt\u0131\u011f\u0131 yerden devam ederek) Helmut\u2019un meyhanesine yak\u0131n m\u0131 ?<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n(\u00c7ok \u00f6nemliymi\u015f\u00e7esine) Hay\u0131r K\u00f6r Recep\u2019in kahvesinin \u00fcst\u00fcnde.<br \/>\nNe oldu\u011funu \u00e7\u0131karamaz.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nNerede ki oras\u0131?<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\n(Adama k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fcmseyerek bakar)Bizim derne\u011fe yak\u0131n.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nSizin derne\u011finiz yerin dibine bats\u0131n. Ne faydan\u0131z var ki d\u00f6k\u00fcp y\u0131kmaktan ba\u015fka?<br \/>\nBacaklar\u0131n\u0131 havaya dikerek<br \/>\nzevkle sallan\u0131r.<br \/>\nKADIN<br \/>\nSizin ne faydan\u0131z var d\u00f6n\u00fcp bakmaktan ve k\u00fcfretmekten ba\u015fka?<br \/>\nAbd\u00fc ikisinin aras\u0131na girer, adama<br \/>\ncevap vermeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n( Elleri kollar\u0131yla ve d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnerek) K\u00f6\u015feyi d\u00f6n\u00fcnce birinci, ikinci, \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc, d\u00f6rd\u00fcnc\u00fc d\u00f6nercinin yan\u0131ndaki, birinci, ikinci, \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc, d\u00f6rd\u00fcnc\u00fc marketin yan\u0131ndaki&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nDur, tamam sayma, oralar\u0131 hep T\u00fcrklerin.<br \/>\nBay safkanalman sevmez \u00f6yle yerleri. (Adam\u2019a d\u00f6nerek) \u00d6yle de\u011filmi. (Abd\u00fc\u2019a) Ka\u00e7 numarada oturuyorsun?<\/p>\n<p>Kime cevap verece\u011fini \u015fa\u015f\u0131r\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nOn\u00fc\u00e7.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nSeyahat Acentas\u0131n\u0131n kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda.<br \/>\nKad\u0131n g\u00f6zlerini a\u00e7ar, sesinin<br \/>\ntonunu y\u00fckselterek Adam\u2019a<br \/>\nadresin durumunu anlat\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nOras\u0131 Almanlar\u0131n. Safkanalmanlar\u0131n k\u0131zd\u0131\u011f\u0131 yabanc\u0131lar\u0131n \u00fclkesine, ucuzundan \u00e7ok y\u0131ld\u0131zl\u0131 yiyecekli-yatakl\u0131 seyahat satar.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n( Kad\u0131nla muhatap olmak istemez )Ne i\u015f yap\u0131yorsun?<br \/>\nAdam g\u00f6\u011fs\u00fcn\u00fc kabartarak.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nBelediye de temizlik i\u015flerinde.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nOoooo iyi para kazan\u0131yorsun ha?<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\n(Adam\u2019a bakarak ) Sen o i\u015fi yapar m\u0131s\u0131n ?<br \/>\nAdam cevap vermez, ters ters bakar<br \/>\nkad\u0131na.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n( Karars\u0131zd\u0131r, bir kad\u0131na bir adama bakar )&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nKa\u00e7 tane kar\u0131n var?<br \/>\nAbd\u00fc sal\u0131ncaktan iner<br \/>\nbanka otururken.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nBiriyle ba\u015f edemiyorum, ben Padi\u015fah m\u0131y\u0131m?<br \/>\nKad\u0131n sal\u0131ncaktaki yerini de\u011fi\u015ftirir.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nOsmanl\u0131, Osmanl\u0131. Hareeeem. Evli misin?<\/p>\n<p>Rahatlar oturdu\u011fu yerde, her iki<br \/>\nkolunu da bank\u0131n s\u0131rtlar\u0131na uzat\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n(B\u00f6b\u00fcrlenerek )Elhamd\u00fclill\u00e2h M\u00fcsl\u00fcman !&#8230; Hemde \u00e7ifte diki\u015fli, \u0130mam nik\u00e2h\u0131yla da.<br \/>\nAyaga kalkar Abd\u00fc\u0131n kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na<br \/>\ndikilir.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n\u0130mam nik\u00e2h\u0131 da ne?<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nSen katalogdan ald\u0131\u011f\u0131n Tayland\u2019l\u0131yla evlenirken kiliseye gitmedin mi?<br \/>\nAdam Kad\u0131nla muhatap olmak istemez<br \/>\nbank\u0131n etraf\u0131nda dola\u015f\u0131r.<br \/>\nADAM<br \/>\nKa\u00e7 \u00e7ocu\u011fun var?<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nBe\u015f.<br \/>\nSal\u0131ncakta sallant\u0131s\u0131 abart\u0131l\u0131d\u0131r.<br \/>\nKADIN<br \/>\nNe kadar \u00e7ok gagalam\u0131\u015fs\u0131n. Hi\u00e7 inmemi\u015fsin kad\u0131n\u0131n \u00fczerinden. Be\u015fte kalman tesad\u00fcft\u00fcr herhalde!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n( Kad\u0131na d\u00f6nerek ) \u0130yi s\u00f6yledin \u015fimdi.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\n\u0130\u015fine geldi de\u011fil mi?<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n( Abd\u00fc\u2019a bakarak ) \u00c7ocuk paras\u0131, \u00e7ocuk paras\u0131.<br \/>\nAbd\u00fc tedirgindir, kime ne<br \/>\ndiyece\u011fini \u015fa\u015f\u0131r\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n(Siner) Yok \u00e7ocuk paras\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n( Hayretle )Neden?<br \/>\nArkada\u015f girer sahneye tesbihini<br \/>\nsallayarak.<br \/>\nARKADA\u015e<br \/>\n( Abartarak ) Sel\u00e2m\u0131naleyk\u00fcm, merhaba, helloooo.<br \/>\nPiyano e\u015fli\u011finde \u015fark\u0131s\u0131na ba\u015flar<br \/>\nArkada\u015f. L\u00e2hmacun yiyor bir eliyle<br \/>\nb\u0131rak\u0131p<br \/>\nayran\u0131ndan<br \/>\ni\u00e7iyor<br \/>\nbarda\u011f\u0131n<br \/>\nucunda<br \/>\ndudak<br \/>\nkenarlar\u0131nda<br \/>\nparmak izleri<br \/>\nbir elinde<br \/>\ncigaras\u0131n\u0131<br \/>\nt\u00fct\u00fcr\u00fcyor<br \/>\nkonu\u015fuyor bir de<br \/>\na\u011fz\u0131ndakileri sa\u00e7arak<br \/>\ndumanl\u0131<br \/>\nkar\u015f\u0131s\u0131ndaki<br \/>\naz<br \/>\nkullan\u0131lm\u0131\u015f<br \/>\nkuzeyli<br \/>\nsar\u0131\u015f\u0131nla<br \/>\ncikleti var<br \/>\ngevi\u015f<br \/>\ngetiriyor<br \/>\ndiyemem<br \/>\nama<br \/>\nbu kadar \u00e7ok i\u015fi<br \/>\nbirarada<br \/>\nbir a\u011f\u0131z<br \/>\nnas\u0131l yapar<br \/>\ndeneyemem&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\n( Sevecen )Merhaba arkada\u015f !&#8230; Nas\u0131ls\u0131n?<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\n\u0130yiyim, \u00e7ok boktan iyiyim, tamam m\u0131?<br \/>\nAbd\u00fc\u2019n\u00fcn \u00f6n\u00fcnden ge\u00e7mektedir.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n(Sinirli) Sen nereden \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131n lan durup dururken.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\n\u0130\u00e7erden! ge\u00e7erken sizin a\u015fevine u\u011frad\u0131m, t\u0131k\u0131nd\u0131m.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\n(Yumu\u015fak, i\u00e7tenlikle) Gene eski hik\u00e2yeler, de\u011fil mi arkada\u015f?<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nHeeee, aynen \u00f6yle. Bu kar\u0131n\u0131n sa\u00e7lar\u0131na da hastay\u0131m valla. (Kad\u0131na) Anam nas\u0131l \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yor bu renkli sa\u00e7lar bi<br \/>\nanlatsana, yavruuuum.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nAnam bana hamileyken i\u00e7erde ekmi\u015f tohumlar\u0131&#8230; Tamam m\u0131 arkada\u015f ? Sen ge\u00e7 kald\u0131n!&#8230;<br \/>\nArkada\u015f kad\u0131n\u0131n yan\u0131ndaki bo\u015f<br \/>\nsal\u0131nca\u011fa oturur. Sallanmaya ba\u015flarken<br \/>\nkad\u0131n\u0131n elindeki biray\u0131 alarak i\u00e7er..<br \/>\nARKADA\u015e<br \/>\n(y\u0131l\u0131\u015farak, eldivenleri g\u00f6sterir)Kilotunuz da ayn\u0131 \u015fekildemi acaba ?<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\n(Al\u00e7ak sesle) Seninkine benzemedi\u011fine eminim!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n(Abd\u00fc\u2019a bakarak ) Neden \u00e7ocuk paras\u0131 yok?<\/p>\n<p>Kad\u0131n ba\u015flar \u015fark\u0131s\u0131na.<br \/>\nKADIN<br \/>\nBir vuru\u015fta<br \/>\niki<br \/>\n\u00e7\u0131karm\u0131\u015f<br \/>\nallah verdi<br \/>\nallah ald\u0131<br \/>\nbe\u015f tane kalm\u0131\u015f<br \/>\nbir \u00e7ift<br \/>\n\u00f6k\u00fcz<br \/>\ni\u00e7inmi\u015f<br \/>\nt\u00fcm bunlar<br \/>\nart\u0131k<br \/>\n\u00f6k\u00fczlere<br \/>\ng\u00f6z\u00fc d\u00f6nm\u00fcyor<br \/>\ndoymuyor<br \/>\nbitkisele<br \/>\ndalm\u0131\u015f adam<br \/>\nkalm\u0131\u015f adam<br \/>\ndaha ba\u015ftan<br \/>\npara<br \/>\ntanr\u0131s\u0131<br \/>\noluyor<br \/>\nO\u2019nunla yat\u0131p<br \/>\nO\u2019nunla kalk\u0131yor<br \/>\ntanr\u0131<br \/>\npara<br \/>\nonunla<br \/>\nistedi\u011fi gibi<br \/>\nolmuyor<br \/>\nayba\u015flar\u0131 geldik\u00e7e<br \/>\nO\u2019nun i\u00e7in<br \/>\nKatolik<br \/>\nve<br \/>\nde<br \/>\nalkolik<br \/>\no\u011flan<br \/>\npe\u015finde<br \/>\nko\u015fuyor<br \/>\nmu\u015f<br \/>\nbitkisele dalm\u0131\u015f adam<br \/>\nal\u0131\u015fkanl\u0131k<br \/>\nm\u0131\u015f !.<br \/>\naffola<br \/>\nyapt\u0131klar\u0131<br \/>\nmuhakkak&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n(Diklenir) neden \u00e7ocuk paras\u0131 olsun ki. B\u00fcy\u00fcd\u00fcler hepsi.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nAld\u0131n ya b\u00fcy\u00fcy\u00fcnceye kadar.<br \/>\nSal\u0131ncaktan ayr\u0131l\u0131r, adama yakla\u015f\u0131r.<br \/>\nKADIN<br \/>\nSana ne ba\u015fkalar\u0131n\u0131n \u00e7ocuk paras\u0131, safkanalman?<br \/>\nBira paran var m\u0131, bende kalmad\u0131?<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n(\u00dcrkek) Nezaman vard\u0131 ki? (Cebinden birka\u00e7 metal para c\u0131kararak verir )<br \/>\nKad\u0131n di\u011ferlerinden de para<br \/>\ntoplayarak sahneden ayr\u0131l\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n( Konuya d\u00f6ner )Yediler. \u00c7ocuk paras\u0131 ald\u0131k, ya verdiklerimiz ? Bir de bizim h\u0131s\u0131m akrabadan ba\u015fkald\u0131ran d\u00f6rt ithal damat bir de ithal gelin ge\u00e7inemeyip gidiyoruz i\u015fte.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nNe i\u015f yap\u0131yorlar?<\/p>\n<p>Ellerini ensesinde kenetler.<br \/>\nABD\u00dc<br \/>\n\u0130\u015fadam\u0131 oldu hepsi !&#8230; (\u00fcstten bir tav\u0131r tak\u0131n\u0131r)\u00dc\u00e7 tane bakkal iki d\u00f6nerci, yeme de yan\u0131nda yat&#8230;<br \/>\nTesbihini parmaklar\u0131 aras\u0131nda<br \/>\nd\u00f6nd\u00fcr\u00fcrken.<br \/>\nARKADA\u015e<br \/>\n(G\u00fcler) Ne i\u015f adam\u0131 be, ancak kar\u0131nlar\u0131n\u0131 doyuruyorlar. Kakalama bize bari be day\u0131!..<br \/>\nKad\u0131n girer sahneye, elindeki po\u015fet<br \/>\nbira doludur.<br \/>\nKADIN<br \/>\n( Abd\u00fc\u2019a yakla\u015farak )Senin o\u011flan\u0131n bakkal\u0131ndan ald\u0131m iyi mi? Zengin olsunlar diye dayan\u0131\u015fma g\u00f6sterdim. Sen bira i\u00e7mezsin de\u011fil mi? \u015earab\u0131n bitince haber ver, bizim biralarla beraber al\u0131r\u0131m.<br \/>\nPo\u015fetten biralar\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kararak da\u011f\u0131t\u0131r.<br \/>\nADAM<br \/>\n\u00c7ok para biriktirmi\u015fsindir Bay Abd\u00fcrr&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Aya\u011fa kalkarak sahnenin ve adam\u0131n<br \/>\netraf\u0131nda dola\u015f\u0131r.<br \/>\nABD\u00dc<br \/>\n(Soluklan\u0131r) Nas\u0131l olmas\u0131n ki Bay.. Ad\u0131n\u0131z nedir?..<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nPavlovski Roland, k\u0131saca Roli de yeter. Ben de sana Abd\u00fc diyebilirmiyim ? \u00c7ok zor sizlerin isimleri, ne dersin?..<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\n(alay eder) Ger\u00e7ek bir alman, \u00e7a\u011f \u00f6ncesinden kalan.<br \/>\nKad\u0131n bo\u015ftaki sal\u0131nca\u011fa otururken.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\n(arda\u015fa bakarak) Ger\u00e7ek ? Alman kurt k\u00f6peklerinden mi bahsediyorsun Arkada\u015f?<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n(kad\u0131na d\u00f6nerek) Kapa \u00e7eneni, bizi \u00f6nce sizler bozdunuz!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n(Konu\u015fulanlarla ilgisizdir)Tamam, ne dersen de Bay Puli!<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nPuli de\u011fil, Roli. \u00c7ok para biriktirdin mi bu arada?<br \/>\nSalland\u0131\u011f\u0131 yerden alayc\u0131 olarak<br \/>\naraya girer.<br \/>\nKADIN<br \/>\nNekadar merakl\u0131s\u0131n safkanalman!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nNeden olmas\u0131n ki yemedin, i\u00e7medin, giymedin mi&#8230; izinden izine bakliyat memleketten nakliyat, bo\u015funa m\u0131 al\u0131yoruz yaz\u0131n koca \u00e7ift tekerlekli Ford m\u00fcn\u00fcb\u00fcsleri. Ayba\u015flar\u0131nda da elli y\u00fcz kilo ucuz un marketlerden. \u00dc\u00e7 ayda bir Hans\u2019lar\u0131n \u00e7iftli\u011finde ya\u011fl\u0131 kuzular\u0131 da kestin mi&#8230; eh ne kald\u0131 geriye? Bir k\u00f6r bo\u011faz de\u011fil mi t\u0131ka gitsin&#8230; Deeemi Day\u0131 ?<br \/>\nArkada\u015fa ters ters bakar.<br \/>\nABD\u00dc<br \/>\nSana m\u0131 sordu sulu herif, a\u00e7\u0131k vermesene ya\u015fant\u0131m\u0131zdan. (Adama d\u00f6nerek)Bay Roli&#8230; ben ve benim avrat y\u0131llarca durmadan dinlenmeden \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131k ve kazanc\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 biriktirdik. Memlekette ba\u011f bay\u0131r, arsalar evler hanlar hamamlar Ohooo daha neler neler&#8230; Aahhh ah bir de&#8230; bir de &#8230; Holdinklere yat\u0131rd\u0131klar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 alabilseydik &#8230;. bu d\u00fcnyal\u0131klar\u0131m\u0131z tamam olabilir di&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nAld\u0131n m\u0131 \u015fimdi babay\u0131 ? Zengin olaca\u011f\u0131m diye forsundan yan\u0131ndan ge\u00e7ilmiyordu. Enayiler olmasa a\u00e7\u0131kg\u00f6zler nas\u0131l ge\u00e7inir bu d\u00fcnyada ? Keriz!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Abd\u00fc aya\u011fa kalkar arkada\u015f\u0131n<br \/>\n\u00fczerine y\u00fcr\u00fcrken araya kad\u0131n<br \/>\ngirer, biras\u0131n\u0131 uzat\u0131r.<br \/>\nKADIN<br \/>\nZengin t\u00fcrkle fakir t\u00fcrk\u00fcn kavgas\u0131 olmaz, haydi \u015ferefe.<br \/>\nArkada\u015f \u015fark\u0131s\u0131na devam eder.<br \/>\nARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nBayat<br \/>\nhayatl\u0131<br \/>\nbir \u00e7ift \u00f6k\u00fczl\u00fc adam<br \/>\ng\u00fcnaha<br \/>\ngirmemek<br \/>\ni\u00e7in<br \/>\nkonserve<br \/>\nk\u00f6pek<br \/>\nmamalar\u0131yla<br \/>\ndoymu\u015f<br \/>\nbir<br \/>\nara<br \/>\nu c u z u n d a n<br \/>\nbira da<br \/>\ni\u00e7mi\u015f<br \/>\nkana<br \/>\nkana<br \/>\n\u015farap ta<br \/>\nk\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131<br \/>\nbeyaz<br \/>\n\u015fi\u015feler<br \/>\nce<br \/>\nrak\u0131n\u0131n hududu<br \/>\nbo\u011faz<br \/>\nk\u00f6pr\u00fcs\u00fcne<br \/>\ndayanm\u0131\u015f<br \/>\nb e d a v a b u l d u k \u00e7 a<br \/>\naffola<br \/>\nyapt\u0131klar\u0131<br \/>\nmuhakkak !&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nSiz T\u00fcrkler bu konuda uzmans\u0131n\u0131z Bay Abd\u00fc&#8230; Yememe, i\u00e7meme, giymeme konusunda. Bizlerin de sizlerden \u00f6\u011frenmemiz gerekli bunlar\u0131 ve sizin gibileri derhal \u00fclkemiz topraklar\u0131na kazand\u0131rmal\u0131y\u0131z.<br \/>\nAdam oturur yerine, kad\u0131n yan\u0131na<br \/>\nyakla\u015farak h\u0131r\u00e7\u0131nla\u015f\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nSenin \u00f6\u011frenmene gerek yok ki, zaten ucuz birayla, ucuz gazeteyle ve l\u00e2fla besleniyorsun!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n(Kad\u0131n\u0131n s\u00f6yledikleri umurunda de\u011fildir.)Bence derhal Alman vatanda\u015fl\u0131\u011f\u0131na ge\u00e7mek i\u00e7in m\u00fcracaat etmelisiniz Bay Abd\u00fc, eminim ki reddedilmeyeceksiniz.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nKara ka\u015fl\u0131, kara g\u00f6zl\u00fc almanlar. Hitler zaman\u0131nda olsayd\u0131 t\u00fcm bunlar&#8230; hepiniz hamama&#8230;<br \/>\nAbd\u00fc yerinden kalkar arkada\u015fa<br \/>\nyakla\u015f\u0131r, kolundan tutarak<br \/>\nsal\u0131ncaktan indirir.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nBiraz da biz sallanal\u0131m arkada\u015f !&#8230;(adama d\u00f6nerek) Ben de sizin \u00f6nerdi\u011finiz o konuyla aylard\u0131r u\u011fra\u015f\u0131yorum Bay Roli&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Arkada\u015f Abd\u00fc\u0131n yerine oturur.<br \/>\nkad\u0131n da sal\u0131nca\u011fa binerek<br \/>\nsallanmaya ba\u015flar.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nSabredin, bizde b\u00fcrokrasi i\u015ften \u00f6nce gelir. Bir\u015fey sorabilirmiyim Bay Abd\u00fc?<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nSor bakal\u0131m, bir sormayan sen kalm\u0131\u015ft\u0131n.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\n(Sevecen) Siz T\u00fcrks\u00fcn\u00fcz ve Alman olmak istiyorsunuz bunun nedenini bana a\u00e7\u0131klayabilirmisiniz. Siz, bizim \u00e7ok sad\u0131k ve dost oldu\u011funu bildi\u011fimiz bir \u00fclkenin vatanda\u015f\u0131s\u0131n\u0131z.<br \/>\nArkada\u015f yerinden kalkarak<br \/>\ntorban\u0131n i\u00e7iden biras\u0131n\u0131 yeniler.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nDo\u011fru s\u00f6yl\u00fcyorsun, ikinci payla\u015f\u0131m sava\u015f\u0131nda az m\u0131 krom madeni satt\u0131lar size, bizim yar\u0131m b\u0131y\u0131kl\u0131lar. Hem sizde, hem de bizde bir \u00e7ok sava\u015f zengini t\u00fcredi.<br \/>\n(Heceleyerek) Dostlar kimler?<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\n(Do\u011frularken) Bravo arkada\u015f, biray\u0131 \u00e7ektik\u00e7e beynindeki buru\u015fuklar da \u00e7o\u011fal\u0131yor galiba.<br \/>\nAbd\u00fc\u2019a d\u00f6nerek.<br \/>\nSen de bal\u0131k\u00e7\u0131 teknesi gibi fazla sallanma, kafay\u0131 \u00e7abuk bulursun sonra.<br \/>\nKad\u0131na yakla\u015f\u0131r sal\u0131nca\u011f\u0131n ask\u0131s\u0131na<br \/>\nsar\u0131l\u0131r bir eliyle, biras\u0131n\u0131 yudumlar.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nSeninle bir dakika yaln\u0131z kalabilirmiyim, sadece bir dakika?<br \/>\nKad\u0131n arkada\u015fa bakmadan konu\u015fur.<br \/>\nDi\u011ferleri dikkat kesilirler.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\n\u00c7ok uzun bir s\u00fcre, o bir dakikam\u0131 senin i\u00e7in harcayamam.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nHik\u00e2yemi uzatamam ki.<br \/>\nSal\u0131ncaktan atlar, Arkada\u015f\u0131n<br \/>\nkar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda ayaktad\u0131r, burun buruna<br \/>\nkal\u0131rlar.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nUcuz bir sonu\u00e7 ta ya\u015fatamam, senin zevkin i\u00e7in i\u015fkence \u00e7ekemem ki!&#8230;<br \/>\nAdam tekrar konuya d\u00f6ner.<br \/>\nADAM<br \/>\n(\u00c7ok \u00f6nemliymi\u015f\u00e7esine)Size Vatanda\u015fl\u0131k Dairesinde baz\u0131 sorular soracaklar veya sordular. (G\u00f6zlerini kapar) Mesel\u00e2, meslek veya meslekleriniz var m\u0131 Bay Abd\u00fc ?&#8230; (G\u00f6zlerini a\u00e7ar)<br \/>\nSal\u0131ncaktan yere atlar, hemen<br \/>\nArkada\u015f ko\u015farak yeri kapar.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nBay Roli hangi birini s\u00f6yleyeyim ki ?&#8230;(etkilemeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r) \u0130lk okuldayken yaz tatillerinde (banka oturur) babam Berber Rasim Amcan\u0131n yan\u0131na \u00e7\u0131rak olarak g\u00f6nderiyordu. Sonra terzi Akif Amcan\u0131n yan\u0131na gitmeye ba\u015flad\u0131m. Son olarak ta Recep Agan\u0131n kahvesinde garsonluk , pardon ask\u0131c\u0131l\u0131k yapmay\u0131 \u00f6\u011frendim.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nDiplomalar\u0131n\u0131z sertifikalar\u0131n\u0131z var m\u0131?<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\n(araya girer) Yoktur &#8230; vermeyi unutmu\u015flard\u0131r herhalde. Bilseydi b\u00f6yle olaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 hepsinden birer diploma al\u0131rd\u0131 !&#8230; Ayy\u0131ld\u0131z m\u00fch\u00fcr\u00fcyle Muhtar emmiden tasdikli. De\u011fil mi day\u0131?<br \/>\nAdam ayaktad\u0131r, ak\u0131l verici<br \/>\nduruma ge\u00e7er.<br \/>\nADAM<br \/>\nDo\u011frusu, mesleksizsiniz Bay Abd\u00fc&#8230;. Burada da bir meslek e\u011fitimine gitmediniz zannedersem. Bunlar\u0131 hep do\u011fru s\u00f6yleyin sorduklar\u0131 zaman.<\/p>\n<p>(Etkilenmemi\u015ftir Abd\u00fc)<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nComputer kurslar\u0131na gidecektim amma !&#8230; (kararl\u0131d\u0131r)Zaman\u0131m yoktu? \u00c7al\u0131\u015fmaktan ba\u015f\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 ka\u015f\u0131yacak vakit bile bulamad\u0131k&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nNene gerek senin Computer kursu day\u0131, s\u00fcp\u00fcrmesini biliyorsun ya. Holdinklere para kapt\u0131rmas\u0131n\u0131 da&#8230;<br \/>\nAbd\u00fc aya\u011fa kalkar i\u015faret<br \/>\nparma\u011f\u0131n\u0131 arkada\u015fa sallayarak.<br \/>\nABD\u00dc<br \/>\nKes ulan sesini, yeter art\u0131k a\u00e7\u0131k verme. (Adama d\u00f6nerek)Roli senin mesle\u011fin var m\u0131?<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nVar tabii ama i\u015fsizim.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n(Hayretle) Neden?<\/p>\n<p>Adam do\u011frulur ve Abd\u00fc\u0131n<br \/>\nyan\u0131na yakla\u015f\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n( Ciddi olmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r )Bak, ben yabanc\u0131lara kar\u015f\u0131 de\u011filim, \u00f6n yarg\u0131l\u0131 da de\u011filim, ama sizler \u00e7o\u011fald\u0131n\u0131z bizlerin i\u015fleri azald\u0131. Benim yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131m i\u015fin iki kat\u0131n\u0131 yap\u0131yosunuz. Hem de ayn\u0131 \u00fccrete. Bu da patronlar\u0131n i\u015fine geliyor, biraz itiraz ettinmi kap\u0131y\u0131 g\u00f6steriyorlar \u201cSenin bu i\u015fini yapmak i\u00e7in d\u0131\u015farda milyonlarca ki\u015fi bekliyor \u201d diyorlar.<br \/>\nBanka d\u00f6ner ve oturur biras\u0131n\u0131<br \/>\nyudumlar.<br \/>\nARKADA\u015e<br \/>\n\u0130\u015fte kap\u0131 i\u015fte sap\u0131 yani!<br \/>\nKad\u0131n sal\u0131ncakta sallan\u0131rken.<br \/>\nKADIN<br \/>\nAnneniz Baban\u0131z ya\u015f\u0131yorlar m\u0131 Bay Abd\u00fc?<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nHay\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nEvli miy di ler?<br \/>\nArkada\u015f sal\u0131nca\u011f\u0131n \u00f6n\u00fcne dikilir<br \/>\nbeden e\u011fitimi hareketlerine<br \/>\nba\u015flarken.<br \/>\nARKADA\u015e<br \/>\n(bilgi\u00e7 ve alayc\u0131d\u0131r)Adem ile Havva gibi de\u011fil ama!<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nNas\u0131l?<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nDinle, s\u00f6yler \u015fimdi.<br \/>\nKad\u0131n \u015fark\u0131s\u0131na ba\u015flar.<br \/>\nKADIN<br \/>\nAdem ile Havva\u2019n\u0131n<br \/>\nnik\u00e2hlar\u0131n\u0131<br \/>\nkim k\u0131yd\u0131<br \/>\nresmi mi<br \/>\nimam<br \/>\nnik\u00e2hl\u0131<br \/>\nm\u0131yd\u0131<br \/>\nyoksa<br \/>\nHavva Adem\u2019e<br \/>\nmi<br \/>\nk\u0131yd\u0131<br \/>\nnik\u00e2hs\u0131z sa<br \/>\nAdemo\u011flu<br \/>\nHavva\u2019y\u0131<br \/>\norospu mu<br \/>\nsayd\u0131<br \/>\nbu kadar<br \/>\n\u00e7ok<br \/>\n\u00e7o cuk lar<br \/>\nO\u2019nlar\u0131n<br \/>\nnik\u00e2hs\u0131z-lar\u0131-m\u0131y d\u0131?<br \/>\nArkada\u015f ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 olumlu olarak<br \/>\nsallarken, di\u011ferleri \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n ve<br \/>\ntedirgin birbirlerine bakarlar..<br \/>\nABD\u00dc<br \/>\nTabii ki evliydiler hem de benim gibi \u00e7ifte, imam\u0131 da var resmisi de.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nYani siz evlilikten dolay\u0131 m\u0131 do\u011fmu\u015f oluyorsunuz,<br \/>\n\u00f6yle mi?<br \/>\nSal\u0131nca\u011fa oturur ve tekrar<br \/>\nsallanmaya ba\u015flar.<br \/>\nARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nBizim gibi mi ? Adem ile Havvan\u0131n \u00e7ocuklar\u0131 gibi mi?<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n(sald\u0131rganla\u015f\u0131r)Ne o&#8230; pi\u00e7 mi zannettiniz beni Bay&#8230; Bay&#8230; Roli?<br \/>\nKad\u0131n sal\u0131ncaktan atlar Abd\u00fca<br \/>\nyakla\u015f\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nSizin de \u00f6\u011frenece\u011finiz baz\u0131 \u015feyler var Abd\u00fc, \u00f6nce k\u0131zmamay\u0131. Her insan size ters gelebilecek bir\u015feyler sorabilir, anlatabilir.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nGaliba hakl\u0131s\u0131n, biz b\u00f6yleyiz, keskin sirkeyiz, bir pire i\u00e7in yorgan yakar\u0131z.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nEn b\u00fcy\u00fck T\u00fcrk Ba\u015fka B\u00fcy\u00fck Yok!&#8230;.. Bir T\u00fcrk D\u00fcnyaya bedel!&#8230; Y\u00fcrr\u00fc\u00fc\u00fc\u00fc!&#8230;<br \/>\nAdam yerinden kalkar kad\u0131n\u0131n<br \/>\nbo\u015f b\u0131rakt\u0131\u011f\u0131 sal\u0131nca\u011fa oturur.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nBelki de sizi ve ailenizi takip ettirebilirler, konutunuzun \u00e7ok temiz olmas\u0131 gerekir, hem de \u00e7ok temiz.<br \/>\nKad\u0131n Adam\u0131n yerine oturur.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\n(Ak\u0131l vermeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r, fakat alay etmektedir)Fakaaat duvarlarda sak\u0131ncal\u0131 foto\u011fraflar varsa kald\u0131rman\u0131z\u0131 tavsiye ederim. Federal Almanya Cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131n\u0131n ve Ba\u015fbakan\u0131n portreleri olursa dikkat \u00e7eker&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n(Mah\u00e7up) Y\u0131llar \u00f6nce bunu da denedim ama nereye sorduysam manava git dediler!..<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nManavdan alaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131z 16 y\u0131l dayanmaz ki, hem \u00e7er\u00e7evelettiremezsiniz de. (alay etmekte devam eder) \u015eimdikiler, \u015fimdilik \u00e7ok yak\u0131\u015f\u0131kl\u0131, haryerde bulabilir sat\u0131n alabilirsiniz portrelerini. Hem de cepheden \u00e7ekilmi\u015f olarak.<br \/>\nAdam Kad\u0131nla Abd\u00fc\u0131n aras\u0131na<br \/>\nOturur.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nPekii kar\u0131n\u0131z ba\u015f\u00f6rt\u00fcs\u00fc tak\u0131yor mu?<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nEvet. Vallaaa.. \u00dc\u015f\u00fctmesin diye&#8230; Hemmm&#8230; Sa\u00e7lar\u0131 d\u00f6k\u00fcl\u00fcyor havayla temas edince&#8230;. dediler&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nK\u0131v\u0131rma, k\u0131v\u0131rma day\u0131.<br \/>\nAbd\u00fc yerinden kalkar, bo\u015ftaki<br \/>\nsal\u0131nca\u011fa otururken Arkada\u015f\u0131nkini<br \/>\nittirir.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nHavayla temasta sa\u00e7 d\u00f6k\u00fcld\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc ilk kez duyuyorum. Neyse&#8230; \u00d6zellikle resmi dairelerde ve i\u015f yerinizde Almanca konu\u015fmaya gayret edin.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nDil bilmek ne kadar g\u00fczel bir\u015feymi\u015f.(bilgi\u00e7) Siz ve sizler T\u00fcrk\u00e7e \u00f6\u011frenseydiniz aram\u0131zda hi\u00e7 bir sorun kalmayacakt\u0131 ! (Sallan\u0131rken) Bizde de derler, bir dil bir insan, iki dil iki insan.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nBravo day\u0131, bir T\u00fcrk bu kadar ak\u0131ll\u0131 olabilir, iki d\u00fcnya biraraya gelebilir ve sorunu aynen senin gibi \u00e7\u00f6zebilir.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nMutfa\u011f\u0131n\u0131zda ve evinizde sar\u0131msak kokusu etraf\u0131 rahats\u0131z etmemeli. Safalmanlar k\u0131zabilir.<br \/>\nSal\u0131ncaktan inen Abd\u00fc bank\u0131n<br \/>\narkas\u0131nda gidip gelirken.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nEczaneden al\u0131yoruz art\u0131k, manavdakileri siz bitiriyorsunuz. Tabletlerini yapm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n\u0131z onlarla idare etmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yoruz.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nT\u00fcrkler eczanelere, Almanlar ise manavlara gidiyor&#8230;.<br \/>\nAbd\u00fc ayaktad\u0131r sahnenin \u00f6n<br \/>\ntaraf\u0131nda gidip gelir.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n\u0130nsan\u0131n morali bozuluyor bu arada Bay Roli. (ezgili)Koku korkusu \u00e7ok k\u00f6t\u00fc bir\u015fey. Sar\u0131msa\u011f\u0131 so\u011fan\u0131 unuttuk kavanoza koyduk, mutfakta m\u00fczelik, bak\u0131p bak\u0131p i\u00e7 \u00e7ekiyorum koku korkusu, kapa\u011f\u0131n\u0131 bile a\u00e7m\u0131yoruz, kavanozdaki gibi durmuyor meretler. (gittik\u00e7e ses tonunu y\u00fckselterek) En pahal\u0131s\u0131ndan losyonlar, deodorantlar dizdik raflara, s\u0131k\u0131yoruz oram\u0131za buram\u0131za&#8230; koku korkusu. F\u0131sf\u0131s ald\u0131k, evin i\u00e7ini be\u015f vakit leyl\u00e2k kokusu, efendime s\u00f6yliyeyim papatya kokusuyla buland\u0131r\u0131yoruz&#8230;.(\u00f6fkelenir) Gece bir r\u00fcya karabasan, bir uyan\u0131yorum f\u0131rl\u0131yorum yataktan do\u011fru dolaba, ne bulursam ba\u015fl\u0131yorum s\u0131kmaya odalar\u0131n i\u00e7ine, koku korkusu&#8230;<br \/>\nAdam\u0131n arkas\u0131ndan ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nYanl\u0131\u015fl\u0131kla birg\u00fcn sinek il\u00e2c\u0131 s\u0131kmamaya \u00f6zen g\u00f6ster day\u0131. Holdinklere d\u00f6nersin sora&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nTamam tamam anlad\u0131m. Bizler sar\u0131msa\u011f\u0131 sa\u011fl\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 korumak i\u00e7in al\u0131yoruz Bay Abd\u00fc.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n(adama yakla\u015farak ve neredeyse tepesine \u00e7\u0131kar)Biz de t\u0131rnaklar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 cilalamak i\u00e7in Bay Roli!<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n\u015eakalar\u0131n\u0131za kat\u0131l\u0131yorum ve anlay\u0131\u015fla kar\u015f\u0131l\u0131yorum. \u0130stersen hep beraber g\u00fclebiliriz de. Siz zaten di\u011fer T\u00fcrklere benzemiyorsunuz farkl\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131z var Bay Abd\u00fc. Hani konu\u015ftuklar\u0131mdan al\u0131nmay\u0131n. Di\u011ferleri i\u00e7in d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnerek siz de sak\u0131n yapmay\u0131n diye ak\u0131l vermeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yorum&#8230;.<br \/>\nAbd\u00fc banka oturur.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nOkey, anla\u015ft\u0131k Bay Roli.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nAlman olmak i\u00e7in m\u00fcracaat ettikten sonra, vatanda\u015fl\u0131k uzmanlar\u0131na sizi ve ailenizi takip ettirebilirler.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nBu g\u00f6zlemleme s\u0131ras\u0131nda, siz yapmazs\u0131n\u0131z ama yine de ak\u0131l vereyim di\u011fer T\u00fcrkler gibi can\u0131n\u0131z\u0131n istedi\u011fi yere park etmeyiniz. Yanl\u0131\u015f harekette bulunan Alman s\u00fcr\u00fcc\u00fclerine hemen k\u0131zarak ve i\u015faret parma\u011f\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 \u015faka\u011f\u0131n\u0131za g\u00f6t\u00fcrerek onlar\u0131n deli olduklar\u0131n\u0131 ima etmeyiniz.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nSittir lan, ibne yi almanca de\u011fil t\u00fcrk\u00e7e s\u00f6ylemende fayda var day\u0131!&#8230;<br \/>\nArkada\u015f sal\u0131ncaktan iner banka<br \/>\noturur, bankta \u015fimdi d\u00f6rt ki\u015fi<br \/>\nbulunmaktad\u0131r<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nBay Abd\u00fc\u00fc.. do\u011fru konu\u015fman\u0131 rica ederim, sen hi\u00e7 sexschow\u2019a gittin mi?<br \/>\nAbd\u00fc aya\u011fa f\u0131rlar.<br \/>\nSa\u011fa sola bakar ba\u015fkalar\u0131n\u0131n<br \/>\nolup olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 ara\u015ft\u0131r\u0131r ..<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n(isyank\u00e2r)Ne bi\u00e7im kad\u0131n bu yaaaa, hi\u00e7 sorulacak \u015fey mi \u015fimdi, ya duyan olursa?<\/p>\n<p>Arkada\u015f Abd\u00fc\u2019\u0131n arkas\u0131ndaki \u00e7\u00f6p<br \/>\nbidonlar\u0131ndan birinin \u00fczerine<br \/>\nt\u00fcnekler.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nO bi\u00e7im de\u011fil day\u0131 bu kad\u0131n, soruyor i\u015fte erkek gibi!.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nYaln\u0131z\u0131z, koca parkta bizden ba\u015fka kimse yok. Hem ben ba\u015fkalar\u0131na da anlatmam.<\/p>\n<p>Abd\u00fc sakinle\u015ferek yerine d\u00f6ner.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n(\u0130\u00e7 ge\u00e7irir derin bir nefes alarak )Eskiden s\u0131k s\u0131k gidiyordum ama \u015fimdilerde seyrekle\u015fti. \u00c7\u0131karken de baz\u0131 il\u00e2\u00e7lar alarak eve d\u00f6n\u00fcyorum art\u0131k. Eczanedeki Miyagralar \u00e7ok pahal\u0131 geliyor&#8230; Tablet olanlar\u0131 da ba\u015fa\u011fr\u0131s\u0131 haplar\u0131 diye uyduruyorum kar\u0131ma.<br \/>\nBir kere de onun ba\u015f\u0131 a\u011fr\u0131m\u0131\u015f, birka\u00e7 tane i\u00e7mi\u015f ard\u0131 ard\u0131na&#8230; sabah\u0131 ettirmedi he valla!&#8230;<br \/>\nArkada\u015f yerinden ayr\u0131l\u0131r<br \/>\nyandaki \u00e7\u00f6p sepetlerinden<br \/>\ndi\u011ferinin \u00fczerine oturur.<br \/>\nARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nBunun hi\u00e7bir sak\u0131ncas\u0131 yok day\u0131 .. bizler de gidiyoruz, kimimiz meraktan, kimileri zevkten, al\u0131\u015fkanl\u0131k haline getirenler de var. B\u00f6ylece para veren otuzbirciler de \u00e7o\u011fald\u0131 hani. Hem bu sekt\u00f6rde ifl\u00e2s edildi\u011fi duyulmam\u0131\u015ft\u0131r, hep yenileri a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131yor.<br \/>\nKad\u0131n da di\u011fer \u00e7\u00f6p sepetinin<br \/>\n\u00fczerine oturur.<br \/>\nABD\u00dc<br \/>\n\u0130yi i\u015fe iyi para!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\n\u0130\u015fte \u015fimdi i\u015f adaml\u0131\u011f\u0131n kabard\u0131 gibi, tavsiye ederim ge\u00e7 kalma!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nSittir lan, ben m\u00fcsl\u00fcman\u0131m!.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nParan\u0131n dini iman\u0131 yoktur Day\u0131\u0131\u0131\u0131\u0131!<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nHer y\u0131l \u00fclkenize tatile gidiyormusun Bay Abd\u00fc?<br \/>\nAbd\u00fc sal\u0131nca\u011fa oturur ve<br \/>\nsallan\u0131r.<br \/>\nABD\u00dc<br \/>\nGe\u00e7en sene iki defa gittik, birinde kirac\u0131 ka\u00e7m\u0131\u015f evi tamir i\u00e7in, bir ev alm\u0131\u015f kadar masraf yapt\u0131m, (\u015farab\u0131n\u0131 bitirmek \u00fczeredir, \u015fi\u015fenin dibine bakar)y\u0131km\u0131\u015f d\u00f6km\u00fc\u015f her taraf\u0131, alt\u0131 ayl\u0131k kiray\u0131 da \u00f6dememi\u015f, ikincisinde torunu s\u00fcnnet ettirmeye.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nHoldinklerden sonra bir de bu bel\u00e2. Ne i\u015fin var senin memleketin yar\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 alacak. \u0130\u00e7inde oturmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n evin i\u00e7ine i\u015fte b\u00f6yle ederler..<br \/>\nArkada\u015f kad\u0131n\u0131n yan\u0131na yakla\u015f\u0131r<br \/>\nbiras\u0131n\u0131n bitti\u011fini g\u00f6sterir. Kad\u0131n<br \/>\ntorbay\u0131 g\u00f6stererek kalmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131<br \/>\nanlat\u0131r.<br \/>\nADAM<br \/>\nSizin dikkatinizi \u00e7ekerim, (Biras\u0131n\u0131 i\u00e7erken) bundan sonra \u00fclkemizin i\u00e7inde de gezilecek tatil yap\u0131lacak yerlerin bulundu\u011funu \u00f6\u011frenmelisiniz.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nBen burada da ara tatillerde \u00e7ok geziyorum. Akrabalar, arkada\u015flar bizim k\u00f6y\u00fcn yar\u0131s\u0131ndan \u00e7o\u011fu almanyada ya\u015f\u0131yor, biz onlara onlar bize derken b\u00f6ylelikle ben de yeni memleketimi tan\u0131m\u0131\u015f oluyorum.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nSizi Almanca konu\u015fmayan bir s\u00fcr\u00fc insan\u0131n ziyaret etmesi kom\u015fular\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 rahats\u0131z etti\u011fi gibi, bizim dilimizi \u00f6\u011frenmenize de mani olur.<br \/>\nAdam derin bir soluk al\u0131r,<br \/>\n\u00f6\u011fretmenli\u011fe ba\u015flar.<br \/>\nADAM<br \/>\nSen de\u011fil de yani i\u015fte siz t\u00fcrkler ayakkab\u0131lar\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 kap\u0131n\u0131n \u00f6n\u00fcnde b\u0131rak\u0131yorsunuz, b\u00fct\u00fcn katlar kokabilir ve kom\u015fular\u0131n\u0131z \u00fcstlerinden atlarken kafalar\u0131n\u0131 duvarlara vurabilir, sak\u0131nola ki siz yapmay\u0131n Bay Abd\u00fc\u00fc.<br \/>\nAdam kad\u0131na cebinden \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131\u011f\u0131<br \/>\nparalar\u0131 verir, yetmeyece\u011fini<br \/>\nanlayan kad\u0131n Abd\u00fcdan da alarak<br \/>\nd\u0131\u015far\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kar.<br \/>\nABD\u00dc<br \/>\nNe yapay\u0131m, bu kez de bizim burnumuzun dire\u011fi k\u0131r\u0131labilir!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nHerg\u00fcn banyo yap\u0131yormusunuz?<br \/>\nSahnenin kenar\u0131ndan.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n\u0130\u015fyerinde herg\u00fcn&#8230; eskiden evde de her gece yap\u0131yorduk ama gen\u00e7tik o zamanlar, \u015fimdi art\u0131k tatil g\u00fcnlerine denk getiriyoruz, cumadan cumaya&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nHamama, hamama. Nezamandan beri pazarlar i\u015fg\u00fcn\u00fc oldu ?<br \/>\nAbd\u00fc patalonunu indirmeye<br \/>\nye\u011flenir.<br \/>\nABD\u00dc<br \/>\nTamam Bay Roli b\u00fct\u00fcn bu sorulanlar g\u00fczel de d\u00f6t\u00fcmde ka\u00e7 tane beyaz t\u00fcy oldu\u011funu da \u00f6\u011frenmek istermisiniz ?<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nHamamda, hamamda day\u0131 !&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nBak Bay Abd\u00fc. bu davran\u0131\u015f\u0131n hal\u00e2 k\u0131zmamay\u0131 \u00f6\u011frenmedi\u011finizi g\u00f6steriyor, sakin olun&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nOkey, hakl\u0131s\u0131n Bay Poli, Roli&#8230;<br \/>\nKad\u0131n ko\u015fa ko\u015fa girer sahneye<br \/>\nbiralar\u0131 da\u011f\u0131t\u0131r, bir tane de Abd\u00fc<br \/>\nister \u015farab\u0131 kalmam\u0131\u015ft\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nEvde, kar\u0131nla \u00e7ocuklarla hangi dilden konu\u015fuyorsunuz Bay Abd\u00fc. ?<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nH\u0131mmm, bezen Almanlar\u0131n yaz\u0131 dilini, arada y\u00f6resel leh\u00e7eyi, T\u00fcrk\u00e7e (karars\u0131z) &#8230;bazen&#8230; ne bulursak can\u0131m&#8230; kar\u0131\u015f\u0131k yani&#8230; dil bu i\u015fte, kemi\u011fi yok ya, buldu\u011funu okuyor..<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nYaaa \u00f6yle mi ?<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n\u015eey, Bay Roli size bir\u015fey sorabilirmiyim?<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nEvet.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nE\u011fer ben Alman vatanda\u015f\u0131 olursam \u0130ngilizce konu\u015fup, \u0130ngilizce \u015fark\u0131 s\u00f6yleyebilirmiyim?<br \/>\nAbd\u00fc ve adam sal\u0131ncaklara<br \/>\nDa\u011f\u0131l\u0131rlar.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nTabii neden olmas\u0131n&#8230;<br \/>\nBanka oturan arkada\u015f ve kad\u0131n<br \/>\ndi\u011ferlerini yan oturarak izlerler.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nBizde de \u00f6yle. Peki Frans\u0131zca?<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nEvet.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nBizde de aynen \u00f6yle. Peki Japonca Arap\u00e7a konu\u015fup, \u015fark\u0131 s\u00f6yleyebilirmiyim?<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nTabi tabi.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nBizde de \u00f6yle&#8230; Peki Bay Roli T\u00fcrk\u00e7e \u015fark\u0131 s\u00f6yleyip, T\u00fcrk\u00e7e konu\u015fabilirmiyim?<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nEveeet.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n\u0130\u015fte buna kat\u0131lm\u0131yorum. (heyecanlan\u0131r)Nezaman T\u00fcrk\u00e7e konu\u015fsak yolda tramvayda \u015furda burda etraf\u0131m\u0131zdaki Alman karda\u015flar ters ters bak\u0131yorlar, hatt\u00e2 bir keresinde<br \/>\n\u201c Buras\u0131 Almanya Almanca konu\u015fun \u201d diyen bile \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131. Evde T\u00fcrk\u00e7e bir \u015fark\u0131 dinlemeye kalksak, \u00fcstteki ve alttaki Alman kom\u015fular ortal\u0131\u011f\u0131 aya\u011fa kald\u0131rarak duvarlara, kap\u0131lara, tavanlara vurarak \u201c Heeey kapa \u015fu kanaken m\u00fczi\u011fini \u201d diyerek y\u0131rt\u0131yorlar biryerlerini&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nArabesk m\u00fczi\u011fi ile disko haline getirirsen evi, tabii ki y\u0131rtarlar oralar\u0131n\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nPeki siz ne yap\u0131yorsunuz bu durumda Bay Abd\u00fc. \u0130n\u015fallah di\u011ferleri gibi, (sesinin tonunu d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcrerek)ama siz yapmazs\u0131n\u0131z onlara benzemiyorsunuz, yani a\u015fa\u011f\u0131 yukar\u0131 katlara inip \u00e7\u0131karak kom\u015fular\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 d\u00f6vmeye kalkmazs\u0131n\u0131z&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nNe mi yap\u0131yorum ?&#8230; Benim Cedeyi \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131yorum, yerine ince sazdan ni\u015fab\u00f6rek makam\u0131nda Alman mar\u015flar\u0131n\u0131 bir koyuyorum, \u00e7\u0131t yok&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nBravo Bay Abd\u00fc, ge\u00e7im yolunu bulmu\u015fsunuz, bizim safkan almanlar da ancak bundan anlarlar!&#8230;<br \/>\nAdam sallan\u0131r Abd\u00fc durmu\u015ftur<br \/>\nve sal\u0131nca\u011f\u0131n \u00f6n\u00fcndedir.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nSen sordun ben anlatay\u0131m Bay Roli k\u0131zmaca dar\u0131lmaca yok ama tamam m\u0131?<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nOkey Bay Abd\u00fc ..<br \/>\nAbd\u00fc bank\u0131n \u00f6n\u00fcnde gidip<br \/>\ngelerek anlatmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nBig\u00fcn Diskoteklerinize gireyim dedim, \u201c Kanaken Raus \u201d diyerek sepetlediler.. yaa durun etmeyin eylemeyin ben Alman falan demeye kalmad\u0131 i\u00e7erden bir demet adam f\u0131rlad\u0131 ba\u015flad\u0131lar kovalamaya, (heyecanlan\u0131r olay\u0131 canl\u0131 olarak sahnede ko\u015farak anlat\u0131r) ben \u00f6nde onlar arkada ko\u015f alllah ko\u015f, nefesim kalmad\u0131, idmanl\u0131 da de\u011filim patates gibi \u015fi\u015ftim. Durdum, neyapay\u0131m ne olacaksa olsun dedim, pantalon da gev\u015femi\u015fti bir d\u00fczelteyim dedim k\u0131\u00e7 taraf\u0131ndan ba\u015flayarak, aaa ne oldu beyenirmisin ? \u00e7il yavrusu gibi da\u011f\u0131ld\u0131 adamlar.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n(Merakla) Neden?<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n(Heyecanla devam ederek) Me\u011fer b\u0131\u00e7ak \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131yorum zannetmi\u015fler. Bir meyhaneye girip bira i\u00e7meyi denedim, garson \u00f6nce durdu uzun uzun inceledi, sonra kolumdan tuttu \u201cGel\u201d dedi, d\u0131\u015far\u0131ya \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131k kap\u0131n\u0131n yan\u0131nda bir levha \u201c Buraya K\u00f6pekler ve T\u00fcrkler Giremez \u201d yaz\u0131l\u0131, kuyru\u011fumuzu k\u0131st\u0131k ap\u0131\u015f aram\u0131za k\u00f6s k\u00f6s evin yolunu tuttuk&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nNe i\u015fin var senin \u00f6yle yerlerde day\u0131, kursana sofran\u0131 evde, Amer\u0131kan Viskisini a\u00e7 yan\u0131na da l\u00e2hmacun&#8230;. Yoksa kar\u0131 korkusu mu bu?<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nEskiden Yahudilere, Polonyal\u0131lara, \u0130talyanlara uygulan\u0131yordu bu i\u015flemler.<br \/>\n\u015eans\u0131na k\u00fcs, bug\u00fcn sen \u00e7o\u011funluktas\u0131n s\u0131ran\u0131 savmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f, Rusyadan gelecek olan eski Almanlarla yer de\u011fi\u015ftirebilirsiniz&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nBay Abd\u00fc sizin daha fazla vatanda\u015fl\u0131klar\u0131n\u0131z varm\u0131?<br \/>\nAbd\u00fc sal\u0131nca\u011fa y\u00f6nelirken.<br \/>\nABD\u00dc<br \/>\nBildi\u011fim kadar\u0131yla yok ama hep ku\u015fku i\u00e7indeyim. ABD\u2019ye ba\u011f\u0131ml\u0131l\u0131k diye bir l\u00e2k\u0131rt\u0131 dola\u015f\u0131p duruyor, e\u011fer biz denildi\u011fi gibi ABD\u2019nin ellibirinci eyaletiysek tahminen ABD vatanda\u015f\u0131 da olabilirim.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nNATO vatanda\u015f\u0131s\u0131n otomatikman&#8230; Bir de Avrupa Birli\u011fine bir yanl\u0131\u015fl\u0131k olup al\u0131n\u0131rsan vatanda\u015fl\u0131k d\u00f6rtle\u015fecek.<br \/>\nAbd\u00fc sal\u0131ncakta tekrar sallanmaya<br \/>\nba\u015flarken.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nFazla mal g\u00f6z \u00e7\u0131karmaz, ne kadar \u00e7ok vatanda\u015fl\u0131k olursa o kadar da \u00e7ok vatanda\u015f\u0131m\u0131z olur. (rahatlam\u0131\u015ft\u0131r) Mesel\u00e2 siz de NATO biz de, \u00f6yleyse Natoda\u015f\u0131z, Avrupada\u015f da olabiliriz bir ihtimal. Ne dersiniz Bay Roli?<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n(tersler) Beni kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131rmay\u0131n sizin vatanda\u015fl\u0131klar\u0131n\u0131za Bay Abd\u00fc. Siz domuz eti yermisiniz?<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nBu da sorulacan soru mu \u015fimdi, tan\u0131yan var tan\u0131mayan var. Hay\u0131r desem Almana kar\u015f\u0131 ay\u0131p olur, bir de uzmanlar duyarsa Vatanda\u015fl\u0131k i\u015fi nanay, evet desem bizimkilerle \u015finanay&#8230; (duyulmas\u0131ndan korkarcas\u0131na ve sesini k\u0131sarak) Evet Bay Roli ama bizimkilerin bulunmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 yerde, h\u0131mm pirzolaya tamam domuz sucu\u011funa ve benzerlerine yayn! Siz yiyormusunuz Bay Roli?<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nEveeeet&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n\u00d6z\u00fcr dilerim Bay Roli, bu soru sizi rahats\u0131z etmesin \u00e7\u00fck\u00fc domuz eti yememeye entegre olmu\u015f bis\u00fcr\u00fc Alman var da, siz de onlardanm\u0131s\u0131n\u0131z diye merak ettim.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nHac\u0131ya gitmi\u015fleri bile var day\u0131. (dalgas\u0131n\u0131 ge\u00e7er) \u015earaba bile t\u00f6vde demi\u015fler&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\n(arkada\u015f\u0131 onaylar)Do\u011fru s\u00f6yl\u00fcyor, m\u00fcsl\u00fcman olan bir s\u00fcr\u00fc safkanalman yok mu?<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nHay\u0131r bu konuda ben entegre olmad\u0131m&#8230; Bay Abd\u00fc siz sendikaya \u00fcye misiniz?<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nEvet sendika \u00fcyesiyim, yasakm\u0131yd\u0131 acaba ?..(Korkak bir tav\u0131rdad\u0131r) Bizde resmen olmasa bile sendika dedin mi mide buland\u0131r\u0131r. Hem burada Alman i\u015f\u00e7iler de \u00fcye, dahas\u0131 sendikalar\u0131n ba\u015fkanlar\u0131 hep Alman. Ben sadece \u00fcyeyim&#8230; i\u015f\u00e7iyim!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nSendikalar\u0131n i\u00e7indeki O\u2019nlarca (eliyle d\u0131\u015far\u0131y\u0131 g\u00f6stererek) tehlikeli unsurlar\u0131 hen\u00fcz tam olarak temizleyemediler, d\u00fczene uygun kafalar yerine oturtulamad\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nBakma sen, arada grevleri yar\u0131da kesenler gibi de g\u00f6r\u00fcnseler dikkatli olmal\u0131s\u0131n. Bu a\u00e7\u0131dan bakt\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z da tehlikelerden uzak durmakta fayda var. Aidat \u00f6demeniz de kesenize zarar!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nBiz bu konuda rahat\u0131z, seksen eyl\u00fcl\u00fcndeki b\u00fcy\u00fck bir temizlik harek\u00e2t\u0131ndan sonra k\u0131l\u00e7\u0131ks\u0131z sendikac\u0131larla palavra at\u0131p tutuyoruz. Ye\u015fili, beyaz\u0131, sar\u0131s\u0131. \u0130n\u015fallah birg\u00fcn sar\u0131kl\u0131 olmaz hepsi.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nBay Abd\u00fc \u015fimdiye kadarki durumunuz gayet iyi !. Almanyan\u0131n i\u00e7inde veya d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda herhangi bir partiye veya a\u015f\u0131r\u0131 sol \u00f6r\u011f\u00fctlere \u00fcyemisin, sempatin var m\u0131?<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nHay\u0131r, Elhamd\u00fclill\u00e2h M\u00fcz\u00fclman&#8230; Yaln\u0131\u0131\u0131\u0131z galiba bir ara T\u00fcrkiyedeki Demokratik Askerlere kar\u015f\u0131 ! yap\u0131lan bir y\u00fcr\u00fcy\u00fc\u015fte \u201c \u015eili, Elsalvador ve T\u00fcrkiyedeki b\u00fct\u00fcn bokluklarda Amerikan eli var&#8230; \u201d diye ba\u011f\u0131rm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m !&#8230; Bunun bir zarar\u0131 olabilir mi Bay Roli?&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Adam ve Abd\u00fc sal\u0131ncaktan<br \/>\ninerler, sendeleyerek \u00e7\u00f6p<br \/>\nsepetlerinin \u00fcst\u00fcne otururlar.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nBence pek yok, fakat \u00f6tekiler anlarlarsa i\u015fin zor&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nGe\u00e7enlerde de \u201cSava\u015fa Hay\u0131r\u201d y\u00fcr\u00fcy\u00fc\u015f\u00fcne kat\u0131ld\u0131m, elimde pankart ta vard\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nTesad\u00fcft\u00fcr o, i\u015f arkada\u015flar\u0131n\u0131n yan\u0131nda bedava biral\u0131 y\u00fcr\u00fcy\u00fc\u015fe \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015fs<br \/>\n\u0131nd\u0131r muhakkak!..<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nSebep?<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nBen sava\u015f su\u00e7lusu olmak istemiyorum&#8230;. diyorlar d\u0131!<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nHakl\u0131lar, kimin i\u00e7in su\u00e7lu oluyoruz kafam\u0131za girmedi as\u0131rlard\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nDaha iyi ya\u015famak i\u00e7in.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nBa\u015fkalar\u0131n\u0131n ya\u015fam\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7alarak m\u0131?<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nFoto\u011fraflar\u0131m\u0131 \u00e7ekmi\u015flerdi galiba.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nAs\u0131l boku yiyen sensin \u015fimdi. Sizin Polisler mi bizimkiler mi?<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nFarkeder mi, zaten ortak \u00e7al\u0131\u015fm\u0131yorlar m\u0131? Bu yap\u0131lan\u0131n ne zarar\u0131 var?<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n\u00dclkemizin g\u00fcvenli\u011fi a\u00e7\u0131s\u0131ndan herkesin fi\u015flenmesi yasald\u0131r. Buna kar\u015f\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kmak d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fclemez.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nD\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnce \u00f6zg\u00fcrl\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fcz\u00fc bile kullanman\u0131z d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fclemez, yasa yasad\u0131r!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nEvet evet, biz bu yasalar\u0131n yabanc\u0131s\u0131 de\u011filiz.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nYapm\u0131\u015f\u0131k bir cahillik, olmu\u015f bir kere!<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n\u0130n\u015fallah bizimkiler uyanmaz. \u015eunu hi\u00e7birzaman unutmay\u0131n Bay Abd\u00fc; Anayasa Madde 116 paragraf 1 Alman olmayan herkes yabanc\u0131d\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nAlman vatanda\u015f\u0131 olunursa?<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nSafkanalman olunmaz.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nAlmanya almanlar\u0131nd\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nEvet. \u00d6nce alman sonra insan !&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nT\u00fcrkiye t\u00fcrklerindir.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nBelki !&#8230;<br \/>\nHepsi ayaktad\u0131r.<br \/>\nARKADA\u015e<br \/>\n\u0130nsan sevgisinin ye\u015fermedi\u011fi toplumlarda kendini korumak zorundas\u0131n. Onlar kendilerini kabul ettirmek i\u00e7in az\u0131nl\u0131\u011f\u0131n g\u00fcc\u00fcn\u00fc sunuyorlar, neyle nas\u0131l, insanlar bu s\u0131navlardan al\u0131nlar\u0131n ak\u0131yla \u00e7\u0131kmal\u0131lar, neyle nas\u0131l? Buras\u0131 neresi?<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nHoyerswerda m\u0131, Dersim mi?<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nSivas m\u0131, Mara\u015f m\u0131, 6-7 Eyl\u00fcl \u0130stanbul mu?<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nRostok, M\u00f6lln, Sollingen, Halep\u00e7e,<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\n11 Eyl\u00fcl New York mu?<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nve insanlar yak\u0131l\u0131yor ve insanlar bunu alk\u0131\u015fl\u0131yorlar, insanlar kendilerine ac\u0131m\u0131yorlar, insanlar insanlar\u0131 sevmiyor&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nDikkat et, duvarlar y\u0131k\u0131ld\u0131 alternativ kalmad\u0131. Bat\u0131n\u0131n korkusu yok art\u0131k. Herkes yerini bulmak zorunda. Ya k\u00fcreselle\u015fmeyi bitireceksin, ya da i\u00e7inde yok olacaks\u0131n.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nBalon \u015fi\u015fiyor.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nZaten her\u015fey bir balon. \u0130\u00e7inde yer almamak \u00f6nemli.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nPatlayacak.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nSen bir yana, ben bir yana.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nSonra nas\u0131l toparlanabiliriz, bu bir \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc d\u00fcnya<br \/>\nsava\u015f\u0131!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nSava\u015f hi\u00e7 bitmedi ki .. \u0130kinci payla\u015f\u0131m sava\u015f\u0131 fa\u015fizm ve sosyalizmin sonunun ba\u015flang\u0131c\u0131yd\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM &#8211; Veee siyonizmin de t\u0131rman\u0131\u015fa ge\u00e7mesi.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN &#8211; 1990 Millennium\u2019una (yeni y\u00fczy\u0131l) kadar dayand\u0131lar ve bittiler.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM &#8211; Eveeeet, siyonizmin k\u00fcreselle\u015fmesi yeni y\u00fczy\u0131l\u0131n 1990\u2019da ki ba\u015flang\u0131c\u0131 oluyor. 2000 tarih yapraklar\u0131n\u0131n gelene\u011fidir. Adolf siyonizme ve sosyalizme sava\u015f a\u00e7m\u0131\u015ft\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e &#8211; Siyonizme mi, Yahudi \u0130nsan\u0131na m\u0131? Yahudiler katledildi, ama siyonizm?<\/p>\n<p>KADIN &#8211; Geri zek\u00e2l\u0131 \u00e7oban&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ADAM &#8211; \u0130ki S\u2019ye kar\u015f\u0131 sava\u015ft\u0131k.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e &#8211; SS oldu.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN &#8211; Ve siyonizmin kuklas\u0131 amerikano \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nBu d\u00fcnya bizim.<br \/>\nAbd\u00fc banka oturur.<br \/>\nKADIN<br \/>\nSava\u015f hi\u00e7 bitmedi diyorum anlam\u0131yormusun Bay Abd\u00fc. \u0130kinci payla\u015f\u0131m sava\u015f\u0131ndan sonraki b\u00f6lgesel sava\u015flar, i\u00e7 sava\u015flar, il\u00e2\u00e7s\u0131zl\u0131ktan, a\u00e7l\u0131ktan \u00f6len insanlar\u0131n say\u0131s\u0131 o zamanlardakinin bir ka\u00e7 mislini ge\u00e7ti. Koku korkusu de\u011fil bu, i\u015fsizlik, yoksulluk, a\u00e7l\u0131k ya\u015fam korkusu korkular\u0131n en b\u00fcy\u00fc\u011f\u00fc.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nAnar\u015fist!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nPatriyotist!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nOturun.<br \/>\nAdam oturur.<br \/>\nARKADA\u015e &#8211; KADIN<br \/>\n(Ayr\u0131 ayr\u0131) Ayakta durmak istiyorum.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n(Oturdu\u011fu yerden) Sava\u015f ne zaman bitecek?<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e-KADIN<br \/>\n\u0130nsanlar bilir !&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><strong>P E R D E<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u0130K\u0130NC\u0130 PERDE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dekor, aksesuar birinci perdedeki gibidir. Abd\u00fc temizlik i\u015f\u00e7isi kost\u00fcmleriyledir. Bank\u0131n \u00f6n\u00fc ve etraf\u0131 gazete par\u00e7alar\u0131, teneke kutular bira, bo\u015f \u015farap \u015fi\u015feleri po\u015fetlerle doludur. Sahne bo\u015ftur, Adam ve Abd\u00fc ayn\u0131 anda sa\u011fdan ve soldan girerler.<br \/>\nAyn\u0131 zamanda sesyayarlardan do\u011fa sesleri y\u00fckselir.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nAynen sizin gibi yemedim, i\u00e7medim bir s\u00fcre para biriktirdim , sosyaldaireden de yard\u0131m ald\u0131m veee ( ne\u015felidir ) \u00fclkenizde iki hafta bo\u011fuluncaya kadar yeyip i\u00e7erek , g\u00fcne\u015flenerek, y\u00fczerek neredeyse bedavaya gelen bir tatil yapt\u0131m.<br \/>\nAdam cebinden \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131\u011f\u0131 gazetesini<br \/>\nbanka atar, i\u00e7 ceplerin \u00e7\u0131kard\u0131\u011f\u0131<br \/>\nbiralar\u0131 da bank\u0131n alt\u0131na s\u0131ralar.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nBiz de d\u00f6rt hafta gittik. (sesi durgun)Euro\u2019yla her\u015fey bedavaya geliyor. Getirdiklerimizle bor\u00e7lu bile kalm\u0131\u015f say\u0131labiliriz. Neredeyse bir y\u0131ll\u0131k yiyece\u011fimizi doldurduk Ford m\u00fcn\u00fcb\u00fcse.<br \/>\nElindeki torbay\u0131 sal\u0131nca\u011fa b\u0131rak\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nBen de k\u0131\u015fl\u0131k deri mantomu. (takdir tonlar\u0131, aferimlendirme) Misafirperver insanlars\u0131n\u0131z, nereden ge\u00e7sem kolumdan tutup \u00e7ay ikram ettiler sonra bir\u015feyler satmaya kalkt\u0131lar. \u00c7ok farkl\u0131 bir toplumsunuz&#8230;<br \/>\nAdam Banka oturur biras\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7ar, bir<br \/>\nyudum i\u00e7tikten sonra, gazetesini<br \/>\nal\u0131r eline. Abd\u00fc \u00e7\u00f6pleri temizlemeye ba\u015flar.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nFarkl\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131 ben de anlamaya ba\u015flad\u0131m. D\u00fcn ayaktopu ma\u00e7\u0131 varm\u0131\u015f, \u015fehir i\u00e7inde dola\u015f\u0131yordum ma\u00e7tan sonra gen\u00e7 Almanlardan yenilenler k\u0131zd\u0131klar\u0131 i\u00e7in, yenenler sevin\u00e7lerinden her taraf\u0131 k\u0131r\u0131p d\u00f6k\u00fcyorlar, ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131p y\u0131rt\u0131n\u0131yorlar d\u0131. O andaki canl\u0131l\u0131k g\u00f6r\u00fclmeye de\u011fer bir k\u00fclt\u00fcr a\u015famas\u0131yd\u0131 diye d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcyorum.<\/p>\n<p>Elide po\u015fet vard\u0131r arkada\u015f\u0131n,<br \/>\nbank\u0131n alt\u0131na b\u0131rak\u0131rken.<br \/>\nARKADA\u015e<br \/>\n(sestonu liriktir) Fakat heyecan\u0131n en ate\u015flisi ise belden \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131lanlarla balkonlardaki pardon, havadaki ku\u015flar\u0131 tek tek yere d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcrmek olsa gerek, (adama d\u00f6nerek)onu daha \u00f6\u011frenememi\u015fsiniz.<br \/>\nOmuzundaki ceketi \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131r<br \/>\ndi\u011fer sal\u0131nca\u011fa b\u0131rak\u0131r.<br \/>\nHer iki sal\u0131ncak ta sallanmaktad\u0131r.<br \/>\nBanka oturur.<br \/>\nADAM<br \/>\nBu tatil size yaram\u0131\u015f olsa gerek Bay Abd\u00fc. Epey de\u011fi\u015fmisiniz.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nNas\u0131l de\u011fi\u015fmem ki ? (i\u00e7 ge\u00e7irir) S\u00f6zde tatile gittik, han\u0131m yemek yapt\u0131, \u00e7ama\u015f\u0131r y\u0131kad\u0131 hediye bekleyen ne kadar tan\u0131d\u0131k tan\u0131mad\u0131k varsa onlar\u0131 a\u011f\u0131rlad\u0131, buradan daha \u00e7ok yorulduk. \u015eimdi ben \u00f6zellikle alabildi\u011fine \u00e7o\u011falmakta olan Amerikan el\u00e7iliklerinde Hamburger yiyor coca cola i\u00e7iyor ve bu t\u00fcr Alman yemeklerini \u00e7ok lezzetli ve i\u015ftah a\u00e7\u0131c\u0131 buluyorum.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\n(itiraz eder, ak\u0131l verir) Onlar alman yemekleri de\u011fil day\u0131. ABD\u2019nin ihra\u00e7 mallar\u0131&#8230;<br \/>\nArkada\u015f \u015fark\u0131s\u0131na ba\u015flar yine.<br \/>\n\u00e7iri\u015fli potinlerinde<br \/>\nkokan<br \/>\nsus\u0131klam<br \/>\nayaklar\u0131ndan<br \/>\nkurtulman\u0131n yolunu<br \/>\ng\u00fcnde be\u015f vakit<br \/>\ny\u0131kayarak<br \/>\nbulmu\u015f<br \/>\nsonunda<br \/>\nneden<br \/>\ngelmi\u015fti<br \/>\nnereden<br \/>\ngelmi\u015fti<br \/>\nnereye<br \/>\ngelmi\u015fti<br \/>\ns o r g u l a m \u0131 yo r<br \/>\nd u<br \/>\nne<br \/>\nkendini<br \/>\nne<br \/>\nkentini&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nZaten Amerikan El\u00e7ilikleri pardon Mc Donald\u2019s lar mantar gibi \u00e7o\u011fal\u0131nca \u00fc\u00e7 K\u2019dan \u201cKad\u0131nlar Mutfa\u011fa \u201d slogan\u0131 da tarihe kar\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015f oldu.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n(Anlamam\u0131\u015ft\u0131r) Nedir o \u00fc\u00e7 K?<br \/>\nAbd\u00fc i\u015fine ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f ortal\u0131\u011f\u0131<br \/>\ns\u00fcp\u00fcrmekle me\u015fguld\u00fcr.<br \/>\nARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nBidokuzy\u00fczellilerin sonlar\u0131ndaki b\u00fcy\u00fck krizde almanlar g\u00fcnah ke\u00e7ilerini yine bulmu\u015flard\u0131, kad\u0131nlar. K\u00fcche, Kinder, Kirche. Yani kad\u0131nlar mutfa\u011fa, \u00e7ocuklar\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131na ve kiliseye sloganlar\u0131yla i\u015fsizli\u011fe ve krize \u00e7are ar\u0131yorlard\u0131&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n(kald\u0131\u011f\u0131 yerden anlatmaya devam eder.)\u00d6\u011fle yeme\u011fi Mc Donald\u2019s, ak\u015fam yeme\u011fi Mc Donald\u2019s , haz\u0131r\u0131 varken mutfa\u011fa kapan\u0131p patates do\u011framan\u0131n anlam\u0131 ne?<\/p>\n<p>Abd\u00fc bir taraftan etraf\u0131 s\u00fcp\u00fcr\u00fcr<br \/>\nbir taraftan da konu\u015fmaya devam<br \/>\neder.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nKom\u015fular da tatilden geriye d\u00f6nd\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm\u00fcze \u00e7ok sevinmi\u015fler. Her seneki gibi ufak tefek hediyelerimizi da\u011f\u0131tt\u0131k. Bayan Braun karpuzu bu kez pi\u015firmeden yiyece\u011fine s\u00f6z verdi. Bayan Mayer k\u00f6pe\u011fini g\u00fcnl\u00fck gereksinimi i\u00e7in d\u0131\u015far\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131nca kap\u0131n\u0131n \u00f6n\u00fcnde beni bekledi. Ben o zamanlamay\u0131 ezbere biliyorum. Cebimde daima haz\u0131r bulundurdu\u011fum, markas\u0131n\u0131 hi\u00e7bir zaman unutmad\u0131\u011f\u0131m \u015fekerlemeleri k\u00f6pe\u011fe Bayan Mayer\u2019in izniyle verirken, bir \u015fi\u015fe de g\u00fclsuyu seyy.. limon kolonyas\u0131n\u0131 sunmay\u0131 unutmad\u0131m.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nAlman vatanda\u015f\u0131 olma konusunda hal\u00e2 kararl\u0131m\u0131s\u0131n Bay Abd\u00fc.?<br \/>\nBira uzat\u0131r Abd\u00fc\u2019a.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n(reddeder biray\u0131) Te\u015fekk\u00fcr ederim \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131rken i\u00e7miyorum.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nBravo day\u0131, almanla\u015fman\u0131n yollar\u0131ndan biri de budur. Disiplinnnnn.<\/p>\n<p>Kad\u0131n girer elleri bo\u015ftur,sal\u0131ncaklara<br \/>\nyakla\u015f\u0131r, Abd\u00fc\u0131n sal\u0131nca\u011fa b\u0131rakt\u0131\u011f\u0131<br \/>\ntorbadan bira al\u0131r ve torbay\u0131 bank\u0131n<br \/>\n\u00fczerine koyar.<br \/>\nKADIN<br \/>\n(\u0130steksiz,can\u0131 s\u0131kk\u0131nd\u0131r) Merhaba, hallo.<br \/>\nKimse oral\u0131 olmaz.<br \/>\n(kad\u0131n di\u011ferlerine bir s\u00fcre bakar)<br \/>\nBen art\u0131k T\u00fcrklerin y\u0131ll\u0131k izinlerini kullanmalar\u0131n kar\u015f\u0131y\u0131m.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n(\u0130\u015fini b\u0131rakarak kad\u0131na y\u00f6nelir)<br \/>\nNeden ? Bizim yasal hakk\u0131m\u0131z bu!<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nPislikten koku\u015faca\u011f\u0131z , \u015furalara bak. (Abd\u00fc\u2019a) \u0130zindeyken de \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131rs\u0131n\u0131z, iki kat\u0131 da para kazan\u0131rs\u0131n\u0131z&#8230; Olmazm\u0131, bizim safkanalmanlara kal\u0131rsak, bu sizin i\u015flerinizi yapmazlar&#8230;.<br \/>\nG\u00fclerek tekrar i\u015fine koyulur.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nTatilde kiminle konu\u015fsam \u0131srarla Alman vatanda\u015f\u0131 olmam\u0131z\u0131 istiyorlar. En tepedekinden mahalle muhtar\u0131na kadar. \u201cOrada lobiler kurun, i\u015f\u00e7i \u015firketleri gibi, Holdinkler kurun s\u0131k\u0131\u015ft\u0131n\u0131z m\u0131, milletvekili olarak buraya VIP\u2019ten girerek d\u00f6nersiniz\u201d diyorlar.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nHel\u00e2l olsun be, bu milletten adam olur.<\/p>\n<p>Kad\u0131n bakta oturmaktad\u0131r. Bankta \u00fc\u00e7<br \/>\nki\u015fi vard\u0131r \u015fimdi.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\n\u015eark\u0131s\u0131na ba\u015flar oturdu\u011fu yerden. \u0130lk ayl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131n<br \/>\nyar\u0131s\u0131n\u0131<br \/>\nmemlekete postalad\u0131<br \/>\ngeri kalan yar\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n<br \/>\nyar\u0131s\u0131yla<br \/>\nk\u0131sa dalgas\u0131 olan<br \/>\nve<br \/>\nkaset\u00e7alarl\u0131<br \/>\ngezici<br \/>\nbir radyo ald\u0131<br \/>\nmemleketten<br \/>\nhaberler<br \/>\niki kez<br \/>\nk\u00f6t\u00fc<br \/>\ndinledi<br \/>\nikisinde de<br \/>\nyerli arkada\u015flar\u0131na<br \/>\ngeneral<br \/>\ngooood<br \/>\ndedi<br \/>\nsorgulamadan<br \/>\nne<br \/>\nkendini<br \/>\nne<br \/>\nkentini&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nEveeet, do\u011fru&#8230; \u00c7ocuklar\u0131n\u0131z burada do\u011fmu\u015f, i\u015f adam\u0131 olmu\u015flar bir eksik,<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\n(Araya girerek) Holdinkler, onu da ba\u015far\u0131rs\u0131n\u0131z, paras\u0131n\u0131 bo\u015fa yat\u0131racak binlerce T\u00fcrk var, o g\u00fcn\u00fc bekliyor. Buraya hemen hemen entegre de olmu\u015fsunuz. Gelininiz ve k\u0131zlar\u0131n\u0131z da belki!<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nOrtaya f\u0131rlar, sesini ayarlar<br \/>\nDola\u015farak \u015fark\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6yler.<br \/>\nba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 ba\u011flad\u0131<br \/>\nokul yok<br \/>\nmeslek yok<br \/>\nkerimelerinin<br \/>\nya\u015f\u0131na varmadan<br \/>\nmemeleri bile<br \/>\n\u00e7\u0131kmadan<br \/>\ns\u0131ra<br \/>\ns\u0131ra<br \/>\ng\u00fcne\u015fe<br \/>\nbuz ektiklerinden<br \/>\nh\u0131s\u0131m akrabadan<br \/>\nithal mal\u0131<br \/>\nd\u00f6rt g\u00fcveyle<br \/>\n\u00e7ifte<br \/>\nnik\u00e2hl\u0131<br \/>\ndizi<br \/>\ndizi..<\/p>\n<p>Kad\u0131n yerinden kalkar dola\u015farak<br \/>\n\u015fark\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6yler.<br \/>\nKADIN<br \/>\nBabas\u0131n\u0131n<br \/>\nAz almanca<br \/>\nbileni<br \/>\ntesett\u00fcr b\u0131y\u0131kl\u0131<br \/>\nvelet<br \/>\ng\u00f6z dikmi\u015fti<br \/>\nd\u00fcnyal\u0131klara<br \/>\ng\u00f6\u011fs\u00fcnde<br \/>\nalt\u0131n zincire<br \/>\nvurulu<br \/>\nbir<br \/>\nkurt<br \/>\nuluyor<br \/>\ndu<br \/>\nosmanl\u0131 gibi<br \/>\nhabire<br \/>\nvuruyor<br \/>\ndu<br \/>\nkatolik<br \/>\nve<br \/>\nalkolik<br \/>\nkuzeyli<br \/>\nsar\u0131\u015f\u0131nlara<br \/>\nboyal\u0131<br \/>\nsar\u0131\u015f\u0131nlara<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nErkek adam\u0131n erkek o\u011flu olur ulan<br \/>\nBen m\u00fcsl\u00fcman, ben os man l\u0131 dan<\/p>\n<p>Arkada\u015f \u015fark\u0131s\u0131na devam<br \/>\neder.<br \/>\nARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nO\u2019nun da<br \/>\nba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 ba\u011flad\u0131<br \/>\nithal mal\u0131<br \/>\ngelinle<br \/>\nh\u0131s\u0131m<br \/>\nakraba dan<br \/>\nya\u015f\u0131na varmadan&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nA\u011fz\u0131na alma, O\u2019nlar\u0131 a\u011fz\u0131na alma. Benim damatlar, gelin diplomal\u0131 m\u00fcsl\u00fcman!<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nBu dedi\u011fin nas\u0131l oluyor Bay Abd\u00fc?<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nYeni mi \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131 bu moda Day\u0131? \u00d6teki taraf\u0131 da garantiliyor mu?<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nEvet, onlar diplomal\u0131 M\u00fcsl\u00fcman, imam&#8230;imamc\u0131l\u0131k (tamamlayamaz) okulu mezunu (kekeler) diplomac\u0131l\u0131k imam (Duraklar) diplomal\u0131&#8230;c\u0131&#8230;l\u0131k&#8230; tamam m\u0131? (Hepsini kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na al\u0131r) A\u011fz\u0131n\u0131za almay\u0131n diplomalar\u0131 ..c\u0131lar\u0131&#8230; imam hatipten diplomal\u0131 onlar.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nDo\u011fru, do\u011fru Day\u0131; oraya da, buraya da entegre olmak kolay m\u0131?<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\n\u0130\u015fte \u015fimdi Holdinkleri de kurdun Bay Abd\u00fc&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nBu i\u015fler diploml\u0131 olunca daha da kolayla\u015f\u0131r Day\u0131. Hi\u00e7 ge\u00e7 kalkma ba\u015fla, kartvizitine de yazd\u0131r. Diplomal\u0131 Holdink\u00e7iler geliyor, kollar\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7m\u0131\u015f bizleri bekliyor.<\/p>\n<p>Aday torbas\u0131na yakla\u015f\u0131r, i\u00e7indekileri<br \/>\nbo\u015faltmaya ba\u015flar.<br \/>\nABD\u00dc<br \/>\n(Kad\u0131na d\u00f6nerek) Evet, evet tam entegreyiz.\u0130sterseniz ispat bile edebilirim. (Heyecanlan\u0131r) Bunlar\u0131 bir t\u00fcrk\u00fcn alabilmesi i\u00e7in ger\u00e7ekten de entegre olmas\u0131 gerekmez mi? (Torbadakileri \u00e7\u0131kartarak) Bu gazeteye ilk ben sahip olabilmek i\u00e7in geceleri g\u00f6z\u00fcme uyku girmiyor. Muhakkak ayn\u0131 anda \u015farab\u0131m\u0131 ve biram\u0131 da sat\u0131n al\u0131r\u0131m K\u0131osktan&#8230;..<br \/>\nEntegre Bay Roli&#8230;<br \/>\nEntegre say\u0131n almanlar.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nEntegre almanla\u015fmak isteyenler.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nEntegre \u00fc\u00e7 maymunlar.<br \/>\n\u015eerefe.<br \/>\nProst.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n(Elindeki \u015fi\u015feyi kald\u0131rarak)Entegreeee Bay Abd\u00fc. \u015eerefe, Prost&#8230; Entegreee diplomal\u0131lara da entegre&#8230; \u00c7abuk bitirme biran\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>Abd\u00fc torbas\u0131na yakla\u015f\u0131r, i\u00e7indekileri<br \/>\nbo\u015faltmaya ba\u015flar.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n(Devamla) Entegreeee Bay Abd\u00fc. \u015eerefe, Prost&#8230; \u00c7abuk bitirme biran\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nYedek var merak etme&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nHel\u00e2l olsun be Day\u0131, turnay\u0131 g\u00f6z\u00fcnden vurdun. Tam bir eyyam adam\u0131s\u0131n, sen bir devleti bile y\u00f6netebilirsin. Dikkat et day\u0131, \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yorsun.<br \/>\nDikkat et day\u0131, \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yorsun.<br \/>\nArkada\u015f yerinden kalkar ve<br \/>\nsal\u0131nca\u011fa do\u011fru y\u00fcr\u00fcr.<br \/>\nABD\u00dc<br \/>\nMola verdim.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nYaln\u0131z, bir konu tak\u0131ld\u0131 kafama; neden senin damatlar\u0131n, gelinin ve k\u0131zlar\u0131n\u0131n giyimleri ayn\u0131 de\u011fil? Bir \u00e7e\u015fit \u00fcniforma gibi. Hepsi ayr\u0131 bir ordunun askerleriymi\u015f sanki. \u00c7e\u015fit \u00e7e\u015fit sakallar. Ayn\u0131 k\u0131\u015fladan, pardon okuldan mezun de\u011filler mi?<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nGeneralleri ayr\u0131!<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\n(\u015fark\u0131s\u0131na ba\u015flar)<br \/>\nBitkisele kalan adam<br \/>\ngeldi\u011fi yeri<br \/>\nyan\u0131nda getirmi\u015f<br \/>\ncepleri<br \/>\ntoprak<br \/>\ndolu<br \/>\nkendinin<br \/>\nkentinin<br \/>\nve<br \/>\nyaln\u0131z kald\u0131<br \/>\nyaln\u0131z d\u0131<br \/>\nda<br \/>\nge\u00e7<br \/>\nmi\u015f<br \/>\nte<br \/>\nde<br \/>\nosman<br \/>\no\u011flu<br \/>\nosman<br \/>\ninsanlar\u0131 sevmedi<br \/>\nkendini<br \/>\nde<br \/>\nyaln\u0131z tanr\u0131ya<br \/>\n\u00e7ok paraya<br \/>\ndua<br \/>\netti<br \/>\nsimgeleyerek&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nEpey geli\u015fme var, sevindirici b\u00fct\u00fcn bunlar. S\u0131k s\u0131k bu t\u00fcr tatilleri yap\u0131n ve eksiliklerinizi giderin Bay Abd\u00fc.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nTe\u015fekk\u00fcr ederim Bay Roli&#8230;. Size bir konuda dan\u0131\u015fmak istiyorum.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nAma, do\u011fru d\u00fcr\u00fcst bir\u015fey olsun.<\/p>\n<p>Abd\u00fc banka oturur. Kad\u0131n kalkar<br \/>\ndi\u011fer sal\u0131nca\u011fa biner.<br \/>\nABD\u00dc<br \/>\nE\u011fer biz Alman vatanda\u015f\u0131 olursak, benim \u00e7ocuklar da alman askeri olularsaaa US Amerikan rambolar\u0131 gibi, Federal Alman Ordusu da nerede \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131 varsa oraya g\u00f6nderilecekler mi. Mesel\u00e2 Vietnam, Kore, Kuveyt, Somali, Yugoslavya, Irak gibi \u00c7eki\u00e7 G\u00fc\u00e7 falan gibi?<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n\u00c7ok siyasi bir soru, beni a\u015f\u0131yor.. Fakat cevapland\u0131rmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015fabilirim.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nBizim i\u00e7in yeni bir olay de\u011fil can\u0131m. Daha \u00f6nceleri Trablusgarp, Yemen, Afganistan, NATO\u2019ya girmek i\u00e7in Kore\u2019ye, gitmi\u015ftik. Demokrasilerde olurmu\u015f b\u00f6yle i\u015fler!..<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nCevab\u0131 da siz verdiniz. Siz \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131n\u0131z i\u00e7in alman vatanda\u015f\u0131 olmak istiyorsunuz, \u00f6tekilerde \u00e7\u0131karlar\u0131 i\u00e7in d\u00fcnyaya sahip \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yorlar!.<br \/>\nKad\u0131n ve Arkada\u015f sal\u0131ncaklarda<br \/>\nsallanmaktad\u0131rlar.<br \/>\nARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nDemokrasi \u00f6yle kolay bir palavra de\u011fil Bay Abd\u00fc. Demokrasi u\u011fruna ne bombalar at\u0131l\u0131yor, ne canlara k\u0131y\u0131l\u0131yor.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nNe camiler kuruluyor, ne Holdinkler kurulup bat\u0131r\u0131l\u0131yor, ne bankalar hortumlan\u0131yor!&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nGelece\u011finizi nas\u0131l tahmin ediyorsun Bay Abd\u00fc?<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n(D\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnerek)Gelece\u011fimi demokratik, \u00f6zg\u00fcrl\u00fck\u00e7\u00fc cumhuriyet\u00e7i, hortumcu ve holdink\u00e7i olarak g\u00f6r\u00fcyorum Bay Roli&#8230; Bakars\u0131n\u0131z birg\u00fcn milletvekili, bakan hatta ba\u015fbakan bile olabilirim, (Hayal eder.)<br \/>\n\u015eans\u00f6lye &#8211; Bundeskansler Abdurrahman Ba\u015fsadrazamo\u011flu&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nBravooo, neden olmas\u0131n&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nGelecekte bana oy vermesi m\u00fcmk\u00fcn olan ve ayn\u0131 vatanda\u015fl\u0131\u011f\u0131 payla\u015faca\u011f\u0131m yerlilerle bo\u015f zamanlar\u0131mda beraber olaca\u011f\u0131m. (s\u0131r\u0131t\u0131r) Biz hep beraber t\u00fcrk\u00fc, mar\u015f s\u00f6yleyip kegel ataca\u011f\u0131z, \u00e7ift kafa oyunu gibi me\u015fguliyetlerimiz olacak.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nDur bakal\u0131m \u00f6nce bundan sonra s\u00f6yleyeceklerime kulak ver !.. (ciddi) \u00d6nce yasalar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 \u00f6\u011frenmen gerekli. Bizde fakt\u00f6rler \u00e7ok \u00f6nemlidir bunu da bilmen \u00f6nemli. \u0130mparatorlu\u011fun vatanda\u015fl\u0131k yasas\u0131ndaki<br \/>\n( RUStAG) paragraf 8 e g\u00f6re, vatanda\u015fl\u0131k i\u00e7in m\u00fcracaat eden bir \u015fahs\u0131n yeterli geliri olmas\u0131&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nT\u00fcrk\u00fcm<br \/>\nDo\u011fruyum<br \/>\n\u00c7al\u0131\u015fkan\u0131m<br \/>\nVarl\u0131\u011f\u0131m tabancal\u0131 kuvvetlere arma\u011fan olsun!&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nBay Abd\u00fc neler duyuyorum. (hayret eder) \u00c7ifte vatanda\u015fl\u0131k bizim yasalar\u0131m\u0131za g\u00f6re m\u00fcmk\u00fcn de\u011fildir!&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<\/p>\n<p>kimlik arad\u0131k<br \/>\ng\u00f6ky\u00fcz\u00fcnde ellerimiz<br \/>\nneler bulduk neler<br \/>\ntakt\u0131 g\u00f6\u011f\u00fcslere<br \/>\nbirileri<br \/>\ngerine gerine<br \/>\nbir<br \/>\ngizem rozeti<br \/>\nson h\u0131zla<br \/>\niterek<br \/>\nta\u015f devrine<br \/>\naln\u0131 yerde<br \/>\nhavada kollar\u0131 dimdik<br \/>\n\u00e7a\u011f\u0131n i\u00e7inde eriyerek<br \/>\nne ger\u00e7e\u011fi sevdik<br \/>\nne de<br \/>\nkendimizi bildik<br \/>\nheeeeyt haydi t\u00fcrk\u00fc s\u00f6yleyelim<br \/>\nderdimize derman diyelim<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nDo\u011fru s\u00f6yledin \u015fimdi ulan. (\u0130kircimle\u015fir) He valla do\u011fru s\u00f6yledin gibime geliyor, ne dedin?<\/p>\n<p>Abd\u00fc biras\u0131n\u0131 bitirmi\u015f, i\u015fe<br \/>\nba\u015flam\u0131\u015ft\u0131r, sinirli ve tel\u00e2\u015fl\u0131d\u0131r.<br \/>\nABD\u00dc<br \/>\n( Devam ederken,\u015fa\u015fk\u0131n bakar Arkada\u015f\u2019a) Diyelim hadi, diyelim de ne diyelim? Gerisini getirmiyorsun birt\u00fcrl\u00fc. (Adam\u2019a d\u00f6nerek ) Yaaa, amma da kat\u0131s\u0131n\u0131z be karde\u015fim. Bizden \u00f6rnek al\u0131n, vatanda\u015fl\u0131ktan bol ne varki, \u015fimdilik i\u015fe yaramasalar bile g\u00fcn gele harman ola!<br \/>\nHer ad\u0131mda bir yasa \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yor kar\u015f\u0131ma, ne kadar da \u00e7ok yasa yapan varm\u0131\u015f. Her can\u0131 s\u0131k\u0131lan bir yasa uyduruyor.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nDemokrasileri, insan haklar\u0131n\u0131 korumak i\u00e7in birs\u00fcr\u00fc yasan\u0131n \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131lmas\u0131 do\u011fald\u0131r. Yoksa her isteyen diledi\u011fi gibi ya\u015fama hakk\u0131na sahip olacak.<br \/>\nKad\u0131n\u0131 onaylarcas\u0131na.<br \/>\nARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nOlurmu \u00f6yle \u015fey, nas\u0131l ya\u015far yasa koyucular. Herkes e\u015fit olursa ya\u015faman\u0131n \u015fakas\u0131 kalmaz.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nSizin \u00fclkenizde de b\u00f6yle de\u011fil mi Bay Abd\u00fc?<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nDemokrasilerde oluyor b\u00f6yle \u015feyler demek ki. Bizde de var anayasa ordan burdan dikte edilmi\u015f, ceza yasas\u0131 falan. Bizde de var yabanc\u0131lar, \u00e7o\u011funluklar, az\u0131nl\u0131klar, noktal\u0131 Kurt\u2019lar! noktal\u0131 olarak s\u00f6ylemiyorum sonra noktal\u0131 Kurt propagandas\u0131 yap\u0131yorum diye baz\u0131lar\u0131 \u00e7\u0131k\u0131p yaygara yapabilir&#8230; Bay Roli onlar i\u00e7in \u00f6zel yasalar yok, allah var yukar\u0131da do\u011fru konu\u015fmal\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nB\u00f6ylece bizden daha demokratik bir \u00fclke oldu\u011funuzu mu kasdetmek istiyorsunuz?<br \/>\nKad\u0131n ve Arkada\u015f sal\u0131ncaklardan<br \/>\nayr\u0131l\u0131rlar ve banka otururlar, bankta<br \/>\n\u00fc\u00e7 ki\u015fi&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nBay Roli orada hanedanlar, biraderler, ABD patentli atamalar var. Antiter\u00f6r yasas\u0131 var, \u00f6zel mahkemeler istikl\u00e2l mahkemelerinden sonra&#8230;DGM ler var, \u00f6zel tim\u2019ler, \u00f6zel vali, K\u00f6y Korucular\u0131 \u00f6zel ordu bile d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcl\u00fcyor, t\u00fcm bunlar demokrasileri, insan haklar\u0131n\u0131 korumak i\u00e7in mi\u015f. Bu da yetersiz kal\u0131rsa, yarg\u0131s\u0131z infazlar, sesini \u00e7\u0131karan ve kay\u0131plar listesine al\u0131nan gen\u00e7ler bile demokrasilerini ya\u015fatmak i\u00e7in imi\u015f&#8230; Sonra bizde yabanc\u0131 misafirlerimiz i\u00e7in \u00f6zel koruma bile var , ABD \u00fcsleri, ABD i\u015fyerleri, yabanc\u0131 sermayelerin paralar\u0131 \u00f6zellikle korunma alt\u0131ndad\u0131r. \u00c7eki\u00e7 G\u00fc\u00e7 bile var yaaaa&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nSizinkiyle aram\u0131zda biraz fark var galiba de\u011fil mi?<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nAradaki fark bizim bilece\u011fim i\u015f de\u011fil. \u015eimdilik Sam Amca bunlar\u0131 yazd\u0131rt\u0131yor ve uygulamaya koydurtuyor. Sam Amcan\u0131n yan\u0131na Hans Amca da kat\u0131ld\u0131\u011f\u0131 an i\u015fler daha da rahatlayacakt\u0131r.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nArada s\u0131rada h\u0131rla\u015fmalar aldatmas\u0131n seni Day\u0131\u0131\u0131!.<br \/>\nO\u2019nlar karde\u015ftirler, Adem ile Havvan\u0131n \u015feyleri ve karde\u015f karde\u015f d\u00f6meltiyorlar pardon y\u00f6netiyorlar bizi!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\n(Kald\u0131\u011f\u0131 yerden devam eder) ABD; yani AMER\u0130KA B\u0130RLE\u015e\u0130K DEVLETLER\u0130\u2019 nin yan\u0131na bir bir tane daha ABD kat\u0131ld\u0131 AVRUPA B\u0130RLE\u015e\u0130K DEVLETLER\u0130 s\u0131n\u0131rlar\u0131 kald\u0131r\u0131lan Avrupa, Hans Amca olarak onlar\u0131 da y\u00f6netmeyi \u00fcstlendik&#8230;. Demokrasilerin bir sahibi olmal\u0131, bunu da \u015fimdilik Sam Amca y\u00fcklenmi\u015f. O da olmasa vay haline Demokrasinin, insan haklar\u0131n\u0131n, \u00f6zg\u00fcrl\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn ve bar\u0131\u015f\u0131n&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nHamal m\u0131 o?<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nKim?<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nO Saman Amca, dediniz ya can\u0131m y\u00fcklenmi\u015f demokrasiyi gidiyor!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nHay\u0131\u0131\u0131r, bekliyor, demokrasiyi bekliyor!.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nBek\u00e7i , demokrasinin bek\u00e7isi. Maa\u015f\u0131 da y\u00fcksektir Saman Amcan\u0131n.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nG\u00f6rm\u00fcyormusun, herkes bir\u015feyler \u00f6d\u00fcyor ona. Vergilerin y\u00fckselmesi, milyonlarca i\u015fsiz, her yedi saniyede bir polisiye olay, hayat pahal\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nUyu\u015fturucu ba\u011f\u0131ml\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131, her dakika milyonlarca dolar\u0131n sil\u00e2lanma i\u00e7in harcanmas\u0131, her d\u00f6rt ki\u015fiden birinin alkolik olu\u015fu, a\u00e7l\u0131k, hastal\u0131k il\u00e2\u00e7s\u0131zl\u0131ktan g\u00fcnde 25 bin \u00e7ocu\u011fun \u00f6lmesi&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n\u0130\u015fsizlik deyince biraz durmam\u0131z gerekiyor Bay Puli&#8230; Roli&#8230; Bizim \u00fclkemizde i\u015fsizlik yok!&#8230; Sen de tatile gittin g\u00f6rm\u00fc\u015fs\u00fcnd\u00fcr. Ne kadar k\u0131raathane, meyhane ve kerhane varsa hepsi t\u0131ka basa dolu. Ortadaki do\u011fruya bakal\u0131m, paras\u0131 olmayan oralara gidebilir mi?<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nDo\u011fru&#8230; olabilir&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\n(Alay ederek onaylamaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131r Abd\u00fc\u0131) Her k\u00f6\u015fede bir simit\u00e7i, ayakl\u0131 gazete bayileri, gezer d\u00fckk\u00e2nlar\u0131yla t\u00fck\u00fcr\u00fck k\u00f6ftecisi, kay\u0131klarda ekmek aras\u0131 \u0131zgara bal\u0131k satanlar hatt\u00e2 ikinci i\u015f yapanlar bile var, i\u015fportac\u0131lar\u0131n \u00e7o\u011fu \u00f6\u011fretmen, memur falan fil\u00e2n&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nOkadar \u00e7ok i\u015fg\u00fcc\u00fcne ihtiyac\u0131 var ki \u00fclkenin cocuklar yedi ya\u015f\u0131ndan sonra \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmaya ba\u015fl\u0131yorlar, \u00e7\u0131rakl\u0131\u011f\u0131n ya\u015f\u0131 yoktur Bay Puli&#8230; Roli&#8230; Bizde yasaklama, s\u0131n\u0131rlama yoktur&#8230; Beyenmiyormusun seni zorla tutan yok, ver elini Avrupa g\u00fcle g\u00fcle &#8230; diyorlar&#8230; Tamam m\u0131 Bay Roli?&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nNe kadar g\u00fczel bir demokrasi Bay Abd\u00fc&#8230; Ama ben kiminle konu\u015ftuysam&#8230; mesel\u00e2 oteldeki garsonlar ve \u00e7al\u0131\u015fanlarla, herbiri Avrupaya Almanyaya nas\u0131l gidilebilir diye form\u00fcl \u00fcretiyorlar. \u0130ltica olay\u0131n\u0131 yutmuyorsunuz art\u0131k, parayla evlenece\u011fimiz Alman kad\u0131nlar da ortal\u0131kta g\u00f6r\u00fcnm\u00fcyor diyorlar.<br \/>\nKADIN<br \/>\nSon pratikleri ise ithal damat, ithal gelin olay\u0131&#8230; Bakal\u0131m daha neler g\u00f6rece\u011fiz bizim bilmedi\u011fimiz, anlamakta gecikece\u011fimiz&#8230;. Kolay de\u011fil demokrasiyi korumak, demokrasinin i\u00e7inda ya\u015famak kolay de\u011fil!&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nBu i\u015fler hep demokrasinin y\u00fcz\u00fcnden mi ileri geliyor? Birine gaz bombas\u0131 satmak di\u011ferine gaz maskesi. Yani t\u00fcm bunlar demokrasi u\u011fruna m\u0131 oluyor?<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nDemokrasi hazmedilmelidir, demokrasiyi hazmetmelisiniz Bay Abd\u00fc.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nBay Roli? demokrasi olmazsa bu ya\u015fad\u0131klar\u0131m\u0131z da olmayacak m\u0131? Yoksa yanl\u0131\u015f bir demokrasi olmas\u0131n bu veya demokrasi oyunu gibi bir\u015fey?<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nMutlu az\u0131nl\u0131\u011f\u0131 korumak i\u00e7in yarat\u0131lan ve sadece onlar\u0131n sevdi\u011fi, onlar\u0131n i\u015fine yarayan<br \/>\n\u201c Asmay\u0131p da besleyelim mi \u201d diyenlerin demokrasisi!<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nBay Abd\u00fc ter\u00f6ristlere yap\u0131lan her t\u00fcrl\u00fc i\u015flem demokrasinin gere\u011fidir .<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nBu d\u00fcnya bir zamanlar \u0130sa\u2019ya da ter\u00f6rist diyordu, \u00e7arm\u0131ha gerdiniz kan\u0131n\u0131 ak\u0131tt\u0131n\u0131z, \u015fimdi de tap\u0131yorsunuz.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nBirilerine veryans\u0131n ter\u00f6rist diyenler, birs\u00fcre sonra<br \/>\nO ki\u015fileri bar\u0131\u015f \u00f6d\u00fcl\u00fcne l\u00e2y\u0131k g\u00f6rd\u00fcler, Arafat Mandela gibi. Bakal\u0131m \u015fimdiki ter\u00f6ristlerden hangileri bar\u0131\u015f \u00f6d\u00fcl\u00fc alacak !..<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nBen bu demokrasiyi be\u011fenmiyorsam, istemiyorsam ter\u00f6ristmiyim ? Ben \u00f6yle bir demokrasi istiyorum ki, olmas\u0131 i\u00e7in de direnece\u011fim, onlar\u0131n demokrasisinin ya\u015fanmayaca\u011f\u0131 bir demokrasi istiyorum. Bana bunun i\u00e7in ter\u00f6rist denilecekse vars\u0131n desinler ayr\u0131ca da sevinirim Bay Roli.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nTer\u00f6rist, \u0130sl\u00e2m ter\u00f6risti! Unuttunmu 11 Eyl\u00fcl\u2019\u00fc?<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nPatriyotist! Ne? Anlamad\u0131m, ne demek o?<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\n(Adam\u2019a yakla\u015f\u0131r) Daha fazla konu\u015fma, dur aptal safkanalman. Ba\u015fkalar\u0131n\u0131n yalanlar\u0131n\u0131 tekrarlama.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nYanl\u0131\u015f konu\u015fuyorsun Bay Roli. \u015ei\u015feler mi aldat\u0131yor seni, tek tarafl\u0131 yazan gazetelerin mi?<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\n20. y\u00fczy\u0131l insanl\u0131\u011f\u0131n y\u00fczkaras\u0131 olarak tarihe ge\u00e7erken; iki d\u00fcnys sava\u015f\u0131, b\u00f6lgesel ve i\u00e7 sava\u015flar, a\u00e7l\u0131ktan ve il\u00e2\u00e7s\u0131zl\u0131ktan \u00f6len insanlar\u0131n say\u0131s\u0131 300 milyona yakla\u015ft\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\n\u0130kinci sava\u015f\u0131n devam\u0131nda, USA\u2019n\u0131n iki atom bombas\u0131 Kore, Viyetnam, iki \u0130rak, Afganistan, G\u00fcney Amerika, Somali, Orta Avrupa\u2019daki b\u00f6l y\u00f6net katliamlar\u0131 gelecek y\u00fczy\u0131llarda da unutulmayacak.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nBar\u0131\u015f ve \u00f6zg\u00fcrl\u00fckten yana olan M\u00fcsl\u00fcman toplumunu ayn\u0131 kaba koyarak, \u0130slam ter\u00f6r\u00fcnden bahsedenlere, yine \u00e7o\u011funlukla bar\u0131\u015ftan ve \u00f6zg\u00fcrl\u00fckten yana olan Hristiyan alemini ayn\u0131 kaba koyarak, 20. y\u00fczy\u0131l\u0131n katliamlar\u0131ndan sorumlu tutmak ve Hristiyan ter\u00f6r\u00fc olarak tan\u0131mlamak do\u011fru olur mu?<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n11 Eyl\u00fcl\u2019den sonra \u00e7e\u015fitli tarikatlarca \u00fcniformalar giydirilmi\u015f m\u00fcsl\u00fcmanlar?<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nSen daha yeni d\u00f6nmedin mi tatilden, orada bu kadar \u00fcniformal\u0131 varm\u0131yd\u0131?<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nBenim \u00fclkemde y\u00fczlerce cami a\u00e7\u0131ld\u0131, onlar?<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nKorkuyormusun?<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nB\u00f6ylesi olumsuz geli\u015fmelerden sonra bana, anlatacaklar\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 kabul edemiyorum.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nYeni y\u00fczy\u0131l 4 ya\u015f\u0131nda, bir \u00f6ncekinden daha kanl\u0131, daha karanl\u0131k gidiyor.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nBu y\u00fczy\u0131l\u0131 da ahlarla vahlarla ge\u00e7irecek olursak, her k\u00f6\u015fede bir \u00f6l\u00fcm, her kar\u0131\u015f topra\u011fa d\u00fc\u015fen bombalar, ellerini ok\u015fayan vurguncular, \u00e7\u0131kar s\u00f6zle\u015fmeleri de gelecek y\u00fczy\u0131la miras kalacakt\u0131r<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nTer\u00f6rist<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nPatriyotist!<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nDemokrasi kullanmas\u0131n\u0131 bilenindir, bunu iyi kullananlar seni de kullan\u0131yormu\u015f e\u011fer \u015fik\u00e2yetin varsa kulland\u0131rtma kendini.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nM\u00fch\u00fcr kimdeyse S\u00fcleyman odur, m\u00fch\u00fcr\u00fc alal\u0131m m\u0131 yani?<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nKolaysa al.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nSen yokmusun?<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nYayn !&#8230; Duruma ba\u011fl\u0131&#8230; Unutma her \u015feyinle yasalara uymak zorundas\u0131n Almanyada. Yasa koyucular\u0131n i\u015fine gelmeyen politik etkinlikler meselesi var&#8230;.<br \/>\nBen yok!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nSen yok.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nO yok.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nBiz yok.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nSiz yok.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN \u2013 ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nOnlar yoook.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nHasret var&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\n\u0130nsana&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nDemokrasinizi yabanc\u0131lardan koruma politikas\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\n\u00d6zg\u00fcrl\u00fck\u00e7\u00fc demokratik temel ilkelere y\u00f6nelik veya almanyan\u0131n g\u00fcvenli\u011fini tehlikeye sokan siyasi \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmalar. \u0130\u00e7eri\u011fi genel haklar hukukuna ter d\u00fc\u015fen etkinlikler.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nPolitik istemlerin ger\u00e7ekle\u015ftirilmesinde destekleme, onaylama ve bunlar\u0131 ara\u00e7 veya uygun metod olarak g\u00f6rme. Hedefleri ve kulland\u0131klar\u0131 ara\u00e7lar temel insanl\u0131k de\u011ferlerine sayg\u0131l\u0131 bir devletin ilkeleriyle ba\u011fda\u015fmayan almanya d\u0131\u015f\u0131ndaki parti, di\u011fer kurum ve kurulu\u015flara ve giri\u015fimlere destek veren veya te\u015fvik eden, onaylayan.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nAlmanya topraklar\u0131n\u0131n nerelere kadar uzand\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 da bir \u00f6\u011frenebilsek veya s\u0131n\u0131rs\u0131z bir almanya m\u0131 olacak acaba? Sudetendeutschland , eskiden denendi\u011fi ibi&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nBizimde birzamanlar koca koca topraklar\u0131m\u0131z vard\u0131 Viyanaya kadar bile girdik&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nViyanaya kadar? Evet do\u011fru, elli metre yerin alt\u0131ndaki Metrolar\u0131n\u0131 s\u00fcp\u00fcrmek i\u00e7in \u015fimdi&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nAkdeniz bizim g\u00f6l\u00fcm\u00fczd\u00fc n\u2019aber Bay Puli.. Roli&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nHakl\u0131s\u0131n, sonra ne oldu?<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nSonras\u0131n\u0131 ne sen sor ne de o anlats\u0131n!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nAnlat anlat Bay Abd\u00fc s\u0131k\u0131lma a\u00e7\u0131l\u0131rs\u0131n, prost \u015ferefe&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\n\u015eerefe<br \/>\nProst,<br \/>\nYunanistan d\u00fc\u015fman, Bulgaristan, Suriye, \u0130ran, \u0130rak \u00e7\u0131k yukar\u0131ya Rusya d\u00fc\u015fman diye \u00f6\u011frettiler&#8230; tarih kitaplar\u0131m\u0131zda. Bi T\u00fcrkikler \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131 1990\u2019dan sonra, T\u00fcrkmenistan, Azerbeycan diye ba\u011fr\u0131m\u0131za bast\u0131klar\u0131m\u0131z var, bayramdaaaaan bayrama&#8230; Bir de unutmay\u0131n haaa siz bizi EU ya almazsan\u0131z biz de TU yu T\u00dcRK\u0130K UNYONU kuruveririz&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nUSA\u2019n\u0131n Truva at\u0131n\u0131 her yerde dola\u015ft\u0131rma Day\u0131. Yemezler&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nABD\u2019 nin Amerikan\u0131n izniyle&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\n(sab\u0131rs\u0131zd\u0131r ve alay eder)Sonra, sonra?<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nAmerikaya sor safkanalman!&#8230;.<br \/>\nProst<br \/>\n\u015eerefe&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nYasadaki 36. madde de \u00f6nemli olanlardan biri;<br \/>\nYabanc\u0131lar\u0131n politik faaliyetleri s\u0131n\u0131rland\u0131r\u0131labilir.<br \/>\n1. Almanyadaki politik fikir olu\u015fumunu veya alman halk\u0131n\u0131n yabanc\u0131larla veya de\u011fi\u015fik yabanc\u0131 gruplar\u0131n kendi aralar\u0131nda bar\u0131\u015f i\u00e7inde ya\u015famalar\u0131n\u0131, almanyan\u0131n g\u00fcvenli\u011fi, ilkelerini ve \u00e7\u0131karlar\u0131n\u0131 olduk\u00e7a etkiliyorsa.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nAlmanyadaki politik fikir olu\u015fumu yaln\u0131z Almanlar\u0131n i\u015fi mi. Bizler e\u015fit haklar i\u00e7in m\u00fccadeleyi b\u0131rakal\u0131m, fikir olu\u015fumunun bile d\u0131\u015f\u0131nda tutulmak isteniyoruz. Alman halk\u0131n\u0131n yabanc\u0131larla bar\u0131\u015f i\u00e7erisinde birlikte ya\u015famas\u0131n\u0131, alman ve d\u00fcnya toplumunu tehdit eden \u0131rk\u00e7\u0131 neonazi partiler bar\u0131\u015f\u0131n ba\u015f torpilleyicileri de\u011fil mi?<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\n36. maddeye devam;<br \/>\nParagraf 2.<br \/>\nAlmanyan\u0131n d\u0131\u015f politika \u00e7\u0131karlar\u0131na ters d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcyorsa.<br \/>\nParagraf 3.<br \/>\nAlmanyan\u0131n hukuk d\u00fczenine ters d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcyorsa.<br \/>\nParagraf 4.<br \/>\nYabanc\u0131 oturma iznine sahip de\u011filse.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nNedir bu s\u0131n\u0131rlamalar, yasaklamalar . \u00c7ar Gorba\u00e7avla beraber duvarlar\u0131 y\u0131kt\u0131n\u0131z tamam, bu yeni g\u00f6r\u00fcnmeyen fakat eskisinden daha da korkun\u00e7 olan duvarlar\u0131n\u0131zla neleri halletmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yorsunuz?<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nB\u00f6ylece yeni yasa ile hangi alanda, konuda olursa olsun derneklerde, yolda, kl\u00fcp ve benzeri kurulu\u015flarda politik i\u00e7erikli yaz\u0131l\u0131 ve s\u00f6zl\u00fc a\u00e7\u0131klamalar yasaklanabilecektir. \u0130stedi\u011finiz \u00f6rg\u00fct ve kurulu\u015fa \u00fcye olman\u0131z veya bunlar\u0131n toplant\u0131 ve eylemlerine kat\u0131lman\u0131z yasaklanabilecektir.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nYasakl\u0131 \u00f6zg\u00fcrl\u00fckler&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nOturma izinleri ve ge\u00e7erlilik alan\u0131 s\u0131n\u0131rland\u0131r\u0131labilir veya ik\u00e2met yerini ge\u00e7ici veya temelli terketme \u00f6zg\u00fcrl\u00fc\u011f\u00fc s\u0131n\u0131rland\u0131r\u0131labilir.<br \/>\n\u015eimdi gelelim yasadaki di\u011fer maddelere.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nHi\u00e7bir \u015feyi \u00f6\u011frenmek istemiyorum art\u0131k. S\u0131n\u0131rlamalar, yasaklamalar&#8230; ne bi\u00e7im demokrasi, \u00f6zg\u00fcrl\u00fckm\u00fc\u015f bu b\u00f6yle.<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nBurada g\u00fcne\u015f yok, burada insan s\u0131ca\u011f\u0131 yok. \u0130nsanlar so\u011fuk do\u011fuyor, so\u011fuk \u00f6l\u00fcyorlar.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nHitlerin g\u00f6zleri g\u00f6r\u00fcyor, her y\u0131l yabanc\u0131lara kar\u015f\u0131 yap\u0131lan binlerce kanl\u0131 sald\u0131r\u0131&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nEksik olan sadece temerk\u00fcz kamplar\u0131 galiba!&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\n\u00f6k\u00fczleri<br \/>\noldu<br \/>\nineklerinin<br \/>\nkoyunlar\u0131n\u0131n<br \/>\nmemelerini<br \/>\nok\u015fay\u0131p<br \/>\nbir damla<br \/>\ns\u00fct<br \/>\ni\u00e7emedin<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nbirs\u00fcr\u00fc<br \/>\ndam\u0131n<br \/>\noldu<br \/>\ni\u00e7inde oturup<br \/>\nsefas\u0131n\u0131<br \/>\ns\u00fcremedin<br \/>\ntarlalar\u0131n\u0131<br \/>\ns\u00fcr\u00fcp<br \/>\ntopra\u011f\u0131n<br \/>\nkokusunu<br \/>\ni\u00e7ine<br \/>\nsindiremedin<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nS\u0131rt\u0131<br \/>\nr\u00fcg\u00e2r<br \/>\ny\u00fckl\u00fc<br \/>\nomuzlar\u0131nda<br \/>\n\u0131slak<br \/>\nbir<br \/>\nhasret<br \/>\ny\u00fcz\u00fcndeki<br \/>\nk\u0131r\u0131\u015f\u0131klar<br \/>\n\u00e7ilelerin<br \/>\nkadar<br \/>\nderin<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nak sa\u00e7lar\u0131n<br \/>\naln\u0131nda da<br \/>\na\u011farm\u0131\u015f<br \/>\ncans\u0131z<br \/>\nbir<br \/>\nku\u015f gagas\u0131<br \/>\ng\u00f6zlerinin<br \/>\nferine<br \/>\ndadanm\u0131\u015f<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nuzak<br \/>\ndenizim<br \/>\ng\u00fcne\u015fe<br \/>\nyak\u0131n<br \/>\nda\u011flar\u0131m\u0131n<br \/>\neteklerinde<br \/>\n\u00e7am kokusu<br \/>\nkar\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015f<br \/>\nya\u011fmur y\u00fckl\u00fc<br \/>\nbulutlar\u0131n<br \/>\nalt\u0131nda<br \/>\nk\u00f6y\u00fcme hasret<br \/>\nbir kar\u0131\u015f<br \/>\ntoprak m\u0131<br \/>\nart\u0131k<br \/>\n\u00f6zlemim&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nT\u00fcm bunlar\u0131 bilmende yarar var diye d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnd\u00fcm Bay Abd\u00fc. Her isteyenin her diledi\u011fi \u00fclkenin vatanda\u015fl\u0131\u011f\u0131na ge\u00e7ebilir diye bir kaide yoktur.<\/p>\n<p>KADIN<br \/>\nBu d\u00fcnya payla\u015f\u0131lm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r payla\u015f\u0131lmaya devam ediliyor. Sana tavsiyem bu aralarda \u00e7ok s\u0131k olarak memleketinde tatil yapmay\u0131 dene karar\u0131n\u0131 da ondan sonra vermeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nBay Abd\u00fc sen Alman milli mar\u015f\u0131n\u0131 biliyormusun?<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nHangisini?<\/p>\n<p>ARKADA\u015e<br \/>\nDuvarlarla beraber \u00f6teki de y\u0131k\u0131ld\u0131 , tabii ki Federal Alman Cumhuriyetinin ki&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nHaz\u0131rm\u0131s\u0131n?<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nEvet&#8230; dinliyorum&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nUyusunda b\u00fcy\u00fcn ninniii<br \/>\nT\u0131p\u0131\u015f t\u0131p\u0131\u015f y\u00fcr\u00fcs\u00fcn ninniii<br \/>\n(ve devam\u0131)<br \/>\n(veya)<br \/>\nLaterne Laterne<br \/>\nSonnenmund und Stern<br \/>\n( ve devam\u0131)<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nTe\u015fekk\u00fcr ederim Bay Abd\u00fc. Tepemde dola\u015f\u0131p durma, otur.<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc<br \/>\nAyakta kalmak istiyorum&#8230;. Gel sende&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>ADAM<br \/>\nOturun&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>ABD\u00dc-ARKADA\u015e-KADIN<br \/>\nAyakta kalmak istiyorum&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>(do\u011fa ve ku\u015f seslerine \u00e7an sesleri de kar\u0131\u015f\u0131r)<\/p>\n<p><b>SON<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okan Metin Oyun &#304;ki Perde Oynayanlar : Adam &ndash; Abd&uuml; &ndash; Kad&#305;n &ndash; Arkada&#351;. Almanya&rsquo;n&#305;n herhangi bir &#351;ehrinde, yeti&#351;kinlerin ve &ccedil;ocuklar&#305;n vakit ge&ccedil;irece&#287;i, dinlenece&#287;i, oyun oynayaca&#287;&#305; bir park. Ortada bir bank, sa&#287;da ve solda &ccedil;&ouml;p sepetleri, bank&#305;n arkas&#305;nda iki sal&#305;ncak. Kad&#305;n; Pank&ccedil;&#305;lar&#305;n giysileri i&ccedil;indedir, eldivenlidir fakat parmaklar&#305; a&ccedil;&#305;ktad&#305;r, sa&ccedil;lar&#305; pembe, ye&#351;il, mavi, g&uuml;m&uuml;&#351; renklerinde par&ccedil;al&#305; 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