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CC K\u00fclt\u00fcr-Sanat\u00a0 <\/strong> Khalejj<\/strong>: \u015eu palavralara bir bakt\u0131m da bu Ah\u00e7\u0131p\u2019sa kafam tak\u0131ld\u0131. Bunlar palavralar\u0131yla me\u015fhur.<\/p>\n Ge\u00e7en bir ara bu kayboldu. Nerdeydin dedik hemen att\u0131 palavray\u0131. Vunerov Beyin misafiriydim, bana asistanl\u0131k teklif etti dedi, palavraya bak.<\/p>\n Yok, Erhan Hapae ile \u00f6zel yaz\u0131\u015f\u0131p g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015f\u00fcyormu\u015f. Yok, benim yaz\u0131m\u0131 ana sayfaya Erhan abiye rica etmi\u015f de koydurtmu\u015fmu\u015f, yani k\u00f6kten k\u00fclliyen palavra.<\/p>\n AH\u00c7IPS: Hep\u0131s\u0131 do\u011fru, hi\u00e7 yalan yok. Sabahlar\u0131 nenesi d\u00f6vmeden yataktan kalkmaz, ata biner ilk ad\u0131mda d\u00fc\u015fer, sabah kahvalt\u0131da 3 sepet yumurtayla ba\u015flar pe\u015fine bir yar\u0131 \u00e7i\u011f hindi yer \u00f6\u011flende yiyece\u011fi kuzuya kadar a\u00e7\u0131m diye a\u011flar z\u0131rlar. Mahalleliye g\u0131na geldi oburlu\u011fundan, zor bak\u0131yoruz. Onun kilosunu tartacak kantar bulamad\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z i\u00e7in ka\u00e7 kilo oldu\u011funu bilmiyoruz. Adam\u0131 tartmay\u0131 belediye kantar\u0131 kabul etmedi. Yalan\u0131m varsa aha kendi burada.<\/p>\n Yav bu Ah\u00e7ips r\u00fcyas\u0131nda kendini dev olarak g\u00f6r\u00fcr, kalkar ilk rastlad\u0131\u011f\u0131na \u00e7atar, e\u015f\u015fek sudan d\u00f6nene kadar sopay\u0131 yer.\u00a0 Sonra da, yaw siz beni gen\u00e7ken g\u00f6recektiniz diye mavra atar. E\u015fekte sudan d\u00f6nmez tabi.<\/p>\n AH\u00c7IPS: \u00a0Yauv \u015fimdi\u2026. AH\u00c7IPS: Bi hafte de\u011fil b\u00fct\u00fcn ramezen .O 3 okyanus \u00f6tede 10 kaplan 2 z\u00fcrafa 5 sivrisine\u011fin korudu\u011fu bir k\u0131tada yaln\u0131z ya\u015f\u0131yor dedi. Neymi\u015f, Vunerov\u2019un ya\u015fad\u0131\u011f\u0131 k\u0131tada bir pamuk yeti\u015firmi\u015f, ge\u00e7en g\u00fcz pamu\u011fun dal\u0131ndan bir \u00e7inli d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015f kurtaramam\u0131\u015flar, pamu\u011fun y\u00fcksekli\u011fi 40 metreymi\u015f. \u00dcst dallar kereste diye ihra\u00e7 edilirmi\u015f, alt dallardan yacht yap\u0131l\u0131rm\u0131\u015f. AH\u00c7IPS: yauv munzevirlik yapme, arem\u0131z\u0131 a\u00e7me, \u015fimdi. \u00a0<\/strong>AH\u00c7IPS: Ben Vunerovun yalenc\u0131s\u0131yim, ade niyapey\u0131m. AH\u00c7IPS: Yauv ne uyduruyon sen, ahe bunler\u0131 musaf \u00e7arps\u0131n ben demed\u0131m.<\/strong><\/p>\n Merak bu ya Say\u0131n Vunerovu biraz anlat bize nas\u0131l biri, neye benziyor dedik. Haydaaa, sormaz olayd\u0131m. \u0130n desem de\u011fil cin desem de\u011fil, boyu girdi\u011fi ruh haline g\u00f6re de\u011fi\u015firmi\u015f, konu\u015ftu\u011fu dil say\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 sayamam\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015f, en son Nartcay\u0131 \u00f6\u011frenerek, yani onun tarihi temellerini kazarak dil problemini halletmi\u015fmi\u015f.<\/p>\n AH\u00c7IPS: Bak bunler do\u011fr\u0131 \u015fimd\u0131.<\/strong><\/p>\n Ha, bazen d\u0131\u015f uzaya seyahat yaparm\u0131\u015f. Peki, o arac\u0131n\u0131 m\u0131 kullan\u0131yor dedi\u011fimde, hay\u0131r d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnce g\u00fcc\u00fcyle gidermi\u015f diyor. Nas\u0131l yani? Dedim. Gitmek istedi\u011fi yeri d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmesi yeterliymi\u015f, Hacj Zekreyi de \u00f6yle ziyaret etmi\u015f.<\/p>\n Bu k\u00f6\u015fede ileri geri yaz\u0131lar \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015f, Vunerov gere\u011fini yapm\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015f. Ya ne diyeyim size bu Ah\u00e7\u0131ps biraz fazla havaland\u0131 art\u0131k, palavra malavra bile onu tan\u0131mlayam\u0131yor. Ben dayanam\u0131yacam art\u0131k, daha sakin bir sitede yazacam ama 7 vakte kadar beklemem laz\u0131m.<\/p>\n AH\u00c7IPS: Git git, Yol\u0131n a\u00e7\u0131k ols\u0131n. Haj Zekreye\u2019de selam s\u00f6yle. T\u00f6be yarabbi.<\/strong><\/p>\n KHALEJJ: <\/strong>Say\u0131n Erhan abi bu Khalejj fazla oluyor art\u0131k. As\u0131l ba\u015f mavrac\u0131 odur. Yani ben Say\u0131n Vunerov olay\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7ok heyecanland\u0131\u011f\u0131m i\u00e7in abartm\u0131\u015f olabilirim. Ne yapay\u0131m ben \u00f6yle g\u00f6rd\u00fcm \u00f6yle hat\u0131rl\u0131yorum. Yalan m\u0131 atay\u0131m yani akl\u0131mda ne kald\u0131ysa onlar\u0131 anlatt\u0131m.<\/p>\n KHALEJJ :\u00a0 Ade ade, hepsi ger\u00e7ek, ar\u0131.<\/p>\n <\/strong>Ama ben size bu Khalejji bir anlatay\u0131m kim daha mavrac\u0131 siz karar verin. Yaw bu khalejj \u015fimdi palavraya ba\u015flarsa yaz\u0131 g\u00fcz\u00fc yetirmez, bu k\u0131\u015f burada kal\u0131r\u0131z diye haz\u0131rl\u0131kl\u0131 geldim dedi, var sen d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn.<\/p>\n Bu khalej\u0131n palavrac\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131 me\u015fhur ya ge\u00e7en bir Acem geldi, bununla palavra yar\u0131\u015ft\u0131rmaya. Acemi uyarmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015ft\u0131m ama hey gidi.<\/p>\n Khalejj hemen Acem\u2019in ya\u015f\u0131n\u0131 sordu oda hemen att\u0131 palavray\u0131; Adem\u2019den \u00f6nceki canl\u0131 neslinin 9 g\u00f6bek \u00f6tesinde do\u011fdum dedi. Kas\u0131l\u0131p oturdu ba\u015fk\u00f6\u015feye.<\/p>\n Khalejj ba\u015flad\u0131 a\u011flamaya hem de h\u00fcng\u00fcr h\u00fcng\u00fcr. \u015ea\u015f\u0131rd\u0131k hepimiz ne oldu dedik bir a\u011f\u0131zdan. Bu hino\u011flu ne dese be\u011fenirsiniz.<\/p>\n Benim 9. gencecik \u00e7ocu\u011fum tam o sene do\u011fmu\u015ftu de ku\u015fpalaz\u0131ndan \u00f6lm\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc, \u015fimdi akl\u0131ma gelince b\u00f6yle, demez mi. Bizim Acemi Beyi serumla zor yeti\u015ftirdik hastaneye.<\/p>\n KHALEJJ : Zevall\u0131.<\/strong><\/p>\n Bu khalej\u0131n palavralar\u0131 saymakla bitmez, ge\u00e7en bir inek alm\u0131\u015f, KHALEJJ: Ama inek cins idi. KHALEJJ: Ma\u015feleh-ma\u015feleh ne kadar da s\u00fcrrealist.<\/strong><\/p>\n Bu g\u00fcz de ayn\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 yapt\u0131m. Gittim ormana ama orman sarp, neyse buldum bir \u00e7ift \u00f6k\u00fcz geliyorum, \u00f6k\u00fcz\u00fcn biri biraz yaralanm\u0131\u015f \u00e7ekemiyor, durdum yan\u0131na biraz yard\u0131m ettim. Bunu g\u00f6ren khalejj bana \u00e7u\u0131kho \u00a0dedi, (\u00f6k\u00fcz o\u011flu). B\u00f6yle lakap takt\u0131 hemen, her yerde s\u00f6yleyip beni rencide ediyor. Bende bir \u015fey demiyorum, ya sab\u0131r.<\/p>\n KHALEJJ: Hay\u0131r ne diyecen, \u015feref duy, onore olm\u0131\u015f\u0131nd\u0131r sen. KHALEJJ: Ar\u0131 ar\u0131, Z\u0131\u011fesab\u0131r n\u0131ne. KHALEJJ: G\u00fclmesin mi?<\/strong><\/p>\n Bende g\u00fcl\u00fc\u015fmelerin ge\u00e7mesini bekledim, Allah varya. Ortal\u0131k sakinle\u015fince, \u00f6k\u00fcz\u00fcn bana ne dedi\u011fini merak ediyor musunuz diye sordum herkese, hepsi merak kesildi.<\/p>\n \u00d6k\u00fcz diyor ki dedim; \u00a0YAV AH\u00c7IPS B\u0130Z SEN\u0130 \u00d6K\u00dcZ B\u0130L\u0130RD\u0130K BU iNEKLER\u0130N ARASINDA NE \u0130\u015e\u0130N VAR.<\/p>\n KHALEJ: \u0130man\u0131 z\u0131kocs\u0131m\u0131lh, k\u00f6t\u00fc mahl\u00fbk.<\/p>\n <\/strong>Ondan beridir Aram\u0131z serin.<\/p>\n KHALEJJ: Brah yauv.<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" CC Kültür-Sanat 12 Haziran 2009 Khalejj: Şu palavralara bir baktım da bu Ahçıp’sa kafam takıldı. Bunlar palavralarıyla meşhur. Geçen bir ara bu kayboldu. Nerdeydin dedik hemen attı palavrayı. Vunerov Beyin misafiriydim, bana asistanlık teklif etti dedi, palavraya bak. Yok, Erhan Hapae ile özel yazışıp görüşüyormuş. Yok, benim yazımı ana sayfaya Erhan abiye rica etmiş de 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\n<\/span> <\/span> 12<\/span> Haziran 2009<\/span><\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>
\nBen size bu Ah\u00e7\u0131ps\u0131 anlatay\u0131m da siz de tan\u0131y\u0131n.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>
\nBu, ge\u00e7en y\u0131l bir evlek \u00e7ilek ekti, tutturdu dokuz varil sadece \u00e7ilek suyu elde ettim diye. \u00c7ile\u011fin yan\u0131nda tesad\u00fcfen yeti\u015fen kabak k\u00f6k\u00fcnden 5 kabak \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f, onlardan bir tanesini oymu\u015f mevsimlik cami yapt\u0131rm\u0131\u015f ve de 1 hafta namaz k\u0131ld\u0131rm\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>
\nAllah Allah, insan bu kadar palavra atar m\u0131? Birde inand\u0131rmak i\u00e7in gel senide g\u00f6t\u00fcreyim camiye diyor, yaw 40 y\u0131ld\u0131r ayak basmad\u0131\u011f\u0131m yere beni g\u00f6t\u00fcrme dedim neme laz\u0131m \u015fimdi. Neyse, bu ge\u00e7en kaybolmu\u015ftu ya biraz hani Vunerov beyle bulu\u015fmu\u015ftu ya g\u00fcya, merak ettim dedim, bu Vunerov nas\u0131l bir yerde ya\u015f\u0131yor? Bak \u015fimdi.<\/p>\n
\nVunerov o k\u0131tada karada taksi, denizde kay\u0131k, havada uzay meki\u011fi olan bir garip arabayla gezermi\u015f. En son o Vunerov\u2019un yan\u0131ndayken, Kuban by gelmi\u015f ama ona pek y\u00fcz vermemi\u015fmi\u015f.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>
\nO s\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc etti\u011fi ara\u00e7 k\u0131rk tren g\u00fcc\u00fcnde 10 apachi helikopteri etkisinde hatta Vunerov onu isterse balistik f\u00fcze haline getirebiliyormu\u015f ama \u015fifresi varm\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015f. Bu kadarla kalsa iyi Say\u0131n Vunerov o k\u0131tada kendine bir Oshamafe yapt\u0131rm\u0131\u015f yani koca da\u011f serinlemek istedi mi, kemendi at\u0131p da\u011f\u0131 kendine \u00e7ekip orda ki buzullarla serinlermi\u015f. Hatta viskisine ba\u015fka buz atmazm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>
\nDeniz alt\u0131nda, Say\u0131n Vunerov, \u00f6zel dostu y\u0131lanlar\u0131n \u015fah\u0131 \u015fahmeranla gezermi\u015f bu \u015fahmeran k\u0131tay\u0131 egemen g\u00fc\u00e7lere kar\u015f\u0131 korurmu\u015f. Son Air France u\u00e7a\u011f\u0131 da galiba bu \u015fahmeran\u0131n kurban\u0131 olmu\u015fmu\u015f.<\/p>\n
\nGe\u00e7en bir yabanc\u0131 k\u00f6ye geliyor sordum ho\u015fbe\u015ften sonra nereye diye khaleje gidiyorum dedi. Ama adam\u0131n k\u0131yafeti bir garip, k\u0131\u015fl\u0131k kalpa\u011f\u0131, yam\u00e7\u0131s\u0131, yedek battaniyesi yan\u0131nda. A\u011fabey af buyur ho\u015f geldin sefalar getirdin de dedim, bu k\u0131yafet ne b\u00f6yle? Misafir ne dese be\u011fenirsiniz.<\/p>\n
\nine\u011fin bir memesinden sadece kaymak \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yormu\u015f \u00f6b\u00fcr\u00fcnden tereya\u011f\u0131. Vallahi korktum ine\u011fin di\u011fer memelerinden ne \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 dinlemeden ayr\u0131ld\u0131m oradan.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>
\nYa asl\u0131nda sorun biraz ki\u015fisel ben size anlatay\u0131m karar\u0131 siz verin.
\nBen k\u0131\u015flar\u0131 odun ihtiyac\u0131n\u0131 toptan hallederim giderim maktaya 15 en fazla 16 y\u0131ll\u0131k odun ihtiyac\u0131n\u0131 kar\u015f\u0131lar gelirim.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>
\nHani o sakatlanan \u00f6k\u00fcz var ya onu da iyile\u015fsin diye ovan\u0131n kenar\u0131na salm\u0131\u015f\u0131m, s\u00fcr\u00fcdeki ineklerle otluyor. Bir ak\u015fam kahvede oturuyoruz, s\u00fcr\u00fc gelmi\u015f \u00e7oban inekleri da\u011f\u0131t\u0131yor. Bu khalejde tam bu s\u0131rada bana \u00f6k\u00fcz g\u00fcc\u00fcnde adam filan diye tak\u0131lmaya ba\u015flad\u0131. Yine sab\u0131r dedim.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>
\nDedim ama benim zavall\u0131 \u00f6k\u00fcz kahvenin \u00f6n\u00fcnde durup bana minnettar bak\u0131\u015flar la bakmas\u0131n m\u0131. \u00a0Khalejj \u00e7\u0131ld\u0131rd\u0131 tabi, laf soku\u015fturmaya ba\u015flad\u0131. Bende \u00f6k\u00fcz\u00fcn yan\u0131na gidip ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 ok\u015fad\u0131m, seni anl\u0131yorum der gibi. Bu Khalejj hemen z\u0131plad\u0131, kahkahalarla g\u00fcld\u00fc, bak bak arkada\u015f\u0131 dedi nas\u0131lda anla\u015f\u0131yorlar. B\u00fct\u00fcn kahve g\u00fcld\u00fc pe\u015fimden.<\/p>\n